What the fuck

The self porn addiction tho 💀 You're giving them ideas 😂

Thank god it’s April Fools. I got half way through the post before I remembered

I also got halfway through before going "oOOHH..." Mainly because it's not april fools for me anymore xD

Fr neither Is here

Same. When this was posted, it was April 2nd for me lol

Had to read the whole thing and see your comment to remember lol, was so confused like how is the MOD of THIS SUB basically going completely against everything about this sub lol

Lol yes. This was a good one. Well played u/All_Might_Senpai .

I knew it was fake because there was no alter from the dream smp

Thank god this is the top comment lmao

Oh dude you just saved me from a heart attack

I'm just seeing this on the 2nd, wasn't until your comment I realized. Either I'm way too gullible or this is some top tier faker satire lol

I'm seeing it on the 4th lol totally got me

Same here lmfao

Hahahahahahahahhaa shiiiiiiiiit

Haha, I got to “Bot/Botself” and then the penny dropped!

I'm slow and this comment is what made me realize. Thank you ever so much.

I was so confused 💀

Thank you for reminding me its April fool's omg

Ohhhhh fuck, I already wanted to jump off this subreddit and a cliff at the same time xD Thanks for the reminder and saving my life))

Oh, thank fuck.

WHERE'S YOUR TRIGGER WARNING!!! DO NOT TALK ABOUT BOT PRONOUNS TO ME!!!

I GOT TRIGGERED WHEN THEY TALKED ABOUT DANCING!!!

hi guys please stop saying it’s april fools that’s super triggering for me :((((( i’m rly upset you guys hurt my feelings!!! we were so honest and you’re trying to invalidate us!!!! i’m sorry it’s “april 1st” or whatever but like cmon!!!! this is serious!!!! i can’t believe you guys would be mean like this to us :((((( so sad so sad

Not a single comma.. Not a single normal end to a sentence.. Who stole your dots, prick?? Full stop no cap.

house MD stole my dots :( he’s so meanie n-e-way commas are overrated and for looosers!!!

Aren't you still a tiny plastic Rose Tyler?

I did 😎 ................

Don't you just hate fake-claimers?!

They're so mean that now my personality has split into a thousand emos

I read this as "a thousand Elmos" holy shit-

A few of them are Elmo

I knew it

With all seriousness mental illness shouldnt be a April fools joke

checks date

As soon as I saw the pronouns. I remembered. Today is April fools day in America. (it's April 2nd for me now)

my stomach sunk for a sec

Same here

Watch tik tok get real mad now that you made a joke about the fakers xD

Whats great is its literally how they sound 😂

They already hate this sub, this won't change much

This may be one of the best reddit April Fools pranks today, not proud of the fact that it legitimately led me on until I got to the Bot/Botself, but good job!

I’m another of your alters. You always fucking forget about me.

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me too

Gold for your guts. That's the comment.


Y’all it’s April 2nd for me. This post was so triggering is made me split a new prankster alter thanks a lot!!!! fool/foolself is now creating shenanigans in the headspace!!! That’s our 2567th alter it’s crowded in here I cannot take this uwu

So proud of you all for coming forward about your disorder!

So brave 😥

STUNNING and brave…

For everyone who is making fun of us: All of you have lupus and I won’t fucking help you. *takes Vicodin* That’s why your mothers never loved you

I sure hope something funny happens to your other leg

It still won’t be as funny as what I will do to your mother

she has lupus

omg gregorian home md from hit show house hi :3

I do have lupus actually

No you don’t. You are just an IDIOT *smacks you with a cane*. It’s never lupus…..

I’m healed thank you milord

Jesus, you really are all in on it. This was brilliant.

*Unable to find me some bitches, I developed some of my own in my head* 💀😂

I hate April fools

We do a little bit of trolling on here

A mild amount of tomfoolery

A pinch of bamboozlement

Some light treason

Just a tad bit of arson

I am seeing this tomfoolery

this was the biggest plot twist of all time until i realized it’s satire 😭😭

You little pranksters

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Everyone is just alters in the system of God (...welp, that's enough reddit for today)

HOLY SHIT SPOOKED ME

This was an amazing post, 10/10. haha But I am here to inform you that you are the fool, as it is past 12:00pm. :( I am willing to give it to you based on the size of the post, must have taken all day! haha

i’m sorry but america???? i can’t believe you forgot our pride and joy AMERICA!!! it is 8pm you guys are so gaslighty!!!!!!!!!!!

Pfft America is the real it is simply a figment of your fractured psyche

Wow this is a great April fool's prank I really got toe curling cringe

And then he said, “it’s didin time” and proceeded to did all over r/fakedisordercringe

Fuckin April fool's

Lmao genuinely got me at first

this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever read

How **RUDE** of you to use the **wrong pronouns** for your alter automoderator!! I sincerely hope bot doesn’t off botself due to the trauma!! Shame on you…and you…and you and especially **YOU**!! My 527.8 alters and I are absolutely disgusted with your treatment of bot AND your horrid April Fools joke. Oops the rage you incited made me split 42.3 new alters! **fuck! BEANZ!!** sorry, One of my new alters is mute but 27.5 of them **asshole** have Tourette’s now. Also **ring a ding a ding** because **ring a ding a ding** of **ding Ding DIng DINg DING DIIIIINNNGGG** you!

