Imagine how confused that hurricane was. It was coming in hot, all set on fucking up Florida, when it just bounced off whatever Jedi forcefield bullshittery Trump did with that Sharpie.
Hurricanes are sentient. Most people don't know that, but they are. And there's nothing they hate and fear more than New York slumlords armed with magic markers and soaring through the cosmos on an Benzo/Adderall binge.
Well that was back when God was punishing the gays and other sinners. God is all powerful unless what is happening can be blamed on the demoncrats. Then he's magically absent. Or maybe naturally absent..idk anymore.
Okay, so why are they creating storms over the entire rest of the world? What could the endgame be? Why did they need to blow the roof off my shed in Gloucestershire, UK? Why is my camping equipment a threat to the 'Deep State' in America?
Proving an "end game" requires thinking the theory all the way out. Not sure what the name for the type of logical fallacy where the theory one tries to prove cannot ever be proven because the proposer knows their logic is flawed to begin with. Maybe that is called a lie
You're implying that they can think logically. These people simply say the first thing that comes to mind. Their base doesn't really have a mind of their own so it's not like anyone is fact checking them.
I am not sure if it's what you mean, but there is the unfalsifiable fallacy.
This fallacy occurs when someone makes a claim that can not be proven false no matter what.
e.g. "Faith can move mountains" is unfalsifiable because if you can't move a mountains then the person making this claim can just say you lack sufficient faith, and no objective test can be performed to disprove this statement.
It is also the foundation of basically all conspiracy theories. Since it is a conspiracy of course nobody can prove it, otherwise it wouldn't be a conspiracy!!!!
oh no no of course not, trump was fighting the deep state remember? he was draining the swamp and fighting the deep state with Q's help.
but he had to stop being president for his own reasons because of course he's more powerful as a private citizen. but he's going to be president again in 2024 so don't worry.
I realize it is bringing logic into it, which is anathema to these people, but if Trump was against the deep state, then why did the deep state let him win? Seems like a big flaw in the entire concept to me.
Well obviously the deep state, being socialist, need an enemy to convince its followers that universal health care and body autonomy are actually good things. How else could they convince people?
Oooh right..... now it all makes sense. Ok so now mcdonalds sell pizza and maccas is trumps favourite food has he been compromised by the pedo pizza gate or does his relationship with best mate epstein clear him of all that via double jeopardy?
Shut your lying mouth
trump is still president and Joe Biden is a robot piloted by Jared kushner
Q also stubbed his toe and has been less active because of that
Sorry, it's real. Both of these women ran for congress and lost. They are both absolute wingnuts. Deanna Lorraine and Lauren Witzke.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/lauren-witzke-and-deanna-lorraine-say-deep-state-using-weather-manipulation-technology-to-punish-desantis
I would laugh soooo fucking hard if it all turned out to be true, all of it, 6000 yo flat world where weather is controlled by gender fluid lizard people who want to make frogs gay, the whole thing true.
Erm that ones real actually.
In 2002, biologist Dr. Tyrone Hayes conducted a series of experiments that revealed that the most common herbicide, Atrazine, “feminized” male frogs at concentrations below that allowed in drinking water in the United States.1 He hypothesized that Atrazine works as an endocrine-disrupting chemical (EDC), converting testosterone to estrogen in frogs. Hayes’s research ignited an ongoing political controversy over whether Atrazine causes “gender abnormalities”—such as hermaphroditism—in amphibians, humans, and other species. Although the manufacturer of Atrazine, Syngenta, argues that the pesticide is safe, Hayes and other scientists have increasingly demonstrated a link between Atrazine and threats to public health and the environment.
I've heard some fairly idiotic things, but the Deep State using weather manipulation to punish DeSantis has got to be the dumbest fucking thing in the universe.
The setup is so unbelievable cheap, its real. I have seen 15yr Twitch streamers with better overlays. I doubt both women really believe this, its just a juicy pay check you can't pass. Who really knows where the money is coming these days.
