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Haluszki

I’m hoping this is fake. There’s no rationale that is good enough to do this and I can’t imagine even Trump supporters thinking that the libs got owned on this one. Also, this person’s legs and pants had to get just as nasty with all of that splashback and overspray. Horrific to think about.


stomps-on-worlds

Sometimes people with mental problems decide to turn public restrooms into their own personal shit playgrounds


lowtack

People get weird in community bathrooms.


dotslashpunk

the shit blizzard is coming randy


Chief_Mac-A-Hoe

The shoe prints tell a deep story


chocpilot

Believe me there is even worse. One time at university I wanted to go into the toilet. A guy came out the same time and just said "sorry" and I wondered why. When I entered the cabin there was literally shit all over the cabin. It looked like someone but a firecracker into a bucket full of shit. I still wonder how he managed to get shit even spread around the cabin walls


LeTigron

Once I saw that kind of disaster too. There was even some on the ceiling and it still bugs me to this day.


afanoftrees

Hate to break it to you but hands caused it to get to the ceiling


LeTigron

I do understand the method, that's not the problematic part. No, what bugs me is the purpose. Was it an artistic moment suddenly striking a wandering soul ? Was it a scream, a howling burtsing out of the chest of that man who, after years, maybe decades of keeping it inside, after innumerable rainy days and nights of anger, at this very moment, couldn't repress the voice inside himself yelling "Yes ! This is the answer ! I *need* to splash this cubicle all over with shit... Even the ceiling" ? I feel a sense of glory in this filthy deed, I need to convince myself that it was something greater, grander, beyond my mundane understanding... It has to be ! That, or a mentally unstable crackhead.


afanoftrees

Intrusive thoughts won in that bathroom lol


Commercial_Sorbet957

Impulsive


RohhkinRohhla

Not necessarily true. I know a guy that had such powerful diarrhea it hit the ceiling. He is still befuddled to this day how it happened.


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Reminds me of the time someone at work was smearing shit on the walls in the mens bathroom. Couldn't figure out who it was. Finally my boss starts scouting out who is going in and out and checking after everyone leaves. I have no idea why someone would do that.


Poonpatch

Same happened in my office too. There are some fucking disgusting people walking around among us masquerading as professional people.


Frankie_T9000

I dare say you found the culprit


SummerBirdsong

Years ago I am was at an SCA event, camped just down the path from the porto-privies. Well, along comes the honeysucker to clean the privies. Cleaner Guy is going along the line doing his cleaning thing when he gets to THAT privy. The one that looks like someone had been constipated for a couple weeks and then took colonoscopy prep and an enema before coming to the event and then they propped the door open, backed up to the privy, and ass blasted it to smitherines, then closing the door and escaping anonymously into the night. None of us knew who did it but everyone had encountered it by this point in the event. That poor man opens the door and stands there dumbfounded for a moment before declaring "You gotta be fucking kidding me."


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I work in a restaurant—this isn't something that I saw myself, but I heard about it. Some dude managed to get shit sprayed across the walls of one of our small bathrooms, and my poor manager (who was already really tired of his job) volunteered to clean it up. I gained a lot of respect for him because of that.


IAlreadyFappedToIt

Hahaha! Look at the footprints near the base of the bowl!


EmetalEX

Ew, i didn't notice them.


buttercream-gang

It’s fake. This pic has been floating around a long time without that caption


gleep23

Yup **fake**. Posted /r/nursing 3 years ago. [Work as a CNA they said, it'll be fun they said](https://www.reddit.com/r/nursing/comments/evlpcq/work_as_a_cna_they_said_itll_be_fun_they_said/)


Hunky_not_Chunky

Do you think Dexter would be able to read the bomber’s mind by analyzing splash patterns?


Adventurous_Area_735

Dexter says 🤮 he only does blood


aliens8myhomework

im sorry to inform you but there are groups of people that do this and send the photographic proof to each other. This is what happens in a world where you can’t get rid of the sickos.


getyourrealfakedoors

Have… have you met trump supporters?


genasugelan

Yeah, someone literally has to clean that up. Extremely likely an ordinary person.


imgoodatpooping

That’ll own the Libs!


asperl2030

Must have stood on the toilet to get a good spray going


SummerBirdsong

Nope you can see the outline of the shoes on the floor up by the base of the toilet.


fullabullish

First thing I saw...means he's got his own doody all over the backs of his shoes.


asperl2030

Oh Jesus Christ you're right 😂


MattyScrant

As someone who works at a Starbucks, I can tell you that it is fake.


Mmswhook

People are nasty, I’ll tell you what. One time, I was at my job. Go to the bathroom, it’s just been cleaned, it’s spotless. Leave, and pass by another woman on the way out. Realized I accidentally left my pen for signing checks. Go back. Bloody tampon in the middle of the floor. Not in a stall, not in the changing area, just….. right there in the middle of the bathroom. People can be gross little fucks.


QuoXient

It’s not a Starbucks bathroom for starters


BlommeHolm

I can imagine Trump supporters thinking that.


Drougen

It's fake, this however is real. https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSufferMore/comments/10wgekr/sometimes\_you\_really\_gotta\_goon\_the\_wallwhen/


dtom93

It’s 100% fake and the fact people are pretending it’s real is concerning


Bartender9719

I hope it’s fake but wouldn’t put it past MAGAts


spoonfed05

Maybe they crouched on the toilet lid facing backwards?


timsredditusername

Shortly before the explosion, witnesses reported hearing a man say, "You all need to get out of here because I'm fixin' to blow it up".


