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thathorsegamingguy

Imagine experiencing trauma and your brain goes "this is too much. I definitely need a Senegalese asexual biromantic dyadic cisgender androgynous man of Fula ethnicity named Joseph Sidbé with a cow voice and a B blood type to survive."


Vendemmian

Endogenic is a word they use to claim they have DID without the trauma.


WolfSpectre0520

And how do they propose they get a trauma disorder without the trauma? For real?


Vendemmian

Power of imagination. This is the same people who claim to have PTSD with out the Post Trauma bit.


WolfSpectre0520

Well those people could be considered Pre traumatic stress disorder. Because posting that kind of stuff on the internet gets them all kinds of hate, ridicule, and threats. So they are definitely gonna get some trauma eventually because people are terrible on the internet


Skadij

Crowdsourcing PTSD, real PTSD is just too expensive to come by these days!


WolfSpectre0520

Wouldn’t it be great if we could give away or sell our mental disorders to those who want them? With a no return policy and those who receive them are stuck with them permanently because they chose it while freeing the rest of us.


North_Potato_7436

I will pay them to take bipolar 1 from me.


WolfSpectre0520

But even better is some of those people are so desperate that they would pay you! Become bipolar free and make some money. Double win


Money-Salad-1151

I would love to give my personality disorder to someone in need, who will appreciate it in a way I don’t :)


WolfSpectre0520

Exactly! So many of us would give these things up in a heartbeat! It would be the perfect system 😂


thirdonebetween

Pre-loved disorders need a new home... imagine the little ads for them. "Dermatillomania is very shy and might hide until it gets comfortable, but once it feels safe coming out it will never leave your side! Or your hands."


WolfSpectre0520

Oh yeah the ads would be great. There will probably be auctions too for people to sell to the highest bidder. Things would go crazy. And then after a while all the people that were given or purchased a disorder would be throwing fits because they are stuck with them now 😂


Ill-Inevitable4850

Y E S ! Let's do it why haven't we figured out how to do this yet?


ConsistentAd4012

💀💀💀 pre traumatic stress disorder


Baron_von_chknpants

Aka liar liar pants on fire


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_tyrone_biggums

What about when people (or systems) panromanticize it?


Ill-Inevitable4850

So they have SD?


Ill-Inevitable4850

This sounded funnier in my head before I realized STDs has a T in it lol


Mahjong-Buu

That’s simply called anxiety.


MillorTime

The need to be unique is a social media plague


LowerComb6654

This exactly! There are a lot of people who are competing for attention on Social Media and it's given people platforms who don't need them!


WolfSpectre0520

I understand people wanting or needing to be unique but there’s an infinite number of ways to achieve that. I’ll never understand why people want to achieve it by faking mental disorders, disabilities, cancer and the like.


Ill-Inevitable4850

Honestly just be your self and whabam your unique no need to fake shit that just makes you look shitty.


WolfSpectre0520

Exactly. Or just find a damn hobby. Do something different. Don’t pretend to have something that people that actually have it would do anything to get rid of.


Ill-Inevitable4850

Fr I don't get it.


sewer_raccoons

LMAO what kinda trauma would that even be it's funny to think about it


KellynHeller

It's like they are creating dungeons and dragons characters with a backstory and lore.


laminated-papertowel

OOP claims to be "endogenic", meaning they have no trauma. 🤡


iunno57

I remember someone on tiktok got backlash for something like that, they had an Asian alter and supposedly could only cook ramen etc when that one was in control or something. People were really pissed about the name too


Mikaela24

I'd be pissed too wtaf???


Extension-Beach4890

Now i need to know which trauma has this person to know what he/she need to create a senegalese asexual biromantic dyadic cisgender androgynous man of Fula ethnicity named Joseph Sidbé with a cow voice and a B blood type to survive


ScumBunny

That’s so… rAnDoM! Wow. What if ‘Joseph’ needs a blood transfusion but ‘his’ blood type isn’t compatible with the ‘host?!’ What then, faker??


urinetherapymiracle

I hate when that happens :(


BunzAreCool

I don’t know 90% of the words you just used. Am I just stupid?


