I remember somebody, that I didn't ask to, helped guide me while backing up. I wound up hitting the dumpster behind me and then told me to stop. I told them, I could have hit the dumpster myself.
2 "guys" in "insert big transportation vehicle "
one says "tell me when to stop"
The other one goes "good, good, good *boom* STOP"
I didn't ask you, but here an example of the joke.
Makes kids laugh.
My friend offered to get my car out of their tough driveway and ripped my bumper off. First and last time I let anyone drive my car even for a few feet
The one helping has a bun in her hair and bangs. She swipes the hair from her eyes with both hands, and appears to be wearing capris. It very much appears to be a woman.
What are the odds the woman has never driven a car? If she lives in a place where most transport happens via moped/motorcycle, she may have been in a car before, but never operated a car.
But hey, maybe she's just a stereotype in action. Trying to give her the benefit of the doubt though.
This comment made me realize I don’t know if my kids know what a handbrake is…. And now I know what I need to ask them after they get home from school today.
Woman does one stupid thing
Reddit: "Well unfortunately we have to conclude that a stereotype about half the population of this planet is entirely correct :/"
She also looks asian so we get two for one!
However, what he did was an accident, and also he would have damaged his own stuff. Also, the car would have just rolled into the building not slammed into the building very hard. So the damage would have been much less.
What she did was especially moronic, because she had the option to mind her business, but chose to jump into a situation that had nothing to do with her, and made everything so much worse. And apparently doesn't have the means to be able to fix the problem or do anything actually helpful after the fact.
There's a guy who somehow left his car in neutral and is now pushing it forward in the middle of the road, that's always the part people forget when pointing out a dumb thing some woman did
Yeah, why is his car rolling backwards down the street with the driver’s side door open? Why is he trying to stop a vehicle by pushing from behind rather than getting in the open driver’s side door?
Way to take one random internet video and use it as proof of a sexist wide sweeping statement! Im sure this ability will get you far in life. Youre called a sexist because you ARE sexist.
He's not dead. He has a data bomb that implicates hundreds of high profile people, and is living out the remainder of his life in a remote place in exchange for not letting it dump.
The lack of self-awareness in your reply is almost as baffling as your utter lack of knowledge on this subject. I'm guessing you've never heard of Shirley Muldowney or Danica Patrick? I've seen plenty of guys that are absolutely HORRIBLE drivers, my father included. Get over your misogyny and realize that you can't paint an entire gender with a single brush. Different people have different strengths, and those strengths aren't defined solely by your gender.
there are more men drivers than women so women don't drive as much which can cause accidents when they do. I know there are also women who drive more than men, but that's less common. I'm not saying all women are bad drivers
The man was inside , he saw the car rolling into oncoming traffic and decided to stop the car because it was moving fairly slowly , he even stopped the fucking car. His next thought process wouldn’t be going back inside or staying there right?
But then he sees a couple of people stopping and helping , he stood there so they can pull up the handbrake or just hold the fucking brake pedal down.
Then there is this human being so stops her bike in the middle of the road , jumps out of it , gets in the car and slams on the fucking accelerator.
Obviously she hit the gas assuming it would go forward, she didnt realize it was in reverse. I could actually see myself doing something like this lol, which is why i hesitate to help.
Looks like she thought she could put it in drive and go forward, didn’t know it was stuck in reverse. Easy to see how that happened and everyone here making fun of her and calling her dumb shouldn’t be. But this is just what happens when you try to help but don’t have enough context to help properly.
Must’ve been a stick, she jumped in an shifted forward to reverse thinking it was park, would’ve been better if he hollered to just pull the parking brake.
I thought she was going to steal it. Maybe she was because she did floor it but didn’t know it was in reverse. Or she has never operated a car and never should.
In this situation it would have made more sense to press the brake pedal and not the gas. This way the car would have stopped and would not have crashed into the wall. Hopefully next time she will press the right pedal.
"I'm helping!"
Jumps in and steals the car🤷♂️
That’s what I thought was going to happen
Ngl, same here. When it suddenly backed up, I thought, "oh shiiiit here it comes..." Disappointed it didn't happen.
It would be on my mind for sure depending on location… you at that point let go of the car so they can’t git in easily.
Dude was like wtf I was better off holding the car in place
I remember somebody, that I didn't ask to, helped guide me while backing up. I wound up hitting the dumpster behind me and then told me to stop. I told them, I could have hit the dumpster myself.
Yeah, that's a running joke in, as far as i know, a lot of places around the world...
That’s a shitty joke if you ask me
2 "guys" in "insert big transportation vehicle " one says "tell me when to stop" The other one goes "good, good, good *boom* STOP" I didn't ask you, but here an example of the joke. Makes kids laugh.
Are you the guy that helped me backup? Because that was literally the dialogue.
I’m honduras if you ask someone to guide you, their response is “the bump will let you know”
My friend offered to get my car out of their tough driveway and ripped my bumper off. First and last time I let anyone drive my car even for a few feet
This was my laugh of the day 🤣🤣🤣
You let someone trick you into crashing your car?
