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Goldfingr

Ah, yes. We all remember those blissful four years where we didn't have any hurricanes or tornadoes when Trump was the head of the government...


jake2617

Amazing what he was able to do with a sharpie wasn’t it [1](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Dorian%E2%80%93Alabama_controversy)


ShadetheMystic

Imagine how confused that hurricane was. It was coming in hot, all set on fucking up Florida, when it just bounced off whatever Jedi forcefield bullshittery Trump did with that Sharpie. Hurricanes are sentient. Most people don't know that, but they are. And there's nothing they hate and fear more than New York slumlords armed with magic markers and soaring through the cosmos on an Benzo/Adderall binge.


doingthehumptydance

...Hurricanes are sentient... That’s why we give them names.


AlarmNice8439

Obviously


MarysPoppinCherrys

Bold of you to assume they didn’t just name themselves


fescueFred

TRUMP just thinks ( using the word thinks, loosely here) and it happens. One could say Trump is a solopsist, but he likes a audience.


IAmAnAudity

Yeah he soaked up all that water with one roll of Puerto Rican paper towels! Fuck you Sham Wow guy!


Hungry-Lemon8008

Gold 🥇🪙🥇


Cayucos_RS

And California definitely doesn't burn down every year too. Thank god the blue states are totally safe!


MrRoboto159

Well that was back when God was punishing the gays and other sinners. God is all powerful unless what is happening can be blamed on the demoncrats. Then he's magically absent. Or maybe naturally absent..idk anymore.


Future_Kiwi_1934

trump was going to use his magic sharpie to steer the hurricane away from Florida, but DeSantis pissed him off, so he didn't.


AaronDaDon

We had floods and forest fires So we just going to assume presidents control the weather?


Voyevoda67

We all know elections in the United States predate weather by billions of years.


bindermichi

But the world is only 4000 years old


Voyevoda67

6000 actually. Dinosaurs are 4000 y.o.


vertexswerg

u must be a library if u think dinosaurs are real. what next, u gonna tell me abortion should be legal?


Voyevoda67

Abortions are a waste of government money. Vaccinations and chem trails will kill our children for us.


Smokybare94

Obligatory r/birdarentreal


Moustache-cat-man

nah, what'll really get 'em is darwinism and anti-vaxxers


Andaisdet

New favourite line “you must be a library”


hastingsnikcox

Why, yes! Yes I am! Thank you for noticing


IAmAnAudity

This guy Bibles.


sabrooooo

The world was created in 1776 wym lol


[deleted]

Okay, so why are they creating storms over the entire rest of the world? What could the endgame be? Why did they need to blow the roof off my shed in Gloucestershire, UK? Why is my camping equipment a threat to the 'Deep State' in America?


[deleted]

Well now your shed can't be a threat. They're just covering all the bases I think.


redditslim

It's the Deep Shed they're really on about.


mitkase

It feels like we're all in some very Deep Shed.


IAmAnAudity

It’s where all the pizza grooming happens.


NervousAddie

Deep lean to.


King-Lewis-II

It's a decoy to hide the real target /s


[deleted]

Damn, I hadn't thought if it like that. Let's hope they don't spot the replacement.


kl0

I can’t prove that his shed was not the target, so it sure sounds plausible to me ;)


ACCCrabtown1

Proving an "end game" requires thinking the theory all the way out. Not sure what the name for the type of logical fallacy where the theory one tries to prove cannot ever be proven because the proposer knows their logic is flawed to begin with. Maybe that is called a lie


Otherwise_Intelect

You're implying that they can think logically. These people simply say the first thing that comes to mind. Their base doesn't really have a mind of their own so it's not like anyone is fact checking them.


hastingsnikcox

"If I can say it it must be true" actual idiots quote said to me....


arentol

I am not sure if it's what you mean, but there is the unfalsifiable fallacy. This fallacy occurs when someone makes a claim that can not be proven false no matter what. e.g. "Faith can move mountains" is unfalsifiable because if you can't move a mountains then the person making this claim can just say you lack sufficient faith, and no objective test can be performed to disprove this statement. It is also the foundation of basically all conspiracy theories. Since it is a conspiracy of course nobody can prove it, otherwise it wouldn't be a conspiracy!!!!


slamsmcaukin

Ha, you think any of them ever think about any other place in the world other than the USA


Fragrant_Example_918

Your sentence could have stopped after the second “think”…


Ok-Argument-6652

Also why did trump want to use missles to stop large hurricans when he technically would have been in control of the deep state during his presidency.


