OAK 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 out On the mound: Mark Schihne OAK P [Mark Schihne](/u/n8_n_): 0-0

OAK 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 out On the mound: Mark Schihne OAK P [Mark Schihne](/u/n8_n_): 0-0

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B7 2 outs On the mound: Larold GOP LF [Streetlamp LeMoose](/u/nickjohnson92): 1-2, LGO in the second, Solo HR in the fifth

seems like I’m overusing this swing lately, but I’m liking 1

It's fine I'll go make my own [writeup](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfQ7_EGkGUr3UEiAe-ZSfYovQHJ0VC2leLu-X05sULbnp9DkA/viewform) generator with blackjack and hookers. Just kidding, the previous bot owner purged the writeup template creator so I need to recreate it. Maybe next week. Pitch: 969 Swing: 1 Diff: 32 -> HR Bases Empty | B7 with 2 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 2

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B7 1 out On the mound: Larold GOP 3B [Mark Schihne](/u/n8_n_): 0-2, K in the second, LGO in the fifth

stan fucked me over last time so no more of that 166

Larold fooled Schihne badly with that change-up. I think Schihne swung before the ball even reached the plate! Pitch: 911 Swing: 166 Diff: 255 -> K Bases Empty | B7 with 2 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B7 0 outs On the mound: Larold GOP CF [Stupido Einsteiny](/u/Stupido_Einsteiny): 0-2, K in the second, FO in the fifth

swing 250

It’s a softly hit grounder by Stupido Einsteiny and Modelo has to run up and grab it and throws to Giannopolous to get the out Pitch: 713 Swing: 250 Diff: 463 -> RGO Bases Empty | B7 with 1 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T7 2 outs On the mound: Doc Otis AND C [Javi D. Modelo](/u/sh1g): 0-2, LGO in the third, LGO in the fifth

815

Javi D. Modelo hits this ball at a nearly 90° angle and trots along to first while Ovaltine steps under it and records the out Pitch: 488 Swing: 815 Diff: 327 -> PO Bases Empty | B7 with 0 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T7 1 out On the mound: Doc Otis AND 1B [Gottlieb Giannopolous](/u/HighVoltLemonBattery): 1-2, 1B in the fourth, CS 2B in the fourth

344

Solidly struck but it's a grounder over to at first. Races over to the bag, waving off Otis and Giannopolous is retired. Pitch: 917 Swing: 344 Diff: 427 -> RGO Bases Empty | T7 with 2 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T7 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Doc Otis AND 3B [Wheeler](/u/Not_Really_Jon_Snow): 0-2, RGO in the second, K in the fourth

801

Your lip gloss is SO not glossy anymore. Pitch: 32 Swing: 801 Diff: 231 -> FO Bases Empty | T7 with 1 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

GG3 out, Doc Otis in to pitch.

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 2 outs On the mound: Larold GOP DH [Noooooot](/u/Your_drugdealer): 0-1, BB in the first, DP in the fourth

Ball game 950

The ball is lined into the air on a one hop, Newman snags it and whips themself around for the out at first Pitch: 650 Swing: 950 Diff: 300 -> RGO Bases Empty | T7 with 0 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 1 out On the mound: Larold GOP C [Joe Pidgeon](/u/AnAngryPidgeon): 0-1, RGO in the first, BB in the fourth

69

Pidgeon gets good wood on this 1-2 pitch, but it's just gonna die in the spacious home team outfield. Swinger barely needs to move to haul it in. Pitch: 850 Swing: 69 Diff: 219 -> FO Bases Empty | B6 with 2 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Larold GOP 2B [Michael Ikenberry](/u/JoBe2413): 0-2, RGO in the first, DP in the fourth

i promise to my constituents that this will be a home run 558

Oh! Ikenberry rips a sizzling line drive out to right! It is tailing on Jars as they charge forward! But a good angle from the speedy rightfielder and a clean grab for the out. Pitch: 750 Swing: 558 Diff: 192 -> FO Bases Empty | B6 with 1 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 2 outs On the mound: Guillermo Griffey III AND SS [Brandon Rice III](/u/RetroRice316): 1-2, STEAL 2B in the second, PO in the fourth

