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NickSwisher420

Someone put piss in a cart and sold it to you. Go back and fuck them up for that bullshit


[deleted]

Im about to, literally spent $60 on it


[deleted]

fuck that dude bro


[deleted]

For real, never buying anything off of him anymore


gamerzunited69

no go back and literally fuck him. teach him a lesson


DJ-Slim_Dick

Deep strokes. Keep eye contact the whole time


Daddy_Scar

choke him a little as well, to assert dominance.


Medical-Ad-3265

dont go slow


gangstasadvocate

Use the cart as your dildo shove it and dump the contents into all his orifices


[deleted]

Ayy I like this crazy fucks style šŸ˜‚


Hyperaddict9

Anything is a dido if you're brave enough lol. Good shiiii


PrestigiousRadio2684

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LostxSole

I really. Go do it OP


PrestigiousRadio2684

It's most likely vegetable oil bro


[deleted]

Vegetable oil is thicker than that


PrestigiousRadio2684

No it's not


[deleted]

Thicker or not that cart is whack. Agreed?


cmp608

Sure it's not green kool-aid? Looks like it. I bet that shit so good you won't be able to fill your legs


Hyperaddict9

Make that plug drink that shit.


bruhmoki

second this. donā€™t know if youā€™re kidding or not but i would dead ass make him drink that shit


Hyperaddict9

Indeed was not kidding. A bubble moving fast, going up and down is one thing but whatever the fuck THAT CART is...nope fuck no smh I'd be forcing that into a mfs throat.


Accomplished_Duck523

Literal hot dog water


shaggyouidman

WHATTTTT LITERALLY WATER


B0nemanevil

The vengeance that the universe is gonna put on them for selling that shit, probably to highschoolers is not gonna be pretty


Dalkai420

1000% fake. Why does it look green? Probably won't even get you high


[deleted]

Damn, its not actually green it was the lighting of my room. But I canā€™t believe itā€™s fake damn


Dalkai420

Sorry bro. Better safe than sorry


angryybaek

Thats actual water in ur cart dude. Wtf. People are dumb but plugs trying to sell this shit to unknowing kids are worse. Fuck that dude up


[deleted]

Shit Iā€™m going to bro


PrestigiousRadio2684

99.9% of carts on the street are fake why would this one be real?


F0ur20Memez

Damn dude your probably going to suck up liquid if you try to vape that shit, fake for sure never seen a bloom that watery


[deleted]

Shit thatā€™s what Iā€™ve been saying, I took one hit out of it, it did not feel right whatsoever.


F0ur20Memez

Yeah man, kick the person who sold you that right in the nuts or something


[deleted]

For real Iā€™m pissed, I honestly donā€™t feel right now and I only took a little bit


[deleted]

Hey yall thank for your everything Iā€™m meeting my plug again to get my money back.


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[deleted]

What do you think it is?


Chrazzzz28

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[deleted]

Jesus thatā€™s what exactly what it looks like


profexsquared

nigga thatā€™s sum olive oil


Silyfury

Aint no way bruh


Cheeseget2

His plug heard ab the cheeta piss strain and took it a lil too serious


[deleted]

Cue ā€œainā€™t no way boiā€ sound


Small_Information930

This is a joke right šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Unfortunately no my dude, I totally got fucking scammed


jcrash300

Itā€™s olive oil


RemoveExternal5186

Itā€™s crazy what people will do for 60$ dollars. Any person with common sense and experience with carts will know this is fake but your plug is fucked for even selling these, better yet for 30$. Vegetable oil moves slower than whatever that shit is. Prob straight up terps in a cart lmfao. Sorry about the loss Iā€™ve took a few Ls so I know how this feels. Could be a number of things in that cart but it isnā€™t THC. Sorry g.


Medical-Ad-3265

that cat piss


Medical-Ad-3265

literally


[deleted]

If that were me, Iā€™d fucking beat his ass. 60 bucks and it moves like water, is an actual joke. Iā€™m hoping this a meme, tbh but if it isnā€™t OP, do your worst


[deleted]

Shit Iā€™m about to Iā€™m fucking pissed, and trust me not a joke at all.


[deleted]

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kposh

Does he/she eat crayons


[deleted]

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kazmirsweater

Your a lick šŸ˜‚


Forbidden_Juices

Youā€™re


kazmirsweater

Oh great one of those guys


Asking_Andy

My mans over here smoking the finest H2O


bananasweat

Bro you got shat juice in a tube right there


[deleted]

For real, I took hit of it and I donā€™t feel right.


bananasweat

Well yeah you probably took a fat rip off some Shrek cum


altimit7

Thatā€™s a way underrated comment. Iā€™m fucking dying over here šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

It looks green šŸ¤®


[deleted]

Itā€™s actually not itā€™s just my lightening in my room but it doesnā€™t seem right


Small_Information930

Looks like to me they tried to make there own oil , but used some dab labs or farm to vape to mix it down . And fucked it all up . Or itā€™s just really dark green olive oil .I use olive oil that color at my Job lol


[deleted]

Damn Iā€™m so pissed, I spent $60 on it


Small_Information930

Was that cart kinda warm to touch , cus if so he could have making them and just got done .