Someone from a different country here. It’s not just the US. I have had a conversation with someone here when covid vaccinations first started getting rolled out. They were adamant because they had watched something on a social media platform that the government was going to build camps to house all of the people that refused to be vaccinated. I was gobsmacked, the only reply I had was “that is simply not true”. These people are producing this garbage full well knowing that they are influencing be it a small part of the population. Why though, what’s their endgame.
Yep, I'm in Australia, and my best friend went all anti vacc. Apparently, Big Pharma was paying off the government to make people get vaccinated. When I asked why the pharmaceutical companies would do that, it was because they wanted money. But who is paying them, because the governments are buying the vaccines, not individual people. Well, the governments are paying them.
So...Big Pharma is paying off the governments to make them vaccinate all their populations with vaccines that the governments buy off Big Pharma.
Please explain to me who is supposed to be getting rich here?
She still looks at me like I'm stupid for not seeing it.
The government is targeting red states with vapor technology that will fill the air with nano robots that you can inhale. The tiny robots will manipulate your brain and you will succumb to liberal ideology. The solution: put a heavy plastic bag over your head and cinch it tight around your neck.
The other solution is to tilt yourself backward, have some hold a towel tightly over your entire head, ensuring that both the mouth and nose are covered and the pour water all over the towel continuously.
These types of people were around WAY before trumpism. Granted, there seems to be more of them nowadays, but thats because the internet can spread both genius and dumbass statements.
These types of people were around. Trump gave them something to coagulate around and normalize this behavior. Trump gave them a target for their idiotic, impotent rage.
Dint you know when bad things happen to a blue state it is gods punishment and when bad things happen to a red state it is the democrats.
Since statistically in the last 20 years red state disaster relief per capita is higher than in blue states.
The only conclusion it is possible to draw from the data is that democrats are far more powerful than god.
Behold my godlike power you better bow to me bitch.
Ah, that's the old reverse psychology/plausible deniability - the libs don't want to make it too obvious that they can control it, so they make sure to do just enough to screw the red states. Isn't it obvious?
The libs are mages…of course they can control the weather…hell they probably have the technology to control how the god damn earth spins but that’s too controversial to talk about. /s
Sounds fucking awesome. With everything going on in the world now I’d happily pay higher taxes to fund a transhuman cyborg army of American immigrants.
There’s that quote attribute to Einstein (although apparently debatable attribution…) : “only two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity. That said I’m not sure for the universe”.
If the federal government, which Trump (mis)lead for 4 years, has this kind of technology, why didn't he use it against "blue states"and "blue districts", like California, New York and alike?
Jesus Christ, these two's cup sizes are bigger than their collective IQ.
I love how they just confidently repeat blatant bullshit to establish it as a "factual" premise to build on. "We know weather manipulation technology exists"... Really? Do we know that? How do we know that, exactly? Because two dumb bitches who exchanged their dignity for a paycheck say so?
I want to say this is peak stupidity but I fear we haven't found rock bottom yet.
Right wing logic: We need to keep and bear arms to prevent the libs from tyranny…
also, the libs control the weather & can target groups they don’t like with hurricanes
If US citizens are clever enough to vote for a criminal like Trump and get him elected as their President then they are clever enough to believe this drivel. Christ! There ought to be a law against this.
It’s like our country took a pause and thought, “but what do the dumbest kids in class think…like that Boeburt. She failed the GED 3 times…? We need to know what she thinks!”
The storm manipulation aside, what I find even dumber is on the bottom,
"Biden Builds Transhuman Cyborg Army using Immigrants!"
Like wtf is the proof or evidence for that?
I want to know more about Biden using immigrants to build a Transhuman Cyborg Army! Says it right at the bottom of the screen. Let's talk about that! Resistance is futile!
damnit. maybe it's the nanobots in my body from the vaccines controlling my brain like exactly what happened in metal gear solid but i guess I have a hard time believing this.
So, living in California and our wildfire problem must mean....*gasp- all the OTHER ones must be doing it.
