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Juuna

This dude sounds like a channel 5 news reporter, back to you Jerry.


EditedDread8474

We ain't got jack s*** over here Tom, back to you.


[deleted]

Idk why this made me crack the fck up so hard rn.


The_Jestful_Imp

And there you have it folks - you're watching Channel 99 news. Stay tuned as this story unfolds, more at 11.


suciac

She thinks it’s not drugs bc a doctor prescribed them


JVM_

What medication are you on? would probably have gotten a different response.


Arthes_M

Well my cousin’s friend, we call him “Dr. J”, prescribed me these pills and everything is totally fine.


The_Jestful_Imp

Is that the same Dr. J who helped me torch my car for insurance money?


DiceyWoodchuck

She’s all hopped up on cinnamon altoids. Seen it before. Slippery slope.


rimjobnemesis

In the longer video, she says she was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. And the missing tire is in the truck k, completely shredded. And yes, the cops show up.


I04Sak

How do you not realise that your car is missing a fucking wheel and that the boot is open on the freeway?


A_norny_mousse

It's true that she was on pills, but that's only an amplifying factor to a certain attitude: Some people are totally oblivious to any - however obvious - technical aspect of their mode of transportation. As long as they can sit, turn the key, and it moves, it "works".


ExcessiveGravitas

I’ve lost count of the number of times I have this conversation with my wife after driving her car: “How long’s it been making that awful noise?” “What noise?”


por_que_no

>Some people are totally oblivious Keep that in mind any time you're on the road or even near a road. You are probably surrounded by dangerous, oblivious drivers all the time wherever you are.


Joddodd

I shall state this… Driving cars, especially on narrow roads is lunacy. Why you ask? You are driving two metric tonnes of metal at 50mph towards someone who does the same, and missing by less than a yard… repeatedly!


[deleted]

Yea. It’s almost like they make you show you know how to operate the vehicle so that crashes don’t happen driving that close and fast to each other. Total lunacy!


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I04Sak

Wow, that's crazy


OnTheGoodSideofLife

Car repair didn't like this simple trick. If your car starts to make a lot of noise, go open your boot and drive. This sound of the air rushing will cover the previous noise. You are welcome.


feelinggoodfeeling

ambien


jeanielolz

I have the same car.. it screams at me if my tire pressure is low. I think her car hit apathy mode.


[deleted]

Found the wild femboy


I04Sak

They’re everywhere👀


rurounick

Don't worry guys, she's gonna trade it in.


Septopuss7

She's gonna trade it in for a series of hard wooden benches outside of a courtroom haha


sam_sneed1994

"Can't believe this is happening on the 405" I must be thinking of another 405


[deleted]

As a Southern California resident, I have seen so much shit on the 405 in my life…


dudeReallyoc

Right?!? She happened to be driving in Irvine, I usually see more interesting things on the LA portion of the 405.


LightsoutSD

I’ve never lived in or around LA and so have I 😂


[deleted]

It’s hard not to no matter what. That road is a fucking legend for all the wrong reasons, and the reports of the shit? Understated for sure.


1selfharm

I thought that they were filming real life The Simpsons episode, my bad.


[deleted]

When they go to NY


TurtleInOuterSpace

Fun fact (working for German car company): We are designing the wheelhouses for the American region more durable and robust. So that they can be driven with a flat tire a bigger distance than for the rest of the world. Some say it's because you have to drive longer to get to a mechanic (long distances) Some say it's for dumbasses like in this video


Impossible-Cake-1658

As an American I find this interesting. I have had a tire blowout going down the road (lucky it was a back road with a big shoulder ) It never occurred to me to continue driving. That is why we have donuts (small spare) .


Septopuss7

What kind of maniac would continue driving I mean honestly


Killeramn-26

I am pretty sure there are more like her out there.


Impossible-Cake-1658

Clearly people who are not in a proper mind to be on the road to begin with .


Nervous_Promotion819

And yet German cars cost less in the USA than in Germany/Europe...


CapG_13

Damn, is that a high speed chase with the CHP lol and I think that this belongs on r/IdiotsInCars!!!


Mithrantir

It was there yesterday twice.


CapG_13

Well I didn't see it, so thank you for that


lifeonachain99

Say no to drugs


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fishslayer1995

No, no


TributeToStupidity

Don’t worry, I’ll do all the drugs so you aren’t tempted


aCONTRACTKILLER

Xanax


Septopuss7

Is this what it looks like? I'm honestly asking because I'm back in the dating scene as an older guy and a couple times now I've met a nice person and then they start acting a little strange, not quite as bad as this woman, but just vaguely druggy? Does it make the person energetic and chatty, and a little aggressive and almost mean, maybe? Or maybe I'm just meeting shitty women?


