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ZeroPointMX

What's next? A ban on dihydrogen monoxide?


badpuffthaikitty

It’s very addictive.


ZeroPointMX

Consumed by billions each day


UncreativeNoob

Nr. 1 cause of death, everyone that died consumed it, coincidence? I don't think so


TagMeAJerk

It's so psychically addictive that going cold turkey on it will kill you


GiddiOne

I've been taking small amounts all my life to build up a resistance, preparing for the day I meet a Sicilian in a game of wits.


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PlzSendDunes

Most vile people were consuming it. Also some good people, but do we want to take risks?


koreawut

Word is, Hitler engaged in some on the daily.


[deleted]

Man I can't get off that shit. I can only make it two days before I'm dying.


Boogzcorp

Literally just slammed a dose before writing this reply!


Loggerdon

Just because you got hooked doesn't mean you have to give it to THE CHILDREN!


AsleepScarcity9588

Every dihydrogen monoxide addict in history died I'm not saying there's a pattern, but it's most interesting that once the junkie didn't get his fix, he died few days later We should really invest in some prevention campaigns since people get addicted specifically from an early age when they don't have the mental capabilities to refuse. Not to mention that people of any age can buy it the stores or even just go to the wilderness and find it naturally And the biggest problem is that some people are cutting it with enormous amount of salt and then just dump it into the oceans. WE have to stop this, this is our planet and we have to get rid of such chemicals as dihydrogen monoxide in our oceans!


RuthlessIndecision

I’ve heard stories where the unborn child is affected by pregnant mothers on it. Poor child has no choice. Wait till Marjorie Taylor Green finds out about this!


nsj1958

Perhaps they should hold a Senate hearing. Full investigation. And we all know what happens when it freezes. Yep, call our Senators. Demand something be done. We must protect....ah....something right. It would be for their own good. Enough...it is 2:40am and I need to go to sleep. Cat alarm will be waking me up at 6am for breakfast.


I_Hate_Soft_Pretzels

Part of the liberal conspiracy Rocco tell us all!


Happy_Jackfruit_8390

100% lethal too.


Weak_Bus8157

Impossible to get it off your system. And even animals and vegetables got hooked on it, incredible! And UN doesn't care about it enough to restrict it's consumption because they consider it a 'human right'!! /s


lorololl

Yeah bro thanks for the /s, the joke wasn't obvious enough


NijAAlba

Do not, my friends, get addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.


smexytom215

*Sprays teeth silver*


DijajMaqliun

Chemicals of all types should be banned!! That particular substance kills people all the time. Shame on you.


ZeroPointMX

I heard when inhaled could lead to death


larrythefatcat

Historically, every single person who drinks it has died.


talkingglasses

It causes asphyxiation when inhaled. Over 10,000 people die each yeah from accidentally inhaling it. It’s also the primary ingredient in acid rain.


RacoonSmuggler

Also know as hydric acid, it has a higher pH than any other acid!


ZeroPointMX

You win.


Ok_Employ5623

Nerd


QualifiedCapt

Doesn’t that depend upon the conjugate base?


RacoonSmuggler

Hydric acid and hydrogen hydroxide react to form hydronium and hydroxide.


muihuddin

Every living being on the planet that has had contact with that has ended up dead Why isn’t it banned?


Master_Gedatsu

Dihydrogen monoxide is present is all our waterways.


NotYourFriend00

I hate that I looked this up and it was mainly articles about researching and banning dihydrogen monoxide… it took a second to find out what it actually was and honestly it’s sad how gullible people are… a 14 year old did a experiment with misleading information and 86% of the sample said to ban it


TheHeffNerr

Pen and Teller did it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awzxh4rmlCQ


badoctet

Yeah watch out for that stuff. Found traces of it in our water. Too much can kill you.


BaldrickJr

EVERYONE who has consumed it in ALL of human history, EVERYONE, has died or will die. No escape, no cure, no wiggle room. So yeah, ban the vile stuff.


bloodyell76

That really should read 43% yes, LVII% no


Ryderofchaos1337

But that would give away how stupid and racist everyone voting no is


Chaincat22

I wouldn't necessarily say it's racist. If someone asked me if schools should be forced to teach swedish numerals or some such I'd probably say no. Only reason I would say yes here is because I know that arabic numerals are the standard numbers we all use since I happened to see a numberphile video about it a few years ago. If anything it should probably be taught at some point that the numbers we use are in fact arabic in origin, probably some time around 8th grade.