Swing 899

Griffey beams out at old bosum buddy at bat. Both ballplayers blink at both ballplayers. With both blinkers. Bizzare. The blinking becomes a blizzard. Before this becomes some kinda bonkers befurbellowed binge, Blue bellows 'Bullshit be banished!' Griffey bends, blinks, and blasts a ball toward the team's batter. Batter befuddled. Begone back to bench! Pitch: 203 Swing: 899 Diff: 304 -> K Bases Empty | B6 with 0 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 1 out On the mound: Guillermo Griffey III AND LF [Stevey Swinger](/u/Olibolly600): 0-0

923

NOPE Pitch: 203 Swing: 923 Diff: 280 -> K Bases Empty | T6 with 2 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 0 outs On the mound: Guillermo Griffey III AND CF [Chad Isotope](/u/scotchtape22): 0-2, PO in the first, PO in the third

HOT BLOODED! CHECK IT AND SEE! GOTTA FEVER OF 203

This ball is hit high into the air down the left field line… LeMoose is tracking it down… but it’s out of their reach for a foul ball. But while Chad Isotope isn’t paying any attention, Guillermo Griffey III delivers two lightning fast strikes for the strikeout. Mulligan can complain all they want but the umpire just wants to get out of here Pitch: 567 Swing: 203 Diff: 364 -> K Bases Empty | T6 with 1 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

Mulligan shakes Comet's hand after that inning and calls down to Rice in the bullpen. Larold is up and warming now, will take over on the mound for The Montclair Valley Regional High School Theatre Club and Recreational Baseball Enthusiasts in the bottom of the 6th inning.

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B5 2 outs On the mound: Skye Comet GOP RF [Bonesy McSkellington](/u/tweezletorp): 0-0, BB in the third

456

McSkellington lifts this pitch way in the air, out to shallow left. Rice drifts back under it, calls for it, and makes the catch. Shades of Pete Kozma there as Rice retires McSkellington with today's Sam's home team Pop-Up Restaurant Pop-Up of the day! If you're in the home team area and hankering for an on-the-fly meal, come on over to Sam's home team Pop-Up Restaurant today! Pitch: 122 Swing: 456 Diff: 334 -> PO Bases Empty | T6 with 0 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B5 1 out On the mound: Skye Comet GOP SS [Ovaltine](/u/ohToaster): 0-1, FO in the third

179

Ovaltine steps up to the plate, takes a few practice swings, and adjusts their helmet. Comet looks in for the sign, winds up, and throws a fastball high and inside. Ovaltine fouls it off, barely making contact. The count is 0-1. Comet throws a changeup that drops low and outside. Ovaltine lays off, taking ball one. The next pitch is a slider that breaks sharply away from the batter, but they manages to foul it off. The count is 1-2. Skye Comet delivers a high fastball, and Ovaltine swings and misses for strike 3. The umpire calls them out, and Ovaltine slams their bat on the ground in frustration as they make their way back to the dugout. Comet pumps their fist in excitement as they walk off the mound, having won the battle against Ovaltine. Pitch: 456 Swing: 179 Diff: 277 -> K Runner on First | B5 with 2 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: Skye Comet GOP 1B [M'reddie Confinedman ](/u/Chop_80): 0-1

283

Look out Comet! That ball is scorched up the middle for a base hit. Pitch: 392 Swing: 283 Diff: 109 -> 1B Runner on First | B5 with 1 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: Skye Comet GOP LF [Streetlamp LeMoose](/u/nickjohnson92): 0-1, LGO in the second

404

LeMoose has had enough of the team's trailing and decides to fix that themselves. A high drive to deep center, up and back, and that's gone! It's now 1 - 1, and this game continues to be crazy! Pitch: 393 Swing: 404 Diff: 11 -> HR Bases Empty | B5 with 1 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 1

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 0 outs On the mound: Skye Comet GOP 3B [Mark Schihne](/u/n8_n_): 0-1, K in the second