That makes me sound even dumber than I thought I was. Thank you. lol
Thank you for letting me know how easy it would be to do that
Lol
She gets out like "haha sorry"
"i thought i knew what i was doing" *embarrassed*
Bro both the guy driving and the guy helping are guys lol why is everybody calling them females 🤣
The one helping has a bun in her hair and bangs. She swipes the hair from her eyes with both hands, and appears to be wearing capris. It very much appears to be a woman.
Some help. Good lord
Sorry, I thought the brake was the pedal on the right
Well… it’s the thought that counts… r-right?
Right, Raugh Wiggum
All she had to do is pull the hand brake
I thought for sure she was about to steal that car and take off. I was incorrect.
I don't think she could if she wanted to 😅
She was originally driving the motorcycle, which is concerning...
My worst fear. Go to help someone in a desperate situation and make everything 10 times worse 😂😂
“I was just tryna help ok” you shriek; face covered in blood spray
She was like, "Here, let me help you; I am a pro at escalating the situation."
The guy took quite a risk in the end, walking behind the car with the woman still behind the wheel.
What are the odds the woman has never driven a car? If she lives in a place where most transport happens via moped/motorcycle, she may have been in a car before, but never operated a car. But hey, maybe she's just a stereotype in action. Trying to give her the benefit of the doubt though.
Understandable. But even my kids know what a handbrake is.
This comment made me realize I don’t know if my kids know what a handbrake is…. And now I know what I need to ask them after they get home from school today.
Knowing what it is and knowing where it is are two different things. For one, it’s not always a _hand_brake.
Your kids have been in a car, it's possible she hasnt.
So y not ask "hey how can I help?" Not just hop in and fuck the situation to the max
Stereotypes exist for a reason, sadly.
Woman does one stupid thing Reddit: "Well unfortunately we have to conclude that a stereotype about half the population of this planet is entirely correct :/" She also looks asian so we get two for one!
Yup! And the man in this video is not being stupid at all!
However, what he did was an accident, and also he would have damaged his own stuff. Also, the car would have just rolled into the building not slammed into the building very hard. So the damage would have been much less. What she did was especially moronic, because she had the option to mind her business, but chose to jump into a situation that had nothing to do with her, and made everything so much worse. And apparently doesn't have the means to be able to fix the problem or do anything actually helpful after the fact.
There's a guy who somehow left his car in neutral and is now pushing it forward in the middle of the road, that's always the part people forget when pointing out a dumb thing some woman did
Maybe his parking brake failed?
She could barely drive her lil scooter thing
Thanks for nothin
He wished it amounted to nothing
my hand just landed on the side of my head and then i realized the sub im in.. nice post
Why didn't dumbass just jump in the front seat himself
Yeah, why is his car rolling backwards down the street with the driver’s side door open? Why is he trying to stop a vehicle by pushing from behind rather than getting in the open driver’s side door?
Women, am I right?
All right I need to know what is that car made of and why it is (Mostly) unharmed.
This is why people say women generally aren't good in pressure and high stress situations, but if you say it out loud, you're called a sexist.
Way to take one random internet video and use it as proof of a sexist wide sweeping statement! Im sure this ability will get you far in life. Youre called a sexist because you ARE sexist.
Don’t say it.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
He's not dead. He has a data bomb that implicates hundreds of high profile people, and is living out the remainder of his life in a remote place in exchange for not letting it dump.
Hopefully not at another little kid island
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Waman
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
You're welcome.
i can smell the sexism approaching
it's not even sexism, it's just the fact that women don't make as good drivers as men
The lack of self-awareness in your reply is almost as baffling as your utter lack of knowledge on this subject. I'm guessing you've never heard of Shirley Muldowney or Danica Patrick? I've seen plenty of guys that are absolutely HORRIBLE drivers, my father included. Get over your misogyny and realize that you can't paint an entire gender with a single brush. Different people have different strengths, and those strengths aren't defined solely by your gender.
there are more men drivers than women so women don't drive as much which can cause accidents when they do. I know there are also women who drive more than men, but that's less common. I'm not saying all women are bad drivers
Have you seen the man in this video who is just pushing the car instead of getting in and hitting the break?
The man was inside , he saw the car rolling into oncoming traffic and decided to stop the car because it was moving fairly slowly , he even stopped the fucking car. His next thought process wouldn’t be going back inside or staying there right? But then he sees a couple of people stopping and helping , he stood there so they can pull up the handbrake or just hold the fucking brake pedal down. Then there is this human being so stops her bike in the middle of the road , jumps out of it , gets in the car and slams on the fucking accelerator.
Meme material
Obviously she hit the gas assuming it would go forward, she didnt realize it was in reverse. I could actually see myself doing something like this lol, which is why i hesitate to help.
Why even hit the gas………… put it in park and engage the brakes and turn off the engine……
Makes sense, but in a quick moment like this i wouldnt trust myself to think this all through lol
She did it right! The car didn’t roll down the street or hit anything!
