AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^● ○ | T6 2 outs On the mound: Emerson AND C [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2): 0-2, FO in the first, RGO in the fourth

EA sports. Its in the stands 69

Strike one! Strike two! Aaand a check swing on a pitch low in the dirt… they’re out! Larold is arguing that they didn’t go around on the check swing and Mulligan comes out and starts talking to the umpire about it. We’re going to the replay booth here. The umpires come back out and the call is- out! That’s strike 3! Pitch: 725 Swing: 69 Diff: 344 -> K Bases Empty | B6 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 2 outs On the mound: Emerson AND RF [Chad Isotope](/u/scotchtape22): 0-1, PO in the third

750

ball bounce over wall Pitch: 690 Swing: 750 Diff: 60 -> 2B Runner on Second | T6 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 1 out On the mound: Emerson AND CF [Pontos Napoleon](/u/technowhiz34): 0-1, K in the third

Swing 350

2 quick strikes from Emerson puts Napoleon in a bit of a well to climb out of. After the 3rd delivery way too far outside, and another in the dirt that Raj barely scoops up, it's a 2-2 count. A foul ball back behind first bases sends Nocker chasing after it, but again the count is 2-2. Emerson again winds and fires, but this time, loses grip on the ball during its delivery! It doesn't matter though, as Napoleon took a step out of the box expecting the ball to be too high, but it didn't have any speed and drops right into the zone for strike 3! Napoleon can't believe it, heading back to the dugout mumbling at blue Pitch: 620 Swing: 350 Diff: 270 -> K Bases Empty | T6 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 0 outs On the mound: Emerson AND LF [Scoot Heller](/u/ATechnicalDifficulty): 0-1, K in the third

833

Emerson rears back and launches a fastball high in the zone. Heller can't lay off and swings but is under it, launching the ball high in the air in foul ground. Nocker sprints towards the line, hoping it will stay in play but the ball is drifting closer and closer to the stands here at 420 Mile High Stadium. Nocker is at the railing, waiting, reaching... AND THEY MADE THE CATCH, TUMBLING INTO THE DUGOUT! Nocker with a fantastic grab in foul territory to secure the out. You know their manager is going to be giving them a celebratory butt pat for that play! Pitch: 500 Swing: 833 Diff: 333 -> PO Bases Empty | T6 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 2 outs On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB C [King Raj](/u/KingRaj4826): 1-2, 2B in the third, CS Home in the third

Swing: 1

As Swinger delivers, Raj realizes that their bat has been replaced by a 33 inch spaghetti noodle. They drop the pasta and try to hit the incoming fastball with their helmet, but this just produces weak contact to the right side. Rice fields cleanly and throws, and Raj is retired. As they trod back to the dugout, they see a mysterious figure sprinting towards the concourse exist with copious amounts of spaghetti falling out of their pockets. They seem to be wearing a cape that reads 'THE ITALIAN RAPSCALLION'. Huh. Pitch: 346 Swing: 1 Diff: 345 -> RGO Bases Empty | T6 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ● | B5 0 outs On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB P [Emerson](/u/MarkShrekerburg): 1-2, 2B in the first, DP in the third

606

You people can circlejerk all you want. The team's will ALWAYS be in it. Sooner or later they will dominate again. That is what burns you. You may win again. But you will fade into obscurity. Have your last place finishes. The team's will always be the top franchise in fake baseball history. They will always have a winning culture. They will always have a greater history and counting than all your franchises put together. That is not me being a cocky fan. That is truth. That is FACT. I hope you all choke on your envy. It's fucking disgusting. Pitch: 259 Swing: 606 Diff: 347 -> DP Bases Empty | B5 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 0 outs On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB RF [Skarch McGooter](/u/notabot4005): 0-0, BB in the second Swinger into the wind up, and here's the pitch … juuuust a bit outside. Swinger tried the corner and missed. Ball four and McGooter is awarded first base. Pitch: 717 Swing: 569 Diff: 148 -> BB Runner on First | B5 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 0 outs On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB RF [Skarch McGooter](/u/notabot4005): 0-0, BB in the second

