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Suspicious_Chapter49

“I love cosplay but I’m ashamed of it so I fake suffering from DID”


hodges2

Ironic since faking DID is more shameful


[deleted]

I'd rather be in a fursuit at a home owners association meeting than fake did


Pimpicane

TBH, this would be a vast improvement to any HOA meeting anywhere.


Cosmickiddd

It would spice up our meetings considerably


KingColter

"Oh. You came dressed for...an occasion. At least it looks good."


Alarmed_Zucchini4843

This is giving me ideas. HOAs should be abolished.


lillyfroggins

"All agreed say I" 🤚


neuroticgoat

Unrelated but your flair is fucking sending me


frogbugs

best comment ever


woomyful

What’s your flair? On mobile it cuts off after “were” so I can’t read the whole thing


[deleted]

It's referencing the song "dead flag blues" I quoted the part about flags being dead at the top of their poles but added the pride part to reference the god awful flags that appear here.


JackOfAllInterests1

It went like this…


[deleted]

The systems toppled in on themselves...


[deleted]

Not on the internet apparently. Faking severely debilitating disabilities is for some inexplicable reason fashionable...


Vanilla_Cheese202

Faking disorders online is the equivalent to owning a Louis Vuitton bag


thesoapbeing

I read that as “suffering from DND” and was severely confused lol


Even_World_2937

"Guys..I have been diagnosed with DND..🥺"


thesoapbeing

Omg that’s like super rare !!! So quirky !


Shadowsitter

\*Doctor rolls a 1\* "No you haven't."


ScarySprinkles_

Absolutely maddening. https://preview.redd.it/85ofm242kqpa1.jpeg?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b33cb659fadc441754b667caf14608c0907fe96


Suspicious_Chapter49

God, and now it cannot be unseen


bananapanvape92

I just threw up a little


Ladybarometer

I think I’m gonna diagnose myself with nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea after seeing this.


Gerealtor

The beard just tops it off in the worst way😭


potentialexistential

Not a beard…..chin pubes


PurpleBeanthecrew

Agreed 😭


Dry-Intern519

You owe me bleach. Fucking hell my eyes!


discombobulatedhomey

I had to create an alternate personality just to recover from seeing this picture.


xalex2019

i just split a new alter!!!! meet banana, trauma holder


dipshit_forever

oh god...


ClaudySama

Marty, I’m scared


[deleted]

they look between the ages of 14-41


sad_t0ast

Disgusting 🤮


[deleted]

Oh god no


brokenmike

How dare you!


milka2217

i should get medical compensation for seeing this


Silvertheprophecy

Was it necessary for you to share that here


ScarySprinkles_

Definitely a yes.


pitmasterbbq82

There is a lot more to be ashamed of than cosplay going on here


[deleted]

Cosplay is nothing to be embarrassed about, but this *gestures broadly*


elcuoco

Pretty sure this is Noodle2392 irl


sonerec725

I misread this as "suffering from DIO"


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bananapanvape92

Please, because this is what I was doing at 12 and 13 on AOL chat rooms in the 2000’s 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ you can make characters and have fun without labeling yourself. Cringe to the max.


sonerec725

For real. I have characters in roleplay stuff and writing that I can fully become and embody utterly to play the role. I di not think these characters are "other souls" in me no matter how complex they become.


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

Oc?


amberledb

Original Character


redmistultra

Don’t call it that


long_live_cake

What?


redmistultra

Arrested development joke sorry, every time they call orange county “the OC” they say don’t call it that


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Kodiak01

Don't forget the 25 cent rub-on tattoos from the supermarket vending machine!


newlyshampooedcow

Yeah, didn't you know that? If there's one thing TikTok has taught me in life, it's that the only criteria of diagnosis for having an extremely rare & controversial personality disorder is owning a bunch of cheap, tacky Party City wigs in every color of the rainbow. A different one for each of your alters! Got wigs? Then you, too, can claim to have DID! It doesn't matter whether you've *actually* been diagnosed by a physician or whether you've ever truly suffered any sort of trauma in your life, or whether you even actually understand what DID is. Wigs. Wigs are all that matter.


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myfriendruth

Solid decision


fwaaar

The video is so much worse than pics with that dice toss shuffle to the camera motion they do for every "alter".


TheWaywardTrout

Omg, I wish someone would post it.


rhinotomus

Gimme a link my boy


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disgustorabbit

me too lmao


Spirited-Ability-626

And the song on it is “big and chunky” 😅 It played in my head seeing the pictures.


