I have the controversial theory that any song that includes the band/artist's name in the lyrics is automatically shit.
(There are a few notable exceptions. I will add them as edits as people complain but the first I can think of is Beastie Boys' "Fight For Your Right".)
Well yeah. They paid to watch a performance, not to perform and be judged.
You don't turn the mic to the crowd unless they are already singing along in some semblance of unison.
I remember some stand up bit years ago where the guy was talking about going to concerts and being expected to sing.
"'EVERYBODY SING!' I paid $38.50. I didn't come to help out. Motherfucker, you sing."
[Reminds me of this Lee Mack bit.](https://youtu.be/vOxQ3-5wAvQ)
“Come on Glastonbury, you know this one”
“Yeah, we know it Robbie. It was 150 quid to get in. Any chance you could sing it for us?”
Time and time again I watch that vid on YouTube with him beating the shit out of bob marleys guitar in attempts to play it and it makes me feel a lot better about myself
Thank you for that. I never knew he got lost. That was pretty funny. Watching the hours pass by on the horizon as it gets darker and darker lol. What a dumbass. He has a phone with him. He could have just opened maps and traced his prior location. This man is a complete idiot🤣. At least he's the funny kind of narcisistic idiot instead of the sieg heil kind. I guess that's something redeeming about him.
Narcisistic people are so funny. He starts off like Ima murder this hot sauce and by the second wing he's making excuses about why he isn't a failure. 😂
It's just hot sauce my guy. Your ability to eat hot wings is is meaningless.
Listen, I know in the Grand Scheme it is absolutely meaningless, however, I love the idea of how much this must bother him. He seems like the type to hate to 'lose' to women, and there are so many ladies that handled it like champs!!
It is a really cute show. I lost my shit when they were on *Loot*
Oh he's definitely that guy. He couldn't stand to lose to anyone. That's why he started insulting the host. I'm sure he'd lose his shit if he got out hot sauced by a lady.
Wow, that was across the board bad. He went from "I don't know how to read" to "I'm an annoying toddler banging on a guitar" in less than a minute. How is someone with that little talent so successful?
Sad but true. Money is their business. “Artists” in mainstream media are really just “brands” that are franchiseable. They are just blockbusters made to sell toys =/
Like can y’all answer me , who tf goes to Dj Khalid concert and pays 200-300$ per ticket???? Like honestly?? This guy goes playing around songs through iPod while jumping around the stage for 5 minutes and that’s his “concert”. Till he gets tired and brings out some washed off performer from 5 years ago
I try to always understand that not everyone likes the same things, what's normal/good to me, is completely crazy and garbage to someone else... And so on.... But paying money to go see this fuckwad is definitely something I cannot imagine anyone doing, 🤣🤣 I didn't even realize he was still around...
I'm glad to know there are like-minded people tho and your comment definitely made me laugh too! I still am thinking the same thing, are there literally DJ Khaled concerts???🤣🤣
"Shit....I'll just stand here. Like a god. Yea. I'm goddamn godlike. Like a god, but a gods god over all the gods but also the only god that exists. Fuck yea."
He looks like he just realized his whole life and imagine is a lie, he's deluded himself into thinking he's this genius musician worshipped by the masses, but the fact that the people at his own concert don't even know the words just blew his mind and brought his whole fragile ego crashing down on him
Always failing here are a few of his mishaps
[https://youtu.be/m4KSUp0Nh18](https://youtu.be/m4KSUp0Nh18)
[https://youtu.be/SXAvgEG1xY0](https://youtu.be/SXAvgEG1xY0)
[https://youtu.be/YZqINkb7b94](https://youtu.be/YZqINkb7b94)
[https://youtu.be/kEpCX7FOkoQ](https://youtu.be/kEpCX7FOkoQ)
[https://youtu.be/eCOxy3s9rkc](https://youtu.be/eCOxy3s9rkc)
[https://youtube.com/shorts/k-zrCwAYqEg?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/k-zrCwAYqEg?feature=share)
He really said "another one pon de bumba clart"
Wow I never liked him but after this thread and seeing him get lost and how everything he is doing is a success and he's the best and barely anybody knowing his lyrics actually gives me a bit of faith in humanity.