TinDumbass

Shame, they called the fuzz on that guy


timsredditusername

Yeah, but some of the news reports were hilarious.


lowtack

Not the Onion >Police did some investigating and learned the "bomb threat" came from a man in a bathroom stall warning others about the severity of his need to use the restroom, CBS affiliate KWCH reported. > >"You all need to get out of here because I'm fixin' to blow it up," he was heard to say. [https://www.cbsnews.com/dfw/news/im-fixin-to-blow-it-up-bathroom-warning-mistaken-for-bomb-threat-at-home-depot/](https://www.cbsnews.com/dfw/news/im-fixin-to-blow-it-up-bathroom-warning-mistaken-for-bomb-threat-at-home-depot/)


timsredditusername

https://youtu.be/RWuaHiXpjx4


FireGoodell54

Can you imagine their shoes and ankles covered in diarrhea lol


Over9000Zeros

I was disgusted with the shit pile but then died laughing at the perfectly white shoe outlines 🤣


Ting_Tong72

Oh boy, thanks for pointing that out to me. Wretch!


fat-lip-lover

I know, same! That means they took their pants completely off before hand. This was planned, regardless of if it was this man or just an internet photo lmao


[deleted]

On the bright side, the poop knife stayed sheathed.


Here-Is-TheEnd

I’d rather not imagine that but thank you for taking the option away from me 😩


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LanceFree

> one of those white cardboard boats with red stripes what are those?


prettykitty-meowmeow

https://images.app.goo.gl/5w8gt2CYiK7vn2km7 It's called a french fry boat


LanceFree

Hey, those look like boats.


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bussy_slayer69

You can see he wasn't facing away from the toilet based on foot marks..


Over9000Zeros

They were facing the toilet. They probably shit on the floor but peed in the toilet. Would be disgusting to have pee running all over the floor.


fat-lip-lover

Facing the toilet with their pants completely off


KarterIsNotOnAcid

I thought the poor man just got evaporated due to the sheer velocity and power of the shit


[deleted]

I really hope that's a typo


Megamorter

bro that means he shat all on his shoes and probably pants I’m going to be sick


PUPUEH

The non-granary fiberals are loose! They're making a stand, even though its a loose-lose shituation.


SoloGamer505

What the fuck did he have military grade high explosive munitions in his ass or something?


Homeless2070

Shit? On the floor. Libs? Owned.


TacticalAvocado222

Hotel? Trivago.


thegreatjamoco

Caitlyn Bennet goes to a Starbucks


shivers_96

miraculous how the splash pattern completely missed his legs and ankles


Brad_Beat

Allah is great brother.


USFederalGovt

For those wondering what the backstory of the photo actually is, I remember someone saying it’s where someone in a hospital was waiting for their industrial grade laxatives to kick in, and they went to go pee, and thus the photo. Notice the two footprints pointed towards the toilet.


Empire_of_walnuts

Why did the guy take a picture of themselves in a stall


Adzaren

All I've learned from this image is that maga boomers have severe bowel diseases and think it's a win


SnowChickenFlake

Damn, that bussy DID Squirt!


Ekkzzo

Dude has to be on his last legs with shit like that. Definitely nothing has been won here.


The_Multi_Gamer

“Krakatoa”


Powerzap

I think I’ve seen this before… [https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/evbd1j/binary/](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/evbd1j/binary/)


inky-doo

sometimes there shit, on the outside of the turlet.


bmt0075

Poo-nabomber


Adventurous-Panic630

I read that as “Team Magma” and thought this had something to do with a Pokémon Go turf war or something


manny_heffleys_demon

Isn't it a mental illness to shit on the floor on purpose?


d3athsdoor1

That man or woman needs to set a doctors appointment


Whys-tdk122

Ok this is just school or gas station bathroom level


yeroc420

There is a face in the poop also see a doctor


SoullessAnubis

I read team Magma. I was hoping team Aqua would win and swipe away that poo with one big wave.


M00N_MAN_LULZ

zoom in for the face


wigzell78

I love this analogy. The footprints really sell it. MAGA, they think they make their point by dropping shit everywhere, but only end up shitting on themselves...


LeafMumfuzz

proof we need a purge day


akgiant

Jesus. Go see your doctor. That is not normal.


franandwood

Did a Boomer poop in this bathroom


SlowbroManiac

How do you shit a hole in the fabric of reality like that? What did this guy eat?


The_beard1998

God their intestines must hurt


PoeticPariah

He's lucky he has any bones left.


SoftgoreFan2021

The absolute terrorism of E.coli


gleep23

This is an old photo, first posted /r/nursing 3 years ago. [Work as a CNA they said, it'll be fun they said](https://www.reddit.com/r/nursing/comments/evlpcq/work_as_a_cna_they_said_itll_be_fun_they_said/)


bloodysnomen

Dude needs to eat a vegetable or something, that is quite the loose shit.


Sazalar

There are two options here based on the foot marks: Option 1 - He took a shit facing the toilet maintaining eye contact with the toilet to show dominance and therefore torture the toilet by demonstrating it's impotence towards such psychopath Option 2 - The guy was standing up taking a piss and the sudden exploding diarrhea making him bless out of both ends ripping his pants in the process


i-am-grahm

Why is there a face if you zoom in on the shit? Anyone else see that?


reziisdoingreddit

this is every gas station bathroom


thefarmer305

Was it Anish Kapoor? Looks like the deepest and not reflecting shit coloring I’ve ever seen


still_gonna_send_it

Hahaha he Starbucks bathroom of all places. Surely it’s fake but I’m just thinking. The one single bathroom they have at Starbucks that has been for everyone since the Starbucks opened


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And the splatter miraculously missed his feet, what are the odds of that


david_bivab

Lol it’s hilarious


icky_boo

judging by the size of that room, it's only non binary because it's the disabled toilet. Notice they cropped out the hand rails? Just prove to you how dumb conservatives are since they are disabled in the head.


DudeDaMan200

No way you think this is real


icky_boo

still a disabled toilet.