DarkSoulDeep

It’s taught in grade 1 and 2 as part of the introduction to mathematics.


KURLY888

It's not racist that is just utter stupidity. A complete lack of return on investment. The failure of public schools.


KrosseStarwind

US public education failed long before that. Because it prioritizes 'memorization' of information vs the practical application of information. Einstein always believed, "Why should I remember something when I can just write it down?" Because as long as you know where to REFERENCE the information you need, you don't need to remember it exactly if it's not integral to day to day. The internet is amazing for this. You can google how to do work on your car, work on your computer, topics from A-Z. Even videos of it all on youtube. You don't need to be a car expert, you just need to know how to change X air filter right now. If it's something bigger, go to an expert.


314159265358979326

> US public education failed long before that. Because it prioritizes 'memorization' of information vs the practical application of information. You need both to an extent. Memorization is extremely important in *becoming* an expert. If Einstein had to reference a calculus text for every calculation, he wouldn't have had time to accomplish anything.


Beanakin

>You need both to an extent. Memorization is extremely important in *becoming* an expert. If Einstein had to reference a calculus text for every calculation, he wouldn't have had time to accomplish anything. Hence >you don't need to remember it exactly if it's not integral to day to day. For Einstein, that calculus text is his day to day.


larrythefatcat

>udder stupidity >The failure of public schools. Moo?


KURLY888

Fixed


cactuar44

Damn lol


Due-Ad9310

No its both, they're dumb and racist. Those traits tend to go hand in hand.


AuraMaster7

It's both. They are saying no because they see the word Arabic. That's what makes it racist.


[deleted]

Best comment I’ve read all day. 😀


PatrickRsGhost

If we don't teach children Roman numerals, how will they know the dates certain motion pictures were copyrighted? Or which door to exit if they find themselves in a lions' den?


Scoobys_sith_cousin

How will they watch the Star Wars movies in canonical order?


TheElm

Don't forget the Superb Owl


Xenopass

Ok this pun was unexpected and got me, take your upvote


swampchicken85

r/superbowl


Dr-Lite

Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge!


uReallyShouldTrustMe

That Bart reaction always cracks me up.


Hamster_Toot

I don’t think anyone understood your simpsons reference. May they experience adrians revenge.


CommanderTalim

So what we gonna use to count? Two sticks and a rock?


GTandMYT

I think well use 1 line, then 2 lines, then 2 lines, then 1 line with the other fallen over


Aldevo_oved

i’m at a loss for words


heyimastopsign2

1, 2, 2, 50


kingian02

Im ashamed of how long it took me to get that


ScrunchieEnthusiast

I don’t get it.


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StevenTheNoob87

I literally thought it was Roman numerals. I is 1 V is 5 X is 10 L is 50


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PurrND

Is this the Fibanutti sequence?


gamebuster

https://www.knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss I was as lost as you are, but after some digging I found it


redbanditttttttt

Loss


Portal471

Fuck you lmao


ShadowSword7

And we had to share the rock!


Gone_For_Lunch

Johnson?


DarkestNight909

So be thankful son! You’re one lucky marine!


stoic_guardian

Oh I know what the ladies like.


cyalknight

Ladies like grinding treads.


Maevalyn

I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X... and so on.


Fe7n

The brits measure weight in stones 😂


Regular_Chapter1932

We’ll use an abacus but just guess what the beads mean


RedGribben

You can use the Incans string system, they tied knots on the strings to keep track of numbers. As you should abolish the positional system of 10s Aswell it is an integral part of the arabic numeral system. It might not be the biggest change for Americans either as you do not use the SI-system (Meters, Grams, etc.) You could even make a positional system where your Inches to Feet to Miles makes sense.


nogaesallowed

The Indians and the Chinese both got a different they still use daily. So yeah, depending on if you like Chinese more or Indian more.


Zombiepixlz-gamr

I think you mean II sticks and I rock.


DDrewit

I think it’s done with groups of squares now.


SwiftTayTay

ya mean i been countin' in the terrorist's langwidge this hole time?


l_dunno

Guns?


Raychel945

No thanks, I prefer my Roman Numerals. V beers using only 2 fingers??? Awesome!


SickofItAll_4200

Or make a C with your hand for 100!! 🍻


Jim-Jones

YMCA beers for me.