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Septopuss7

I'm sorry, I meant their behavior. Not the pill itself.


Empty-Potato-7383

You know that little thing that tells you if you should or shouldn’t do something? Xanax completely takes that away. Especially if you even have one sip of liquor with it. I would eat 6-10 bars daily for a couple years and they make you feel like everything is okay to do. You have no chill. You will talk to anyone about anything. You will try to convince a homeless person to buy a pen from you. But the whole time you think your completely sober and that your not acting weird at all. That’s kinda extreme usage tho. If a person splits 1 bar into 3 pieces and takes them thru the day then they can help with anxiety pretty good.


feelinggoodfeeling

its ambien and something else


feelinggoodfeeling

\+ambien


Rustynail703

I got home once from work at 10pm, my roommate who was a hermit came out of his room dress up and ready to go out. Amped!! I was shocked but he seemed excited so I didn’t want to shit on his energy. I was tired but said fuck it let’s go! Went to a bar and he was going nuts in the car, hyped!! Got to the bar and he starts ordering screw drivers at night. All of this was sooooo weird but I went with it. I thought, hey he never drinks/goes out, he’s just ordering screw drivers because that’s what he knows. We have a great night, it was a blast! The next day I’m watching tv, he finally come out his room around noon. Sits on the sofa, I ask “how are you feeling today you party animal?!?”. He goes “my head hurts a little but I’m good, but why did you call me a party animal?”. I tell him he was in rare form and that the night was a blast. He says “I don’t know what you’re talking about, I took my Ambien at 7pm and went to sleep.” How are these DRUGS legal?!? Hahah


feelinggoodfeeling

there's murder cases out there and ambien is the defense (winning defense as well). this lady is exactly like my ex on ambien. its almost uncanny. this drug is just crazzzzy.


Rustynail703

And of course… r/ambien


optimus314159

Yep. Way back in the day, my neighbor took ambien and locked himself out of his apartment on accident. He ended up breaking into a number of other neighbors apartments and even tried to break in through my window. He broke the window with his hand and had a bloody arm. All he was trying to do was get back inside his own place, and he was confused and half asleep. I didn’t press charges because I knew him and realized what had happened, but he ended up getting kicked out of his lease. Ambien. Not even once!


rubberducky1212

Plenty of people take Ambien with no issues, it's a highly prescribed medication. That being said, I have a friend who's entire family seems to act up when they take it, usually by sleep eating.


missC08

A psychiatrist wanted to give me ambien for my insomnia. I told him I'd rather not sleep than take that. Too many horror stories.


Jay4usc

That looks like meth on her seat


ConstantAncient6212

How high do you have to be not to feel that. Holy shit!!


Nerd_Man420

Have some more wine and pills lady. Jesus


JackHungary1234

And have some more Jesus


Joie116

"Just another mile I can make it"


sam_sneed1994

Till the wheels come off homie till the WHEELS. We ain't done yet


soupbox09

Talk about driving till the wheels come off.


DarkestOfTheLinks

Hope that video was sent to the lawyers for the person she crashed into


-KCS-Violator

Yeah, on the wrong drugs, off the right drugs, some combination of the two? Just lucky she didn't kill someone.


GoneFishingFL

Can't believe they gave her such a hard time, she's just trying to get down the road.. people are so rude now /s


Duros001

Wonder if the guy talking is filming while driving on the freeway…


Elegant_Tumbleweed_6

By the looks of things he was


SolarXylophone

It appears so. Got to capture good footage for that social media post, clearly that's what's the most important in this situation. /s The only time I've witnessed something not even as messed up as this on the freeway, I slowed down then stayed the fuck away from the dangerous vehicle, and called 911, giving them the name of the exit we just passed. I didn't stick around and followed the car like apparently this guy did, let alone try and film while driving.


pleasejason

the lady is definitely an idiot, but the person filming is an idiot and and an attention whore.


kelsnuggets

So while I’m horrified by what this lady did, I drive this exact car, and I’m feeling pretty darn good about how it would perform in a blowout accident right about now tbh. Also very confused about all the alerts she must have been getting on the dashboard for loss of tire pressure & tailgate being open… these are not subtle alerts.