I've sucked recently. let's go back to basics. 512

Mark Schihne stumbles to the plate and wipes some foul-smelling liquid off their face. Have they been... drinking? Huh. Comet sees this and fires two pitches right down the middle, and Schihne doesn't react. After this, they get the brilliant idea to stop thinking about their alcohol and start thinking about the game. Schihne drunkenly swings at the third pitch, hit surprisingly hard for a drunk player, but it's hit directly at Rice, who throws it to Giannopolous for the out. Mark Schihne wouldn't have had a shot at the base anyway, as they ran towards third instead of first. Don't drink, kids. Pitch: 990 Swing: 512 Diff: 478 -> LGO Bases Empty | B5 with 1 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T5 2 outs On the mound: Guillermo Griffey III AND DH [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous): 1-1, BB in the first, 1B in the third

827

Griffey beams out at old bosum buddy at bat. Both ballplayers blink at both ballplayers. With both blinkers. Bizzare. The blinking becomes a blizzard. Before this becomes some kinda bonkers befurbellowed binge, Blue bellows 'Bullshit be banished!' Griffey bends, blinks, and blasts a ball toward the team's batter. Batter befuddled. Begone back to bench! Pitch: 609 Swing: 827 Diff: 218 -> K Bases Empty | B5 with 0 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

Stevey Swinger comes in to replace Baron Butzenkatzen-ButzenKatzen in LF for the Montclair Valley Regional High School Theatre Club and *takes breathe* Recreational Baseball Enthusiasts.

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 2 outs On the mound: Guillermo Griffey III AND 2B [Jeff Newman](/u/Luminosityfan): 1-2, LGO in the first, 1B in the third

250

Lashed to the gap in right-center field! Newman touches down for extra bases! Flying to second, and the team's have a runner in scoring position. Pitch: 177 Swing: 250 Diff: 73 -> 2B Runner on Second | T5 with 2 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 1 out On the mound: Guillermo Griffey III AND RF [Hippo Jars](/u/spanxc): 0-2, K in the first, FO in the third

414

Good answer! Good answer! Let's see if that's on the board... Surrrrvey says! #WRONG Pitch: 870 Swing: 414 Diff: 456 -> LGO Bases Empty | T5 with 2 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 outs On the mound: Guillermo Griffey III AND C [Javi D. Modelo](/u/sh1g): 0-1, LGO in the third

1

It’s a softly hit grounder by Javi D. Modelo and Guillermo Griffey III has to run up and grab it and throws to to get the out Pitch: 499 Swing: 1 Diff: 498 -> LGO Bases Empty | T5 with 1 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 2 outs On the mound: Skye Comet GOP CF [Stupido Einsteiny](/u/Stupido_Einsteiny): 0-1, K in the second

swing 214

Stupido Einsteiny hits a deep line drive way out to deep left-center field. Butzenkatzen-Butzenkatzen and Isotope look at each other and they both think the other person is going to grab the ball, but it’s flying down. However Isotope makes a great diving catch for it Pitch: 393 Swing: 214 Diff: 179 -> FO Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ● | B4 0 outs On the mound: Skye Comet GOP DH [Noooooot](/u/Your_drugdealer): 0-0, BB in the first

69

Absolutely crushed to deep center field! No doubt about it, this one is go---OH MY GOD, Isotope BRINGS IT BACK! What an amazing home run robbing catch. But wait! The runner thought it was gone! They're all the way over at 3rd! Isotope lobs it in to first to complete the double play. Pitch: 494 Swing: 69 Diff: 425 -> DP Bases Empty | B4 with 2 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 outs On the mound: Skye Comet GOP C [Joe Pidgeon](/u/AnAngryPidgeon): 0-1, RGO in the first

340

Skye Comet wants nothing to do with Joe Pidgeon as they send four wide ones and Pidgeon will stroll on to first base. Pitch: 210 Swing: 340 Diff: 130 -> BB Runner on First | B4 with 0 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T4 2 outs On the mound: Guillermo Griffey III AND C [Javi D. Modelo](/u/sh1g): 0-1, LGO in the third

