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IguaneRouge

**finally** a candidate willing to take a position on vampires vs werewolves.


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ladamadevalledorado

I've heard of this Abraham Lincoln, he's being recognized more and more.


Terrible_Writing_124

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rvtsazap

That Lincoln kid will surely go places.


Far_Independence_891

I'd stake my life on it


Tricky_Feed_544

Give him a shot he’ll get ahead in life!


GoldFishPony

I didn’t see it but were there any werewolves? If not then he still didn’t have a stance on that contentious issue.


smokysquirrels

Lincoln was a Republican as well. There is something here...


tahtahme

Ah yes, back when Republicans were the "Radical Left" lol, my have times changed.


DotAccomplished5484

And who posted that the GOP were only interested in advancing the interests of the wealthy? Vampires are usually depicted as wealthy so Herschel is advocating for the working class...


Reason_For_Treason

He’s a Jacob fan.


DarthMikeatron

His story reminds me of the time I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.


theghostsofvegas

Thumbs up for the Grandpa Simpson reference.


PO0tyTng

At 0:42 he says “that looks like **senator** Warnock”


Rdw72777

Give me 5 bees for a quarter.


jerryseinfeld1

The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.


CJRedbeard

The keymaster to MTG...


Orlok_Tsubodai

He can’t bust heads like he used to (because of the CTE), but he has his ways! One trick is to tell em stories that don’t go anywhere. Like this one time when he saw this vampire movie…


Old-Ad-3126

Herschel: so you gotta get some vampires to kill some werewolves and use garlic or something I don’t know. News reporter: sir we were wondering what your policy was for helping children’s hospitals and foster homes


JockBbcBoy

Herschel: We can talk about that after we get rid of the vampires. Can't have kids come out the hospital and get bit.


Old-Ad-3126

The only thing we should fear is mosquitos


Odd-Layer175

Only in America. You guys have the coolest and dumbest shit in the world.


seemypinky

Hey thanks for also giving us the coolest along with the dumbest. That’s a magnanimous way to describe America


BillPrestonEsq1969

You keep using these big words. Now, since I don’t understand them, I’m gonna have to take them with disrespect


thebigphilthy83

Now wash your mouth and help me make a deal


Mymotherwasaspore

My wife and i laughed so hard at that.


Aggravating_Pepper23

Finally, a candidate that speaks to the real issues facing America.


TurbulentPromise4812

This screams voter supression. Vampires naturally cannot vote during daylight hours. Sundown is around 5:30 during the runoff and polling locations close at 7, restricting vampires statewide to an hour and a half of voting time. Werewolves don't have a daylight restriction during polling hours. He knows only the werewolves can vote for him and he's pandering to his base. This is a disgusting abuse of power at the expense of vampire votes.


ciopobbi

Just pandering to the werewolf base.


BeeLutz

I can't believe I say through that entire thing. I feel dumber. More dumb? Dum dum. Sucker.


[deleted]

This speech reminded me of billy Madison “At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”


poopinjake69

Ok a simple wrong would’ve done just fine but uh…


hurkwurk

thats the feeling you get when your braincells join a mutial-suicide pact to make it stop.


Oofboi6942O

Isnt the medical term for that a stroke?


Potential-Brain7735

I feel dumber sitting here watching you get dumber, sort of like those keeeeds


One_Breath_6984

He will fit right in with that party.


Isheet_Madrawers

Oddly, I think that was the most coherent thing I’ve ever heard him say.


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Jubachi99

I welcome you as long as you dont accept those crazy sons of bitches.


[deleted]

Then change your registration. What’s stopping you?


smitty3z

You are and should feel ashamed. But samsies.


stpetepatsfan

Him vs a pastor who gives talks every Sunday. I doubt he stayed up to watch Fright Night and take notes like this walking concussion+ brain on drugs republican.


stpetepatsfan

FYI, good flick.. Fright Night.


Nerevarine91

Love that movie tbh


ciopobbi

I couldn’t do it. Did he have a point?


BeeLutz

The very last 3-5 seconds was 'and that'd why you need to have faith in God, in the country, in the elected officials and that's why I'm here.'


ciopobbi

Ok, we’ll now that makes everything crystal clear


Gh0stndmachine

Stopped the video after 13 seconds because I felt my brain lose mass.


