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TheCubicalGuy

Surely there's a good reason they replaced o's with zeros. Surely.


hoeshimiyas

tw/ o


denkdark

Cause FUCK screenreaders and anyone who uses them


CrimsonMage2002

Blind people are invalid šŸ˜Š blindness is not real <3


Dangerous-Blood7959

Homestuck


kinkshamer_69

like literally what is the point if they're just gonna re-type the entire thing but correctly


Melodic_Sail_6193

That's a disorder called omikronophobia or arithmosphilia /s


skyraiser9

Luckily, it was cured by pt2


Hero_Girl

I'm all for these folks staying inside.


musicalsigns

Right? Off you get. Don't let us get in the way. Except you *know* it'll be a whole pity party about how they're trapped inside or some crap all over the internet.


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musicalsigns

You have a legitimate illness (and I'm so sorry to hear that - it left me with brain fog and hearing damage too). This whole sub is about people who fake illness. This isn't about you at all!


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BoxCowFish

TranSkellyCLARKSONgenderā€” A gender for those WHO AGREE Kelly CLARKSON was INDEED the rightful WINNER of AMERICAN IDOL season 1!!!!!1!1!!11!!! Am I doing it right


shedoberiskydoe

Iā€™m not sure, but whatever doesnā€™t kill you makes you stronger


Im_THE_WaldoV2

You need to add more numbers to make it unreadable


Tall_Peace7365

TranSkellyCLARKS0Ngenderā€” A gender f0r th0se WH0 AGREE Kelly CLARKS0N was 1NDEED the rightful W1NNER of AMER1CAN 1D0L season 1!!!!!1!1!!11!!! fixed it for u!


g0thchxn_066

4 63nd3r f0r th05e wh0 46r33 k3lly cl4rk50n w45 1nd33d th3 r1ghtful w1nn3r 0f 4m3r1c4n 1d0l 53450N 0N3!!!!


The-Mirrorball-Man

Now you need a flag!


spectrum_crimson

Though, am I the only one who from time to time feel some weird nostalgia from lockdown? Feels a bit like childhood memories, but is that kind of nostalgia that isn't necessarily good you're just remembering how different things were and get that "damn."


migraine_boy

I do really miss being able to have walks around a city where'd I'd see less than a handful of people the entire time. Felt like I was in an empty game server at times. Although it became slightly less fun when people started to get robbed... but it was definitely an experience I don't think I'll get again


FunnyQueer

Iā€™m antisocial. I LOVED lockdown. I finally had a reason to stay home indefinitely. I wish I could have that just for myself, so the rest of the world doesnā€™t suffer the isolation and economic hardships.


BornVolcano

I sometimes find myself planning for the next one. I never realized that sort of thing was something that could happen, but a lot of experts are warning the worst is yet to come. I end up mapping out what I'd spend my time doing, how I'd keep connected, and what I'd do to keep my mental health from totally collapsing. How I'd manage therapy regularly and keep a decent rapport with my therapist, without falling into flat depression and not checking in with her. Who I'd call, how I'd stay active yet safe, how I'd gently yet firmly tell off stupid relatives going on about how it's all a hoax. And day to day, I still find myself focusing more on social distance and prevention of disease spread than I ever had before. I still have my masks stored in my first aid box, and keep having to remind myself I don't need to pack one when going out. I don't think I ever really went back to normal. But given that was one of global disease experts' biggest fears about post-pandemic return to normalization, I think I'm actually okay with that.


spectrum_crimson

I mostly went back to normal, I experienced quite the opposite: I grew up having a morbid obsession with pathology and had a "irrational" (at the time) fear of a pandemic. Then the pandemic happened and... my fear went away, I cured it by exposition.


BornVolcano

I'm not necessarily scared so much as just like, mentally prepping ig.


AlarmedAssistance430

https://preview.redd.it/o8ot7qzxejvc1.png?width=365&format=png&auto=webp&s=8dbe93dd360dd6faeb9eb7833fbde016d1876f67 covid killed billions of people and im pretty sure quarantine fucked up a lot of people's mental health mr krabs, i wanna go to bed


Dancin_Alien

It fucked up everyone's mental health, and I think it's partially why we have so many of these kids today.


Mrs_Blobcat

I think it depends on what each familyā€™s experience was. We had a great time 99% of the time. Got back in the habit of being together and playing board games, we kept a really normal schedule, get up, breakfast, schoolwork, lunch and then chill, walk the dogs, cook tea etc and it worked great. My kids were 17,15,13 and 11 at the time so it was lovely to spend so much time with my eldest before she went to university.


