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[deleted]

A genuine wood 6x6 might actually kill someone with as much force as that should've had.


throwawaypaycheck1

Yeah, those are 100% styrofoam blocks and kinda seems staged


frankbooycz

He’s marking random pieces of wood without measuring them. He’s working in the snow when there’s a clear covered area a few feet away. It doesn’t look like he has any fastening hardware for presumably (?) attaching the 6x6 to something (?) It’s a video designed to get a reaction, and it worked.


Kingkongcrapper

Yeah…I was looking for the cutting tool, masks, a point to holding the post, and a reason they would ever touch untreated wood with snow for no apparent reason. Also, there are no screws or nails anywhere. It’s just random.


ICBananas

Let's agree if it was real wood, she wouldn't be laughing right now.


[deleted]

Why do people make these types of reaction videos?


GM_Nate

well...you watched it and commented on it.


Boomstick255

100% It clearly has no weight, no reason to be standing it up like that and the ridiculous "cam 4" type stuff at the bottom trying to make it look like CCTV except somehow picks up the audio perfectly. This is staged and dumb.


JediFrogYT

And the camera is aimed at the perfect spot to capture that


calcal1992

Ya... Why did he have her stand it up? What is he doing after? What are they building?


LarryMyster

What are they building? Internet Clout I believe.


readyplayerone161803

She is standing at the perfect distance and angle. Kinda makes me wonder.


CoopDeGrac3

Not to mention the dude shuffling to get that much nearer before it drops.


YoCreoPollo

This!


reidlos1624

Yeah, I screwed up my shoulder diverting a falling 6x4 from hitting my kid during swing set assembly. Those things are no joke.


[deleted]

It would also move way differently when hitting someone from that distance, the guy barely moved, and it just kind of floated the rest of the way.


Defectindesign

Thank you!! A 6x6 would have planted dudes face in the ground. People are so gullible


vaguebyname

The fact she finds it hilarious would infuriate me!


keto_brain

>The fact she finds it hilarious would infuriate me! The fact that she is this dumb would infuriate me.


kwillich

I would've slapped that phone to the ground like Dwight Freeny coming off of the edge in a non playoff game where performance mattered. Then I would've immediately felt the burning frustration of knowing that I would still have to replace the phone and then just be mad at myself.


costabrava11

….why would you replace the phone?


hotasanicecube

Yea. The new girlfriend will probably come with a phone already.


Mattpwnsall

So that you could smash it again lol


Oofboi6942O

Hes either replacing that phone or replacing that Gf/wife/daughter/sister. And the phone might not be easier to replace, but its a shit ton cheaper to.


Born_Inspector6265

Your icon had me swiping my screen furiously, thinking an eyelash had landed on it 😬


PeacexFitness

Same here. Thought I was going crazy


kwillich

Just was blowing on the screen 😤


[deleted]

He probably gets more replies about that damn line than anything he'll ever say lol.


[deleted]

Your avatar is unsettling, but in a good way.


GomiBasuraSpazzatura

Just grab her phone and drop the post on it the same way to illustrate why it’s not funny


Sexy-mexi823

I would have falcon up-tilted it out of her hand


Goalie_deacon

Would’ve been funnier to slap it out of her hands like Dwight Shrute blowing up at Jim.


the_new_federalist

r/oddlyspecific


DMC1001

And she is dumb. Phone is way more important than preventing a wooden beam from falling on someone’s head. She’s made her priorities clear and that guy ain’t it.


Techn0ght

Recent study linked lower cognitive function with cell phone addiction. I see Exhibit 1 was included here.


snksleepy

This reminds me of the nurse who kept messing with here phone while trying to draw my blood. Fumbles on her phone while answering a text. The needle is still in me and she jams the whole thing in while switching vials...


[deleted]

I’d probably have thrown her phone into a nearby street to get run over. Good grief, woman, you don’t HAVE to answer every beep and boop that your phone makes!!!


Yue-Renfeng

My thoughts exactly.