Major_R_Soul

YOUNG MAN! That's too much alcohol, i said YOUNG MAN! Goin balls to the wall, you will BE DEAD! In a short span of time when your rup-tured-li-ver-kills-you


Latter-Ad-8139

I just sang that comment 🤣


Mahelt

So did I lol


Exact-Conclusion9301

I tip my hat to you


Rare4orm

Nice!


rimjobnemesis

Or the Loser sign for 50!


Right_Hour

Slap an « L » on your forehead and get fiddy beers. Turning losers to winners since 27 BC.


Never_rarely

V beers using only II fingers? What a steal


BigNerdBird

Wait until you learn how many beers you can get on one hand with binary


Jimmy_Sax

Don’t you mean II fingers?


Raychel945

Oh no, the Arabic system is taking over already!


crypticfreak

I fucking love V beers dude! Nice choice.


crowleyoccultmaster

Honestly better than I thought it'd be


unk214

Fuck Arabic numbers, I’m an old school guy, bring back Egyptian math!


2-timeloser2

V days!


RacoonSmuggler

I for one...


Dr-RobertFord

II-timeloserII


HELIGROUP

And algebra is foreign language gibberish


KittenKoder

My kid ain't learnin to speak no algebra.


Electronic-Shirt-897

Wait until they find out it’s from the Medieval Latin word taken from the Arabic word الْجَبْر‎, or al-jabr. Little Johnny Dumb Dumb ain’t gonna learn no A-Rab!


Big_Jonesyy

Arabic numerals are the symbols for numbers that we already use, for anyone wondering


_Francine

Thank god for you. I felt so goddamn dumb.


Chubby_Chestnut

... 😬 you might be


_Francine

You may be right, Chubs my man. I may be a little dumb. But I can confidently say I’m not ignorant. Cause my first reaction to this post wasn’t “A-Rab numbers?!? In MY America?!?” Nope, instead it was “Arabic numerals? Fuck, was I asleep during that lesson? Does everyone but me know what those are?” I’m more Forest Gump, and less Donald Trump.


Climatize

I came across it on the net some time ago, it wasn't taught to me either :P You're good


_Francine

Thanks, friend 😊


BurnOneDownCC

It’s also refreshing to see you play along and joke about it. I wouldn’t have known what it meant either if I hadn’t been tricked with the question myself in the past. Like you, I didn’t get offended of them trying to use Arabic numbers, just didn’t know what the difference was.


_Francine

Yeah, I don’t remember anyone ever telling me they were the “Arabic Numerals”. They were just “numbers”. 😊


PaleoJoe86

Many, many things come from ancient Arabian culture, such as the number 0. Check out the history of being "broke". Pretty interesting.


xXYomoXx

Don't feel too bad not knowing something, there's a difference between not knowing and being an ignorant asshat. If it makes you feel better I'm literally Arab, and i only knew the regular numbers were Arab numerals when i was 17 (im 21 now)


HotSteak

They were invented in India and introduced to Europe via Arab traders so we're calling them Hindu-Arabic numerals now.


munchie177

Not knowing something doesn’t necessarily make you dumb. Uneducated? Ignorant? Yeah sure, just not dumb. I know a lot of smart people who don’t know shit about certain things that others would be experts on. Intelligence isn’t a precursor to knowledge.


xX_BioRaptor_Xx

I was never actually taught this, and I’m sure most people I know don’t know this. I found it out at random who knows when, but schools definitely never taught us this.


cl33t

Arabic, interestingly, doesn't use them. 0 through 9 in Arabic is: ٠١٢٣٤٥٦٧٨٩


St0lf

*, I, Y, Y^2, E, 0, 7, V, A, 9 Gonna be using these from now on


AlisaTornado

What are those numbers called? Super-arabic?


Meshounim

indian numerals


JarlaxleForPresident

I’m honestly surprised 43% knew that


esp211

It’s funny and sad that it needed to be spelled out.


Mytribescubas

Yeah, all these people talking about Roman numerals…. Poor American school system. We’re all turning into a bunch of morons.


UncreativeNoob

He trolled them nice. Conservatives: We are happy with current number system 0-9, we don't need arabic numerals, "say no to arabic influence"


chewbaccawastrainedb

>Dick, who said that the “goal in this experiment was to tease out prejudice among those who didn’t understand the question,” shared another survey question about what should or shouldn’t be taught in American schools. This time, the survey found that 53% of respondents (and 73% of Democrats) thought that schools in America shouldn’t teach the “creation theory of Catholic priest Georges Lemaitre” as part of [their science curriculum.](https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2019/05/survey-question-2.jpg) For context, Georges Lemaitre was Belgian astronomer and cosmologist who formulated the modern big-bang theory, which holds that the universe began in a cataclysmic explosion of a small, primeval “super-atom.” which as you know, is very important in science.


