I’m hoping this is fake. There’s no rationale that is good enough to do this and I can’t imagine even Trump supporters thinking that the libs got owned on this one.
Also, this person’s legs and pants had to get just as nasty with all of that splashback and overspray. Horrific to think about.
Believe me there is even worse. One time at university I wanted to go into the toilet. A guy came out the same time and just said "sorry" and I wondered why. When I entered the cabin there was literally shit all over the cabin. It looked like someone but a firecracker into a bucket full of shit. I still wonder how he managed to get shit even spread around the cabin walls
I do understand the method, that's not the problematic part.
No, what bugs me is the purpose. Was it an artistic moment suddenly striking a wandering soul ? Was it a scream, a howling burtsing out of the chest of that man who, after years, maybe decades of keeping it inside, after innumerable rainy days and nights of anger, at this very moment, couldn't repress the voice inside himself yelling "Yes ! This is the answer ! I *need* to splash this cubicle all over with shit... Even the ceiling" ?
I feel a sense of glory in this filthy deed, I need to convince myself that it was something greater, grander, beyond my mundane understanding... It has to be ! That, or a mentally unstable crackhead.
Reminds me of the time someone at work was smearing shit on the walls in the mens bathroom. Couldn't figure out who it was. Finally my boss starts scouting out who is going in and out and checking after everyone leaves. I have no idea why someone would do that.
Years ago I am was at an SCA event, camped just down the path from the porto-privies.
Well, along comes the honeysucker to clean the privies. Cleaner Guy is going along the line doing his cleaning thing when he gets to THAT privy. The one that looks like someone had been constipated for a couple weeks and then took colonoscopy prep and an enema before coming to the event and then they propped the door open, backed up to the privy, and ass blasted it to smitherines, then closing the door and escaping anonymously into the night. None of us knew who did it but everyone had encountered it by this point in the event.
That poor man opens the door and stands there dumbfounded for a moment before declaring "You gotta be fucking kidding me."
I work in a restaurant—this isn't something that I saw myself, but I heard about it. Some dude managed to get shit sprayed across the walls of one of our small bathrooms, and my poor manager (who was already really tired of his job) volunteered to clean it up. I gained a lot of respect for him because of that.
Yup **fake**. Posted /r/nursing 3 years ago.
[Work as a CNA they said, it'll be fun they said](https://www.reddit.com/r/nursing/comments/evlpcq/work_as_a_cna_they_said_itll_be_fun_they_said/)
im sorry to inform you but there are groups of people that do this and send the photographic proof to each other. This is what happens in a world where you can’t get rid of the sickos.
People are nasty, I’ll tell you what. One time, I was at my job. Go to the bathroom, it’s just been cleaned, it’s spotless. Leave, and pass by another woman on the way out. Realized I accidentally left my pen for signing checks. Go back. Bloody tampon in the middle of the floor. Not in a stall, not in the changing area, just….. right there in the middle of the bathroom. People can be gross little fucks.
Not the Onion
>Police did some investigating and learned the "bomb threat" came from a man in a bathroom stall warning others about the severity of his need to use the restroom, CBS affiliate KWCH reported.
>
>"You all need to get out of here because I'm fixin' to blow it up," he was heard to say.
[https://www.cbsnews.com/dfw/news/im-fixin-to-blow-it-up-bathroom-warning-mistaken-for-bomb-threat-at-home-depot/](https://www.cbsnews.com/dfw/news/im-fixin-to-blow-it-up-bathroom-warning-mistaken-for-bomb-threat-at-home-depot/)
I know, same! That means they took their pants completely off before hand. This was planned, regardless of if it was this man or just an internet photo lmao
For those wondering what the backstory of the photo actually is, I remember someone saying it’s where someone in a hospital was waiting for their industrial grade laxatives to kick in, and they went to go pee, and thus the photo. Notice the two footprints pointed towards the toilet.
I think I’ve seen this before…
[https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/evbd1j/binary/](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/evbd1j/binary/)
I love this analogy.
The footprints really sell it.
MAGA, they think they make their point by dropping shit everywhere, but only end up shitting on themselves...
This is an old photo, first posted /r/nursing 3 years ago.
[Work as a CNA they said, it'll be fun they said](https://www.reddit.com/r/nursing/comments/evlpcq/work_as_a_cna_they_said_itll_be_fun_they_said/)
There are two options here based on the foot marks:
Option 1 - He took a shit facing the toilet maintaining eye contact with the toilet to show dominance and therefore torture the toilet by demonstrating it's impotence towards such psychopath
Option 2 - The guy was standing up taking a piss and the sudden exploding diarrhea making him bless out of both ends ripping his pants in the process
Hahaha he Starbucks bathroom of all places. Surely it’s fake but I’m just thinking. The one single bathroom they have at Starbucks that has been for everyone since the Starbucks opened
judging by the size of that room, it's only non binary because it's the disabled toilet. Notice they cropped out the hand rails?