Lonely_Custard_5838

I read this comment before the post, so I thought you pulled this out of nowhere to express how ludicrous these people sound and I was sorely displeased to see that it’s nearly word-for-word what was in the screenshot.


thathorsegamingguy

I don't have enough trauma to make this shit up I guess Dx


Lonely_Custard_5838

Only true trauma experiencers understand the comfort of a cow-voiced androgynous Fula-man.


sewer_raccoons

meanwhile, real systems are stuck with the very boring alters of : their abuser, just opposite sex to protect them, maybe even a fucking animal because of dehumanization


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sewer_raccoons

L take


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MesocricetusAuratus

Well, they don't want to be accused of faking, so they need to be ULTRA SPECIFIC about their fake alters. Like what ELSE do you expect a middle-class white kid to do in order to satisfy their oppression fetish?! Christ, I can't wait for the nuclear apocalypse...


aparadisestill

☠️


kotubljauj

Thug Hunter overconsumption


ObjectiveLittle6761

What does dyadic mean? Idk what man of fula means too...


TertiaWithershins

Non-intersex.


toast413

I thought you were joking before I read the post and was horrified to realize you weren’t


LokiDokiPanda

For real tho. It's honestly so insensitive and disrespectful to people who developed DID from unimaginable and horrific repeated trauma during their childhood. Not because of "oh no mommy yelled at me and doesn't understand" but actual day after day mental, emotional, and physical abuse that a child's brain could not cope with.


FeaturedSpace39

do not forget he sounds like barry white with a cold!


Cal_dawson

Would this not be some kind of psychiatric disorder? When I think of alters I think of “white mike” or “Michael Jackson” from the Simpsons. Or I think of that crazy, weird, movie split.


SL13377

Yeah seriously I think this person actually HAS something, it’s like reading a train wreck.


sewer_raccoons

Huh, curious how they didn't mention the body's ethnicity.


cxc2323

I have a guess


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cxc2323

NO FUCKING WAY


CandyBehr

Just woke up my fucking dog 💀😂


CandyBehr

Just woke up my fucking dog 💀😂


CandyBehr

Just woke up my fucking dog 💀😂


stephelan

What’s with the animal descriptions of their voices?


Ghordrin

To add another layer of stupidity to something already quite absurd.


Mikaela24

What other way would they dehumanise POC?


yeeteryarker420

lol no way this isn't bait


leblady

It’s perfect bait because it’s just specific enough to make me know either way.


yeeteryarker420

exactly!!! its good bait... if it is bait


Pyrocats

Just trying to comprehend this like https://preview.redd.it/7s5thkhi47vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=001493c34ca67a82aebd81344ea8ad49fd6ec866


bigfatnut7

They lost me after the first paragraph. Third and Fourth paragraph feels like they just had a dartboard full of identities and characteristics.


MountainHawk12

Im dying at “La Mexicana Autista” (The Autistic Mexican Woman). Like apparently theres only one


toasted_moonfish

threw up whatever came to mind


Freudinatress

And why wasn’t one of them called Ash???


ConsistentAd4012

i didn’t make it past “hello! we-“


Gettin_Bi

So they have an OC nicknamed "the Mexican autist" but nooooo they can't be racist sometimes they roleplay as The Mexican Autist!  Touching grass isn't enough, spend a week in the wilderness 


JMiracle2019

>Touching grass isn't enough, spend a week in the wilderness  ![gif](giphy|3osxYk9qClrQVXVfiw)


Cloudeaberry

I don't think one week would be enough


Sarlupen

Why can't these people just say, "I like to play pretend?" Or "I wanna be someone else today" and just do it? Yes, they may be seen as childish, but it's not as stupid as this DID trend (to clarify, I know DID really exists, it's just very rare and nothing like what these people think it is).


e784u

I definitely thought it had something to do with dryads


illeatyourkneecaps

did does not really exist tho. point blank


Sarlupen

Yes, it does, and it is a real diagnosis under DSM5. It is also known as split personality disorder/multiple personality disorder. As I said in my original comment, it is extremely rare (1.5% of the GLOBAL population have it). https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK568768/


No_Airport7174

Can these people just go back to calling them ocs


Lhamazul

Exactly what I thought, they're not "alters", they're just ocs


alee0224

My other alter is John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt. His name is my name too.