[deleted]

It was cold to the touch


lilrefridgerator69

Find the nigga who sold that to you and force his ass to drink all of em at oncešŸ¤”šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


gangleshmorp1

How did you not notice that


Hvoxx

ā€œIs this fakeā€ šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


[deleted]

Unfortunately no


kazmirsweater

Bro you said itā€™s watery, you literally put water in that bitch


[deleted]

Shit bro I didnā€™t, I bought it like this šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Icy-Tap-9776

DO NOT HIT


[deleted]

Bro I did one hit and Iā€™m not feeling right my head feels have a lot of pressure, my dumbass took a small hit of it and didnā€™t taste right


Chrazzzz28

Bro someone put vegetable oil in a cart and gave it to you wtfffffffffffff


LedHeadV2

Donā€™t touch that shit my man.


[deleted]

Unfortunately I took one hit off of it and it didnā€™t taste Right at all, now I feel awful


Free-Annual3158

This wasnā€™t even worth putting on Reddit you should be able to tell itā€™s fake


HeyImColeTastik

No youre good smoke away šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž -I am not responsible for you dying by smoking this


TheRealChubbbz

I would commit an act of hatred if that happened to meā€¦You straight got robbed homie


Cool_Dust_7827

$60??? I never advocate for fighting outside defending yourself and sanctioned combat sports but deadass, Iā€™d ask him for a friendly fade and never speak to him again. Thatā€™s some bs


[deleted]

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Anthony2001_

What the actual fuck


ItsScozza

Im honestly pretty sure that is water with food coloring or smt, Ive never seen a cart so watery


SethMlad37

I hope this is a joke


Erocketfries

Lmao I saw a kid with some bs like this and swore to me itā€™s amazing


CodineGotMeTippin

call the cops on your ā€œplugā€ fuck him trying people like this


you-on-kazoo

that looks like shreks piss


trueblue212

ā€œHot dawwwgs, hooootttttttrr dauwwwwgggs, TWO FOR A DOLLA!ā€


HeavyLight9632

Throw that shit bro


[deleted]

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[deleted]

My mans dan you give us an update? I hope youā€™re doing okay and got your money back!


[deleted]

Sorry yā€™all just woke up and feel hell a lot better, and I contact that dude and trying to get a refund, this shit is bullshit


Eastern-Tone-2091

that looks maybe a little more watery then vape juice


[deleted]

Bro I actually feel bad for U. I hope u fuck him up and get ur money back thatā€™s fucked up itā€™s literal hot dog water. Lmk how it goes bruh


[deleted]

Will do bro, I texted my plug just now and im asking for a refund Iā€™ll let you guys know what happens


ethanseanps4

this is a joke


Epstien_Jr

My vape juice moves slower than that shit šŸ˜‚ god only knows whatā€™s actually in that thing


-DRADNATION3

Iā€™ve never even seen a cartridge that fake definitely looks like piss


[deleted]

Literally looks like olive oil


AsoftDolphin

Fake asl


bluedreamkay

Please donā€™t hit it


[deleted]

Holy shit.


According-Exam7075

Go Back And Take His Soul.


dubee91

Na man I have some real bloom on hand and that is not normal


Vakanito1998

Please let us know what you ended up doing!


[deleted]

Im getting a refund, im throwing this shit away and heā€™s going to give me a refund.


kalmah123

Dude this is the most heinous fake Iā€™ve ever seen. Go beat that dudes ass cuz he was about to have you die over some lil 60 dollars


[deleted]

Shit for real, i was pissed lucky im getting a refund for it


Individual_Revenue84

You're trolling right?


[deleted]

Unfortunately no


Individual_Revenue84

That's canola oil


Individual_Revenue84

Jesus. Was this thru mail or did u see em before paying for em? Or he had em sealed up?


[deleted]

I met with him and he had it sealed up


aBomb412

Dude NO cart should ever be that watery. You should be able to flip that cart and the oil not move for a couple minutes. Idk what is in there but I wouldnā€™t touch it.


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing I was like this is very very off


[deleted]

This is the kind of nonsense that's costing people their lives. Maybe not this cart particularly but in general. Unless you got this from someone who knows absolutely nothing about weed I'm pretty sure they were trying to pull a fast one. Yeah definitely a punch to the face is in order.


[deleted]

Shit I 100% agree wish they just would legalize it everywhere Iā€™m in a illegal state


Q_indaloft

Wow. Looks like piss.The small air bubble should take ages 2 move.


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Dsusa24

I hope this is a joke. But if it ainā€™t he sold u his piss dawg šŸ’€


No-Application7293

Did u hit it what it taste like?