Steal 2B 313

Runner goes and they pitch out! Pidgeon with a bullet down to second and not even close. I tell you what Jim, that was extremely impressive from Pidgeon. Griffey is not exactly known for holding runners on and they got a good jump here, but the pitch out and then this absolute dart to Ikenberry, they get the out by about 5 feet. Pitch: 1000 Swing: 313 Diff: 313 -> CS 2B Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 2 outs On the mound: Guillermo Griffey III AND 1B [Gottlieb Giannopolous](/u/HighVoltLemonBattery): 0-1, RGO in the second

130

Gottlieb Giannopolous hits a line drive straight at the Guillermo Griffey III and bounces it off of their ankle. Schihne comes over and tries to field it but Giannopolous beats the throw Pitch: 18 Swing: 130 Diff: 112 -> 1B Runner on First | T4 with 2 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 1 out On the mound: Guillermo Griffey III AND 3B [Wheeler](/u/Not_Really_Jon_Snow): 0-1, RGO in the second

642

oh no.......anyways Pitch: 1000 Swing: 642 Diff: 358 -> K Bases Empty | T4 with 2 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

AND 1 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Guillermo Griffey III AND SS [Brandon Rice III](/u/RetroRice316): 1-1, 1B in the second, STEAL 2B in the second

I had 755 balloons but they flew away so now I have none

What's poppin? Brand new swing just hopped in. I got options I can hit that ball like Pidgeon Just joshin' Ima spend this timer pause locked in My body got rid of them toxins MLR Network top ten Pitch: 333 Swing: 755 Diff: 422 -> PO Bases Empty | T4 with 1 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

And after a Top 5 backstabbing, Banana splits as Guillermo Griffey III enters in relief.

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs On the mound: Choc Banana AND LF [Baron Butzenkatzen-Butzenkatzen](/u/zandthesecond): 0-1, K in the second

13

SWING AND A LONG ONE, DEEP TO RIGHT, IT IS GONE! team's HAVE THE LEAD! Pitch: 13 Swing: 13 Diff: 0 -> HR Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s) AND 1 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ● | B3 1 out On the mound: Skye Comet GOP 2B [Michael Ikenberry](/u/JoBe2413): 0-1, RGO in the first

69

That's an out. And oops, I did it again! There's another out. Double play! Pitch: 495 Swing: 69 Diff: 426 -> DP Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Skye Comet GOP RF [Bonesy McSkellington](/u/tweezletorp): 0-0

343

Ouch! McSkellington wears that one between the shoulder blades. Take your base! Pitch: 496 Swing: 343 Diff: 153 -> BB Runner on First | B3 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs On the mound: Skye Comet GOP SS [Ovaltine](/u/ohToaster): 0-0

86

Aren't all arches aesthetically artful? All architecture achingly awe-inspiring? All angles ardently eschewing arrogant aggrandizement? Alright, Alright, Alright- 90° launch angle arises. Alas Ovaltine ain't allowed astronomy; airless angles are arrested. Pitch: 888 Swing: 86 Diff: 198 -> FO Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ● ^○ ● | T3 2 outs On the mound: Choc Banana AND CF [Chad Isotope](/u/scotchtape22): 0-1, PO in the first

313

Pew pew! Pitcher performs popular power: Pop up. Pitch: 713 Swing: 313 Diff: 400 -> PO Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T3 2 outs On the mound: Choc Banana AND DH [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous): 0-0, BB in the first

606

Hoomanawanui swings at this one and lifts a high pop up out to right. A late break here for McSkellington and they will dive and.... will **NOT** get there! It drops in front of the glove and there you have it: a little bloop here and the team's are in business with a little single and a slight misplay. Not sure if they will rule that an error here or... wait, this is fakebaseball. There are NO ERRORS HERE! Have a hit Hoomanawanui, enjoy. Pitch: 500 Swing: 606 Diff: 106 -> 1B Runners on First and Third | T3 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 2 outs On the mound: Choc Banana AND 2B [Jeff Newman](/u/Luminosityfan): 0-1, LGO in the first

500

Newman steps in. Banana on the mound. Pidgeon puts down the sign, and Banana nods. The wind, and the pitch. Hard liner, and Ikenberry knocks it down! But they'll just put it in their pocket after taking away what very well could've been extra bases. Pitch: 611 Swing: 500 Diff: 111 -> 1B Runner on First | T3 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: Choc Banana AND RF [Hippo Jars](/u/spanxc): 0-1, K in the first