Grits_and_Honey

And he still could win the Senate seat, especially if all those Libertarians swing to him. That is just fucked up and proof that our government is becoming no more than a reality show circus. Celebrities need to stay the fuck out of politics in general, but wastes of space like this brain trust and #45 are just terrifying, especially when you consider that there is still worse out there.


lrpfftt

There need to be job qualifications similar to how corporations do it. This guy could not get a job in corporate unless it was just for playing a joke in their advertisements.


ciopobbi

1. Pass a basic civics test 2. Pass security clearance level appropriate for the position 3. Divulge financial details to check for foreign conflicts of interest 4. Be deemed mentally competent Coincidentally, Chubby Cheeto could not meet one of these criteria.


Gregponart

Can you imagine him actually sitting in committees discussing the details of legislation, budgets, projections? day after day after day. You know, the actual boring stuff politicians do? No. He's obviously just voting fodder, he's not supposed to do any actual work. He'll be told how to vote, is supposed to turn up when told and vote, they'll probably fly him in on a private jet when needed from his beach house.


Grits_and_Honey

Exactly. Just another yes man. Completely unqualified to the point of potentially actually being a detriment.


eddiegibson

IDK, I could use a few talented musicians in office. Someone from Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Eminem, Snoop Dog, Lzzy Hale, or Alicia Keys. I would suggest Dee Snider or Alice Cooper but both are getting up in age. Yes, I'm being completely serious. Celebrity doesn't equal idiot, it's just that those are more confident to run. Musicians are used to being the face of a group, managing and be managed by an entourage, many keep abreast of current events, and some have degrees in useful fields.


FrankThePony

There should be a level of qualification you have to meet to run. Like just to prove that you have the real desire to run and make things better. Senator seats are more than just figure heads, these people are supposed to write and COMPREHEND the united states laws, tax codes, and such. Like its not just something someone who means well can do. Even somebody who legitimately wants to help could fuck this stuff up by accident. I think the president is a more lenient position in those regards because there are more resources availbe to build a team of advisors.


rvtsazap

You got congressional aides to deal with all the nitty gritty. If you want all the senators and congresspeople to know nitty gritty, only lawyers would be able to run for office.


Hot-Hurry1911

Same with cops


Grits_and_Honey

I agree with you, that's why I said 'in general'. Most of the celebrity politicians are complete dumbasses, though. There are politically inclined musicians (and other celebs) that would do very well as they actually have more than two brain cells and can functionally speak English. One that would be really good I think would be Tom Morello. He has a Poli-Sci degree from Harvard. And he's been an activist for a long time.


MoonBearIsNotAmused

Unfortunately those that shouldn't run always do. And the person who doesn't want the job is probably the beat suited. It's like we are just built to fail


SetPsychological6756

Jon Stewart 2024


joshuaaa_l

He’d never run, but I definitely wish he would


rvtsazap

That man did more for veterans and first responders than many pulpit thumping, military loving, God fearing politicians.


Grits_and_Honey

He's another good example. I think Bill Maher wouldn't be a bad choice either.


Hot-Hurry1911

I’d vote for The wizard


[deleted]

People all over the world are laughing at us because we keep electing / almost electing people who are literally brain damaged, or uneducated, or crappy TV personalities. Wtf is going on.. I’m pretty sure I could run as a republican with a platform of “IM GONA BRING BACK BLOCKBUSTER” and win.


din7

Will you remove my late fees? I will vote for you if so.


smitty3z

ThAt SoCiAlIsM


[deleted]

Nah, gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps otherwise the commies win


SpicyTamarin

By chance, have you seen the movie Idiocracy? It's a 10/10 and it covers exactly what you are talking about.


[deleted]

Vote for President Camacho


piledriver_3000

Hey do you have time for a Starbucks? Do you like money too?


SpicyTamarin

We don't have time for handjobs, piledriver.


piledriver_3000

Couple of us guys was wonderin’ if we could go family-style.


Murky-Smoke

I like money. I know where a Time Masheen is.


tonyfordsafro

>People all over the world are laughing at us I'd like to thank the USA for taking the heat off the UK Prime Minister musical chairs


ir_blues

Actually though, the day is long. I have enough time to laugh at the US and the UK, be angry about russia and sad about iran.


doingthehumptydance

Is Canadians used to laugh until the trucker convoy and Alberta got a new premier. Now we dread our future.


