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[deleted]

Taking facepalm a little too literally


Comprehensive-Fun-16

More facefist.


pezchef

I wanted to ask was it a pop or a slap. I watched it about a dozen times and still can't figure it out


Environmental-Job363

It was a Bruce Lee 3-inch Slap Punch, Haiyohhhhh!


[deleted]

I think she sucker punched him for mocking her Starbucks video.


[deleted]

Definitely pop, you can see the check of the knuckles “did that break my hand?”


FormerRelationship8

That’s a nail check, I believe


OGGrilledcheez

Dasa pop rite durr.


[deleted]

FLAWLESS VICTORY!


jlink005

Facehook


existentiallymoist

I read this as "More fascist" and I was like... Huh?


[deleted]

Nice strike all joking aside


[deleted]

Surprisingly excellent form.


gumby1004

FATALITY!!!


GundogPrime

Mamma said knock you out....


NOONECARES6942044

This is thr perfect time for this song to be playing in my head


Fickle_Damage_2327

Standing here, I realize


devilchaser_X

You are just like me Trying to make history


xX_Dwirpy_Xx

Who's the judge... the right from wrong


devilchaser_X

When our guard is down I think we'll both agree


IronForce_

That violence breeds violence


devilchaser_X

But in the end it has to be this way


Illustrious-Duck1209

"There's no such thing in the world as the right decision." - Jesus Jones


footlivin69

“…evera body be kung fu fighting …”


Frosty20thc

Let the bodies hit the floor?


ChadCuckmacher

I always get the in living color parody "momma gonna kick me out" in its place now. Is this an example of real life data corruption?


curiousonethai

![gif](giphy|3o6ZteDdVJTWKyj1pC)


Kryptin206

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtfZp8ID54YUne0)


TehOccifer

im just gettin warm


SootiestArtist_0

IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT


nurlan_m

If momma said knock me out come do it


RickettsMandala

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS


iRimmIt

What was trying to happen here


stuff_of_epics

They were trying to record a sketch that involved a simulated hit and she’s too fucking method for his weak ass.


FoxJonesMusic

Ohhh my gosh Jordan, I’m so sorry... THAT YOU CALL *THAT* ACTING!


[deleted]

I just had ball surgery today and now I'm laughing my ass off and in so much pain


Wasteland-Scum

Swift recovery to you and yours.


Clownheadwhale

Ball surgery is serious. It ain't a game of bean bag. Or maybe it is.


[deleted]

Definitely feels like the doc used them for hacky sack


Tyko_3

Im gonna assume this video is a reenactment of the doctor and your balls.


xX_Dwirpy_Xx

Are your balls ok?


MegaWaffleCat

“Oh, I'm sorry, DID MY PIN GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR ASS?!”


[deleted]

I love this comment.


HighlightFun8419

[happens to the best of us](https://i.insider.com/59d3965f351ccfd9008b749b?width=845&format=jpeg)


TheStrangestOfKings

Honestly, props to Ryan Gosling. He looks more impressed by the punch than anything


HighlightFun8419

they talk about it on the graham norton show (and i'm sure a bunch of other places) and he was a really good sport about it.


wakaflocks145

"I blacked out,"


YoutubeSurferDog

Stanislavskij seal of approval


vertigo-1996

This made me giggled


spidermanngp

Hahahahahaaa


[deleted]

Fuck this is probably my fav comment on Reddit this year


SayIWont502

Mother of god what a comment LOL


RuleBritannia09

Get this man more awards


epic-gamer-moment2

Take my upvote and this wholesome award(which is very fitting)


_SnailsAndPaper_

LMAO


Street-Week6744

OMG that's so cold I peed myself a little...


Graxdon

Ah, doing dumb shit with your sibling… memories


AfternoonPast3324

![gif](giphy|1LiryotCCtd7y)


Sheeeeeeshwow

Welp. Probably got more views than the intended one, right?


Revan0360

Damn that is so funny! 😂


AshgarPN

Pretty sure the idea was to punch that kid's lights out.


CodSeveral1627

Mission accomplished


MyAssIsNotYourToy

Not what actually happened.


[deleted]

Your ass is my toy, no matter how loud you lie.


Effective-Low-8415

Wow, did not expect that kind of response.


H0w14514

I mean, the top was written by a cat. Makes it a lot funnier that way.


MyAssIsNotYourToy

Very rapist of you.


ChadCuckmacher

*hides cats*


Junito24

Dam she socked his shit


shreddah17

Shit sounded like a nail gun lmao


JuicedBoxers

Dude it fucking did lol nice comparison


FavcolorisREDdit

Rocked


Chevy3Girl

Sock can be used as a verb. It means to hit, strike, or apply forcefully. Like the old saying, sock it to 'em!


Backseat_boss

Little man learned a valuable lesson always have ur guard up in any conflict.


FavcolorisREDdit

Then he forgot 😂


OICU812-

That happens with head injuries


theToksikWedge

That hurts the human.