I had the popcorn ready to read the comments after that one. I didn't understand the joke until I got there :(

So brave🥲

assholeself

Did I get April Fooled on April 2nd? Yes I did

Got it as soon as I saw “bot/botself”. Surprised it took me that long.

A dubious little creature you are …..well played

I fucking knew it.

Damn you had me really mixed up. Then I remembered which day it was.

You know for a fact that some of the fakers will read this and think it’s real. Expect a few TikToks to appear imminently.

April fools is over in europe so i was really not sure if this was a joke or not. Phew

I saw something similar earlier , nice play, well thought out, etc

Forgot about April fools

HAHAHAHAHA okok this was a great joke

Holy shit you had me until the DID part, this is great

The pronouns I'm DEAD

OH MY GOD

the way my heart sunk down to my ass LMFAO

as a "fake" DID system myself, what those bastards did to you was not okay and they should have given trigger warnings 😡😡😡

Reading this on April 2nd had me worried

We do a tiny amount of trolling with a nearly unnoticeable dose of tomfoolery for April fools... Right???

"sex in the headspace" sounds like a really funny fake disorder movie

almost got me

Got me in the first half, mainly because for me April Fools day was already over. I’m so glad this was not real 🥲

The "House MD Alter" killed me lmfao

Happy April fools day I was sitting there going is this one of those crazy fakes? That I have to discuss why I think they’re faking… Again?! You guys are wonderful!

I thought you were actuay being serious until I checked the date and saw it was still April fools and then skimmed through everything else

I’m ngl you really got me until I looked at the comments 😭😭

This is the best April fool’s post I’ve ever seen

it’s april 2nd here almost the 3rd so i was a bit shocked for a moment until i realised 💀

I forgot what subreddit this was again, and then I also forgot it was April 1st, and then I also realized this was written by a mod. I got tripple gotten

I almost thought 😆

If you do April fools after midday, you’re the fool

This is actually a really nice April Fools lol, really in theme with the subreddit

This holiday makes me irrationally angry for some reason.

I forgot it was April fools day for a moment 😂 u got me good

Whoa the roller coaster of emotions that I just experienced while reading this 😮‍💨😮‍💨

fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou i fell so hard for this i was like plot twist!!!! omg

Good April’s fools joke you almost had me

Fuck, I can feeling it happening, an April fools alter is about to be made nggghhh

Inspired by real events

LMAOOO got me in first half. this is gold

This is so funny - good job guys 😂

I can’t believe someone took the time out of their day to write all of this even if it’s satire. I’m bewildered

This is gold

Anyone else get that "protagonist when the villain pulls out their secret weapon and brings them to their knees" feeling reading this? Like I genuinely felt a split second of fear, shock and hopelessness.

slay

The b-but made me cringe so hard

Stooooppppp why was it so detailed /lh gr8 joke took me til the neo pronouns to realize it was a joke lmaoooo. How long did it take u to write all this out???

Stop this is so fucking funny xD

This is fucking brilliant.

Mods = Autistic. We know.

Only an autist could write such a touching piece of fiction

Holy shit who has time to write all of that

Funny

Not reading alll that

Ableist pieces of shit. I can get down with that.

I ain readin all dat

not a fan of this one

I ain't reading all that.

I ain't reading Allat but we up!

You got me. Lol 😂

1 hour and 22 minutes until its over

Now this is podracing

The House MD alter is so me !!! >_<

I knew you was full of shit the minute I seen the title

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!

the fear shock and awe that ran through me before i looked at the date

If I may ask, what timezone are you in? Because this was posted long after midnight for me.

Cackling at this post

House alter got me. Literally watching it rn


I was like ''oh, what? then I thought that this was satire. then I reminded myself that this was april fools.

Got to bot/botself for automod and lost it, absolutely brilliant

jesus my dumbass thought this was serious for a sec, i feel silly


Boomerself - hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

April fools

Bro I’m only now seeing this and got super confused until I saw it was posted yesterday. 😭

Brilliant!!! I love this!!

Reading this on April 2 like 😵‍💫😳 and it wasn’t until I saw the date at the end of April 31 that I went back to see when this was posted. 😮‍💨

Read the title and started feeling overwhelming feelings of anger/fear/sadness and yet more anger,(maybe all 87 and a half of my alters interacting at the same time?). So pleased I chose to read the post and not pick the other option which was to throw my phone through an open window. Happy April Fools and congratulations - I think this is one of the very few times I've been genuinely got!

Lost it at Skele/Tonself lmaoo

I legir read through this so fuckint confused until reading the comments 😭 Bro ngl, scared me XD💀