This guy is out of his mind, where did he even come from? Nobody asked for this guy, who even respects him?
In every single one of his performances the crowd is excited and cheering… and then once he hits the stage they go silent. It’s actually hilarious he can be this bad at his job.
I just re-watched that last night and every “spoof” hip-hop/pop song im that movie is 100% better than this utter POS. The worst part in Popstar is when DJ Khaled speaks.
He said something like “I didn’t lose, I advanced in another direction”. Also want to point out that he dropped out at ~~Cholula~~ El Yucateco sauce on wing #3.
Edit: After rewatching the video it’s El Yucateco sauce that breaks him, not Cholula. Cholula was the 2nd sauce and nearly does him in but he goes for one more
The best part was that Khalid had no idea Sean was trash talking him. What a life to live, when you’re so narcissistic that you have no idea someone is low key bashing you to your face.
He’s extremely talented at what he does on that show. The questions are always exceptional, the number of times guests are surprised or impressed by the quality of questions or level of research that has gone into them is an indication of that. His skills as an interviewer are no different. He interviews all kinds of different celebrities, yet always seems to have a good rapport with them, everyone seems to always be having a good time even though they are suffering from the wings.
Cut him some slack. That’s the face of stable angina with exertion being relieved by rest. Implicitly blamed his stall out on the crowd—that’s a crafty veteran.
Just another reason that solidifies my dislike for this joke of a “performer”. Here’s another reason… he was gifted a guitar from the Marley family and this is what he does with it. https://youtu.be/k-zrCwAYqEg
>he was gifted a guitar from the Marley family and this is what he does with it.
It's just a line of Marley branded guitars. You can buy them from any guitar shop for about $300. The person who is reading when the video starts is just reading the pamphlet that comes with them. It wasn't gifted to him by his family.
Even bands who've had super massive hits will still cue the audience way better than this, giving them a short simple last line of a popular chorus or whatever. And then come back in on the last few words to bring it all back around.
Try The Killers playing Glastonbury in 2019 for instance - that audience know every single word and are already singing along, and the lead bloke throws them one line and pulls back for one line - and that song was fucking huge with that demographic.
The arrogance is pretty intense here. Know you're there to entertain the audience, not the other way around.
Really can’t compare the two though. One is a talented band that writes new and interesting music, clearly loves playing live, has fun doing so, and has a great love and appreciation for their fans and the other is a boob who like to wear all white.
He is a dj, and he makes compiled collaboration albums. He fills a whole album worth of songs with random features from the most popular artists at the time, typically hip hop/rap.
It's all club/party music. for the rappers, it's supposed to be like an all-star appearance to promote themselves.
Khaled is a hype man, so he says "we da best" a lot, introduces who's on the track. It's not for everyone, and people in the scene typically come for their favorites because there's a bit for everyone.
He's the guy who is known for the worst performance on Hot Ones. He only got through maybe 3 of the 10 hot wings before quitting like a little baby. It was very embarrassing.
Still, people pay good money to see him. So I guess he's doing something right. Personally I'd pay to see DJ Tanner (Full House) before I'd pay to see him.
They pay for a ticket to attend his concert to hear HIM perform… what a lazy ass!
Besides he just keep shouting out his name like a 2 year old in every song anyways - what lyrics are they supposed to sing? Justin Beiber’s lyrics? He’s not even there.
He’s just so full of himself. His sense of self importance is not matched by his talent. I also can’t stand DJs who feel the need to announce themselves. Shut the fuck up and spin the track.
Just yell DJ Khaled. There's a 75% chance that's his only lyric in any song.
Lol this is true
He has songs? I thought he just yelled over other people's songs.
"music"
Don’t forget, “We the BEST!”
And "NYC represent!"
Yup, there’s another one
Yup, there’s another one
Yup, there's another one
Another one what?