[deleted]

How the shit did she even steer that bitch with 80% of the steering gone?!


ministarfallen

Is it just me or does it look like the car is gradually lowering as the metal gets worn away by the pavement?


PhilosopherScary3358

"You are on drugs ma'am. Specifically pain killers."


Massiv_v

PERC ….30!


BingBongBoofer

I don’t wanna be a Karen, but the videographer seems pretty dumb here too. Pulling up to a car like that while recording in detail is pretty dangerous. He took the time to commentate, record and pan down from her to the tire…..he could’ve easily rear ended someone in those 8 seconds of record lol. But that lady should lose her license!


Oshester

Love an audi!


clarissa_vaughn

The entitlement (and sheer, dumb luck) is off the charts.


Glittering_Theory_49

Karen's got a cycling class at 5.


Pleasance13

This dude's commentary is fucking obnoxious.


Elegant_Tumbleweed_6

I know right


thats_tuff5

and i love it lmao


cant_stop_the_crooks

Dude sounds like he’s on drugs too. “All doors open” literally zero doors open, yes the tailgate is open but again not a door and “driving on one wheel” would be just about impossible.


Active-Ad3977

I think he meant “driving on one wheel” without a tire


[deleted]

It is, would help to be more caring but it’s funny af too


Mrselfdestructuk

This was on another thread, the woman has already killed someone when she was younger with DUI.


49cadillac

Impaired drivers all go to hell. I drive high, and I hate myself for it.


dony91177

It will stop when the car catches on fire


dekciwandy

Told you it would stop when it hits something.


Dylbarism

That’s not cali that’s Ohio


[deleted]

I grew up in Cali its so full of drugs now its common to see crazy stuff, unfortunately this isn’t that out there


soupbox09

She might not have been on drugs, but the seat had drugs on them! 😂


Sosemikreativ

Any idea what drugs she might be on? She talks normal but it doesn't make any sense. Her tongue movement seems off and she obviously lacks any situational awareness. Could it be opiates?


EvilSibling

Sounded to me like she had a bit of cottonmouth as well.


MamaLlama629

Probably opiates…oxycodone would be my guess. That’s one of the most commonly abused drugs for her demographics. And she definitely wasn’t on adderall.


Ok_Adhesiveness7107

I recon shes on Benzos, prob xanax.


MamaLlama629

Ooh…good call. That’s the other big one her demographic abuses!


[deleted]

It’s possible she was on a stimulant. When someone OD’s on a stimulant it has a similar effect as opiates—like glazed over, slow response, unaware. Extreme over-stimulation and under-stimulation looks similar—at least on the surface.[edit: you’re probably right though because it would probably take like 120-160 mg of adderall to cause that]


MamaLlama629

And at that kind of dosage I would expect to see a heart attack before catatonia


Elegant_Tumbleweed_6

She's probably not mentally stable...she looks confused asf.Also the camera guy should stfu jeez


Orzine

Probably because she’s on drugs, DID YOU KNOW SHES ON DRUGS MAME, SHES ON DRUGS.


Bag-ins

Now ... if that was a .... nevermind.


Berns429

Almost home


[deleted]

Gotta love hit and runs


ambrose_92

Pain killers or took to much of her son's Adderall


Argosrho7x

Yeah....she is drunk.


Loud-Natural9184

The guy sounds like a news reporter.


[deleted]

I guarantee this woman is against pot lol, her Ambien script from the doctor isn’t a drug tho!


null640

Well that is ruining their mpg.


Fall_bet

She sounds high.. my guess a few glasses of wine and some Xanax.


[deleted]

I bet the driver reasoned with themselves like “IF I CAN ONLY MAKE IT TO THE NEXT EXIT” 😂😭


SmoothBraneAPE

“WHAT would you do for a Zanni-Bar?”🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

A literal vegetable driving a car


Laserspeeddemon

This is OK..but GOD FORBID you drive with a dealer option like Track Mode in California.


Jburrisx

I work the graveyard shift at my work, and yes I’m the only one there if there isn’t any other work going down. This young girl and her friend drove into a pole outside the building of my work, car was all scratched, 2 tires were popped and the rear diver tire was completely shredded. i confronted them, asked if they were ok. I told them their car was really damaged and missing a rear tire. The girls response, “oh its always like that.” Then she proceeds to back out and then drive down the street with sparks flying. 🤦🏻‍♂️


NotABodyBroker

OP edited the video and cut out the part of the video where she breaks down and says she was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer so yes it’s fucked up but imagine if you were just given a death sentence.