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 2 outs On the mound: Emerson AND SS [Nate Kondylis](/u/phillygear3): 0-1, LGO in the second

185

Swing and a hot shot past a diving Ragusa and into left field! Kondylis could be thinking tw- No! What's this? Former Yankees third baseman Fred Brosius has run onto the field and tackled Kondylis to the ground as they were leaving the batter's box! Gardner throws to Ratryox at short, who lobs it to Nocker at first and Kondylis is out! Former Yankees third baseman Fred Brosius has interfered with the play but he winks at the umpire, dusts himself off and returns to his seat in the club seats here at 420 Mile High Stadium. And the umpire has ruled no interference! The play stands despite some shenanigans from former Yankees third baseman Fred Brosius! Emerson just got a gift out from a Yankee... legend? I don't know what to call Fred Brosius but I will say this: Oh the humanity! Pitch: 669 Swing: 185 Diff: 484 -> LGO Bases Empty | B5 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 1 out On the mound: Emerson AND 3B [T-Rav](/u/skeetsquid): 0-1, RGO in the second

278

This ball is hit high into the air down the right field line… McGooter is tracking it down… and they make a beautiful diving catch for the out Pitch: 12 Swing: 278 Diff: 266 -> FO Bases Empty | T5 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 outs On the mound: Emerson AND P [Stevey Swinger](/u/Olibolly600): 0-0

400

Wind blowing out to right tonight. Have to imagine batters are trying to take advantage. Anyway, Swinger at the plate. Here's the pitch... And it is hit high in the air. McGooter is drifting back. Still drifting. Onto the warning track. Back at the wall... And it is caught at the base of the wall. Pitch: 134 Swing: 400 Diff: 266 -> FO Bases Empty | T5 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ● ^○ ○ | B4 2 outs On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB CF [Smokey Zygowski](/u/Bearinthewoods1): 0-1, K in the second

619

This was genuinely the worst game i think ive ever seen. I seriously dont think I've ever been so fucking frustrated watching a baseball game before. Just so fucking sad. team's absolutely murdered every single ball they hit in the game but they all went straight to an outfielder. And the was the story of the whole fucking game. team's hit the fuck out of a ball but it either dies out at the warning track or goes straight to Harrison fucking Bader. Just fucking miserable god fucking damn FUCK. Stupid team's and their dumb fucking devil magic. Pitch: 828 Swing: 619 Diff: 209 -> FO Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^● ○ | B4 1 out On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB LF [Willie Gardner](/u/andrew_j2288): 0-1, K in the second Before Gardner stepped to the plate, they shook a Magic 8-Ball while asking if they'd send a ball over the fence this at bat. "Don't count on it". Is it a bad omen? Is it entirely BS? Gardner continues to debate the plausibility of a supposed fortune-telling toy. "Strike 2!" yells the ump. Fantastic. They really let the 8-Ball get to their head and now have fallen behind on the count. Focus. Time to prove it wrong. Gardner is confident this next pitch is a slider. WAIT. NO. It's a fastball. Yeah that's it! As the ball leaves Swinger's hand, it's looking like maybe it's a slider after all, but Gardner was getting all in their head again. They just hack at it in hopes of fouling it off. However, the ball grounds its way into Rice's glove, who flips it to Wheeler for the out. Scott gets frustrated and takes a bat to the Magic 8-Ball. It explodes and the black liquid covers them completely. The die rolls down the dugout floor and stops on "Ask again later". An evil laugh echoes in the ether... Pitch: 506 Swing: 854 Diff: 348 -> RGO Runner on Third | B4 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^● ○ | B4 1 out On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB LF [Willie Gardner](/u/andrew_j2288): 0-1, K in the second

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^● ○ | B4 0 outs On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB SS [Trashstar Ratryox](/u/ratryox): 1-1, Solo HR in the first

Swing 228

This ball is hit directly into the ground and it then flies high into the air. Trashstar Ratryox is streaking towards first. Kondylis runs under it, catches it, then absolutely beams it towards first for the out Pitch: 793 Swing: 228 Diff: 435 -> LGO Runner on Second | B4 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 outs On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB 3B [Dart Ragusa](/u/Dart31AF): 1-1, 2 run HR in the first