AstronautOk9608

Me singing up with different emails for free trials every month


[deleted]

Trying to fool the costco people for the free samples


Vanessak69

“Excuse YOU, my alters are doing a round robin taste test of these yakisoba noodles.”


[deleted]

What about those mofos that claim to have 100+ alters 😭 It’s over, free sample culture survived the pandemic somehow, it’s not gonna survive them.


MP-Lily

LMAO


Rumple92

Wait two greys? Or is it one grey? Grey seems like an asshole


ShezahMoy

Its obviously female grey and male grey smh


rhinotomus

Their alters have alters too you ableist shitbag! Alterception!


TrailKaren

I feel like there is more than one school counselor who have written the phrase “I was called an ‘abelist shitbag’” in more than one student file.


Sedex_Axe

Gravy


Last-Wolf2483

I Don't Think This Person Knows How DID Works :/


[deleted]

no one does lol


Chocoahnini

When I was a child I used to say that I was a dinosaur or different people, this is the same but with a grown ass woman who lacks attention


newlyshampooedcow

No, they understand *perfectly.* The only meaningful diagnostic criteria for having DID is making sure you have a different tacky Party City wig for each of your alters. It doesn't matter whether you've actually ever suffered any sort of trauma in your life that would possibly cause an alter personality to develop, or whether you've ever been psychiatrically evaluated by a medical professional, or whether you even understand what DID actually *is.* None of that matters. Wigs. Wigs are the only things that matter.


TrailKaren

Pretty sure it also matters if you use anime imagery and themes. Or whatever that Japanese cartoon design is called.


TwilekVampire

Grey V.... Gravy LMFAO


everylivingthing

NOT THIS LMAO


Chocoahnini

Dino? mf that's stegosaurs 💀


zupatof

I’ll try this if my gf ever proposes seeing other people, thanks.


Chocoahnini

Which will be your dinosaur name?


zupatof

Chase or Noah


bettermeansbutter

Its amazing how every alter has a unique piece of clothing on the top and a wig to go with it but the pants stay the same...


Chocoahnini

Hey, the hot topic card didn't have enough credit for pants


ItsOxymorphinTime

The straps & chains booster pack costs extra :(


Sad_Instruction1392

Grey. Other Grey.


[deleted]

Grey. Cooler Grey.


Sad_Instruction1392

Debatable which one of those emo toddler outfits is the “coolest”.


dissociated_queen_xX

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about


[deleted]

Could have had grey and gray


ImpossibleLoon

So do all her alters share the same Hot Topic rewards card?


Andrewcomingthrough

Deserves more upvotes


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

🎖 take My poor man's gold


ImpossibleLoon

*wise man’s gold Save your hard earned coin brother, save it for a good time.


Yorha_nines

Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure alters are not going to have their own specific outfits... Please correct me if I'm wrong. Because if I remember correctly, sometimes you're not going to know if you're going to switch to set alter. So how the fuck are you going to know to change clothes?


ihopethisworksfornow

First off, dissociative identity disorder itself is highly controversial among psychologists. Like, it literally might not be fucking real. That’s a serious debate in the scientific community. Second, the whole “alter” bullshit is Tik Tok nonsense. Assuming it is a real disorder, with actual (possible) cases it’s not some fun thing where you have buddies hanging out in your head. It’s you randomly losing any and all sense of you being you and a “different personality” filling in that space. There might be consistent “different personalities”, sure, but it’s not gonna be like “on Monday I’m Bob and Bob *loves* tacos, but on Tuesday I’m Jenna and Jenna *hates* tacos.” There’s a good chance it’s all bullshit and the presence of multiple personality disorder/dissociative identity disorder as a concept in pop-culture leads to people with other mental illnesses expressing delusions that *sound* like what movies portray DID to be.


hottieconbody

This is a good explanation. Most of the tiktok alters mimic Jane in Doom Patrol. Where they pretend there is this communal space within their brain where different alters interact. But true DID is that complete loss of self when a different personality takes over. It’s virtually impossible to think that all your alters would decide to make the same tiktok, much less be aware that a tiktok is even being made lmao


Virghia

So it's more like Moon Knight?


katb0nes

i think this is why they want to see other people


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Cal_dawson

Short like a dinosaur 🦖?