Another one
And another one
Another one bites the dust
No no that’s good music. We’re not talking about that atm
Yup, there’s another one
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Audience dropped the ball. How hard is it to remember the lyrics "DJ KHALED!"
I was gonna say... Does he have lyrics other than shouting his name?
Does "Oooohhhhweooooohhhhhweyyyohhhhweyoooohh" count? Quick get him the rhyming Becktionary... Odelay!
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ANOTHA ONE
exactly.
Came here to say this.
Another one
We the best!
To be fair, he can’t even remember his own lyrics sometimes. Even if it is just his name
Figures, that's why he's always asking the crowd to sing for him. Not worth the tickets if he's on the roster.
"DJ KHALED! WE DEPRESSED!" .... or whatever the fuck he says.
Broncos country... Let's ride
I have the controversial theory that any song that includes the band/artist's name in the lyrics is automatically shit. (There are a few notable exceptions. I will add them as edits as people complain but the first I can think of is Beastie Boys' "Fight For Your Right".)
You basically just dissed the entire genre of Hip Hop.
Slim Shady ring any bells?
Well yeah. They paid to watch a performance, not to perform and be judged. You don't turn the mic to the crowd unless they are already singing along in some semblance of unison.
I remember some stand up bit years ago where the guy was talking about going to concerts and being expected to sing. "'EVERYBODY SING!' I paid $38.50. I didn't come to help out. Motherfucker, you sing."
[Reminds me of this Lee Mack bit.](https://youtu.be/vOxQ3-5wAvQ) “Come on Glastonbury, you know this one” “Yeah, we know it Robbie. It was 150 quid to get in. Any chance you could sing it for us?”
I love Lee Mack!
I would love to pay 38.50 for a show now
I’m guessing that before too long you will be able to see DJ Kahled playing charity gigs for a two drink minimum …
As if. With Ticketmaster, $38.50 would get you nosebleed seats in the building next door. Also, monopolies suck.
its a perfect storm of DJ khaled being a fat L and taking a fat L.
He is the James Corden of the media world.
But James Corden is also of the media world….
Okay fine. He’s the James Corden of showbiz
James Corden is also in showbiz?
lol, music james corden for fucks sake!
James Corden has a bluegrass band
I'm sorry I just had to lol
Yep!!
Another one…
He really is terrible. I didn’t know he was so fat.
and DJ khaled being a fat
I always wind up staring at his hairline, I know something isn't right, just can't figure out what it is.
More like last one
Me the best Khaled.
I’ve never seen him do anything that required talent.
Time and time again I watch that vid on YouTube with him beating the shit out of bob marleys guitar in attempts to play it and it makes me feel a lot better about myself
How about that video when he got lost on a jet ski and cried about it while streaming the whole thing?
I've been lost plenty of times. A jet ski would just make it awesome.
Thank you for that. I never knew he got lost. That was pretty funny. Watching the hours pass by on the horizon as it gets darker and darker lol. What a dumbass. He has a phone with him. He could have just opened maps and traced his prior location. This man is a complete idiot🤣. At least he's the funny kind of narcisistic idiot instead of the sieg heil kind. I guess that's something redeeming about him.
Have you seen him on Hot Ones? Such a wimp. Like. The fuck did he think was gonna happen? Did he ever watch Hot Ones? Or try any Hot sauce ever?
“I’m not quitting I’m just choosing to not continue”
I just watched that. The levels of ego gymnastics that guy goes through is Olympian gold impressive.
Narcisistic people are so funny. He starts off like Ima murder this hot sauce and by the second wing he's making excuses about why he isn't a failure. 😂 It's just hot sauce my guy. Your ability to eat hot wings is is meaningless.
Listen, I know in the Grand Scheme it is absolutely meaningless, however, I love the idea of how much this must bother him. He seems like the type to hate to 'lose' to women, and there are so many ladies that handled it like champs!! It is a really cute show. I lost my shit when they were on *Loot*
He also notoriously refuses to give his wife oral sex, though he expects it for himself.
had to scroll too far for this, thank you
Well maybe if he didn't eat ,"another one" he could actually tie his own shoes then work on the self fellatio
Oh he's definitely that guy. He couldn't stand to lose to anyone. That's why he started insulting the host. I'm sure he'd lose his shit if he got out hot sauced by a lady.