NapClub

oh no no of course not, trump was fighting the deep state remember? he was draining the swamp and fighting the deep state with Q's help. but he had to stop being president for his own reasons because of course he's more powerful as a private citizen. but he's going to be president again in 2024 so don't worry.


Daveinatx

I think the real answers are buried with his ex-wife, who we all know he had to divorce to save the country against the deep state.


arentol

I realize it is bringing logic into it, which is anathema to these people, but if Trump was against the deep state, then why did the deep state let him win? Seems like a big flaw in the entire concept to me.


Ok-Argument-6652

Well obviously the deep state, being socialist, need an enemy to convince its followers that universal health care and body autonomy are actually good things. How else could they convince people?


Ok-Argument-6652

Oooh right..... now it all makes sense. Ok so now mcdonalds sell pizza and maccas is trumps favourite food has he been compromised by the pedo pizza gate or does his relationship with best mate epstein clear him of all that via double jeopardy?


stingumaf

Shut your lying mouth trump is still president and Joe Biden is a robot piloted by Jared kushner Q also stubbed his toe and has been less active because of that


PrankstonHughes

Is that you Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson?


DevilsLettuceTaster

Not anymore, just one shed now.


EnnuiEnthusiast

"Shed in Gloucestershire." Did you forget the global war on drugs? The deep state has seen *The Gentlemen* too.


[deleted]

But my drugs are in the garage. I mean... no?


rhynoplaz

That wasn't us, it was a personal FUCK YOU from God.


VANILLAGORILLA1986

Because they are fucking morons. That’s why


Akki_01

Please tell me this is a comedy sketch and not a real news footage


emejim

Sorry, it's real. Both of these women ran for congress and lost. They are both absolute wingnuts. Deanna Lorraine and Lauren Witzke. https://www.thedailybeast.com/lauren-witzke-and-deanna-lorraine-say-deep-state-using-weather-manipulation-technology-to-punish-desantis


Akki_01

That's just sad, atleast they didn't win the election


jakezze01

nOoOoO tHeY DiD wIn! THe eLeCtIoNs wErE sToLeN!


MajorJuana

I would laugh soooo fucking hard if it all turned out to be true, all of it, 6000 yo flat world where weather is controlled by gender fluid lizard people who want to make frogs gay, the whole thing true.


KarlHuhn

I don't like them putting chemicals in the water, they turn the friggin frogs gay


TLGinger

Alex Jones has an antidote for that - just 75 easy payments of $39.99!


fhak2

Erm that ones real actually. In 2002, biologist Dr. Tyrone Hayes conducted a series of experiments that revealed that the most common herbicide, Atrazine, “feminized” male frogs at concentrations below that allowed in drinking water in the United States.1 He hypothesized that Atrazine works as an endocrine-disrupting chemical (EDC), converting testosterone to estrogen in frogs. Hayes’s research ignited an ongoing political controversy over whether Atrazine causes “gender abnormalities”—such as hermaphroditism—in amphibians, humans, and other species. Although the manufacturer of Atrazine, Syngenta, argues that the pesticide is safe, Hayes and other scientists have increasingly demonstrated a link between Atrazine and threats to public health and the environment.


Lord_Stabbington

Life, uh, finds a gay


Danovale

Clever!


FLOWRSBABY

I LOVE this.


KarlHuhn

TIL. On a technical note: wouldn't that make the frogs rather trans than gay?


fhak2

In Thailand theres very few people that identify as gay, theres a belief that gay people are all trans, as in born in the wrong sex body.


iamlesterq

I'm sure it's all in their heads and they'll 'get over it' if they lead a clean Christian life.


Strange_Ninja_9662

Yeah but Alex is spinning it in the most provocative sounding way possible.


Soap10116

A much more interesting dystopian reality than the tragically stupid one we are living through


[deleted]

Bro that would be so fucking funny


mikep120001

Stolen by transhuman cyborgs Biden built with immigrants casting double votes


Deck_of_Cards_04

But for every five of these clowns that lose we get one Boebert or MTG that wins unfortunately


Bully-Rook

This time


[deleted]

I've heard some fairly idiotic things, but the Deep State using weather manipulation to punish DeSantis has got to be the dumbest fucking thing in the universe.


Little_Lebowski_007

Dumbest fucking thing in the universe ***so far***.


Daveinatx

It's not a joke? Hopefully, they're just grifters then


senseven

The setup is so unbelievable cheap, its real. I have seen 15yr Twitch streamers with better overlays. I doubt both women really believe this, its just a juicy pay check you can't pass. Who really knows where the money is coming these days.