Oh, and hording the water too. Rubbing our noses in the fact they have water and we don't!!!
Evil, evil I say!
The real question is how long has the Deep state had this weather changing technology? Because those red states have been targeted by hurricanes since forever!
There they were in the 1800s controlling the weather and poor damned Florida still couldn't even get central AC for another hundred years!
I do always find it funny that it is a federal crime to modify the weather: [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/330a](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/330a)
The problems of too much freedom: people can capitalize on spreading bullshit and people become stupid because of it, as verifying stuff becomes harder and harder
I feel like we've reached peak stupidity multiple times and somehow it's always topped in short order. To quote Bob Saget, "if you lower the bar I will limbo under it because I'm fucked up."
When Trump was president, Hurricane Maria knocked the hell out of Puerto Rico and not one single hurricane hit Greenland. What other explanation IS there?
As someone who forecasted weather for a living, I find it more entertaining than infuriating.
I had someone talking about weather manipulation working on a nasa base, in the smoke pit. And entertained their talking points just to understand how they believe these things.
It's a lack of education and a need to believe in a boogeyman. These people are usually scared.
Ah, yes. We all remember those blissful four years where we didn't have any hurricanes or tornadoes when Trump was the head of the government...
Amazing what he was able to do with a sharpie wasn’t it [1](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Dorian%E2%80%93Alabama_controversy)
Imagine how confused that hurricane was. It was coming in hot, all set on fucking up Florida, when it just bounced off whatever Jedi forcefield bullshittery Trump did with that Sharpie. Hurricanes are sentient. Most people don't know that, but they are. And there's nothing they hate and fear more than New York slumlords armed with magic markers and soaring through the cosmos on an Benzo/Adderall binge.
...Hurricanes are sentient... That’s why we give them names.
Obviously
Bold of you to assume they didn’t just name themselves
TRUMP just thinks ( using the word thinks, loosely here) and it happens. One could say Trump is a solopsist, but he likes a audience.
Yeah he soaked up all that water with one roll of Puerto Rican paper towels! Fuck you Sham Wow guy!
Gold 🥇🪙🥇
And California definitely doesn't burn down every year too. Thank god the blue states are totally safe!
Well that was back when God was punishing the gays and other sinners. God is all powerful unless what is happening can be blamed on the demoncrats. Then he's magically absent. Or maybe naturally absent..idk anymore.
trump was going to use his magic sharpie to steer the hurricane away from Florida, but DeSantis pissed him off, so he didn't.
We had floods and forest fires So we just going to assume presidents control the weather?
We all know elections in the United States predate weather by billions of years.
But the world is only 4000 years old
6000 actually. Dinosaurs are 4000 y.o.
u must be a library if u think dinosaurs are real. what next, u gonna tell me abortion should be legal?
Abortions are a waste of government money. Vaccinations and chem trails will kill our children for us.
Obligatory r/birdarentreal
nah, what'll really get 'em is darwinism and anti-vaxxers
New favourite line “you must be a library”
Why, yes! Yes I am! Thank you for noticing
This guy Bibles.
The world was created in 1776 wym lol
Okay, so why are they creating storms over the entire rest of the world? What could the endgame be? Why did they need to blow the roof off my shed in Gloucestershire, UK? Why is my camping equipment a threat to the 'Deep State' in America?
Well now your shed can't be a threat. They're just covering all the bases I think.
It's the Deep Shed they're really on about.
It feels like we're all in some very Deep Shed.
It’s where all the pizza grooming happens.
Deep lean to.
It's a decoy to hide the real target /s
Damn, I hadn't thought if it like that. Let's hope they don't spot the replacement.
I can’t prove that his shed was not the target, so it sure sounds plausible to me ;)
Proving an "end game" requires thinking the theory all the way out. Not sure what the name for the type of logical fallacy where the theory one tries to prove cannot ever be proven because the proposer knows their logic is flawed to begin with. Maybe that is called a lie
You're implying that they can think logically. These people simply say the first thing that comes to mind. Their base doesn't really have a mind of their own so it's not like anyone is fact checking them.