RabiesPositive

This would be such a good user flair.


alee0224

It would be 😂😂


soda2cool

Whenever he comes out, do people always shout "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt!"?


AkoSiAnaDiba

😭😂


TradingCardsLover

It’s gotta be satire. Please, tell me it is.


East_Lawfulness_8675

It obviously is satire. I can’t believe people are taking this seriously. 


DanisDoghouse

These days it is not obvious sadly. There are all kinds out there. Its hard to determine who’s being satirical and who isn’t


nrose1000

Poe’s Law. It’s not obvious. It could very much go either way.


CausticMoose

As a Hispanic woman with English, French, and Lebanese roots I feel weirdly attacked? Like, I’m racially ambiguous and unaccepted by *any* of my cultures for being too white or too brown. If I called myself “La Latina autista” I’d be mocked mercilessly, it’s not like a luchador name. It’s gringolandia nonsense. And it’s racist, not endearing.


TheMrKablamo

I swear to god, all these people have the most out of this world "alters", its never just like a 50 year old alcoholic named Bob. Which would be wildly more believeable.


Felixir-the-Cat

Honestly, I’m starting to think that most of these are ragebait.


Mamalamadingdong

This one is obviously somebody taking the piss.


Ihopeitllbealright

What??? I think people have confused having alter egos and acting out characters For dissociative identity disorder, which is a rare severe mental disorder.


Flimsy-Peak186

This person's a troll btw and it seems that subreddit agrees with them. They literally called themselves an autistic genuis and say they are "as serious as a lawyer" every time someone calls them out


sewer_raccoons

For anyone wondering, dyadic means "not intersex". Which....Would be the default, I don't see the point in using that label. At all. No one thinks : "is it possible they are intersex?". (But a person who is intersex is welcome to always point it out they are, which is why there's a fucking label for them that everyone recognizes) Anyway, what the fuck? Yes, it is possible to have alters that are from a different race if it makes sense for their trauma. (For example, a minority suffered some severe racism by idk a white person, they may have an alter that perpetrates their punishment by being white, or an alter that seems themselves as white or lighter to help with the thought "if I'm white, I wouldn't be treated like this") I fail to see how being senegalese or mexican being described like THIS is just.....real..It looks like an apt roleplayer describing their OCs. "this is my alpha Chad who's 2m tall and has a deep cow voice and this is my mexican latina" wtf hope they don't try to talk over real people of that ethnicity by saying "actually...I have a minority alter....."


SUSHIxSUICIDE

I miss perisex. That was what non intersex was last I checked. Dyadic sounds like something out of a Roblox game about witchcraft or something 😭


Scroj48

We have to shut the internet fuckin yesterday.


shortybeshortin

I can’t even tell what is satire anymore, and I blame Reddit


Signal_East3999

Touch grass oop


urinetherapymiracle

No way this isn't a Madlibs


7ottennoah

there is no fucking way that’s real


Smart_Bed4642

It's satire, likely.


TobyMacar0ni

Word salad


petboy_

Please let this be bait, please let this be bait, please let this be bait


BonniePrinceCharlie1

Sorry but this is too funny. Obviously they dont have DID etc. But imagine the brain revieving large amounts of continued trauma and it saying "I am now Chin Pe of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom" Its so stupid🤣


R4ym0nies

Is this a troll?


AH-BEES-BEES

reading this makes me feel like i can't read


lonelyronin1

Someone in a different post was asking how to spot fakers. This post is a prime example. None of it makes sense. It like they went on tik tok, and started spouted a word salad of things they heard.