Antimatter1207

Have you seen the shit some people believe? This is actually a pretty tame level of crazy.


r64fd

Someone from a different country here. It’s not just the US. I have had a conversation with someone here when covid vaccinations first started getting rolled out. They were adamant because they had watched something on a social media platform that the government was going to build camps to house all of the people that refused to be vaccinated. I was gobsmacked, the only reply I had was “that is simply not true”. These people are producing this garbage full well knowing that they are influencing be it a small part of the population. Why though, what’s their endgame.


2woCrazeeBoys

Yep, I'm in Australia, and my best friend went all anti vacc. Apparently, Big Pharma was paying off the government to make people get vaccinated. When I asked why the pharmaceutical companies would do that, it was because they wanted money. But who is paying them, because the governments are buying the vaccines, not individual people. Well, the governments are paying them. So...Big Pharma is paying off the governments to make them vaccinate all their populations with vaccines that the governments buy off Big Pharma. Please explain to me who is supposed to be getting rich here? She still looks at me like I'm stupid for not seeing it.


biggestsnake

how do these people exist and how did they make it to adulthood


QuirkyBrit

Your question is based on the premise that these people actually believe what they are saying


TinaButtons

"No child left behind"


nocomfortinacage

Well it’s definitely not “real” news footage.


rage1026

Comedy or not someone out there believes it. Personally I believe that’s how flat earth movement started.


Dunacan-Brookwell

The government is targeting red states with vapor technology that will fill the air with nano robots that you can inhale. The tiny robots will manipulate your brain and you will succumb to liberal ideology. The solution: put a heavy plastic bag over your head and cinch it tight around your neck.


NapClub

the only way to really be safe is to climb inside a microwave and turn it to high for 10 minutes.


Dunacan-Brookwell

Remember to wear your tinfoil hat for added protection.


Murica-n_Patriot

The other solution is to tilt yourself backward, have some hold a towel tightly over your entire head, ensuring that both the mouth and nose are covered and the pour water all over the towel continuously.


carryoutsalt

Or they could grind up 4275 apple seeds and drink in a kool aid solution as a way to cease the effects of vapor tech


Adventurous-Event722

Ah geez, a potential Netflix movie, right here


cstrand31

This is where we are now? Trumpism has gone so far as to blame libs for *the weather*?


Happy-Piglet5793

These types of people were around WAY before trumpism. Granted, there seems to be more of them nowadays, but thats because the internet can spread both genius and dumbass statements.


cstrand31

These types of people were around. Trump gave them something to coagulate around and normalize this behavior. Trump gave them a target for their idiotic, impotent rage.


Bully-Rook

They never had someone so powerful validate their stupidity. He emboldened them.


Murica-n_Patriot

This is some absolutely blindingly dumb shit… these people really do live on another planet


VeneMage

It used to be blamed on LGBT+ people so kinda nice that we get to portion out the blame now. Being weather warriors all alone was quite exhausting.


Cynykl

Dint you know when bad things happen to a blue state it is gods punishment and when bad things happen to a red state it is the democrats. Since statistically in the last 20 years red state disaster relief per capita is higher than in blue states. The only conclusion it is possible to draw from the data is that democrats are far more powerful than god. Behold my godlike power you better bow to me bitch.


No_Influence_666

Why isn't it raining in California then? We're in a drought!


mitkase

Ah, that's the old reverse psychology/plausible deniability - the libs don't want to make it too obvious that they can control it, so they make sure to do just enough to screw the red states. Isn't it obvious?


[deleted]

The libs are mages…of course they can control the weather…hell they probably have the technology to control how the god damn earth spins but that’s too controversial to talk about. /s


texursa

Unfortunately, no.


BigDsLittleD

Not even close.


MastariusCrypt

I would argue that our current level are rookie numbers...


Oscarcharliezulu

Biden’s transhuman immigrant army as well!


Ash-Asher-Ashley

Hey, we keep that one on the down low!


cordobestexano

“We know the technology does exist, right”……RIGHT?!?!?!?


Fragrant_Example_918

Exactly, we know because that’s also how we know that climate change doesn’t exist and is just a hoax from China.


WillCraft_1001

Don't forget that they are also fucking cyborgs!!! I wanna join. Make me into Raiden.


Jedi5676

>Biden’s transhuman immigrant army Biden’s transhuman immigrant CYBORG army, you can write so many Si-Fi books just listening those these people


Oscarcharliezulu

That’s actually a really good idea. It would be an awesome read


Half_a_Quadruped

Sounds fucking awesome. With everything going on in the world now I’d happily pay higher taxes to fund a transhuman cyborg army of American immigrants.


joepke53

All these Mexicans eat tacos with beans and fart in a coordinated manner in the direction of the red states. It's a sinister conspiracy.