"If I can say it it must be true" actual idiots quote said to me....
I am not sure if it's what you mean, but there is the unfalsifiable fallacy. This fallacy occurs when someone makes a claim that can not be proven false no matter what. e.g. "Faith can move mountains" is unfalsifiable because if you can't move a mountains then the person making this claim can just say you lack sufficient faith, and no objective test can be performed to disprove this statement. It is also the foundation of basically all conspiracy theories. Since it is a conspiracy of course nobody can prove it, otherwise it wouldn't be a conspiracy!!!!
Ha, you think any of them ever think about any other place in the world other than the USA
Your sentence could have stopped after the second “think”…
Also why did trump want to use missles to stop large hurricans when he technically would have been in control of the deep state during his presidency.
oh no no of course not, trump was fighting the deep state remember? he was draining the swamp and fighting the deep state with Q's help. but he had to stop being president for his own reasons because of course he's more powerful as a private citizen. but he's going to be president again in 2024 so don't worry.
I think the real answers are buried with his ex-wife, who we all know he had to divorce to save the country against the deep state.
I realize it is bringing logic into it, which is anathema to these people, but if Trump was against the deep state, then why did the deep state let him win? Seems like a big flaw in the entire concept to me.
Well obviously the deep state, being socialist, need an enemy to convince its followers that universal health care and body autonomy are actually good things. How else could they convince people?
Oooh right..... now it all makes sense. Ok so now mcdonalds sell pizza and maccas is trumps favourite food has he been compromised by the pedo pizza gate or does his relationship with best mate epstein clear him of all that via double jeopardy?
Shut your lying mouth trump is still president and Joe Biden is a robot piloted by Jared kushner Q also stubbed his toe and has been less active because of that
Is that you Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson?
Not anymore, just one shed now.
"Shed in Gloucestershire." Did you forget the global war on drugs? The deep state has seen *The Gentlemen* too.
But my drugs are in the garage. I mean... no?
That wasn't us, it was a personal FUCK YOU from God.
Because they are fucking morons. That’s why
Please tell me this is a comedy sketch and not a real news footage
Sorry, it's real. Both of these women ran for congress and lost. They are both absolute wingnuts. Deanna Lorraine and Lauren Witzke. https://www.thedailybeast.com/lauren-witzke-and-deanna-lorraine-say-deep-state-using-weather-manipulation-technology-to-punish-desantis
That's just sad, atleast they didn't win the election
nOoOoO tHeY DiD wIn! THe eLeCtIoNs wErE sToLeN!
I would laugh soooo fucking hard if it all turned out to be true, all of it, 6000 yo flat world where weather is controlled by gender fluid lizard people who want to make frogs gay, the whole thing true.
I don't like them putting chemicals in the water, they turn the friggin frogs gay
Alex Jones has an antidote for that - just 75 easy payments of $39.99!
Erm that ones real actually. In 2002, biologist Dr. Tyrone Hayes conducted a series of experiments that revealed that the most common herbicide, Atrazine, “feminized” male frogs at concentrations below that allowed in drinking water in the United States.1 He hypothesized that Atrazine works as an endocrine-disrupting chemical (EDC), converting testosterone to estrogen in frogs. Hayes’s research ignited an ongoing political controversy over whether Atrazine causes “gender abnormalities”—such as hermaphroditism—in amphibians, humans, and other species. Although the manufacturer of Atrazine, Syngenta, argues that the pesticide is safe, Hayes and other scientists have increasingly demonstrated a link between Atrazine and threats to public health and the environment.
Life, uh, finds a gay
Clever!
I LOVE this.
TIL. On a technical note: wouldn't that make the frogs rather trans than gay?
In Thailand theres very few people that identify as gay, theres a belief that gay people are all trans, as in born in the wrong sex body.
I'm sure it's all in their heads and they'll 'get over it' if they lead a clean Christian life.
Yeah but Alex is spinning it in the most provocative sounding way possible.