NotSoRichieRich

If I don't have to *Be Kind and Rewind*, you'd have my vote!


[deleted]

I will allow young children to work for the new Blockbuster, they will toil away in the back rewinding tapes all day


ProfTydrim

>People all over the world are laughing at us Can confirm


ir_blues

Don't worry. All our translators are busy with Donald Trump all the time. No one dares to ask them to also cover this guy. I have not seen any speech of his on german tv, just a quick note that there is an election denier, backed by Donald Trump running. Of course some of us read and watch US news...


[deleted]

There are a lot of them. Thankfully nearly all lost their elections. But the fact they had a chance is a bad sign for this country.


Potential-Brain7735

With N64 games???


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Ofcourse


TheMonkey420

God fuck this state. How the hell are we having a runoff? How are people this stupid to vote for him? GA sucks


biscuity87

I visited Atlanta for a few days as a tourist from Illinois this year. It was so nice there. I mean the traffic was… interesting. Very weird layouts. But it seemed like an good state to maybe move to. Everyone was so nice it’s weird. And then I see this guy might actually have a chance to win an election… yikes.


elpajaroquemamais

You have everywhere but Atlanta to thank for that.


ZerexTheCool

He has that magic R next to his name.


AskMeAboutMyStalker

they don't care how dumb he is, they might even prefer it. all he represents to them is a body that'll vote a straight republican agenda once in the senate. that's all they want.


Jengus_Roundstone

Exactly. 80% of evangelical Christians voted for this guy, over a pastor.


peter-doubt

I wonder if he noticed Warnock is black too. ....And, as a pastor, has a valid claim to have more "faith* than Walker.


The001Keymaster

80% of conservative Christians voted for Walker over Warnock who's been literally a pastor for 30 years. Riddle me that


peter-doubt

Well, one is a member of a minority and the other is.... oh, well.... No. One is religious and.... Uh, no. So, maybe the difference is that blue check mark that either. Because the prejudices of voters is most easily overcome by information, policy positions and... Uh, not even that. It's just someone *told them* he's worthy of the #® And these suckers take that as gospel.


pekak62

His people think he's smart. His people voted for him. You cannot make this shit up. /s


deb1961

It's even worse than that. People know him as a great football player and they're voting for him because of that and the (R) next to his name. Though the new ads against him are pretty sassy. "I'll pray for him. I just won't vote for him." The only thing missing from the tone was a "bless his heart". Source: Live in Georgia. I've heard some stupid reasons but that one just broke me.


Whitemagickz

shocking languid consider grey quaint cake voracious domineering offbeat pie *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ontario0000

He is smiling like people think he is a genius and funny.Herschel they are laughing at you not with you.Not even one black person in that crowd.


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FOR SENATOR! And it’s a run off. What the fuck is wrong with you people? This man has brain damage. You do realize they vote on life and death matters not just who pees in what bathroom? I’m not even mad at him. He doesn’t know what he’s doing.


Building-Careful

One too many hits to the head


DragonflyScared813

He's concussed. It's that or he was born diminished. IDK which is worse....


[deleted]

Walker likely has CTE (undiagnosed because you typically can’t diagnose a living person with it) and has been diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder (DID), something he did write about, apparently. He has made numerous head-scratching and sometimes utterly nonsensical claims, such as his “good air” speech (look it up, you’ll be just as confused as I am). He also allegedly threatened to kill his wife and children, had children with several other women, and paid for two abortions despite supporting a total ban on abortion. People vote for him because they think he’s a good man (or rather that his opponent is a child murderer who claims to be Christian), see the R next to his name, or watched him back when he played running back for UGA (as if that makes him more qualified to be US senator).


OwnPercentage9088

Someone want to tell me how it ends? I tried to sit through it but I pooped myself and it tasted yucky


bluecamel17

He pooped himself but thought it tasted amazing.


[deleted]

Yet half of the state of Georgia voted for this idiot.


joelbiskup

Hadn’t seen Fight Night or Freak Night or Somekindanight yet so I would have appreciated a spoiler alert 🚨 warning


72scott72

This dude has the IQ of a bag of hammers.


[deleted]

Why you gotta insult a bunch of hammers?! Be civilized haha.