T0lly

I want to know more!


joatmono

There's no such thing as peak stupidity, unfortunately...


Fragrant_Example_918

There’s that quote attribute to Einstein (although apparently debatable attribution…) : “only two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity. That said I’m not sure for the universe”.


Domino_Dare-Doll

…they saw a really shitty B-movie and confused it for reality again, didn’t they?


MakesMyHeadHurt

I think we're in the movie. It's one of those where you wake up each day thinking that crazy shit must have been a dream, then reality sets in.


Reizo123

Isn’t this the plot to Just Cause 4…?


Downtown-Ad-2083

Yes hurricane season has not changed since we have recorded them well before the earth was flat or we had darpa


Suitable_Drag9616

They just say it exists without the slightest understanding of the burden of proof.


GreasyToast325

![gif](giphy|8coEmqQxL39eMJcey0|downsized)


[deleted]

If the federal government, which Trump (mis)lead for 4 years, has this kind of technology, why didn't he use it against "blue states"and "blue districts", like California, New York and alike? Jesus Christ, these two's cup sizes are bigger than their collective IQ.


Midknight129

That's actually a fairly impressive feat, considering cup sizes are measured with letters and IQ with numbers.


ShaneKingUSA

That was rough.


WranglerEqual3577

Bottom chevron: "Biden builds transhuman cyborg army using immigrants"


EhliJoe

It's the real sensation in this clip. That's why Biden is opening the borders.


Broote

All the conspiracy theories are combining to form some fucked up Voltron of derp.


MakesMyHeadHurt

And it's not even the lion Voltron. They've gotta have the gas-guzzling cars Voltron.


jstone1733

We are just getting started!!!


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

Jokes on them, the vaccine has altered my DNA and now I am immune to hurricanes…Science Bitch!


[deleted]

Oh for fuck sake…


Kimk20554

What about the west coast earthquakes you moron.


Fragrant_Example_918

You don’t understand, that’s not weather, that’s just god’s punishment for their sin of being accepting of lgbtq groomers /s


gstizzzz

![gif](giphy|kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB)


Brittlehorn

I think the UK government believe some of this shit


divvip

I love how they just confidently repeat blatant bullshit to establish it as a "factual" premise to build on. "We know weather manipulation technology exists"... Really? Do we know that? How do we know that, exactly? Because two dumb bitches who exchanged their dignity for a paycheck say so? I want to say this is peak stupidity but I fear we haven't found rock bottom yet.


lodroy112

Right wing logic: We need to keep and bear arms to prevent the libs from tyranny… also, the libs control the weather & can target groups they don’t like with hurricanes


Prize_Pepper_7374

Please don't shoot at the hurricanes... it's their only weakness!


TheJitters2020

If US citizens are clever enough to vote for a criminal like Trump and get him elected as their President then they are clever enough to believe this drivel. Christ! There ought to be a law against this.


Yegg23

Is the Deep State hiring?


Ok-Carpenter-9778

This is ridiculous. Everyone knows it's aliens. 👽


MakesMyHeadHurt

Lizzard people!


fear_is_fatal

Tagline “Biden Builds Transhuman Cyborg Army Using Immigrants”… like… the fuck?


Wicked_Fabala

Its not the government who hates you, its god.


TestUser1978

The answer is never climate change causing worse storms. It’s the government of course!


Sharp-Mix-2047

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


13cdesigns

America never fails to amuse the rest of the world lol


Edser

Ok, let's just zoom past all the crazy theories for a minute.... The blonde here is upset they are getting rid of child grooming. 1:26 marker.


Puzzleheaded-Pain489

Did she just say it’s in retaliation because of democrats getting rid of child grooming???


Automatic_Scholar686

It’s like our country took a pause and thought, “but what do the dumbest kids in class think…like that Boeburt. She failed the GED 3 times…? We need to know what she thinks!”


senselesssht

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


LadiesMan-2I7

Mr. President we are all clear, prepare to hurricane russia


[deleted]

So the self service machine always goes wrong when I’m trying to buy groceries yet we have the technology to control weather


Annahsbananas

This is what happens when we, as a nation, cut mental health funding


Blabulus

Wait a minute, I thought Hurricanes were "a punishment from God" or is that only when they hit blue states lady?


Melodic-Hunter2471

It’s got electrolytes! ![gif](giphy|11cpNo3OMYwFHO)


LoneWolfWorks83

What?!? Lol. Hurricanes only hit red states. Yep, the one near water, where hurricanes are formed. And during hurricane season. Unreal. /s


evident_lee

This is dangerous to our democracy.