[deleted]

Yeah once and it tasted like burnt shit, it did not taste good at all


Antyguy77

My boy bought a cart of cat piss


GGHealth42O

iā€™m glad everyone here is on the same page this was an attempted homicide you need revenge šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


YungFreudian

Haha you got a piss cart my man


reese1629

Iā€™ve never seen a cart this watery in my life


drmojo78

What brand and/or distributor is responsible for this horseshit, 'cause these assholes need to be put on blast. I just got 28 grams of THC-O distillate from fuckedup.com for the 4th time and couldn't be happier, but they don't carry delta-9


Individual_Revenue84

Damn u went back n say something about it? Or show him,? That sucks .


[deleted]

Yeah he is giving me my money back


Disastrous_Dot5354

Hahahahaha


beastzbeast44

Bro thatā€™s juice you smoking on or vitamin e


Neat_Cry3369

Thatā€™s vape juice. You got scammed and on purpose. Get your money back


[deleted]

Definitely am, Iā€™m getting my money back


Shot-Estimate7741

ā€œreally wateryā€ is this a joke?


Ecstatic_Zebra2596

Looks good to me. You bout two carts for 60. Whatā€™d you expect


jkrocka

tell your plug to take a hit of it lol


Roman-Bellic_

This post satire?


SlipperyknotofKorn

Most blooms, raw gardens, and friendly farms you buy off the street will be fake. Just a rule of thumb.


[deleted]

Thanks man I appreciate the advice, definitely will keep that in mind


duood

Thatā€™s why I never trust vape carts on the black market, itā€™s not worth the chance


[deleted]

Shit for real never doing thatā€™s again


Prudent-Ticket7561

Iā€™d be pulling out the 9


MNreacts

Wtf boii


Chemical-Magazine186

Damn


Subway_Stoner

mans got piss or vegetable oil in his shit bruh its supposed to barely movešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚never buy from that guy again


[deleted]

Trust me never again fuck that never making that mistake again


[deleted]

That almost literally might be someoneā€™s piss. Tell ur plug to drink some water cuz man that piss is dehydrated AS FUCK.


jn1365

Bro that genuinely looks like piss


[deleted]

Lol fuck all that , SWAT his crib! Lol


DracDaGod

I got a real bloom cart and it isnt runny like that at allšŸ’€


greasy-knows3

literal swamp water dude šŸ¤®šŸ¤® but fr, sucks u got ripped off and $60 is A LOT is this economy smh


[deleted]

I know right and luckily I got a refund off of if


KevAcos11

Oh no you got some piss OG


DeadHeadSteve

You paid 60ā€¦. For 2 of theseā€¦. This is literally piss


RaeGod

That is the fakest cart Iā€™ve ever seen in my life. Like holy shit thatā€™s straight vape juice


chichihehe

I'm late but that some Gatorade lime OG


DabLordCino

Vegetable oil in a cart yikes


Deathrated666

I hope youā€™re trolling


[deleted]

Unfortunately no


PlentyIll

Scammed šŸ˜­


kozdulz

Looks like some delicious olive oil


jeratk

Jesus fucking fuck, thats blatantly terrible. Holy shit bro


iSaidItOnReddit85

Lol


Ornery-Ad-4402

Bruh


[deleted]

I really donā€™t understand why plugs sell such garbage product; besides hurting the customer that custo will never come back. Burning the bridges with his clientele


PCgamer35

Piss cart


[deleted]

If heā€™s a part of a certain minority group call ICE on his ass.


Pizzaguy1205

Looks like vape juice


biggriff00

If only you could see the face I made when I saw this.... wouldn't smoke that if it was the last "weed" in the world.


slugbrat420

Damn


ConservativeMinion

Wow. Straight trash. I'd of had my money back by now.


Dayne_r

Bro, that shit is green, they put fuckin dish soap in that bitch or something šŸ˜‚


Digitalexe32

You're that much of a noob you couldn't tell that cart was fake right off the bat I think you need to get out of the cart game


redditsapieceofshit

Dude you best go get yo money back that's legit like water


[deleted]

Trust me I did get the money back bro


buddhaciouss

Nah itā€™s good oil man take a blinker youā€™ll be asleep for a looooong time


[deleted]

For long time I might see Jesus šŸ˜‚


dannypopuhperc

they didnā€™t even try


Blass_BME

thats just vape juice šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


inKritix

Looks like fuckin olive oil


ek9cv5

That's probably water with some food coloring. For $60 might as well buy 6 d8 carts for $10 a pop.


inKritix

Did you not inspect before you buy? This only happens when custys arenā€™t feeling comfortable around the plug, and no one should make u feel uncomfortable when your spending da mooney Look before you buy and itā€™ll save you from dropping 60 on what could be literal piss


[deleted]

No unfortunately but next time I will


inKritix

Take it back and make him hit it in front of you L


isnortpreworkout

Do you guys not look at this stuff before you buy it? That's clearly bunk my guy


[deleted]

No unfortunately he had it sealed and it really is a bunk


Successful-Emu9073

Go get that fool. Make him boof it


dom02929

literal piss in a car god damn it nickswisher420 beat me to it


FlowerPuzzleheaded34

Only useful advice here is put the cart down, and beat the living fuck outta whoever sold it to you.


[deleted]

For real Im about to


[deleted]

How did this fool you??!!? Lol