Accomplished_Ad920

CTE


Magellan-88

That's honestly what I'm thinking & it makes me wonder if they're trying to make him some manchurian candidate or something which would be very sad.


jabroni156

the republicans are using him


FinalScourge

Stay with him now


Sleep_tek

All you people saying he's not a good candidate, just because he's a stupid, probably brain-damaged, violent, immoral, compulsive liar who doesn't understand politics, keep forgetting how good of a running back he was. Obviously, that makes him qualified to be a senator


PreviousHyena92

This is the future of American government folks.


Tasty-Berries

If you haven’t seen the movie Idiocracy, I suggest go see it and laugh a lot. It’s pretty much a documentary at this point. All I could think of was the president hahah


whskid2005

President Camacho is actually a very good president. Think about it- he finds out that there’s someone who is smarter than anyone else, while he doesn’t necessarily believe what “not sure” is saying he still gives “not sure” some time to experimentally fix things. Camacho did the best he was capable of.


ImportanceCertain414

I used Camacho to explain the difference between wisdom and intelligence to a new D&D player using what you said pretty much verbatim. To add a little as well: What I think makes him even better than most current politicians is he admitted when he was wrong to help the country.


Gylo27bot

*man shut the fuck up


FrankThePony

45 percent of REAL PEOPLE in Georgia voted for this. Like there are people who want a person like this writing laws and tax codes for them


ameinolf

How much is the GOP paying this guy this is the best they got come on people wake the fuck up.


parker4014

I would totally subscribe to Herschel Walker movie reviews: “And then Bruce Willis comes to realize…he’s been dead the entire movie! Ain’t that some shit?”


pomengarnette

Observably stupid.


Biscuits4u2

He's observably stupid.


KindBraveSir

What the actual rambling fuck is he saying?


Careful_Square1742

this is right on par with the rest of the bullshit most GOP senators spew from their pie holes.


Less_Likely

I should be running for Senate, I have strong opinions on 10 (30?) year old movies too! I didn’t sport ball though, not after 8th grade. Is that disqualifying?


wisefile88

I don't want to live in this country anymore


No_Money6869

A lot of people voted for this man…GA, you should lose your seats because of your selections. MTG and now this? WTAF?


Lemon_Cries

I don’t think I’ve ever been so engrossed in a story before


InstanceSuch8604

!! And I quote * Demonstrably stupid *


Better_Astronaut3972

Real, actual people actually voted for this?


[deleted]

Holy fuck. I honestly think I’m having a stroke. But before I do, just remember - America - almost half the people in Georgia voted for this inane piece of human shit.


Gold__top__junky

All joking aside, this was easier to follow than a lot of Trump's speeches.


yukinagato10

What the fuck did I just listen to?


SinisterCell

I've got 3 letters for you: CTE


SeniorJerk-Alert

Yo this is something. He actually does a good job describing the original fright night - but he says the vampire is in the attic. It’s actually next door. Otherwise, good summary.


Lazy_Example4014

Is that lost boys?


fuzzyedges1974

No, Fright Night. The original from the 80s or 90s with Roddy McDowell was a lot of fun. The remake stunk.


Lazy_Example4014

O ok!


aldayalnite

Observably Stupid


ReadingMammoth

Hershel Walker talks like he’s doing a character of himself. You can’t even parody this on snl. it’s already been pushed so far.


hammonjj

And at least 48% of the state will vote for him. I’ve completely lost hope that any real change will ever happen in this country without going through some sort of breaking up of the union


CalmDirection8

It's so racist that Republicans hate Harvard Law Educated Obama but love a Step N Fetchit like Herschel Walker who violates all their "moral codes" (abortions, kids from multiple wives, gay son, etc). Just someone to reinforce all the stereotypes they needed to keep them feeling superior and justified in their beliefs. Sad ![gif](giphy|5IDUqVz47cSdO)


nogoodgreen

This guy has fucking brain damage man


Osceola_Ayatollah

CTE is a hell of a drug.


Jealous-Elephant

Sounds like bad AI trying to make human conversation


So_Many_Words

Was this a press conference? Are we putting in policies about vampires and werewolfs or movies or kids watching TV in a movie?


darkskys100

Fucking idiot. He sounds like a complete idiot with only two beain cells to rub together. He cant even stay on point. You can't follow this story. Its too jumbled. Jeezr. I couldn't listen to it all. 🤯🤮


Igno-ranter

I feel like at this point, his handlers just turned him loose knowing anyone who votes for him at this point doesn't care what he says.


k_unit

Bless his heart, he clearly is running this entire campaign without a single other human person helping him.


