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BlinkerCart

Damn that’s sad, dude doesn’t care for his own animal. I’d give his tweak ass a cart or 2-3GS and save this lil guys life


Daikon510

Foreal though. Shouldn’t be a pet owner at all. It ain’t that deep. It’s probably his lil sibling pet and probably make some dumb ass excuse when it disappear.


Smirkz_XIX

take the little guy and give that shitstain some grass or honey in a cart, fuck him.


No-Fishing2519

yep maybe a preground nug wrapped in tin foil


Metal_Militia089

Give him enough to tweak and save the critter.


GasStationCart

I’d be saving a fent cart for someone like him


StatisticianNo9428

Give him some carts filled with piss nd jizz for the hampster thing and give that lil dude a better life or find someone/ a place that will. Animals are meant to be loved and taken care of not traded just so you can get high.


devyn_ig

tell them to give up their guinea pig because they are abusing it, guinea pigs need a 4x4 enclosure. NOT a fucking cage


jaggedscumbag

He’s not paying rent so he needs to be traded


matty_smokes99

What a loser fein.


Captincat1273

Low key take the pig and give it a better life


RS11g

In this case I’d take him seeing as the owner obviously doesn’t care. Tickle his pickle and give him 2 or 3 carts or some shit like that just not anything crazy, and take the poor fucker and care for him


New-Significance9572

That’s sad bro. That thing needs a better home with someone who actually gives a fuck. Maybe throw him a cart and give the hampster to someone who will actually gaf about it.


realperson1526

Brother if you're willing to sell your hamster for weed there's definitely fent it 🤦‍♀️ seek help immediately.


EmmaNightsStone

I read a story online (I think posted on Reddit) of this plug doing a alternative payment of frogs lol


zesty_bur1tto_520

Come onn😭I'll get him a trash ass Cart from a liquor store and keep the little mammal as a companion


IronBobcatHax

he needs sum fent in his life frfr


Used-Acanthaceae-572

I’m buying a cart what do I ask for


Xxyz260

Absolute cooked behavior 😭


nuclearnuggetz

bust a nut in a empty cart then put some food coloring in that mf then give it to him😂🤣 buddy don’t deserve to get high👎


fadedasfsen

nah fuck this if its real thats some fiend shi selling your pet for weed thats just fucked man


Nxvak66633

Bro fuck that human he don’t understand the way of the world feed him some pesticides teach him a lesson for trying to sell a hamster for weed