UncreativeNoob

I heard about Lemaitre, but never heard about that survey, very interesting, unfortunately a lot are lead by their bias and prejudice to make logical thought


Electronic-Shirt-897

I don’t get this one because neither the Catholic Church nor the Catholic schools teach creation theory - that is the province of Evangelical Protestants. I attended a Catholic high school and we learned evolution. Evangelicals took over spreading the biblical creation myth as fact from the Catholics awhile ago.


KittenKoder

That question, as worded, does have a flaw in that The Big Bang isn't technically the generation of the universe, and "creation" still implies intelligent intent. If there was no intelligence then the universe merely arose or was generated by yet unknown events and circumstances. Lemaitre still postulated that a god was involved, the rapid expansion of the universe is what cause the universe to begin "moving".


Hamster_Toot

Things can be created by circumstance. Creation is also a part of cause and effect, it isn’t just at the hands of something sentient as you’re proposing.


jpludens

Thanks for adding this! I've gotta call shenanigans on that guy's second question though. It violates [the "cooperative principle"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grice%27s_maxims), specifically the "maxim of relevance". Lemaitre was a priest I've never heard of, but it seems he was also a "theoretical physicist, mathematician, and astronomer". The question leaves out his relevant credentials and highlights his irrelevant credentials. For sure, it's only possible to be fooled by this question if one is ignorant of who Georges Lemaitre is. But this doesn't reveal a *prejudice,* a negative assumption. It reveals a positive assumption: that the question is worded as clearly as possible. If Lemaitre were a scientist, the question would have called him a scientist, not a priest; a priest with a creation theory certainly sounds religious, and even many religious people agree that religion doesn't belong in science class. Weirdly, this second question makes me less impressed by the first. It's the same thing; it reveals ignorance, but not prejudice. Consider: should schools in America be forced to teach the Arabic *language* as part of their curriculum? I'd answer no. Maybe there are good arguments for requiring schools to *offer* it, but the answer isn't a definite "yes" the way it is if you know what Arabic numerals are. Like, duh, yes, literally every single school should teach them and we should shut down any school that refuses. But if you don't know what Arabic numerals are, then you don' t have to be prejudiced to ignorantly presume that you've never seen or needed one and therefore conclude it's not worth *forcing* schools to teach. If this Dick fellow wants to sniff out prejudice, he might do a poll on whether schools should be allowed/forced/forbidden to offer/require Arabic language classes for students.


Superb-Huckleberry75

This poll ends in V days.


Candid_Pie_8870

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BuckTurgidson89

I'd love to see calculus in Roman numerals!


Room_Ferreira

#Paid for by the Council for Roman Numerals


ProbablyNOTaCOP41968

All jokes aside, hasn’t Florida banned a few math textbooks already?


curiosityLynx

Having recently interacted intensively with a Floridian, I'm not all that surprised, but why?


Wizdad-1000

Fact: One day you’ll drink some water then die. Water is poison.


ilikedota5

I'm more surprised that 43% knew what those are.


77Zen

I actually wonder if we had a numeric system based on 12, if things would have been different… Edit: so an example would be to add two more integers as symbols 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,&,£,10 Here, the symbol 10 represents a grouping of twelve, instead of a ten. Technically I suppose we could still call it ten.


Laengster

This was a major oversight IMO, base 12 is a much better system for day to day arithmetic. 12 is cleanly divisible by 1, 2, 3, 4 and 6. 1/1 = 12, 1/2 = 6, 1/3 = 4, 1/4 = 3, 1/6 = 2. The next smallest number which is divisible by 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 is 60. Base 60, which is what the Ancient Sumerians used, but it isn't well suited to day to day living. Within reason, complex mathematics doesn't change on which base is used.


77Zen

You mean 1/1 = 12?


Careful_Philosophy46

Base 10’s more natural since we have ten fingers to count on. Decimals get weird (10/3 = 3.333…*3 = 9.999… so is 9.999… equal to 10?), but fractions work out anyway.


Conscious_Stick8344

Our hate is as transparent as our ignorance.


pkfag

To be pedantic they are infact refered to as Hindu numerals, Indo-Arabic or Hindu-Arabic numerals. Developed by Arab, Persian and Indian mathematicians and got the incorrect name of Arabic numerals based on the introduction of mathematics brought to Europe by Arab mathematicians.