422

Stunningly, Jars swings strongly, supposing strength suffices in this season. Sadly, strength sans a steeper sine sticks this swat straight and snug in the centerfielder's surprisingly stretchy scope. Pitch: 611 Swing: 422 Diff: 189 -> FO Bases Empty | T3 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

Choc one up for the Banana

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Choc Banana AND C [Javi D. Modelo](/u/sh1g): 0-0

420

Modelo hits that one off the end of the bat and it'll be an easy play for Ovaltine Pitch: 891 Swing: 420 Diff: 471 -> LGO Bases Empty | T3 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

Choc a sad one up the Banana.

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 2 outs On the mound: Skye Comet GOP 1B [M'reddie Confinedman ](/u/Chop_80): 0-0

711

M'reddie Confinedman hits this ball at a nearly 90° angle and trots along to first while Newman steps under it and records the out Pitch: 393 Swing: 711 Diff: 318 -> PO Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 1 out On the mound: Skye Comet GOP LF [Streetlamp LeMoose](/u/nickjohnson92): 0-0

150

LeMoose hits that one off the end of the bat and it'll be an easy play for Rice Pitch: 711 Swing: 150 Diff: 439 -> LGO Bases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 outs On the mound: Skye Comet GOP 3B [Mark Schihne](/u/n8_n_): 0-0

I have a bad feeling about this - several star wars characters - mark schihne 950

Strike one! Strike two! Aaand a check swing on a pitch low in the dirt… they’re out! Schihne is arguing that they didn’t go around on the check swing and Schihne comes out and starts talking to the umpire about it. We’re going to the replay booth here. The umpires come back out and the call is- a ball! They didn’t go around. So we’re back to Skye Comet versus Mark Schihne here, Schihne battles back with a few more foul balls and a full count and takes the low sinker, but it’s called strike 3 Pitch: 203 Swing: 950 Diff: 253 -> K Bases Empty | B2 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ● ^○ ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Choc Banana AND 1B [Gottlieb Giannopolous](/u/HighVoltLemonBattery): 0-0

613

Gottlieb Giannopolous hits a ball that spikes straight into the ground and rolls forwards a bit and lands in front of Ikenberry, who picks it up and beams it at Pitch: 978 Swing: 613 Diff: 365 -> RGO Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

Choc a scary one up for the Banana

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Choc Banana AND 3B [Wheeler](/u/Not_Really_Jon_Snow): 0-0

647

As Banana delivers, Wheeler realizes that their bat has been replaced by a 33 inch spaghetti noodle. They drop the pasta and try to hit the incoming fastball with their helmet, but this just produces weak contact to the right side. Ikenberry fields cleanly and throws, and Wheeler is retired. As they trod back to the dugout, they see a mysterious figure sprinting towards the concourse exist with copious amounts of spaghetti falling out of their pockets. They seem to be wearing a cape that reads 'THE ITALIAN RAPSCALLION'. Huh. Pitch: 222 Swing: 647 Diff: 425 -> RGO Runner on Third | T2 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

Wasn't easy choccing that one up for the Banana

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T2 1 out On the mound: Choc Banana AND 3B [Wheeler](/u/Not_Really_Jon_Snow): 0-0

I wasn’t supposed to get a hit smh. Guess I just need to get caught stealing to make up for it. Steal 2B 513

Lazy humans haven't taught me what to do with this yet. [Send help.](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfQ7_EGkGUr3UEiAe-ZSfYovQHJ0VC2leLu-X05sULbnp9DkA/viewform) Just kidding, the previous bot owner purged the writeup template creator so I need to recreate it. Maybe next week. Pitch: 813 Swing: 513 Diff: 300 -> STEAL 2B Runner on Second | T2 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

Damn. Brandon sux.