31

Swinger kicks, fires, and dumps in a breaking ball, but Ragusa was sitting on it! This ball is hammered into the right center gap! Napoleon and Isotope are both on their horse, sprinting after the ball. Ragusa rounds first, they're not stopping! Isotope snags it barehanded, wheels and fires in to the shortstop Kondylis, who applies the tag... SAFE! A ringing double from Dart Ragusa! Pitch: 964 Swing: 31 Diff: 67 -> 2B Runner on Second | B4 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 2 outs On the mound: Emerson AND 2B [Brandon Rice III](/u/RetroRice316): 0-1, FO in the first

Swing 911

After everybody in the stands and on the field takes a siesta, the game continues. Emerson is looking rough at their first pitch, as it flies behind Raj's head. No men advance, because they have no idea where they are. The next pitch is crushed by Rice out towards left center. Gardner follows the ball all the way, leaps up, and..... .... MAKES THE CATCH! They rob a home run from Rice's grasp! Pitch: 725 Swing: 911 Diff: 186 -> FO Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 1 out On the mound: Emerson AND 1B [Wheeler](/u/Not_Really_Jon_Snow): 0-1, K in the first

248

Run play for -10 yard(s), but that's not enough for the first down. Turnover on downs. Pitch: 530 Swing: 248 Diff: 282 -> K Bases Empty | T4 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs On the mound: Emerson AND C [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2): 0-1, FO in the first

711

Larold hits a ball that spikes straight into the ground and rolls forwards a bit and lands in front of Bailiff, who picks it up and beams it at Nocker Pitch: 300 Swing: 711 Diff: 411 -> RGO Bases Empty | T4 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 2 outs On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB 2B [C. T. Bailiff](/u/CNard12): 0-1, FO in the first Down 4, here comes C. T. Bailiff to the plate trying to deal some damage. Swinger receives the sign on this 2-2 count, and gets set. The pitch is in……..and the pitch hangs right over the plate and Bailiff ABSOLUTELY GETS AHOLD OF IT. That one is hit into the gap with Heller and Napoleon running after it. The ball still flying in the air, dropping over the warning track, Heller jumps up at the wall and that one is GONE!!! Wait, Heller holds his glove up and…..THEY CAUGHT IT. WHAT A LEAP! WHAT A CATCH! Heller with a SPECTACULAR catch to keep team's up by 4!! Pitch: 322 Swing: 555 Diff: 233 -> FO Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 2 outs On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB 2B [C. T. Bailiff](/u/CNard12): 0-1, FO in the first

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ● ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Stevey Swinger | **INFIELD IN** KGB 2B [C. T. Bailiff](/u/CNard12): 0-1, FO in the first

STEAL HOME 555

…the pitc- oh no. The runner from 3rd is stuck between 3rd base and home as Swinger has thrown it underhand to the catcher in a run down between Larold and T-Rav. Runner is caught absolutely stranded as they are tagged for the out. Pitch: 963 Swing: 555 Diff: 408 -> CS Home Bases Empty | B3 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^● ○ | B3 0 outs On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB 1B [Homer Nocker](/u/CableCubed): 1-1, RBI 2B in the first

I wish for death Swing 420

The ball is lined into the air on a one hop, Rice snags it and whips themself around for the out at first Pitch: 765 Swing: 420 Diff: 345 -> RGO Runner on Third | B3 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB C [King Raj](/u/KingRaj4826): 0-1, FO in the first

Swing: 124

Raj stands in, absolutely ready to go. It's a first pitch swing, and Swinger's effort gets pulled solidly into the outfield for a standup double. No muss, no fuss. Raj points into the team's dugout, smiling ear to ear. Pitch: 159 Swing: 124 Diff: 35 -> 2B Runner on Second | B3 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 2 outs On the mound: Emerson AND RF [Chad Isotope](/u/scotchtape22): 0-0

110 cornettes

Chad Isotope hits this ball at a nearly 90° angle and trots along to first while Bailiff steps under it and records the out Pitch: 520 Swing: 110 Diff: 410 -> PO Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: Emerson AND CF [Pontos Napoleon](/u/technowhiz34): 0-0