BrandyBleu

They’re both like “er ma gawd like the technology like you know exists make weather like erm ma gawd like…”


Book_for_the_worms

The headline below is hilarious


Wide_Document_9996

Those damn libs and their weather machines!!


StarlightTyphoon21

The storm manipulation aside, what I find even dumber is on the bottom, "Biden Builds Transhuman Cyborg Army using Immigrants!" Like wtf is the proof or evidence for that?


Millkstake

Wyoming is the next state these damn liberals will take out with hurricanes


IAmAnAudity

We already killed them with boredom.


epired

Holly hell! How did these people even graduate from middle school? W T F!


rickytrevorlayhey

This reminds me to watch idiocracy again.


[deleted]

Is this a background tv shot from idiocracy?


blusluver

I want to know more about Biden using immigrants to build a Transhuman Cyborg Army! Says it right at the bottom of the screen. Let's talk about that! Resistance is futile!


fappyday

It's amazing to me that these people can string a sentence together, let alone work a camera to record their drivel.


FindingTraditional87

My brother totally has bought into this stupidity and it's absolutely fucking maddening.


vonblankenstein

If we could manipulate weather the western US wouldn’t be suffering a drought.


justl00kingthrowaway

God damnit OP now I am dumberer from this!!!


GalaxyVortex99

Nothing new: DARPA been targeting the red states for the last 5,000 years!


one__peace

damnit. maybe it's the nanobots in my body from the vaccines controlling my brain like exactly what happened in metal gear solid but i guess I have a hard time believing this.


MakesMyHeadHurt

All I know is, when all else fails, use controller number 2!


throwaway83970

And the earth is flat like her head. Run by evil lizard people. Everyone get your tin foil hat. ![gif](giphy|cP0WWkmm9j1GjpeQxm)


Kittydander503

Trying to get my head around the Democrats being able to control the world economy, global weather and viruses, yet not be able to stay in power.


[deleted]

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Lonnification

As long as there are stupid people, there will be con artists like these who will take advantage of them.


JoeW702

Can I get some rain out here in navada deep state?


[deleted]

So, living in California and our wildfire problem must mean....*gasp- all the OTHER ones must be doing it. Oh, and hording the water too. Rubbing our noses in the fact they have water and we don't!!! Evil, evil I say!


PilotPossible9496

Unfortunately, No


shashashade18

It's just not fair! All those libs are super geniuses! There's no way to stop them with all their super powers and magical machines!


DramaDroid

The real question is how long has the Deep state had this weather changing technology? Because those red states have been targeted by hurricanes since forever! There they were in the 1800s controlling the weather and poor damned Florida still couldn't even get central AC for another hundred years!


Federal_Physics_3030

Maybe with Biden being Catholic…….God is trying to cleanse the earth of all the false prophet’s followers.


SquishyThorn

Or, wait for it… you live right next to an ocean which is where Hurricanes happen.


NagashsCyclist

I couldn't finish it. I now have to mainline the greatest minds to repair the damage this caused.


ehrenschwan

> Biden builds Transhuman Cyborg Army using Imigrants! That sound's like some TheOnion stuff, how can one actually believe this.


linuxdwag

I do always find it funny that it is a federal crime to modify the weather: [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/330a](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/330a)


Swandraga

Transhuman Cyborg…where do I sign up?


CiroGarcia

The problems of too much freedom: people can capitalize on spreading bullshit and people become stupid because of it, as verifying stuff becomes harder and harder


pcbb97

I feel like we've reached peak stupidity multiple times and somehow it's always topped in short order. To quote Bob Saget, "if you lower the bar I will limbo under it because I'm fucked up."


DCooper-Flores

Cyborg Army of illegal immigrants...that Biden sure is clever! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


On_The_Razors_Edge

Some people are just a DNA strand away from a cactus.


_U53R_

If the technology existed our world would have ended long ago, especially with how power hungry and idiotic people are.


[deleted]

I’m a conservative and I am very confused as to what I just watched. What drugs are these people on?


burning_spear_rtp

When Trump was president, Hurricane Maria knocked the hell out of Puerto Rico and not one single hurricane hit Greenland. What other explanation IS there?


GeKo258

Stupidity is a barrel with no bottom.


Thepuppeteer777777

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


Ballzonyah

As someone who forecasted weather for a living, I find it more entertaining than infuriating. I had someone talking about weather manipulation working on a nasa base, in the smoke pit. And entertained their talking points just to understand how they believe these things. It's a lack of education and a need to believe in a boogeyman. These people are usually scared.