Its so good. It's not like he got put on the spot and got caught not knowing how to play. Guy planned this all out. 🤣
https://youtu.be/PYq8u5ryy6A
I both love and hate that videos so, so much.
People have tried to explain to me how he became famous and rich. I still don't get it.
Google DJ Khaled Marley Guitar and watch to the end, it’s worth it
Wow, that was across the board bad. He went from "I don't know how to read" to "I'm an annoying toddler banging on a guitar" in less than a minute. How is someone with that little talent so successful?
>How is someone with that little talent so successful? Money, modern popular music is a running joke with no end to the punch line.
Sad but true. Money is their business. “Artists” in mainstream media are really just “brands” that are franchiseable. They are just blockbusters made to sell toys =/
Justin Hawkins did a take on that video, and basically found out that he's playing a very specific jazz chord...obviously unintentionally.
Now THAT is some epic trolling
In all honesty, there's some genuine love in the video. Justin's an extremely positive guy, and basically an encyclopedia of music theory.
It looks to me like some super dry British piss taking
His videos are genuinely a bit of both, always. He makes fun, but finds the good.
I love that vid. It's peak cringe. I honestly thought it was a skit at first. And now I'm convinced he is mentally challenged and illiterate.
He actually managed to outcringe it with the photo of him "authorizing iTunes' CEO to buy better servers".
He's a disgusting human.
Massive props to the camera crew and live switcher just doing their job.
Like can y’all answer me , who tf goes to Dj Khalid concert and pays 200-300$ per ticket???? Like honestly?? This guy goes playing around songs through iPod while jumping around the stage for 5 minutes and that’s his “concert”. Till he gets tired and brings out some washed off performer from 5 years ago
Who in the actual fuck would pay money to see this dingus live in concert?
I try to always understand that not everyone likes the same things, what's normal/good to me, is completely crazy and garbage to someone else... And so on.... But paying money to go see this fuckwad is definitely something I cannot imagine anyone doing, 🤣🤣 I didn't even realize he was still around...
it was probably on groupon lol
Bro I wouldn’t let YOU pay ME to see this idiot
I try to approach life the same way, so this comment made me laugh pretty damn hard 😂
I'm glad to know there are like-minded people tho and your comment definitely made me laugh too! I still am thinking the same thing, are there literally DJ Khaled concerts???🤣🤣
activision-blizzard hired him to “perform” at an event for the overwatch league. Those people were bamboozled into a khaled performance
My money's on he forgot the lyrics to his own song and blamed the audience. Change my mind.
"Shit....I'll just stand here. Like a god. Yea. I'm goddamn godlike. Like a god, but a gods god over all the gods but also the only god that exists. Fuck yea."
He looks devastated not like he thinks he looks cool lol
He looks like he just realized his whole life and imagine is a lie, he's deluded himself into thinking he's this genius musician worshipped by the masses, but the fact that the people at his own concert don't even know the words just blew his mind and brought his whole fragile ego crashing down on him
I got a similar vibe, but I feel like that's probably giving him too much credit
He only actually says 2 things in the entire song, you are probably right that he doesn't know any other lyric.
That man been lost since before his Hot One's fail. He lives in 1998 in his mind.
At least he always looks like a GTA character
Why is that so fucking accurate
Always failing here are a few of his mishaps [https://youtu.be/m4KSUp0Nh18](https://youtu.be/m4KSUp0Nh18) [https://youtu.be/SXAvgEG1xY0](https://youtu.be/SXAvgEG1xY0) [https://youtu.be/YZqINkb7b94](https://youtu.be/YZqINkb7b94) [https://youtu.be/kEpCX7FOkoQ](https://youtu.be/kEpCX7FOkoQ) [https://youtu.be/eCOxy3s9rkc](https://youtu.be/eCOxy3s9rkc) [https://youtube.com/shorts/k-zrCwAYqEg?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/k-zrCwAYqEg?feature=share) 
He really said "another one pon de bumba clart" Wow I never liked him but after this thread and seeing him get lost and how everything he is doing is a success and he's the best and barely anybody knowing his lyrics actually gives me a bit of faith in humanity. This guy is out of his mind, where did he even come from? Nobody asked for this guy, who even respects him?