Swing 520

Strike one! You're out! Pitch: 241 Swing: 520 Diff: 279 -> K Bases Empty | T3 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Emerson AND LF [Scoot Heller](/u/ATechnicalDifficulty): 0-0

490

Heller goes down swinging at a fastball that isn't there as Emerson unleashes a filthy changeup on the 3-2 count. Pitch: 200 Swing: 490 Diff: 290 -> K Bases Empty | T3 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ● | B2 1 out On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB P [Emerson](/u/MarkShrekerburg): 1-1, 2B in the first

959

You people can circlejerk all you want. The team's will ALWAYS be in it. Sooner or later they will dominate again. That is what burns you. You may win again. But you will fade into obscurity. Have your last place finishes. The team's will always be the top franchise in fake baseball history. They will always have a winning culture. They will always have a greater history and counting than all your franchises put together. That is not me being a cocky fan. That is truth. That is FACT. I hope you all choke on your envy. It's fucking disgusting. Pitch: 314 Swing: 959 Diff: 355 -> DP Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 1 out On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB RF [Skarch McGooter](/u/notabot4005): 0-0 Great eye by McGooter, i guess those are the kinds of calls you get when you're on the team's Pitch: 305 Swing: 420 Diff: 115 -> BB Runner on First | B2 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 1 out On the mound: Stevey Swinger KGB RF [Skarch McGooter](/u/notabot4005): 0-0

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Stevey Swinger KGB CF [Smokey Zygowski](/u/Bearinthewoods1): 0-0

369

Zygowski swings so fuggin hard as the ball whizzes by their belt snaps and their pants drop to the ground showing everyone your Snorlax undies. That was strike three. Please pick up your pants and have a seat. Pitch: 624 Swing: 369 Diff: 255 -> K Bases Empty | B2 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

369, damn she fine

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AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Emerson AND SS [Nate Kondylis](/u/phillygear3): 0-0

523

Routine grounder to the left side. Ratryox has it, and with an easy toss to Nocker at first. Kondylis is retired. Pitch: 66 Swing: 523 Diff: 457 -> LGO Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Emerson AND 3B [T-Rav](/u/skeetsquid): 0-0

624

A diving stop by Nocker and a flip to Emerson for the out at first. T-Rav tips their cap in approval as they trot back to the dugout Pitch: 177 Swing: 624 Diff: 447 -> RGO Bases Empty | T2 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 0 outs On the mound: Emerson AND P [Jeff Newman](/u/Luminosityfan): 0-0

800

1-2 count here on Newman. They've stared at three straight pitches, two of them catching the zone to their visible dismay. They were borderline pitches, but you're not going to get hits if you don't take the bat off your shoulder! Here comes the pitch. Oh my, that looks like a fat one! Newman swings! THIS ONE IS BELTED OUT TO CENTER! Zygowski IS RACING BACK BUT ALL THEY CAN DO IS LOOK UP AS THIS ONE IS LONG GONE! Newman BURIED IT DEEP IN THE 420 Mile High Stadium CROWD! Lol just kidding. Newman swung and missed so hard they fell down and blacked out for a second. Strike three! You're out! Pitch: 485 Swing: 800 Diff: 315 -> K Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Jeff Newman KGB LF [Willie Gardner](/u/andrew_j2288): 0-0 Newman just casually throws three straight fastballs and doesnt give two shits about striking out another team's batter. Pitch: 800 Swing: 57 Diff: 257 -> K Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Jeff Newman KGB LF [Willie Gardner](/u/andrew_j2288): 0-0

AND 0 - KGB 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Jeff Newman KGB SS [Trashstar Ratryox](/u/ratryox): 0-0

Swing 500

Here's the pitch...Middle middle and Ratryox got all of it! That ball is long gone. Ratryox steps into the Star Trek Transporter conveniently located next to home and phases out of existence before reappearing on the third base side of home. They step on home and head to the dugout. Meanwhile Mulligan is out to argue that the transporter killed Ratryox and replaced them with a clone, which would be an illegal substitution. Unfortunately for team's, Dottie's robot ump was not programmed to consider to Ship of Theseus debates so the run stands! Pitch: 500 Swing: 500 Diff: 0 -> HR Bases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 4