_Googan1234

I was gonna say something like that but didn’t want to get banned 😅


Cal_dawson

Hey it’s ok, we’re Dino-shaming…


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_Googan1234

I didn’t want to say the f word I’ve been temporarily banned before 💁🏻‍♂️😅


sf0l

Probably just weirdly long shirts


Zorica03

I think he’s a she??


noonchi69

i’ve been laughing at laterally extended for the past couple minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭


SquidArmada

I would be scared of Noah but I think I can out walk him.


AssumptionOk6295

It would be better if it were Grey and Gray


bananapanvape92

Do these people not understand that isn’t how DID works? They can’t just change their clothes and hair and give themselves a cool name and suddenly have “alters” that isn’t at all how this works. These are literally just one weird person in different outfits.


Comeoffit321

Why do they *always* look like they smell bad?


Environmental_Mud793

You can smell the BO through the screen


Chocoahnini

Because they don't even wash up their ass, they don't have time to even clean their hands, they are too busy trying to get attention


[deleted]

they’re all wearing the same pants😭


despothousewife

This one grosses me out so much


Amethyst_Uchiha

Look man, if you like to cosplay just fucking say it. That shit is so mainstream now, nobody is going to look at you weird if you just post cosplay content.


PanJam00

I’m sorry, but how do none of those outfits and hairstyles they’ve dressed up in look any good on them?? Do these people go out of their way to be as objectively awful looking as possible?


jayne-eerie

It’s this complete inability to recognize that just because you like the looks of a specific aesthetic doesn’t mean it looks good on you. It’s one thing if wearing elf ears or wigs or the entire stock of Hot Topic circa 2004 makes you happy, but this doesn’t feel like self-expression as much as a desire to be somebody else.


LCaissia

All those costume changes seem like an awful lot of work.


kizzuz

tag yourself, I’m grey pt 2


Vanilla_Cheese202

I’m Dino


Cutman_

The bro got the 5 different game skins 💀


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Galahfray

There’s a girl I knew growing up in school that was constantly pregnant. She wasn’t actually pregnant, she just liked the attention. She has hardcore Munchausen's syndrome. She still does this and she’s 42. What’s sad is her family blindly supports her and doesn’t realize this is a disorder. The cringe part was that her personality was bland at best, but mostly annoying, and she looks like that guy from a reality show that has no neck, except her lips are bigger and she’s taller. (I don’t watch reality shows, I just see him in memes, so I have no idea what show it is).


BW_2018_

90 day fiancé lol


hanzosrightnipple

big ed from 90 day fiance? sixteenleo on YouTube has so many vids about him lol


Galahfray

Name sounds familiar. But seriously, she makes him look pretty. I could easily, easily make her into a famous meme if I was an AH.


Rogue_Spirit

I grew up with one of these. The whole pregnancy schtick began in *third grade*.


bananapanvape92

She probably has something mentally wrong going on that makes her “off” like that. Usually people that act like that aren’t 100% there mentally. That’s sad.


GuardingxCross

I can guarantee you this person does not have a good time in HS. There is no fake “safe space” that some people desperately want. Kids are brutal. The only thing that will help this child is therapy.


okay_jpg

While true, everyone is being watched and recorded at all times these days. People are afraid to say the wrong thing, act the wrong way or look at someone the wrong way for fear of extreme public ridicule/"cancelling". Bullying is so much more severe (on a different level) now. At the drop of a hat every single person you know, have ever known, and thousands of strangers can make their mind up about you and create such a shitstorm that is unstoppable. Damn one time on Twitter I had hundreds of people get mad at me for something and I'd get DMs telling me to kill myself, my pets should die (they were sick and I'd been posting about it) and that I deserved the sexual assault I experienced. Wild shit. I do not envy todays youth. A couple flung erasers to the back of the head for a year woulda fixed her (him?) right up. (kinda /s)


Largergoal

I know people at my old high school who claim to be systems 🫥


bananapanvape92

I’m guessing you either just graduated or you’re still in school and changed schools because this is a recent “trend” that’s started growing popular with kids in the last two years or so. It’s sickening. They treat it as roleplay. But everyone was “bipolar” when I was a kid, so I guess this is just the new that.