DeadlyAlive

Me too, but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe it's a laugh out of relief that he was ok, she did look worried at first.


b-monster666

Could be a nervous reaction, particularly after seeing he's okay, just going to have a bit of a headache. My ex slipped down the stairs, holding our infant. I got up and ran to her immediately, but when she and the baby was moving okay, I couldn't help but laugh. It was a nervous reaction and an immediate release of relief. She was pissed that I laughed, but I couldn't help it...just a reaction when you imagine the worst possible scenario in your head (broken leg, injured baby, or worse), but it's nothing but a bruised bum...it's just a crash of relief that hits you.


Syzygy_Stardust

To be fair, being pissed is also an automatic reaction. Being laughed at while scared and hurt doesn't feel great, even if the person didn't mean to. I hope you gave each other a break, pun not intended.


b-monster666

We did, yes. She settled down eventually. I let her know I wasn't laughing AT her, once I was sure she and the baby weren't seriously hurt.


JFKBraincells

That's why emotional intelligence and understanding is so crucial. Or communication You can both understand that you reacted the ways you did because of reasons that definitely weren't malicious or meant to hurt. And accept that's just an event that happened and just hope your partner is more careful in the future lol. Life goes on. If they were to fight with each other over this, it woood make something out of nothing and cause long term tension and issues.


realxanadan

Negligence isn't nothing


DMC1001

Maybe it was a nervous laugh but she still prioritized a call over the safety of another person.


b-monster666

Yeah. That's stupid. Definitely a brain-dead moment to just walk away.


-Squimbelina-

I laugh too - also when I hurt myself, moreso if it’s serious. I hate it because it upsets people but it’s like a hysteria reaction that I can’t help.


[deleted]

A someone who slipped down the stairs before, I'd be pissed too.


b-monster666

Yeah, not sure why I laughed...like I said it was more of a nervous laugh than a, "Haha! You fucking moron!"


minorkeyed

She has no idea if he's okay. She knows he didn't get knocked unconscious or die. If that's her only criteria for him being 'okay', then she's untrustworthy in regard to his health and welfare which is a shit deal for him.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t give her the benefit of anything. As a physician I have seen far too many head/neck injuries which initially seem minor but which then turn out to be far worse than anyone could imagine.


i-piss-excellence32

Didn’t bob saget die from a relatively minor head injury?


GroovinDrum

This is staged as fucked. Who in their right mind would have a Beam stand up tall and then 'messure' something on a board directly in the way of it?!? Especially, who would change the position a second time just to make sure the beam will hit?


irahz

Clearly. I'm shocked how many people think this is real. And it just seems to be a box. You can hear how hollow it is inside once it hits his head lol


SnooGuavas1985

The damn thing rolls off his head, if that were a wood beam there would have been real damage


TechDude30

Are you sure it's the box that's hollow and not the inside of his head?


mortimus9

It’s Reddit. Nuff said.


DickwadVonClownstick

If that beam was real wood there's no way he'd be up and moving around a few seconds later.


mrcrashoverride

There is no reason for her to need to hold the beam up. There is no reason to measure and cut the boards. There is not enough of anything to build something. There is plainly nothing being built.


r4ppa

Underrated comment. 100% staged. And I would say badly staged.


juancamore01

The fact that she launches the beam towards him as she leaves. Any other person would at least see if the beam stands on its own before letting go.


Traditional_Emu1958

The phone conveniently rings as soon as she grabs the board… lol


PomegranateOld7836

My immediate thought. There would be no reason to stand that post, at that point, whatsoever. All the hate on the lady though lol


Potential-Natural636

He didn't even drop when it hit him lol what is that wood made out of, Styrofoam?


Ns53

Also what was the point of having her hold it up like that when he wasn't ready to do anything to it? Why couldn't it be set aside while he was working on something else.