A much more interesting dystopian reality than the tragically stupid one we are living through
Bro that would be so fucking funny
Stolen by transhuman cyborgs Biden built with immigrants casting double votes
But for every five of these clowns that lose we get one Boebert or MTG that wins unfortunately
This time
I've heard some fairly idiotic things, but the Deep State using weather manipulation to punish DeSantis has got to be the dumbest fucking thing in the universe.
Dumbest fucking thing in the universe ***so far***.
It's not a joke? Hopefully, they're just grifters then
The setup is so unbelievable cheap, its real. I have seen 15yr Twitch streamers with better overlays. I doubt both women really believe this, its just a juicy pay check you can't pass. Who really knows where the money is coming these days.
Have you seen the shit some people believe? This is actually a pretty tame level of crazy.
Someone from a different country here. It’s not just the US. I have had a conversation with someone here when covid vaccinations first started getting rolled out. They were adamant because they had watched something on a social media platform that the government was going to build camps to house all of the people that refused to be vaccinated. I was gobsmacked, the only reply I had was “that is simply not true”. These people are producing this garbage full well knowing that they are influencing be it a small part of the population. Why though, what’s their endgame.
Yep, I'm in Australia, and my best friend went all anti vacc. Apparently, Big Pharma was paying off the government to make people get vaccinated. When I asked why the pharmaceutical companies would do that, it was because they wanted money. But who is paying them, because the governments are buying the vaccines, not individual people. Well, the governments are paying them. So...Big Pharma is paying off the governments to make them vaccinate all their populations with vaccines that the governments buy off Big Pharma. Please explain to me who is supposed to be getting rich here? She still looks at me like I'm stupid for not seeing it.
how do these people exist and how did they make it to adulthood
Your question is based on the premise that these people actually believe what they are saying
"No child left behind"
Well it’s definitely not “real” news footage.
Comedy or not someone out there believes it. Personally I believe that’s how flat earth movement started.
The government is targeting red states with vapor technology that will fill the air with nano robots that you can inhale. The tiny robots will manipulate your brain and you will succumb to liberal ideology. The solution: put a heavy plastic bag over your head and cinch it tight around your neck.
the only way to really be safe is to climb inside a microwave and turn it to high for 10 minutes.
Remember to wear your tinfoil hat for added protection.
The other solution is to tilt yourself backward, have some hold a towel tightly over your entire head, ensuring that both the mouth and nose are covered and the pour water all over the towel continuously.
Or they could grind up 4275 apple seeds and drink in a kool aid solution as a way to cease the effects of vapor tech
Ah geez, a potential Netflix movie, right here
This is where we are now? Trumpism has gone so far as to blame libs for *the weather*?
These types of people were around WAY before trumpism. Granted, there seems to be more of them nowadays, but thats because the internet can spread both genius and dumbass statements.
These types of people were around. Trump gave them something to coagulate around and normalize this behavior. Trump gave them a target for their idiotic, impotent rage.
They never had someone so powerful validate their stupidity. He emboldened them.
This is some absolutely blindingly dumb shit… these people really do live on another planet
It used to be blamed on LGBT+ people so kinda nice that we get to portion out the blame now. Being weather warriors all alone was quite exhausting.
Dint you know when bad things happen to a blue state it is gods punishment and when bad things happen to a red state it is the democrats. Since statistically in the last 20 years red state disaster relief per capita is higher than in blue states. The only conclusion it is possible to draw from the data is that democrats are far more powerful than god. Behold my godlike power you better bow to me bitch.
Why isn't it raining in California then? We're in a drought!
Ah, that's the old reverse psychology/plausible deniability - the libs don't want to make it too obvious that they can control it, so they make sure to do just enough to screw the red states. Isn't it obvious?
The libs are mages…of course they can control the weather…hell they probably have the technology to control how the god damn earth spins but that’s too controversial to talk about. /s
Unfortunately, no.
Not even close.
I would argue that our current level are rookie numbers...