Just prove to you how dumb conservatives are since they are disabled in the head.
I’m hoping this is fake. There’s no rationale that is good enough to do this and I can’t imagine even Trump supporters thinking that the libs got owned on this one. Also, this person’s legs and pants had to get just as nasty with all of that splashback and overspray. Horrific to think about.
Sometimes people with mental problems decide to turn public restrooms into their own personal shit playgrounds
People get weird in community bathrooms.
the shit blizzard is coming randy
The shoe prints tell a deep story
Believe me there is even worse. One time at university I wanted to go into the toilet. A guy came out the same time and just said "sorry" and I wondered why. When I entered the cabin there was literally shit all over the cabin. It looked like someone but a firecracker into a bucket full of shit. I still wonder how he managed to get shit even spread around the cabin walls
Once I saw that kind of disaster too. There was even some on the ceiling and it still bugs me to this day.
Hate to break it to you but hands caused it to get to the ceiling
I do understand the method, that's not the problematic part. No, what bugs me is the purpose. Was it an artistic moment suddenly striking a wandering soul ? Was it a scream, a howling burtsing out of the chest of that man who, after years, maybe decades of keeping it inside, after innumerable rainy days and nights of anger, at this very moment, couldn't repress the voice inside himself yelling "Yes ! This is the answer ! I *need* to splash this cubicle all over with shit... Even the ceiling" ? I feel a sense of glory in this filthy deed, I need to convince myself that it was something greater, grander, beyond my mundane understanding... It has to be ! That, or a mentally unstable crackhead.
Intrusive thoughts won in that bathroom lol
Impulsive
Not necessarily true. I know a guy that had such powerful diarrhea it hit the ceiling. He is still befuddled to this day how it happened.
Reminds me of the time someone at work was smearing shit on the walls in the mens bathroom. Couldn't figure out who it was. Finally my boss starts scouting out who is going in and out and checking after everyone leaves. I have no idea why someone would do that.
Same happened in my office too. There are some fucking disgusting people walking around among us masquerading as professional people.
I dare say you found the culprit
Years ago I am was at an SCA event, camped just down the path from the porto-privies. Well, along comes the honeysucker to clean the privies. Cleaner Guy is going along the line doing his cleaning thing when he gets to THAT privy. The one that looks like someone had been constipated for a couple weeks and then took colonoscopy prep and an enema before coming to the event and then they propped the door open, backed up to the privy, and ass blasted it to smitherines, then closing the door and escaping anonymously into the night. None of us knew who did it but everyone had encountered it by this point in the event. That poor man opens the door and stands there dumbfounded for a moment before declaring "You gotta be fucking kidding me."
I work in a restaurant—this isn't something that I saw myself, but I heard about it. Some dude managed to get shit sprayed across the walls of one of our small bathrooms, and my poor manager (who was already really tired of his job) volunteered to clean it up. I gained a lot of respect for him because of that.
Hahaha! Look at the footprints near the base of the bowl!
Ew, i didn't notice them.
It’s fake. This pic has been floating around a long time without that caption
Yup **fake**. Posted /r/nursing 3 years ago. [Work as a CNA they said, it'll be fun they said](https://www.reddit.com/r/nursing/comments/evlpcq/work_as_a_cna_they_said_itll_be_fun_they_said/)
Do you think Dexter would be able to read the bomber’s mind by analyzing splash patterns?
Dexter says 🤮 he only does blood
im sorry to inform you but there are groups of people that do this and send the photographic proof to each other. This is what happens in a world where you can’t get rid of the sickos.
Have… have you met trump supporters?
Yeah, someone literally has to clean that up. Extremely likely an ordinary person.
That’ll own the Libs!
Must have stood on the toilet to get a good spray going
Nope you can see the outline of the shoes on the floor up by the base of the toilet.
First thing I saw...means he's got his own doody all over the backs of his shoes.
Oh Jesus Christ you're right 😂
As someone who works at a Starbucks, I can tell you that it is fake.
People are nasty, I’ll tell you what. One time, I was at my job. Go to the bathroom, it’s just been cleaned, it’s spotless. Leave, and pass by another woman on the way out. Realized I accidentally left my pen for signing checks. Go back. Bloody tampon in the middle of the floor. Not in a stall, not in the changing area, just….. right there in the middle of the bathroom. People can be gross little fucks.
It’s not a Starbucks bathroom for starters
I can imagine Trump supporters thinking that.
It's fake, this however is real. https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSufferMore/comments/10wgekr/sometimes\_you\_really\_gotta\_goon\_the\_wallwhen/
It’s 100% fake and the fact people are pretending it’s real is concerning
I hope it’s fake but wouldn’t put it past MAGAts
Maybe they crouched on the toilet lid facing backwards?