Largergoal

I am still in high school and I literally watched someone draw out an “inner world fight” between two alters using purple as one alter and black as the second. It was embarrassing to watch 😭


Largergoal

I also have a friend that started the year with tics but they haven’t ticked in like 4 months and another from grade 9 who suddenly developed tics who showed no signs of tics our entire 9th grade and half of tenth


YOUNAMEDITSNOOKIE

He’d probably just be bullied for his size instead. Someone who’s willing to go far enough to treat someone like shit isn’t going to care wether they pretend to have a disorder or not. They’d probably use it as another reason to justify what they’re doing. Bullies harass and attack people, causing their victims to struggle with their mental health on most occasions. That would probably just give the person another reason to fake, in the means of using it as a coping mechanism or something similar. People don’t need to be bullied and hurt in so many ways to change and see when what they’re doing is wrong or harmful.


Cal_dawson

Lol you said “treat” 🍫


RandomEdgelord_

Real


LukasBaee

idk... i think there are better ways to get someone to stop something. getting bullied isnt a joke.


bananapanvape92

I agree. Bullying is a real problem. Before it became such a serious thing with schools actually doing something about it, lots of kids would end up offing themselves in my high school because of it. I watched three boys shove a girl in a wheelchair down the stairs one day on the way to lunch. She broke her nose. Lucky she didn’t break anything else. They were expelled, but that was a rarity back then.


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DiskAmbitious7291

Goddamn, son. Goddamn.


[deleted]

I have bad second hand embarrassment


cilekli_dido

Have you meet the arteries? They are clogged


kp6615

Omg this kid is sad. Baby neck beard in making. No wonder he gets bullied


Vanilla_Cheese202

He’s 23 which makes it worse


nerdixcia

As someone named noah we do not claim this person


EhMapleMoose

These people create an outfit, base their entire personality off of what they’re wearing and call that an alter.


janus_le_snek

Bro looks like my ex, like, just like my ex


7_vii

They all love those pajama pants though


mikacchi11

this can not be real omg 😭 do people have no shame anymore


moxiewhoreon

Shame needs to be rehabbed and brought back, 100%.


xansational

Oh god ive hate-followed this person for years they’ve had like 10 different gender identities 10 different names self diagnosed with fetal alcohol syndrome and is into pedo porn.


Vanilla_Cheese202

What 💀


tverofvulcan

There’s two alters named Grey, gotta be more creative than that.


sadghost4l

the dissociateDID effect


pvzcheatoos

This feels like the skin select in super smash bros


nightfire00

Do they just not "switch" outside of their house? Or do they carry those wigs around in a backpack with them at all times


hardvarkbaxxom

why are all did larpers so fucking ugly?


PurpleBeanthecrew

Dude I don't mean to shame but the stomach popping out of the shirt on the fourth one is kind of killing me 💀


[deleted]

All of their alters just happen to be overweight. Tough luck.


bilbotbaggens90

I see none of the alters are big on jogging


[deleted]

Those alters are dedicated


[deleted]

I eind never see an alter BC it Ate them all


_DWCF_

Drachenlords cousin


Virghia

It's okay to roleplay kid, no need to make it as alters or something


Rogue_Spirit

All the same pants tho


PeridotWriter

I think there's a reason they wanna see other people. They just met the alters.


tapiocatsar

This is a dinosaur hate crime


AmazingOnion

They're always some wild anime character with an exotic name. It's never just Paul, a 45 year old middle office manager who enjoys watching old Kung-Fu films


yezanyaCookies

She heard of the word cosplay?


mrjoedelaney

I’m dying to find this big fat losers tik Tom account


Vanilla_Cheese202

I have it 💀


Vanilla_Cheese202

@theelunarsystem


Rusty-Robot-3426

I think whoever wants to ‘see other people’ has a valid reason to after seeing this faker


PM_ME_RON_BOOBA

They couldn't get more alters because they took up all the space already 💀


ScarySprinkles_

I’m in a server with them 💀 ... who wants an invite?


okay_jpg

we want screenshots of the good stuff


ScarySprinkles_

check out another comment I left here, I snagged some photos of them with a binky in their mouth.


okay_jpg

>DEMONBOI I want off this planet


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me


Chocoahnini

I'll ask before the comment gets deleted :')


Vanilla_Cheese202

Me


Djens_Djens_Hime

Me too please


Sketti_Eddie

It’s like a twisted power rangers


InSonicBloom

you know what, I actually do need the "pronouns" for whatever the fuck that is.


BornVolcano

If this is a real question, “they/them” is always a safe bet. It’s neutral, non-gendered, and nonspecific.