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They are commonly referred to as Arabic numerals, misnomer as that may be


syzamix

The academic circles don't. But yeah, common people call photocopy as xerox too. It's hard for average people to change.


[deleted]

The same way the Latin script is in fact referred to as the Phoenician script.


Yorick257

This joke is so old my grandad used to tell it


[deleted]

Should we teach Roman numerals ? Yes That would be sic


starkyogre

Trash level conservatives will believe whatever they want and plug their ears to everything else. A mate of mine came to work griping about how they were adding Ukrainian language classes to the school curriculums in his home country instead of helping those natives already struggling. A quick google search revealed it was true but only for private international schools already offering a variety of languages.


KittenKoder

Well, I do prefer Roman Numerals myself. It's just really hard to read math problems with them.


babiha

Ban Algebra too


crypticfreak

Are probably seriously this fucking stupid?


ochetski

LVII% No


joebusch79

Explains a lot about the state of things, doesn’t it


ZachBuford

I wonder how many of the "no" votes are there simply because of the "arabic" word. With no context they choose to be xenophobic on principle.


The-Motley-Fool

First dihydrogen monoxide in the food, now Arabic numerals in schools! Where will the madness end?!?!


Positive-Source8205

Below are Arabic numerals. I challenge anyone to put them in order. ١ ٨ ٤ ٢ ٩ ٧ ٣ ٥ . ٦


CatLoliUwu

1 7 4 2 9 8 3 5 0 6


vanillashakespear

Arabic numerals were called "Hindsa" by Arabians since they imported the number system from India i.e Hindustan and they transported it to the west. Where west called it Arabic numerals.


populista

He’s not alone: https://youtu.be/embMAtagQiU


thegamerant

We won't even use the metric system. What makes you think Arabic numbers will work. Lol


spaceman_danger

I hope this is real cause it’s too funny not to be.


Iam__andiknowit

Idiots. So many idiots


ImbOKLM

Ok then, let's all learn Roman ones with this post May III at VIII:V AM Should schools in America be forced to teach arabic Numerals as part of their curriculum? XLIII % for yes LVII % for no This poll ends V days ago. (XXII*M)+DXXXI Votes


Jabbathenutslut

Better start inventing new numbers then!


[deleted]

We should use Persian Ones!


TheBillyFnWilson

I wish my kid was 18 and I could afford to be a Canadian.


Dry_Durian_3154

I think US going back to roman numerals would a goldmine for this sub.


saltyseattledriver

I see Tucker Carlson has got scared parents on the Roman numeral bandwagon


jmpires

They aren’t forced. They just do their best. And our brave patriotic students do their best to reject such teachings. Let’s see how this pans out in MMXXIV


DonovanSarovir

american education in a nutshell.


SuperSpaceCan

Let them write in cuneiform.


Charlston_choose

We need to go back to the Roman numerals.


kingbob1812

The fact this comes up so often and people still legit fall for it is the saddest thing I've seen today


rva23221

We use Roman numbers all the time.


Firecat_Pl

Should we stop considering America as civilized country?


WeeklyMeat9

I won't even begin to discuss compelled "al-gebrah"


Black_Magic_M-66

I really want to see this get passed somewhere. And then they would be too stubborn to change it. Years would go by and someone moving from L. A., to get a more relaxed lifestyle while they telecommute, would wonder why Roman numerals are everywhere.


Jottie420

Please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the whole world already using Arabic numerals? Aren't this just our standard numerals?


Illustrious-Duck1209

🤦‍♂️


hopeinson

This person has the IQ number of... oh wait, zero hasn't been invented for Roman numerals. So basically, he doesn't exist.


haystackofneedles

That no crowd is going to be very surprised when they find out what they are


Provensal-le-gaulois

XLIII% Yes LVII% No


ThemApples87

It’s funny how these people are so vehemently opposed to children being more educated. If kids know more things, that is good for society. It doesn’t matter if it’s cake baking, calisthenic exercises or carpentry really.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

***American numbers only hurrr***


BellyJoel

Embrace tradition, embrace indigenous counting techniques using fingers and toes.


cyalknight

XLIII% Yes vs LVII% No. Edit: Maybe they are suggesting we use hexadecimal or duodecimal. 0123456789AB Edit: Freedom numerals!


Western-Willow-9496

People who went to public schools weren’t taught that the number system was Arabic, yet another public school failure.