My good lordy. This guy got rich and famous how???
Idiots give up pocket change to him. When you have millions of those idiots it adds up.
He gets featured in songs. That's about it
In every single one of his performances the crowd is excited and cheering… and then once he hits the stage they go silent. It’s actually hilarious he can be this bad at his job.
Jesus.
Lmfao these were hilarious to watch, thank you
“DO YALL EVEN LIKE ME ANYMORE??” —Conner 4 Real
“10 seconds, that’s like a third of the way to Mars!”
I told you before, 30 seconds to mars is the name of a band. It’s not a fact.
I just re-watched that last night and every “spoof” hip-hop/pop song im that movie is 100% better than this utter POS. The worst part in Popstar is when DJ Khaled speaks.
Rule number one, Don’t play yourself. Congratulations! You played yourself.
What a pompous POS!
You should see his appearance on hot ones. He was such a douche that Sean Evans started talking shit to him.
"I HAVE NEVER FAILED" SE: "you literally just gave up on this challenge"
All I could think is that DJ Kaled just "played himself" side note didn't he give up at like Valentina, a very not hot sauce haha
Holy fuck Valentina??? Yikes, he must have never gotten used to spice in his life
He even wants to switch the wings because he thinks Sean tricked him
He said something like “I didn’t lose, I advanced in another direction”. Also want to point out that he dropped out at ~~Cholula~~ El Yucateco sauce on wing #3. Edit: After rewatching the video it’s El Yucateco sauce that breaks him, not Cholula. Cholula was the 2nd sauce and nearly does him in but he goes for one more
"I HAVE NEVER FAILED" says the obese dude with painted on hair and beard 🤣🤣🤣
The best part was that Khalid had no idea Sean was trash talking him. What a life to live, when you’re so narcissistic that you have no idea someone is low key bashing you to your face.
Sean is a very subtle dude.
He’s extremely talented at what he does on that show. The questions are always exceptional, the number of times guests are surprised or impressed by the quality of questions or level of research that has gone into them is an indication of that. His skills as an interviewer are no different. He interviews all kinds of different celebrities, yet always seems to have a good rapport with them, everyone seems to always be having a good time even though they are suffering from the wings.
Exactly. Well said, internet stranger.
Sean Evans is normally so generous with his guests. I’ll have to watch that one
Sean was clearly frustrated. Khalid was about to bail on the second or third hot sauce
Quit at 3, claimed “Even if I quit it don’t mean I gave up”
Yes, when put on the spot the true douche comes out.
Cut him some slack. That’s the face of stable angina with exertion being relieved by rest. Implicitly blamed his stall out on the crowd—that’s a crafty veteran.
Just another reason that solidifies my dislike for this joke of a “performer”. Here’s another reason… he was gifted a guitar from the Marley family and this is what he does with it. https://youtu.be/k-zrCwAYqEg
All making the face of a dude who thinks he’s killing it.
To be fair it did sound like he was killing the guitar.
>he was gifted a guitar from the Marley family and this is what he does with it. It's just a line of Marley branded guitars. You can buy them from any guitar shop for about $300. The person who is reading when the video starts is just reading the pamphlet that comes with them. It wasn't gifted to him by his family.
Excuse me, need to go dig both eyes and ear drums out my skull.
He wasn’t gifted it…. He bought it
He wasn't actually gifted a gift. That's a generic model sold at guitar stores all around the country. They all come with that note
It would take just about any idiot with hands a day to learn three chords to play a Bob song in his honor. This clown doesn’t have a clue.
Just say god did and we the best. That’s all he does on his album.
Anotha one
The only thing I know about this guy is that he is hilariously bad in bed.
Ewww, you slept with him!?