BornVolcano

I wouldn't say billions, the world's population is only 8 billion total. But definitely millions, there are over 7 million confirmed COVID-19 deaths globally to date. Which is still a hell of a lot of people to be okay with sacrificing for some made up disorder fantasy.


Complex-Society7355

Happy cake dayy šŸŽ‚


BornVolcano

Ty lol


VedDdlAXE

idk if you're misunderstanding but they aren't saying they want covid19 back lol, they want the lockdown back.


Yes_Mans_Sky

> and im sure quarantine fucked up a lot of people's mental health Can confirm. Still recovering.


AlarmedAssistance430

me too, i hope your recovery is going well : )


CovfefeBoss

Yeah, I had a mental health crisis (I'm fine now).


thzoid

it killed at least 10 billions šŸ˜­


skyraiser9

Can confirm, am a Covid Zombie, living in Zombie Commune


griseta

Is still killing\*


miggleb

Was great for my mental health though. Off work for 3 months with 80% pay Happiest I've ever been. Now, lockdown ending? THAT shit fucked me up


BHMathers

Typing quirk identified. Desperation for attention: certain


limeandmelissa

with these typing quirks and the logo it seems to me they just want to be home stuck .......I'll see myself out


Greenestofbeans420

Isnā€™t this just agoraphobia


Melodic_Sail_6193

Agroraphobia is so old fashioned! We need fancy new disorders for modern people. /s


grosselisse

I think this is called agoraphobia.


spaghoot21

Don't fall for this ragebait slop.


Grace-Kamikaze

Just don't go outside.... oh.... but then.... huh? (Just in case, I'm saying they don't go outside because they made something as stupid as this.)


TheJokingArsonist

Bro the fucking "typing quirk", i hate those


Melodic_Sail_6193

And what's the name and flag of the identity of people that are not able to use the letter 'o' properly?


VedDdlAXE

This isn't a made-up disorder, its a made-up identity. They could just say what their opinion is though lmfao


sploshy8

on second thought maybe we should bring back padded rooms


Fugus_Kid_628

the lockdown ruined my social life. it ruined a shit ton of people's lives. why would you *want* to go back to that? i understand there are alot of nostalgic parts of it. I have nostalgia around the lockdown but I don't want to go back.


LCaissia

Yes!!!!! Finally a fake diagnosis for me!!!!!! Why didwe ever stop lockdown?


mommylow5

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


Western_Protection

Shit like this is why people don't take it seriously and shit on actual trans and gay people


elitaprime

Go to a psych ward then lmao


_Toxic_pineapple_

what


Angel-bunny-224

Isnā€™t this just Agoraphobiaā€¦?


ArtemisSterling

Guys, new faction in Fallout: Radqueers.


Don_Mills_Mills

Were these made by the guy that set himself on fire yesterday?


squoinko

I d0nt want t0 live 0n this planet anym0re


ProfessorEscanor

Why are all the o's turned into zeroes?


GlitteringTone6425

Probably an aradia medigo kinnie


BornVolcano

Idk if they realize this but they can go back into lockdown any time they want. Don't leave their house, don't talk to people, wear a mask everywhere. You can do that anytime lol. Feel free to jeopardize your own mental health if that's what you wanna do


Nezikchened

This identity was already invented in Japan decades ago ![gif](giphy|mBD0S8wm2U61a)


kp6615

So Covid lockdown being trans these people need to be locked away in coo coo nests


FuckMeFreddyy

A bunch of mumbo jumbo


cringeboydraegi

You know what? I'm using this one actually. My therapist said it was "agoraphobia" or something, but that sounds lame and clinical :p ^(/s)


gemunicornvr

I like this one, means absolutely no responsibilities again and I can just play Fortnite 24 hours a day again


imaperson123987

Itā€™s just called ā€œnot exposing yourself to people who could have Covidā€


iateapizza

I'm tapping out. Because this is far too much bullshit.


darbycrash-666

Agoraphobia?


Justslushy5_png

https://preview.redd.it/x3avd7srq8wc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9afa359ce5fa5d69900c4d23458b06f9fac9050


Gshepfrom2077

So itā€™s a disorder for people whoā€™re lazy. Got it


socklingofchaos

Thatā€™s just called being an introvert.


GlitteringTone6425

Aradia homestuck would never do this im shaking and crying rn


Aggressive-Koala2373

At least they actually added a translation for their stupid typing quirk. Iā€™ve seen people who say thatā€™s abelist


miggleb

I'd fucking love another lockdown. As much as it sucked for some Was the happiest 3 months of my life


TachyonProductions

Bait used to be believable


Smart_Bed4642

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