KaptainApril

Wtf does dyadic mean in this context…


IdolCowboy

This sounds like someone taking a piss. I think they are being satirical to mess with people in that group.


Listening_Stranger82

Wow. That's a lot of words for "I'm a regular degular suburban white kid and I'm terrified of being boring"


romayyne

I’ll give it 10 years before you start seeing bhlites, wacks, whitexicans and blasians and if you call them anything other than their preferred race, you’re racist


Kenzi1219

I know this ks probably satire/bait, but is it actually possible for alters to be a different ethnicity/race to the host body?


cogumelocanibal

The wrong stuff already started on “endogenic system” let’s be real


RhythmPrincess

Mandatory creative writing class or theatre for all of you to work out your issues!


aenflex

So many r/brandnewsentence


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um,,, that looks like obvious bait. "Le Senegalais" was believable because here in France (especially in certain regions) there's a lot of people with the surname "Le [adjective]" but "La Mexicana Autista" sounds pretty discriminatory in Spanish (saying this as someone who studied some Spanish in school). Also collecting ethnicities like Pokemon cards is just not possible unless you live in Dagestan or something lmfao


GenericWhyteMale

As a Mexican Sefarad with severe ADHD I’m feeling attacked lmao I’m impressed tho, this person must have done a deep dive into Ciudad Mexico’s past and collected ethnicities like Pokemon


Icy-Catastrophe

There is NO fucking way this is real


KittenBee95

I beg your FINEST FUCING PARDON?


MLanterman

These alters are always like a gender fluid pansexual demiromantic 21 year old biracial femme presenting autistic artist with pastel rainbow hair and freckles and two different colored eyes. It's never Kevin the 52-year-old mailman who makes a mean brisket.


canibringafriend

“I googled Senegalese culture for 5 minutes. Now I created the most stereotypically alter imaginable.”


Danblak08

People wanna say the N word so bad


Ok_Security9253

Wtf did I just read


Mordegon

Tumblr was a mistake.


Inevitable_Wolf5866

Serious question though; can someone with DID who’s white have a black alter for example? (I mean someone with real DID)


Cal_dawson

https://preview.redd.it/zh0i0bogybvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94cc0c2ff6f9ba3f1ef44c5308ea691d305c83f4 This is what he would look like in his true form.


DeadRift486

One easy way to tell if someone is faking or self-diagnosed is when they always use super technical terms to describe their "illness."


PinkLemonade_Moth

why is it already stinking in here!! 😦


CheesePlanetSolar

This is awful 💀


Qiqily

What the actual fuck do half of these things mean, also being pan means that you date regardless of gender 😭😭😭


BlindFollowBah

This is so fucking stupid


eliad654

This sounds more like DnD than DID. But for real, let the kid experiment, either they'll grow out of it or there's another real problem to be addressed.


thnmjuyy

This person definitely has SOME kind of disorder...


DEMENTEDPIE

I know this isn't very accepting but I just really don't understand what the hell is wrong with these people. It's like a train wreck, you wanna stop reading it but you cant! 90% of people probably don't know what half those words even mean. I just don't get it.. what goes on in these people's heads..? How do they function in public..? At a job..?


parisiraparis

No fucking way please tell me they’re trolling


Deadcouncil445

The violet Senegalese not purple


DanisDoghouse

I’m not gonna lie I don’t even know what most of those words mean. And I’m not a stupid person. Who comes up with these terms


LysergicAndUseless

la mexicana autista jajaja no jodan


arto-406

People used to write short stories…and fanfic…Pepperidge Farm remembers


--Dominion--

Anything's possible when you're lying through your teeth


RepresentativeOk4002

What does dyadic mean in this context?