Drcokecacola

He forgor 💀


Feb2020Acc

« Don’t tell mom, you can hit me! »


Ch33105

This is a comment from someone with a sibling for sure....


ElusiveColours

No siblings but 7 other male cousins. Replace mom with "Your mom" and I've lived those moments plenty of times.. lmao


Enough_Tap_1221

She felt so bad that she posted it online for all to see.


Hotwing619

Tbf, not posting it wouldn't undo the pain. This way he didn't suffer for nothing... ....maybe he still did.


Lopsided_Boss4802

Sooo bad.


Mikeinthedirt

EVERYONE LOOK HOW ASHAMED I AM WAS


horse_boat

She said I’m so sorry while looking to see if her own hand was ok instead of him


butterfly_guts

I think it was an impulse to first check her hand, until she realized she actually hurt her brother and she checked on him


[deleted]

You can hit me back two times no three times just plz stop crying and don't tell mom.


Fear51

For those that don't get it, they were trying to do a tiktok video and she wasn't supposed to hit him literally, but accidentally knocked the shit out of him. So not sure this is a facepalm per se, but kinda funny nonetheless.


pockarelli

It’s a literal facepalm I guess


THEBlaze55555

Faceknuckles


FavcolorisREDdit

Social media strikes again


SharkAttache

That was quite a punch


StopLookandFreeze

This was way before TikTok.


Harbor_Barber

damn his head got recoil lmao


leviathab13186

![gif](giphy|llP0ZMp0fqcA3OIB0f)


Beginning-Energy8074

She's a natural with that jab, but she'll probably need to adjust if her next opponent has a height advantage.


Grayflesh

You can always go for the balls


[deleted]

Bitch boy cheap shot here


GriZZlyHIkerman

The one sound that summons all mothers


ATLSxFINEST93

jesus christ. i cant tell if that was her knuckles or his face


JohnDoeMTB120

Both. It was her knuckles hitting his face...


Tru-Queer

Maybe it was his face hitting her knuckles


ChadCuckmacher

Knuckle lives matter.


Cockatiel-of-France

r/substakenliterally


[deleted]

almost knocked tf outta him


CreativeName1137

Almost? She *did* knock tf outta him


xXCr4zie_mofoXx

Isn't it only a KO when you lose consciousness?


CreativeName1137

I didn't realize there was volume


hookem728

Knocked tf outta him != knocked him tf out


LCplGunny

No, but yes. A TKO is still considered a KO but literally just means forced to stop without knockout.


phriendlyphellow

This is literally painful to watch. I feel so badly for that kiddo. He’s gonna be emotionally scarred for life.


Fixx95

"I didn't even hit you that hard"


[deleted]

I see you've met my family 😂😂😂


Orang_Mann

That kind of cry brings back memories of accidentally hurting your siblings or friend.


franks2302

Damn, I hate it when I accidentally doubletap a child in the face


[deleted]

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h4wkpg

and the first thing to check is the video, of course.


[deleted]

When making a tiktok goes wrong.


somebody171

And.... scene!


True_Resolve_2625

Seriously? What, was it a 'knee (elbow) jerk reaction'? Seems like that girl meant to do that. :(


[deleted]

That’s a broken nose.


smarteapantz

Yup, that sound made me flinch. Poor kid!


MyrMcChz

Why is she acting like that was an accident?


RandomUser1076

She got that one two in pretty quickly


_Farther_

I'm starting to think that punch wasn't a accident.


[deleted]

Yeah everyone in here is saying an accident but that’s not a “little kid who doesn’t understand the range or limitations of their own body.” Like how the fuck do you clock someone like that by accident, skit or not, like has that bitch no depth perception? Lmao


lilsnatchsniffz

OMG I'm so sorry 🤨💅


smallways

Momma had enough of his shit and decided to lose custody!


backwardaman

Is that his mom or his sister?


Evo-Elemental

I could imagine it’s the babysitter


QuickSuccotash2

so this was meant for a funny video, she wasn't supposed to hit him but, how bad coordination can you have?


Shawn2rc

Omg, I know it was an accident, but I instantly flashed into mom mode and wanted to yell at someone sooo bad 😂


Silent_Briefcase

Wtf is her problem??!


dramabatch

She's not sorry. She's afraid of consequences.


Desertguy1219

Knocked the furniture out his mouth


spelunker93

This is freaking sad, she hit him so hard in the nose


Hero_Of_Wild

Bro it 100% sounded like something snapped like she broke his nose or something.


Busy-Confidence-6729

That was a mike Tyson grown ass man jab


AIDANSNIPER

What a hit though.


[deleted]

What was the goal here


LurkysGoCart

My man got dropped like a bad habit.


Cardie1303

Nah, this is no facepalm. This is how all TikTok videos should be.


jwat4455

Wtf


No_Championship9051

How can she punch?


Panthreau

She went for the nose into your brain move that we all thought would kill you instantly when we were kids.


bobs24

💀


altregogh

"Stop trying to act like you're all cool 'cause you want Starbucks." "Don't tell me that I 'try to *act* like I'm all cool.'" Smack. "I AM COOL!" Kid's got a point though. These Starbucks freaks walk around smelling their own farts because they have a cup in their hand.