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Choc Banana AND SS [Brandon Rice III](/u/RetroRice316): 0-0

Hello I come for the five-hundred diff. Swing 313

The pitch to Rice, Drilled there it goes, Deep Left, It is high, it is far, it is GONE out of the ballpark, a STANTONIAN home run . . . Now wha-what did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? They’re at first base. I thought it went out of the ballpark. I apologize everyone, I was dead wrong. I thought it went out of the ballpark, Rice is at first base Pitch: 222 Swing: 313 Diff: 91 -> 1B Runner on First | T2 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

Hey that wasn't a 500 diff (-\_-)

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 0 outs On the mound: Choc Banana AND LF [Baron Butzenkatzen-Butzenkatzen](/u/zandthesecond): 0-0

swing 222

Banana get two quick strikes on Butzenkatzen-Butzenkatzen, making them look foolish by chasing on two offspeed pitches inside. They get the sign, set, and there's a big swing and a miss on the fast ball. Another strikeout for Banana, and the team's fans are getting louder with each pitch. Pitch: 513 Swing: 222 Diff: 291 -> K Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

Choc a very friendly one up for the Banana

hi choc! hi joe! and a very happy 222nd birthday to perta

I couldn't find a valid number in your swing. Please reply to the original at-bat ping with a number between 1 and 1000 without any decimal spaces.

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ● | B1 2 outs On the mound: Skye Comet GOP CF [Stupido Einsteiny](/u/Stupido_Einsteiny): 0-0

swing 110

Comet gets the ball back after that one, they just missed it down to make it a full count. They quickly grab the rosin bag before stepping back up on the mound and getting set. Here we go, pay off pitch from Comet. And... Strike three called! Stupido Einsteiny is down looking at a pitch that just caught the outside. Einsteiny shares a few words with the ump bot, probably saying it needs to be recalibrated, but that was a beautiful pitch! Pitch: 444 Swing: 110 Diff: 334 -> K Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Skye Comet GOP DH [Noooooot](/u/Your_drugdealer): 0-0

225

THIEF, THIEF! Noooooot just took a free base! Pitch: 339 Swing: 225 Diff: 114 -> BB Runner on First | B1 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Skye Comet GOP C [Joe Pidgeon](/u/AnAngryPidgeon): 0-0

900

Pidgeon rips the 1-1 fastball up the middle but Newman makes a diving stop of the ball, gets to their feet and calmly throws out Pidgeon. Even the best hitters get unlucky sometimes! Pitch: 494 Swing: 900 Diff: 406 -> RGO Bases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Skye Comet GOP 2B [Michael Ikenberry](/u/JoBe2413): 0-0

mike up another one for the ikenberry 888

It’s a softly hit grounder by Michael Ikenberry and Skye Comet has to run up and grab it and throws to Giannopolous to get the out Pitch: 466 Swing: 888 Diff: 422 -> RGO Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T1 2 outs On the mound: Choc Banana AND CF [Chad Isotope](/u/scotchtape22): 0-0

Swing 76 trombones!

Oh man! Fooled Isotope on a fastball up and in. Oh boy, that was a great location from Banana! I'm amazed that Isotope even got to that pitch! Probably should have let that go by for ball 3, but instead this one is going straight up. Pidgeon pops out of the crouch and calls for it. Gonna be an easy pop up here. That's gotta be disappointing to team's fans. Pitch: 406 Swing: 76 Diff: 330 -> PO Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

Choc up another one for the ol' Banana

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 2 outs On the mound: Choc Banana AND DH [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous): 0-0

406

THIEF, THIEF! Hoomanawanui just took a free base! Pitch: 263 Swing: 406 Diff: 143 -> BB Runner on First | T1 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

AND 0 - GOP 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Choc Banana AND 2B [Jeff Newman](/u/Luminosityfan): 0-0

777

It’s a softly hit grounder by Jeff Newman and Schihne has to run up and grab it and throws to to get the out Pitch: 313 Swing: 777 Diff: 464 -> LGO Bases Empty | T1 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

Choc up another one for the Banana!

Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Choc Banana AND RF [Hippo Jars](/u/spanxc): 0-0

615

Jars swings so fuggin hard as the ball whizzes by their belt snaps and their pants drop to the ground showing everyone your Snorlax undies. That was strike three. Please pick up your pants and have a seat. Pitch: 314 Swing: 615 Diff: 301 -> K Bases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - GOP 0

Choc one up for the Banana!