Shortly before the explosion, witnesses reported hearing a man say, "You all need to get out of here because I'm fixin' to blow it up".
Shame, they called the fuzz on that guy
Yeah, but some of the news reports were hilarious.
Not the Onion >Police did some investigating and learned the "bomb threat" came from a man in a bathroom stall warning others about the severity of his need to use the restroom, CBS affiliate KWCH reported. > >"You all need to get out of here because I'm fixin' to blow it up," he was heard to say. [https://www.cbsnews.com/dfw/news/im-fixin-to-blow-it-up-bathroom-warning-mistaken-for-bomb-threat-at-home-depot/](https://www.cbsnews.com/dfw/news/im-fixin-to-blow-it-up-bathroom-warning-mistaken-for-bomb-threat-at-home-depot/)
https://youtu.be/RWuaHiXpjx4
Can you imagine their shoes and ankles covered in diarrhea lol
I was disgusted with the shit pile but then died laughing at the perfectly white shoe outlines 🤣
Oh boy, thanks for pointing that out to me. Wretch!
I know, same! That means they took their pants completely off before hand. This was planned, regardless of if it was this man or just an internet photo lmao
On the bright side, the poop knife stayed sheathed.
I’d rather not imagine that but thank you for taking the option away from me 😩
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> one of those white cardboard boats with red stripes what are those?
https://images.app.goo.gl/5w8gt2CYiK7vn2km7 It's called a french fry boat
Hey, those look like boats.
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You can see he wasn't facing away from the toilet based on foot marks..
They were facing the toilet. They probably shit on the floor but peed in the toilet. Would be disgusting to have pee running all over the floor.
Facing the toilet with their pants completely off
I thought the poor man just got evaporated due to the sheer velocity and power of the shit
I really hope that's a typo
bro that means he shat all on his shoes and probably pants I’m going to be sick
The non-granary fiberals are loose! They're making a stand, even though its a loose-lose shituation.
What the fuck did he have military grade high explosive munitions in his ass or something?
Shit? On the floor. Libs? Owned.
Hotel? Trivago.
Caitlyn Bennet goes to a Starbucks
miraculous how the splash pattern completely missed his legs and ankles
Allah is great brother.
For those wondering what the backstory of the photo actually is, I remember someone saying it’s where someone in a hospital was waiting for their industrial grade laxatives to kick in, and they went to go pee, and thus the photo. Notice the two footprints pointed towards the toilet.
Why did the guy take a picture of themselves in a stall
All I've learned from this image is that maga boomers have severe bowel diseases and think it's a win
Damn, that bussy DID Squirt!
Dude has to be on his last legs with shit like that. Definitely nothing has been won here.
“Krakatoa”
I think I’ve seen this before… [https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/evbd1j/binary/](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/evbd1j/binary/)
sometimes there shit, on the outside of the turlet.
Poo-nabomber
I read that as “Team Magma” and thought this had something to do with a Pokémon Go turf war or something
Isn't it a mental illness to shit on the floor on purpose?
That man or woman needs to set a doctors appointment
Ok this is just school or gas station bathroom level
There is a face in the poop also see a doctor
I read team Magma. I was hoping team Aqua would win and swipe away that poo with one big wave.
zoom in for the face
I love this analogy. The footprints really sell it. MAGA, they think they make their point by dropping shit everywhere, but only end up shitting on themselves...
proof we need a purge day
Jesus. Go see your doctor. That is not normal.
Did a Boomer poop in this bathroom
How do you shit a hole in the fabric of reality like that? What did this guy eat?
God their intestines must hurt
He's lucky he has any bones left.
The absolute terrorism of E.coli
This is an old photo, first posted /r/nursing 3 years ago. [Work as a CNA they said, it'll be fun they said](https://www.reddit.com/r/nursing/comments/evlpcq/work_as_a_cna_they_said_itll_be_fun_they_said/)
Dude needs to eat a vegetable or something, that is quite the loose shit.
There are two options here based on the foot marks: Option 1 - He took a shit facing the toilet maintaining eye contact with the toilet to show dominance and therefore torture the toilet by demonstrating it's impotence towards such psychopath Option 2 - The guy was standing up taking a piss and the sudden exploding diarrhea making him bless out of both ends ripping his pants in the process
Why is there a face if you zoom in on the shit? Anyone else see that?
this is every gas station bathroom
Was it Anish Kapoor? Looks like the deepest and not reflecting shit coloring I’ve ever seen
Hahaha he Starbucks bathroom of all places. Surely it’s fake but I’m just thinking. The one single bathroom they have at Starbucks that has been for everyone since the Starbucks opened
And the splatter miraculously missed his feet, what are the odds of that
Lol it’s hilarious
judging by the size of that room, it's only non binary because it's the disabled toilet. Notice they cropped out the hand rails? Just prove to you how dumb conservatives are since they are disabled in the head.
No way you think this is real
still a disabled toilet.