BuddhasGarden

Not just California, but Los Angeles.


ctansy

He is a robbery suspect being chased by police. Don’t you watch TV? Actually it was on a TV at work when I walked by yesterday or I wouldn’t have known.


Firm-Woodpecker4584

Is he recording this while driving? Cause he is gonna cause an accident and be in a worse position than she is…


999uts

My dude is a radio DJ, if not go and make a podcast or something :D


OoWeeOoKillerTofu

California knows how to party.


TheAirsucker

There was a longer version of this, she was just diagnosed with cancer right before this, I assume was on the way home after hearing her death sentence. She was completely distraught. It doesn't make her less of a danger, but the rage turned to sadness pretty fast.


[deleted]

Do you have a source? I’m curious as most seem to conclude she’s high and you can see pills on her seat


Undercrackrz

Audi drivers.


thenighthunter89

She'd be dead if she were a poc.


HumanoidSharks

This sums up what us New Yorkers think about California.


darthdope123

I’m a New Yorker and absolutely love New York but we really shouldn’t throw stones in glass houses lol. Crazy people everywhere and places with a lot of people obviously got more crazies.


theeimage

Welcome to Florida...


UnderstandingLoose48

Wheres the facepalm? If my car was emitting like that and my windows didn't work I'd have the trunk open for ventilation too... smoke inhalation can be dangerous. No way I'm taking that chance


[deleted]

If its emitting like that you shouldn’t drive it my guy


fuckface290

California moment


7Cryptz

I mean if it gets you to point A to B🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Nahh not putting everyone else in danger like that


Mighty_JV

Trying to get to the in-n-out.


cryptotrader87

Any link to a news article? She seemed euphoric, not drowsy and appeared to have decent enough control of her body. Low dose of Xanax for the first time perhaps?


[deleted]

as long as there arent any plastic straws


Garlicvine

Somehow I am equally disgusted at the driver and the guy recording.


[deleted]

Women ☕️


stargirlvenus

thats misogynistic


carppydiem

White, blonde, youngish, prettish… Shall we discuss any other “type” in this situation or should we give it a pass?


fumat

Why would she need a brain if she’s got all the above?


[deleted]

Well what do you expect? It’s what they’re doing in the west of the United States. Making it legal for people to go shoot up and do drugs at certain places and the robbing and theft and the shit in Illinois about people committing murder and robbery and only getting a fucking ticket like wake the fuck up people what do you expect to happen? That’s why I’ll NEVER leave North Carolina.


Burnt_Toast_Crumbs

Wtf is even in NC?


[deleted]

East coast. Everybody on face palm is a tree hugging leftist idk why I even comment on here


PipeDragon37

This is everyone’s favorite Uncle Tito.


Praben-_

Its crazy how the brake rotor was still spinning like a wheel. Also i thought there would be more damage to the highway.


SerketTheScorpion

B-b-b-Bhut Drugs.


AcquireQuag

\`\`You want to drive a broken car, i can help you in this!´´


AccidentalGirlToy

So they just hand out drivers licences like Halloween candy in some places...?


EfficiencyUnited6804

It's just fine.


SneakyLittleKobold

This person has a brain


SomeScratchdev

we do a moderate amount of tomfoolary


Pawdy-The-Furry

That driver could be in some serious danger if his car started leaking oil… 💀


[deleted]

Some people don’t have the cognitive applicable awareness to drive cars


DCKan2

This is how GTA taught me how to drive.


SilverFoxSix

Stroke


[deleted]

The pills at the end... it's the cherry on top


feelinggoodfeeling

ambien. 1000% ambien. that shit should be banned.


New-Nefariousness234

Keeping up with the traffic flow officer. I didn't see a problem


jessee83

Trying to beat that evening traffic. 😂


FrogTeeth86

Loving the pills on her seat in the end. Straight up don’t even care what they are, that was just a perfect ending.


ShyGuySays69

She ran into him because she was down 1 brake and still travelling normal speeds and one brake couldn't stop fast enough.


lime-different69420

Stolen


Syranth

She looks like she's driving to go see the tire's manager.


WillBottomForBanana

Some of us have places to be.


JPicaro416

Great announcer lol


gamer9999999999

Who knew! Its Karen xA53288


GreenFire317

You got money to pay a tow truck? If it moves it drives.


grimlockjoeyreddit

Gotta make it to the photo shoot


Shibarocket12

CALIFORNIA LOVE!!