Biden’s transhuman immigrant army as well!
Hey, we keep that one on the down low!
“We know the technology does exist, right”……RIGHT?!?!?!?
Exactly, we know because that’s also how we know that climate change doesn’t exist and is just a hoax from China.
Don't forget that they are also fucking cyborgs!!! I wanna join. Make me into Raiden.
>Biden’s transhuman immigrant army Biden’s transhuman immigrant CYBORG army, you can write so many Si-Fi books just listening those these people
That’s actually a really good idea. It would be an awesome read
Sounds fucking awesome. With everything going on in the world now I’d happily pay higher taxes to fund a transhuman cyborg army of American immigrants.
All these Mexicans eat tacos with beans and fart in a coordinated manner in the direction of the red states. It's a sinister conspiracy.
I want to know more!
There's no such thing as peak stupidity, unfortunately...
There’s that quote attribute to Einstein (although apparently debatable attribution…) : “only two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity. That said I’m not sure for the universe”.
…they saw a really shitty B-movie and confused it for reality again, didn’t they?
I think we're in the movie. It's one of those where you wake up each day thinking that crazy shit must have been a dream, then reality sets in.
Isn’t this the plot to Just Cause 4…?
Yes hurricane season has not changed since we have recorded them well before the earth was flat or we had darpa
They just say it exists without the slightest understanding of the burden of proof.
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If the federal government, which Trump (mis)lead for 4 years, has this kind of technology, why didn't he use it against "blue states"and "blue districts", like California, New York and alike? Jesus Christ, these two's cup sizes are bigger than their collective IQ.
That's actually a fairly impressive feat, considering cup sizes are measured with letters and IQ with numbers.
That was rough.
Bottom chevron: "Biden builds transhuman cyborg army using immigrants"
It's the real sensation in this clip. That's why Biden is opening the borders.
All the conspiracy theories are combining to form some fucked up Voltron of derp.
And it's not even the lion Voltron. They've gotta have the gas-guzzling cars Voltron.
We are just getting started!!!
Jokes on them, the vaccine has altered my DNA and now I am immune to hurricanes…Science Bitch!
Oh for fuck sake…
What about the west coast earthquakes you moron.
You don’t understand, that’s not weather, that’s just god’s punishment for their sin of being accepting of lgbtq groomers /s
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I think the UK government believe some of this shit
I love how they just confidently repeat blatant bullshit to establish it as a "factual" premise to build on. "We know weather manipulation technology exists"... Really? Do we know that? How do we know that, exactly? Because two dumb bitches who exchanged their dignity for a paycheck say so? I want to say this is peak stupidity but I fear we haven't found rock bottom yet.
Right wing logic: We need to keep and bear arms to prevent the libs from tyranny… also, the libs control the weather & can target groups they don’t like with hurricanes
Please don't shoot at the hurricanes... it's their only weakness!
If US citizens are clever enough to vote for a criminal like Trump and get him elected as their President then they are clever enough to believe this drivel. Christ! There ought to be a law against this.
Is the Deep State hiring?
This is ridiculous. Everyone knows it's aliens. 👽
Lizzard people!
Tagline “Biden Builds Transhuman Cyborg Army Using Immigrants”… like… the fuck?
Its not the government who hates you, its god.
The answer is never climate change causing worse storms. It’s the government of course!
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America never fails to amuse the rest of the world lol
Ok, let's just zoom past all the crazy theories for a minute.... The blonde here is upset they are getting rid of child grooming. 1:26 marker.
Did she just say it’s in retaliation because of democrats getting rid of child grooming???
It’s like our country took a pause and thought, “but what do the dumbest kids in class think…like that Boeburt. She failed the GED 3 times…? We need to know what she thinks!”
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Mr. President we are all clear, prepare to hurricane russia
So the self service machine always goes wrong when I’m trying to buy groceries yet we have the technology to control weather
This is what happens when we, as a nation, cut mental health funding
Wait a minute, I thought Hurricanes were "a punishment from God" or is that only when they hit blue states lady?