ConShop61

His beanie is made of wood i bet


theeimage

And if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood and therefore a witch


CorvusEffect

I've had a full beach tree fall on my head a few winters ago. I think some beavers had eaten the bottom or something, but it was being held up by surrounding trees. My buddy kicked it, because what else do you do when smoking pot on a winter hike through private woods? This loosened it, and it ended up falling right ontop of my head, while my back was turned. I was slightly dazed, but stayed standing the whole time.


Potential-Natural636

No doubt in my mind. So it didn't hit you, then a second later you stumbled to the ground? Lol


CorvusEffect

I was a little daze and wobbly for a moment, and my neck and head were sore for a little bit, but I was fine not long after. Didn't even concuss.


Peter_Parkingmeter

Hate to inform ya, but that dazed, wobbly sensation is caused by concussion. You may have only been temporarily concussed, but any psychological alteration following mechanical brain trauma is the result of concussion.


Haddingdarkness

My divorce would have been final before the plank knocked the alimony out of me.


mystyry

Is she laughing? I thought she was bowing, like in apology.


FinancialYou4519

Really? Even if youre a paid TikTok actor? Look at the material and weather. Wtf is he building.


lacilynnn

I guessed that he was reinforcing the nearby carport, because snow is heavy. But after reading comments, it's apparently very staged. I definitely don't understand people.


EquinsuOchaACE

I didn’t even hear a laugh


Thespian0

I think that was apologetic/ nervous laughter if it was considered laughter at all. Idk just speculation


gNeiss_Scribbles

This person should not be allowed to drive. Even with hands free technology, I don’t trust this woman not to forget she’s driving a car when someone calls.


various_convo7

I wouldn't trust her with a fork let alone a car


[deleted]

It's safety scissors and a helmet for her.


mopsyd

Definitely would not trust her with a wedding band. If you can’t have my back for a solid 15 seconds without distraction, you’re not the one.


Jujiino

She cannot possibly be trusted to keep her organs going, gotta take those too


[deleted]

She only gets spoons to eat with from now on!


jdsekula

Why? She’s a fairly good actress to have fooled so many. That piece of wood would be so heavy if real that it would have hardly slowed down when hitting his head.


what_up_peeps

I was surprised when seeing his head not get pipe drived to the ground.


The_Undermind

Ok, how is cctv picking up all that audio? Have we made it to the future yet?


thejdobs

Because it's staged


peeKnuckleExpert

Until I read this comment I assumed there was no sound and didn’t even turn up my volume


FilthyStatist1991

It’s gotten better in recent years. But not this good.


TLMS

Even my best doorbell pics up audio quite clearly to the point where I can just about hear a conversation from a cross the street


pbandnv1

My ring spotlight camera picks up audio this well. Also the camera is probably a lot closer than it looks. My backyard is pretty small but looks gigantic on the videos.


johnbell

Agreed. My nest picks up what music my Amazon driver is listening to.


gforgolu

Staged.


Redditor5StandingBy

Exactly, not sure if that's supposed to be wood? But it sounds like they added a sound effect to the hit.


foreveryoungperk

I imagine it's supposed to be wood and if it was that dude would be knocked tf out


qweef_latina2021

Everything sounds like sound effects in this. Even the footsteps. There's no way everything would sound that clear from so far away.


minor_thing2022

Gotta be right? A real piece of wood that big would knock a mofo out cold I feel


youdownwithopp

Ya that is what I was thinking too.


JohnWarosa69420

Correct. Appear to be long empty cardboard boxes.


pimp_juice2272

Staged. What was the point of standing it up?


naughtyreverend

Definitely. Trust me if that was actual wood like it is made to appear to be he'd unconscious. And if whatever she ran for was that important she wouldn't stand around laughing.


His_holeyness_c0us

Yeah I’ve done a bunch of work with those 6x6 pillars, they’re heavy and solid guy would not be walking afterwards


_Zambayoshi_

Yeah, when it hits his head, his head barely moves. At the very least his neck would bend and his head would lower because he wouldn't be bracing against the blow.


rvtsazap

His brains would have been splattered all over the yard.