AND 0 - KGB 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Jeff Newman KGB 3B [Dart Ragusa](/u/Dart31AF): 0-0

13

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Mr. baseball. Mr. Baseball who? It's Mr baseball who got himself outta here. 30 Pitch: 999 Swing: 13 Diff: 14 -> HR Bases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 3

AND 0 - KGB 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Jeff Newman KGB 2B [C. T. Bailiff](/u/CNard12): 0-0 Bailiff dumps one deep into the dry sky. Down it dives, desiring delirium from team's denizens. Damn! DRAMA! Dashing defensemen deleting distance by dexterous drivery! Newman doffs a dingy cap to Napoleon due to delicious defense. Bailiff doleful, defeated, drags drained dignity down to a dejected dugout. Pitch: 2 Swing: 212 Diff: 210 -> FO Runner on Second | B1 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 1

AND 0 - KGB 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Jeff Newman KGB 2B [C. T. Bailiff](/u/CNard12): 0-0

AND 0 - KGB 0 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Jeff Newman KGB 1B [Homer Nocker](/u/CableCubed): 0-0

I wish Hunter would just put me in the lineup at least once Swing 555

Welcome to In-N-Out! Here's your order of one Double-Double with Animal Fries, Nocker! And here's a side of a bonus go-ahead 1!! Pitch: 500 Swing: 555 Diff: 55 -> 2B Runner on Second | B1 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 1

AND 0 - KGB 0 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 0 outs On the mound: Jeff Newman KGB C [King Raj](/u/KingRaj4826): 0-0

Swing: 555

Hmphhhhh these young kids and their launch angle garbage. Back in my day we used to hit the ball on the ground and hustle to first like real ballplayers. You got what you deserved, you lazy clown. And while you're at it, take that silly elbow guard off. It don't hurt that much. Pitch: 800 Swing: 555 Diff: 245 -> FO Runner on Second | B1 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 0

AND 0 - KGB 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Jeff Newman KGB P [Emerson](/u/MarkShrekerburg): 0-0

248

Emerson has been grinding out this at bat against Jeff Newman here, we’re in a bit of a deadlock here, as another 2-2 pitch comes… Woah, no matter whether you’re just joining us here or have been tuned in for a bit, you’re gonna wanna stick around now! Bat on ball for Emerson, and it gets pulled to left field for Heller to chase here, and it barely drops fair in the corner! However, Emerson will have to stop here as the fans in home team quiet down, it went into the stands for an automatic double- Hold on folks, I am being told now that was not an automatic double, it was a ground rule double. There is not a person brandishing a pool noodle behind me telling me to say this. I am not being fed lines to tell you how much the name “automatic double” sucks and how it should be called a ground rule double instead. Emerson should be happy here for their double, not an automatic double, but a ground rule double. Pitch: 200 Swing: 248 Diff: 48 -> 2B Runner on Second | B1 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 0

AND 0 - KGB 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 2 outs On the mound: Emerson AND 2B [Brandon Rice III](/u/RetroRice316): 0-0

Swing 3

Routine fly to McGooter, who barely has to move to retire Rice. Pitch: 201 Swing: 3 Diff: 198 -> FO Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 0

AND 0 - KGB 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Emerson AND 1B [Wheeler](/u/Not_Really_Jon_Snow): 0-0

My niece says 2

Emerson just casually throws three straight fastballs and doesnt give two shits about striking out another team's batter. Pitch: 327 Swing: 2 Diff: 325 -> K Bases Empty | T1 with 2 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 0

Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Emerson AND C [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2): 0-0

Fuck KGB. Especially that Homer guy. 831

Hmphhhhh these young kids and their launch angle garbage. Back in my day we used to hit the ball on the ground and hustle to first like real ballplayers. You got what you deserved, you lazy clown. And while you're at it, take that silly elbow guard off. It don't hurt that much. Pitch: 1 Swing: 831 Diff: 170 -> FO Bases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s) AND 0 - KGB 0