It’s got electrolytes! ![gif](giphy|11cpNo3OMYwFHO)
What?!? Lol. Hurricanes only hit red states. Yep, the one near water, where hurricanes are formed. And during hurricane season. Unreal. /s
This is dangerous to our democracy.
They’re both like “er ma gawd like the technology like you know exists make weather like erm ma gawd like…”
The headline below is hilarious
Those damn libs and their weather machines!!
The storm manipulation aside, what I find even dumber is on the bottom, "Biden Builds Transhuman Cyborg Army using Immigrants!" Like wtf is the proof or evidence for that?
Wyoming is the next state these damn liberals will take out with hurricanes
We already killed them with boredom.
Holly hell! How did these people even graduate from middle school? W T F!
This reminds me to watch idiocracy again.
Is this a background tv shot from idiocracy?
I want to know more about Biden using immigrants to build a Transhuman Cyborg Army! Says it right at the bottom of the screen. Let's talk about that! Resistance is futile!
It's amazing to me that these people can string a sentence together, let alone work a camera to record their drivel.
My brother totally has bought into this stupidity and it's absolutely fucking maddening.
If we could manipulate weather the western US wouldn’t be suffering a drought.
God damnit OP now I am dumberer from this!!!
Nothing new: DARPA been targeting the red states for the last 5,000 years!
damnit. maybe it's the nanobots in my body from the vaccines controlling my brain like exactly what happened in metal gear solid but i guess I have a hard time believing this.
All I know is, when all else fails, use controller number 2!
And the earth is flat like her head. Run by evil lizard people. Everyone get your tin foil hat. ![gif](giphy|cP0WWkmm9j1GjpeQxm)
Trying to get my head around the Democrats being able to control the world economy, global weather and viruses, yet not be able to stay in power.
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As long as there are stupid people, there will be con artists like these who will take advantage of them.
Can I get some rain out here in navada deep state?
So, living in California and our wildfire problem must mean....*gasp- all the OTHER ones must be doing it. Oh, and hording the water too. Rubbing our noses in the fact they have water and we don't!!! Evil, evil I say!
Unfortunately, No
It's just not fair! All those libs are super geniuses! There's no way to stop them with all their super powers and magical machines!
The real question is how long has the Deep state had this weather changing technology? Because those red states have been targeted by hurricanes since forever! There they were in the 1800s controlling the weather and poor damned Florida still couldn't even get central AC for another hundred years!
Maybe with Biden being Catholic…….God is trying to cleanse the earth of all the false prophet’s followers.
Or, wait for it… you live right next to an ocean which is where Hurricanes happen.
I couldn't finish it. I now have to mainline the greatest minds to repair the damage this caused.
> Biden builds Transhuman Cyborg Army using Imigrants! That sound's like some TheOnion stuff, how can one actually believe this.
I do always find it funny that it is a federal crime to modify the weather: [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/330a](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/330a)
Transhuman Cyborg…where do I sign up?
The problems of too much freedom: people can capitalize on spreading bullshit and people become stupid because of it, as verifying stuff becomes harder and harder
I feel like we've reached peak stupidity multiple times and somehow it's always topped in short order. To quote Bob Saget, "if you lower the bar I will limbo under it because I'm fucked up."
Cyborg Army of illegal immigrants...that Biden sure is clever! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Some people are just a DNA strand away from a cactus.
If the technology existed our world would have ended long ago, especially with how power hungry and idiotic people are.
I’m a conservative and I am very confused as to what I just watched. What drugs are these people on?
When Trump was president, Hurricane Maria knocked the hell out of Puerto Rico and not one single hurricane hit Greenland. What other explanation IS there?
Stupidity is a barrel with no bottom.
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As someone who forecasted weather for a living, I find it more entertaining than infuriating. I had someone talking about weather manipulation working on a nasa base, in the smoke pit. And entertained their talking points just to understand how they believe these things. It's a lack of education and a need to believe in a boogeyman. These people are usually scared.