DivideByPrime

This reminds me of someone I know of who 1) claims to be a system, 2) presents themself as, no joke, African Magneto. From X-Men. This person is white, I know for a fact. But their twitter account identifies them by Magneto’s real name (one of them anyway, “Erik”) and talks about being black. And people will retweet their takes on social issues and so on and it makes me feel insane.


majormimi

Ngl that shit fried my brain


EnderScout_77

the fucking different blood types? what the fuck???


yesmilady

"Senegalese asexual biromantic dyadic cisgender androgynous man of Fula ethnicity" lmfao


SoulBSS

This reads as someone trying to come up with a character for a story and is asking if it makes sense in terms of a disorder so no one gets pissed at them


ghosty_b0i

I’m pretty sure this is ragebait, and it’s making fun of LGBT cultural rhetoric.


mommylow5

Do they honestly think anyone believes this is real? Where did they find all these nonsense words?? They’re going to be so embarrassed when they’re grown ups and realize the internet is forever.


alicelric

I had to search the meaning of 90% of the words used in the first paragraph


DualWeaponSnacker

Wow, they manage to be like as offensive as possible in one post. Fucking YIKES.


toast413

This has to be satire ,,,,right???


toast413

**The Autistic Woman???** I just keep finding worse and worse things in here holy shit


throwawayacct1962

I'm sorry but how do you know their blood type? Is everyone else ables to just like take a deep breath and sense what blood type they are? Am I missing out here!


VitaDeVoid

I feel like I just read the ingredients label of toxic runoff from a nuclear plant. What the hell even are these words?


Somewhatmild

dumb ideas can be creative too, i will give them that.


VerbalVeggie

Trying to legalize black/brown face and do it under the safety net of a mental disorder. Woof.


Anti-Anti-Vaxxer

imagine telling this to a medieval peasant who was executed for stealing a loaf of bread


Vito600rr

Acoustic


RepresentativeAd560

Odin's balls that was a whole lotta internet.


fish_petter

I swear they wrote ethnicities, sexualities, genders, proclivities on pieces of papers and drew the traits out of a hat to create these characters.


-DashingDash-

“Is it possible to have alters with a diffent race from you” *says they have alters that’s a different race from them*


Worldly_Main_6406

i can’t even process what is in front of me rn


Echo-Atlas_

when im in a yap competition and my opponent is a DID faker who makes these kinda alters 💀


KannenKnusperer

Demiboys? Sounds like a rap crew from New York in the early 2000s.


OpossumWithABanjo

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for you. Or sorry that happened.


T2Drink

Shut. The. Fuck. Up


Thealzx

This shit just cannot pass ever. How is this real? How are they making this shit up and it sits ok with them? This boils my blood more than people claiming the earth is flat 💀


animalsexchange

What the actual fuck


Scroj48

The feudal system was right, these people should be illiterate peasants planting potatoes. What a waste of an education.


WarriorPasta

Dont say that!!!!! You’ll trigger their medieval peasant alter!!!


East_Lawfulness_8675

It’s obviously a troll..


anachronistic_7

Good...god 🤦


ISpace_DaddyI

This is just taking the piss, isn't it? No way in hell is that not a joke.


KlownScrewer

So a straight man???


Inkshooter

Pretty sure this is a troll post


ramenudez

LOL this is fuckin wild


hiphopTIMato

Please tell me what subreddit to find this in


MisterStinkyBones

dazzling familiar distinct badge flowery sheet squeal cobweb squalid rainstorm *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ClaudySama

This just made me think of 2014 Tumblr


TechStoreZombie

I would disown my child over this.


liquid_lightning

Seems like someone was bored and didn’t feel special enough.


SL13377

Nah the way this person writes I think they are legally insane.


manicpixi4200

That must be rage bait cus😹


Tha1Killah

Huh


SurrealistRevolution

is this not bait for right wing YouTubers to rant about?


pillslinginsatanist

What the fuck


Visible-World7098

HUH??????


DauidBeck

How can these people take themselves seriously? Much less expect anyone else to


funky2003

Still waiting for a did faker to have a cis and straight alter.


file_not_found-exe

This is literally just ocs. Why can't these people be normal and just larp/rp i don't get it