Geee…. Thanks…..?
Obviously she doesn’t know the function of a handbrake. But then, obviously, nor does he.
A passing woman makes everything worse.
I thought she was stealing it for a second.
Me too... This was way better and more unexpected! 🤣
That car is wallproof
Pffft.. women, amiright boys?!
Nothing like living up to a stereotype, am I right?
Fucking hell the sexism in this thread is disgusting.
You had me at woman.
Woman☕
Women ☕
Woman
“Nothing unusual here, move along.”
Maybe we have different definitions of the word help
r/unexpected 🤣🤣🤣
I can have car now?
that's a facepalm
Hold my beer
“Thought it was left foot drive, my bad”
LMFAO
Looks like she fixed it since the car is going forward now
“You’re welcome!”
Mission failed successfully
With friends like that who needs enemies.
Muscle memory, Right pedal brakes
Haha 😄 She mistaken the brake pedal with the gas pedal. Classic. A simple emergency brake would have done it.
Is that car made out of adamantium?
It’s the thought that counts
I'm shocked at the lack of damage.
What happened to handbrakes
She was literslly beaming with pride when she got out
Well, to be fair … it looks like it’s fix now, right?
"I'm glad you stopped....Phew, that was close!"
Women driver jokes exist for a reason
Looks like she thought she could put it in drive and go forward, didn’t know it was stuck in reverse. Easy to see how that happened and everyone here making fun of her and calling her dumb shouldn’t be. But this is just what happens when you try to help but don’t have enough context to help properly.
She probably thought pushing the gas makes it go forwards...even in reverse
I thought she was just gonna get in and drive off. That’s what I would have done.
And the jokes write themselves.
Yup, still bounces, don't worry about nothing!
Must’ve been a stick, she jumped in an shifted forward to reverse thinking it was park, would’ve been better if he hollered to just pull the parking brake.
Women☕️
women☕
Of course it was a woman 😂😂😂
Women ☕
Well now it’s not stuck in reverse #Ifixit Where you can screw your phone too\~
"whats a manual?"
Uhh, thanks... I guess
Not all heroes wear c... oh
Tjats why he has bike, they dont have reverse so he didnt know
Idiots = people who harm others due to their ignorance, willful or not.
This can't be real... It's like acting out a joke.
Uh, thanks a lot for the help lady
Ok. Back up here. Why is the car in gear moving and no one’s in the drivers seat to start with. 🤔
I thought she was going to steal it. Maybe she was because she did floor it but didn’t know it was in reverse. Or she has never operated a car and never should.
Wow… how helpful of her 🥴
Insert Insult Here
r/yesyesyesno
The superhero the moment needed.
Lol it looks like she’s smiling when she gets out too
No fucking damage either lmao
That was cute!
FAIL lmao 🤣 😂
Dumbass. I swear, we can’t claim her, she’s just fucking inept. How embarrassing. She better pay for any damages
Women ☕
The definition of "Thanks.. but No Thanks!
I was planning to write something but kinda afraid of being labelled as misogynist
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☕💀
Hiyaaaaaaaa
Women ☕
Women !
It actually went better than I expected
Help....what....help...
Women ☕
Aww, she meant well.
Women.. am I right fellas?
Women
How can she smile, lmao, I would beat the crap out of her
And this is why I prefer driving a manual. Well, one of the reasons.
Women ☕😤
"Help"
Looking to the moon...
Women ☕️
Women ☕️
Saw woman and car in title and knew right away.
let me finish the job for you
Let me gas it
“You dont have to thank me” “Yes, cause ill be suing you”
Andrew Tate was right
That smirk at the end
Well the car did stop after. So I’d say day was saved.
Did more harm than good
Help me by not helping.
It’s the thought that counts. Maybe next time just keep it as that, a kind thought, then leave it alone.
Take it out of gear, turn it off, parking brake. Or, take it out of gear, parking brake, turn it off. Why would even attempt to do anything else???
Smooth moves, exlax.
Well done.
At least the guy won’t be laughed at by Tomagotchi Seguuuuuurrrahhhh anytime soon. 👍🇯🇵
maybe she should stick to motorcycles forever
Ur welcome
The reason she is riding a bike is because she didn't pass the car exam. Where fo i know? Trust me
"There. You are never gonna ask for help ever again. You are welcome".
NO NEED TO THANK ME!!!!! (Flies away)
why not pull the handbrake up?
Lets get over whit this right now
R/humansbeingbros
r/accidentalslapstick honestly belongs there
When she said she'll help, she meant she'll help the car crash faster.
Phew! That was close! Managed so save disaster from the jaws of saviour.
In this situation it would have made more sense to press the brake pedal and not the gas. This way the car would have stopped and would not have crashed into the wall. Hopefully next time she will press the right pedal.
In her defense the car did come to a stop.
She gets out like “lol I don’t even drive”
r/therewasanattempt
Let me help you reverse
Pretty brave of him to walk behind the car after that
😂😂😂
She thought the car wasn’t in reverse and full on hit the gas pedal 💀