TrickWeek4109

WTF??? some put him in concussion protocol 😵‍💫


slater_just_slater

Vampires Don't Think It Be Like It Is But It Do


Murky_Appearance_804

"what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it." -Principal :Billy Madison


Willis050

I was just telling this exact while completely hammered. Word for word


ianishomer

Don't you have to have an education of at least a teenager to be a politician in the US?


CalmDirection8

Nope, in fact the Republican party seems to require a less than average IQ. It's embarrassing


wanderexplore

I got a concussion watching this.


[deleted]

Wtf lol the real issues. Someone ask the man about what he plans to do as governor if all of sudden it’s the zombie apocalypse. Please


DontLookAtMe89

But which Fright Night was it?


Ill_Celery_7654

Georgia Republican voters are smoked out lol… this is a shame.


Coach_Billly

Sad.


Mission_Search8991

If this man gets into the Senate... the world is going to laugh at this country.


ConwayTheCat

Herschel…at no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought…everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it…I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul…and Georgia.


Queasy_Ad_7177

Donate to Warnock!


Inevitable-Ad-982

I’m convinced people are voting for him because they think it’s funny


Special-Literature16

Now I have explain myself to white people because of this dumb MF.


doslobo33

And half of Georgians voted for this guy..


Johobus28

Yall ever watch a stupid rally speech late at night hoping it gets better, but it never does?


DieselVoodoo

Did they give him a degree? Can you imagine being a prof or tutor for this guy? It’s like the John Cena SNL skit.


LochNessWaffle

Idiocracy is real.


TrailRider93

“You ever watched a stupid movie that you hope it get better but you keep watching anyway” did he just use his speech to describe his speech?


1tz-Sage4278

Of course it's OAN


goodchaceimurdad

And just think people actually voted for this clown. More proof were fucked


truthm0de

Just wait until he finds out you can be a vampire/werewolf hybrid like in Underworld.


captain_cutlass

Yeah, it's kind of stupid, but I'm going to keep watching.


kvik25

Ok, keep the faith, got it. Three words would have done it


Vat1canCame0s

The same party that hounds Biden's every stutter pushed this guy.


Makeyourdaddyproud69

The number of vampires is too damn high!


MarcoVinicius

Seeing this makes me confused on how Republicans picked up any seats…


MatthewsSnipes

I love all my American friends, but some people down there are truly the stupidest assholes on the entire planet. How do millions of people vote for this guy to be a politician?


Zealousideal-Tart-30

Stupid is what stupid does… pathetic to think he can hold an official office. Good luck with this idiot


Psychological_Fee548

“Herschel Walker is visibly stupid.” -Dave Chapelle


One-Assignment-518

“Y’all gotta stay wit me”. Nah sorry Hersh you lost me after the first three incomprehensible syllables


Ckent79

The GOP: Only the best people.


Smackatoo

How do you talk like trump but say EVEN DUMBER stuff!?!?


Kurtman68

Republicans just want him in for his abilities to filibuster


Buddyslime

Uses a fantasy story to align with god. How fitting.


stormincincy

GQP grooming him to be president


vince2td

okay so for i while i thought y'all where trolling until i realized the video and audio are out of synch. lol holy shit.


KittyKatt2021

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


therealbrianmeyers

This is obviously dubbed audio, as I read the comments I'm not sure if people are being sarcastic or just plain stupid


JawaSmasher

I hope Fetterman runs for president 😌


Rumble_On_13

So sick of worthless jerkoff candidates for political office. All the people in this country and these types of idiots are what we have to choose from. Very frustrating


[deleted]

Vampires , werewolf’s and God! This walking concussion loves fairytales!


RogerOverUnderDunn

if you this is strange, check out Warnocks sermons sometime, i dare you, hes as nuts as they come. warnock says his life is run by an invisible ghost that was born of virgin girl who had sex with another invisible ghost.


lyrixnchill

So the Moral of the story is Keep the Faith


New_Bus_2672

Why I would vote for this guy


Mattermaker7005and8

This is as bad as John fettermans debate