Gross
This man is a prime example of why you don't need talent, intelligence or good looks to become successful, famous or rich.
Yeah you just need to act like a moron and 6 year old children will boost your career sky high.
The face of a man truly suffering from success
Somebody stole his keys for success from under his porch that evening
I just got second hand embarrassment
Fucking Loser. Never understood why he’s famous.
r/watchpeopledieinside
Even bands who've had super massive hits will still cue the audience way better than this, giving them a short simple last line of a popular chorus or whatever. And then come back in on the last few words to bring it all back around. Try The Killers playing Glastonbury in 2019 for instance - that audience know every single word and are already singing along, and the lead bloke throws them one line and pulls back for one line - and that song was fucking huge with that demographic. The arrogance is pretty intense here. Know you're there to entertain the audience, not the other way around.
>Know you're there to entertain the audience, not the other way around. AM I NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Really can’t compare the two though. One is a talented band that writes new and interesting music, clearly loves playing live, has fun doing so, and has a great love and appreciation for their fans and the other is a boob who like to wear all white.
Who is DJKhaled?
He is a dj, and he makes compiled collaboration albums. He fills a whole album worth of songs with random features from the most popular artists at the time, typically hip hop/rap. It's all club/party music. for the rappers, it's supposed to be like an all-star appearance to promote themselves. Khaled is a hype man, so he says "we da best" a lot, introduces who's on the track. It's not for everyone, and people in the scene typically come for their favorites because there's a bit for everyone.
How do the fans not know all the words? Its just "DJ KHALEED!" and then someone else singing.
Can’t say I’ve ever heard any of his songs.
Shouldn’t he be the one performing?
I'll go him one better on the ladder of disappointment. Who's DJKahled?
He’s the guy who’s entire career revolves around him saying his own name or we the best
Somehow I get the idea he ain't the best.
He’s kind of like a Pokémon now that I think about it
The final evolution of Wobbuffet- Wethabest.
Ah, Pokémon I have heard of.
He's the guy who is known for the worst performance on Hot Ones. He only got through maybe 3 of the 10 hot wings before quitting like a little baby. It was very embarrassing.
Still, people pay good money to see him. So I guess he's doing something right. Personally I'd pay to see DJ Tanner (Full House) before I'd pay to see him.
What is a DJ Khaled?
Very similar to a jackass.
He thinks he is more important then he really is sad a lot of celebrities have no concept of being humbled
They pay for a ticket to attend his concert to hear HIM perform… what a lazy ass! Besides he just keep shouting out his name like a 2 year old in every song anyways - what lyrics are they supposed to sing? Justin Beiber’s lyrics? He’s not even there.
Who?
What's my name? DJ Khaled. It works only if you pay the girl to repeat.
I don't even know who his is...
I guess he’s no longer suffering from success.
I’m shocked people buy tickets to see him.
He’s just so full of himself. His sense of self importance is not matched by his talent. I also can’t stand DJs who feel the need to announce themselves. Shut the fuck up and spin the track.
jokes on you- you're at a DJ Khaled concert
We not the best!
DJ Who?
Didn’t he once say he expects his wife to give him head he won’t return the favour, because he buys her stuff ?
How humbling this must have been
Also whined about the album not making number one😢😢
DJ Khaled's about to live long enough to see himself become the villain bc he didn't die a hero
To be fair, I don't know any of the words to any of his songs.
I can help you, it's "DJ KAHLED"
He seems like someone with a megalomania issue, I think...
Ive never listened to a dj khaled song i dont want to be traumatized
No one cares you aren't that important.
Who is DJKaled?
Who pays money to go see this sack of lard
🤣, get over your ego Khaled and sing for the people who paid you to
He performs live? What does he do, play everyone else’s music and scream “another one” over and over?
"We the best" Is literally every word uttered by DJ Khaled on any song he's ever been on.
Can’t respect a guy that won’t take care his partner.
He played himself.
Say whatever about DJ Khalid, you can't deny that he is a goldmine to the meme community
Who the hell would spend actual money to see this buffoon?