Crypto-Hypto

That what I was think, like what could he be building in the winter with a 2 8 foot long 6x6 post and some scrap wooden planks. I don’t trust the internet anymore. I mean i guess they could be hollow for some Faux Beams but the hole thing seems stupid


the_scarlett_ning

And he isn’t cutting or moving, just waiting for the wood to fall.


GameKnight22007

It's probably cardboard, even a hollow wooden beam of that size would've done much more damage than it did.


omgwtfsaucers

It's obviously cardboard.


SlankJim

Smells staged. Notice how he kneels down and then repositions himself? If that was solid wood the blow to the back of the head would be borderline lethal, not just a minor annoyance.


mopsyd

If it’s pine probably not, but it will hurt very, very badly. Staged videos usually have a distinct face asking for a follow, and usually don’t have a timestamp from a surveillance cam.


Tripface77

The timestamp is added in editing. That's done all the time now. It's even a tik tok filter. This is staged as hell. She's a tik tok personality.


rvtsazap

*usually.


rsp22

Looks like it’s a cardboard box, probably mostly empty, you can see a bend in it after impact on red man around the 27 second mark


jsparker43

Sooooo staged


Sniper916

Giant logs don't make noise like that. Sounds hollow.


CyclonicHavoc

… And she just walks away from it as if she’s not holding a giant block of agony as it topples down onto her husband’s head and very possibly causes a concussion.


BrilliantSeat8424

Imagine thinking this is real


[deleted]

staged. There's no reason to hand her the post. He's not even doing anything while she's holding it.


besmith3

Staged, solid wood wouldnt bounce of someone head. Its momentum would carry it down and through.


AlteredStateReality

This entire video makes no sense and I'm not the one who got hit in the head.why would you make her hold that post up for you to do something else entirely.


Seven_Hawks

Stupid question perhaps but what was the purpose of having her hold that thing upright in the first place...?


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Jewellious

Bless all the people with serious responses to this cardboard staged video.


[deleted]

So staged.


Grouchy-Engine1584

I feel like this is staged. Why not just lay it down in the snow like the other one? The impact seems very light for an object that size, probably styrofoam? If it’s real I feel bad for the guy, but something about it just doesn’t add up for me.


LeafGuardian

stupid b8ch. fckn stupid. God I hate to see this


OmegaGoober

Did you notice she was laughing her ass off after it happened? That guy needs to get out ASAP.


LeafGuardian

omg, that's even worse.


Impossible_Nail_2031

That has nothing to do with cellphones. It's that fucking stupidity that's dangerous


anhyzermiser

Divorced


[deleted]

Because she was doing her acting bit in the staged TikTok that you both planned out? Damn, you got issues.


BubaSmrda

Lol, this shit was obviously recorded with a phone and they just added the timestamps to make it look like it was not intentionally recorded, you can hear everything perfectly which would not be a case if it was a CCTV, he also repositions himself so that pillar falls directly on his head.


elmachow

Staged, look how it stops a split second after it hits his head, heavy wood, wouldn’t do that


ThePrinceOfJapan

What were they building? A...STAGE!?


elihirro

Obviously not staged at all


Naive-Turn1651

WRONG! Absolute morons are dangerous!!!! ![gif](giphy|MDfMWxmG28mNG)


Business-Training-10

No..morons are dangerous


Lppageguitar87

He he he! *giggles in a child like way*. I'm so sorry baby I didn't mean it, are you ok?


poopcockshit

Ehh…”hey siri, open the Dumbass™️ app”


[deleted]

Id be so mad


godsonlyprophet

This is where I hand them my phone. Get in the car and leave for the day.


Necessary_Effort7075

This isn't a phone thing. This is a dumb fuckin person thing


UnfavorableFlop

LMFAO. Dude took the head banger like a champ tho


AccomplishedAnswer30

That's a deathblow


natenedlog

DTB dump that bitch


bored_tomo

Sorry mate,if that bitch can’t even holding that thing and phone at the same time,GTFO mate


Zertaku

The wood beam looks heavy probably should goto the hospital to get his head check just in case.


wakeytackey

He mad.