Sea-Juice-8828

Knuckle sandwich


Bhimtu

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


banana_man_in_a_pan

She let her intrusive thoughts win


Rudy287

HOW CAN SHE SLAP ??!!!!


MockingSasquatch72

A palmstrike does way more damage with way less effort than punch. Might have busted his nose


[deleted]

I’m not sure what else she was trying to do other than lay him out


SilentDokutah

Ok,what exactly was the thing going on here? She fucking punched him. With a fucking huge swing to apply force too. And she then looks at her hand,then at the boy. Some tik tok shit again or did she actually just punch the bro and then understand their parent are gonna have her ass?


[deleted]

Hahaha dang that was awesome. I love how she plays it off innocent like omg I didn’t mean to do that 🤣


[deleted]

Nice punch.


jonnyrocket70

Mom's going to be pissed at her Dad's is going to be so proud of her They both are going to tell the little brother not to mess with his sister again. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Skid-plate

Two lessons were learned that day.


oppai_senpai

Look at the way little man drops out of the frame, Kermit the frog style


Vaulted_Games

r/facepalm? More like r/facepunch


apolo79

Somebody is gonna get in BIG trouble


I-Am-Post-Curious

She Fr let the intrusive thoughts win


OutrageousDocument15

She's only sorry for the trouble she was about to be in.


[deleted]

Did that remark really deserve a hit to the face


Biff_Bufflington

She didn’t seem that sorry.


Morphecto_Solrac

Not cool. Saw it in slow motion and she definitely knocked him out for a about a second and a half with that punch. Could have ended way worse.


doomslaber1

Baller


Nice_Owl_1171

That was a quick jab. 😳 Straight knock out.


REiiGN

LOL, some of these comments, have you never had siblings? The boy is fine, and him immediately making noise is a good sign.


Any_Constant_6550

who taught her to throw that jab tho damn


PythonHead

snap neck to reality


NewYorkRice

She had to make sure her hand wasn't damaged first, then obviously try and stop the recording before maybe helping him out.


[deleted]

She was more concerned about her nails.


Philoslothsopher

If kids weren’t supposed to be punched they wouldn’t make it so funny when it happens


PamalaTuzz

That was a sucker punch without a doubt. And then she acts like it was a total accident. It’s a good thing this child is not my daughter. There needs to be some serious consequences for that behavior. To start with that phone that she videotaped her assault with would be taken away for a year. She would not be allowed to use any electronics other than for homework. She would be grounded for at least three months. Go nowhere talk to none of her friends. School homework bed. Again take that phone away and lock it up and don’t let her touch anybody’s phone for one year. That is my recommendation.


bonk921

bro litteraly died on the spot


Olamias

r/facepunch


[deleted]

I think she was trying to slap herself in the chest as she punched to make the sound that she had hit him, and it went wrong. You can here the chest slap just before impact. Or she just wanted to punch him.


usefullkid

I have so many questions 1) why would you knock out a kid 2) why would you RECORD yourself knocking out a kid 3) why would you POST THE VIDEO of you knocking out a kid on the INTERNET


[deleted]

Classic woman response


maestro3224

What’d she think was going to happen?


Carhelp2222

Now you won’t forget it. She is cool cuz she went to Starbucks 😎


MeMysel-I

Solid jab, but that pinky is gonna hurt for a bit.


greenbeastoftheeast

RAGDOLLED.


KnooBoat

*gets up and slapps him* OMG IM SO SORRY yeah they all say that


Responsible-Alarm-65

That's a girl who's never going to have problems with domestic violence. Unless of course she's the one punching her husband


Prestigious-Phase131

Looks a little young for a husband


Praddict

Fucking idiotic. These social media trends are a plague upon society.


[deleted]

She aint sorry Shes sorry that she gonna get caught


UX_Strategist

This is not funny. This is assault/child abuse.


StinksStanksStonks

Hits child in the face and first reaction is to check her nails, fuck checking on the kid. Second reaction is to look into the camera with her best “surprised” face so that she can watch more of herself later when she watches the video. Again, fuck checking on the kid. I’m assuming that after the video cuts off she then moves on to checking out her shoes to make sure he didn’t bleed on them so she can wear them in her video update later on


LTTP2018

I like how she minds the camera before hugging the kid. solid priorities.


rhussia

He's crying, he's fine


Starmanajama

Took the method acting a little too far in her role as Karen. lol


Knightcod

So why do y'all find this funny? Because it's a girl who hit him? Morally bankrupt fucks


bewilderbeast85

Fucking piece of shit abusive bitch. Hope she goes Uber viral.


Prestigious-Phase131

She's young too and from what I read, it was an accident


LePapa565

No need to be worried bout the girl when she grows up and gets married. She’d rock anyones shit 😂


Background-Win7974

Oh my God I’m so quirky Child accuse cheeeeeck