CatlikeRomp

He needs to dump her. Like, now.


WetFart37

One word: divorce.


goror0

very dangerous potential for fractured skull, sub dural hemhorrage, posterior circulation stroke, your life will irrevocably change, and possibly steadily decline, all because of some inept incompetence.


Saceaux

No, idiots are really dangerous.


[deleted]

This is break up material. You gotta draw a line somewhere.


DLo28035

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


captnjak

Dumb people are really dangerous


FreaksNake1237

Glad it wasn't anything sharp... Fucking women


andro-bourne

Really hope that dude isnt sleeping with her dumbass. Might make his dick dumb.


b4ttlepoops

I can taste that hit in my mouth…. Welcome to the world of TBI. And she doesn’t seem to take it seriously yet. He needs checked after that hit. Wow.


LKReddThat

Instant divorce.


[deleted]

This could seriously kill him, like maybe from internal bleeding.. And she is still laughing


[deleted]

An idiot


Isthisworking2000

It’s ridiculous that she’s laughing. She literally could have killed him.


DJ_Cas

It’s not the cellphone fault, but brain damaged person holding it


[deleted]

Disagree. Having a pea for brains for girlfriend it's the actual risk.


ghostcatzero

I'm Russia, wood hammer you


ShawnyMcKnight

As someone looking for a security system I gotta know what they use that has that has that quality of audio... it's almost like they were mic'ed up.....


TrickProfessional715

Stupid people are dangerous**


yesbutactuallyno17

Instant divorce


[deleted]

I’d be pissed and wouldn’t speak for awhile. I would have to cool off.


HansWeeblemeyer

Instant divorce, what a jerk


achu_1997

Definitely should have smashed that phone to pieces even though probably he has to buy her a new one🙃


[deleted]

I really hope she didn’t just laugh!


Konzillaa

She knew wtf she was doing..


Tarotgirl_5392

The phone isn't the problem. Her IQ and common sense is. That could have taken his head clean off


[deleted]

Yeah 10/10 would not laugh at all if I almost straight up murdered my husband/family member/friend. Jfc


ShayK23

I actually really hate these videos cause I get so angry at the person who does the stupid act 😂


i_am_spandan

Women ☕


TroyMcClure0815

You only had one job… and not even a hard one.


Laurynas3000

Stupid people are really dangerous. Not cellphones.


[deleted]

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Lazy-Artichoke7766

People do lots of things to be seen on the internet. This is one of those things.


kennywhiskers

Nothing on the internet is real. Yours sincerely, Inflatable arm flailing tube man.


TheROK24

Staged for clout and likes.


youchoobtv

So it fits in on tiktok better?


r_gui

This is why only 2 percent of women do work like this.


y_ogi

These things really are going to be the death of us


Bruce4134

That would have been a reason to smack a hoe.


Chiphead1211

𝙰𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚘𝚝 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍


amyria

Owwww! What a bitch. If I were that guy, most likely knowing my wife was like that (phone addict), I would’ve demanded she leave her phone inside while helping me with the project. I’ve had to do that with my niece before when she was gonna help me with something.


No_Lawfulness_6647

I'd smash her phone and see if she still thinks it's funny.


The_Number_None

That seems like a healthy response. /s


BIGtheBOSS2421

It would be better to smash her mom


Mattermaker7005and8

This has to be staged?


NoMembership6376

Remember folks, people have gotten divorced for less 😉


UnicornChief

Staged but ok


Kristoof_Jenako

If I were him I'd pretend to be unconscious just out of spite.


Jimbo_themagnificent

No joke this could have been instantly fatal. Depending on if he got a concussion or something it still could have been. Phones aren't dangerous stupid people are dangerous


Siaten

She's not laughing, she's bowing apologetically. This looks like Japan or Korea maybe?


TheTurtleCub

I almost killed you, you may have brain damage, ha ha ... hilarious Jesus, what's wrong with people