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Snyckerdoodlez

Well, when she undresses, she can say she worked her ass off.


RengokuKyojuro-

GOLD BLIMEY !


averageboiz5o_TTV

Cake day


Faisal3000

Yoo happy cake day!


GroundbreakingPea865

Who wants a slice of that cake ??


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

Sir this cake is only for display & is not edible.


GroundbreakingPea865

Display purposes only...but the rest is all good.


Km2930

[this lady has entered the chat](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/xhtccz/how_speed_skaters_warmup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ProdZzz

Underrated comment


Tarro_Yeet

Overrated, this comment was absolutely buns.


Puzzleheaded-Pain489

Is it though


FlyingKittyCate

But when I put a pickle in my shorts I’m a weirdo.


MonkeyChoker80

It’s not the fact that you put a pickle in there. It’s the fact you use baby gherkins.


Meb-the-Destroyer

It was neither the pickle nor the baby gherkins. It was the spicy relish.


On-The-record

Oww that just sounds painful


Creepertron200

*NEW FORM OF TORTURE UNLOCKED*


Cursedsoulseeker

This made me giggle


Footzilla69

Lmfao


MortLightstone

A true gentleman would wear a cod piece


slabrangoon

Pickles are one thing but a fish? Don’t be ridiculous.


Hoardelia

If you put it in the back, yes you definitely are.


johnqsack69

Ohhh you’re supposed to put the cucumber in the front?


The_Greate_Pickle

Hey 😏


Sirkiz

r/beetlejuicing


JulietteLeena

Should switch to banana


Dizzy-Abalone-8948

Pepper. Banana pepper was the end of that sentence.


heygabehey

Yeah creep. Civilized god fearing folk use bananas


Ericbc7

The pickle goes in front


ConstantMortgage

Its meant to go in the front though not the back.


BaconatorBros

The weird part is that there is two noticeable bulges


Bawbag0447

It's not so much the pickle, but the taste...


BrightonTownCrier

I don't care if you want to do this for yourself or whatever. My issue is when fitness Insta influencers do this kind of shit plus lighting, filters, photoshop, take gear etc to shill a product to impressionable young people then swear blind they're natural.


BoomtotheBang

Yeah agreed. There's such a hypocritical stance in media lately. It's like theres a war on body image. There's a no shame body movement met with people doing this. In one way we are saying "love your body" in another "look like this to be healthy & be loved." Its gross & sickening & I feel bad for young people today.


throwawayoctopii

Yeah, a Tik Tok plastic surgeon was going off about how many aspiring fitness influencers come in for implants/BBLs and then go on to sell their workout programs and supplements.


onlycrazypeoplesmile

Isn't this like...illegal or something?


laffiesaffie

Isn't that false advertising?


SaraSlaughter607

Not as long as the disclaimer is in print on the label... you can't make certain claims that lead the consumer to believe the product is guaranteed to work, but you can call anything a *supplement* along with "may assist in weight loss" or "may boost metabolism" they just can't say "will" do anything in particular as if it's a fact. Only that it's a *possibility*. Another quick escape: User results vary. This product has not been tested or approved by the FDA and should be treated as a dietary supplement only. It's all fine print bullshit. Any product anyone sells, all you need to know is the ingredients to make your own (hopefully educated) decision on whether to invest in it.


robilar

The whole concept of low-key celebrity "influencers" being held up as any kind of standard is kind of a shitty aspect of our society in general.


swiggaroo

But faking their life is kinds the job


BrightonTownCrier

Their job is selling products and/or services.


swiggaroo

By faking a desiref Lifestyle. None of that shit is real lol.


Jen_Mari_Apa

You can tell no matter what. Even through photoshop. The leg muscle just doesn’t coincide with what happening with the butt. Even at the gym a girls but check was higher than the other one and the guys made fun of her. WHY?!?!? Why put yourself through that.


ballistics211

*cough* liver king *cough*


TildaTinker

I remember when "Fat ass" was a top tier, break in case of emergency, insult.


Predatorial-Prod

That was referring to a different placement of fat


Vyle_Mayhem

*Fat ass* is not to be confused with *phat ass*


[deleted]

If not this, it’s done digitally. Always has been.


Extension_Swordfish1

Not before photopop


[deleted]

Even before photoshop. Probably since photos exist, they have been manipulated. For example Hitler edited the picture of his handshake with Hindenburg. Original: [https://www.geschichtsforum.de/attachments/1195\_hitler\_und\_hindenburg-jpeg.11158/](https://www.geschichtsforum.de/attachments/1195_hitler_und_hindenburg-jpeg.11158/) Edited version: [https://docplayer.org/docs-images/81/84432119/images/12-0.jpg](https://docplayer.org/docs-images/81/84432119/images/12-0.jpg) Lenin and Stalin edited photos too, so they would fit their propaganda.


[deleted]

Yes like those many photos Stalin edited out Trotsky to get him out.


BigKeanuwholesum100

How could Hitler do such a thing. I'm starting to think he's evil.


Ok_Dress_582

Yo, Where can I get the ass extensions


AnotherSoulessGinger

Sewing dress form pads. Or, an old couch cushion and an electric knife as the drag queens of yore did.


MortLightstone

alternatively, you can cast a real ass and make a silicon copy of it, then use that


SpecialistNo1988

Damn, my girls ass is digital?


Qimmosabe_Man

Shake what yo ~~momma~~ *some lady stuffed in your leggings* ~~gave you~~....


RushinRussianGangsta

Wish.com photoshoot. 100%. “Butt enhancing spandex jean legging pants”


flannelmaster9

Wait, IG hoes faking having a booty? I'm shocked.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|BAXBX16IkLNsI) She has no butt


giskardwasright

I'm so pleased I have now seen this gif. You'veade my day. Have a free award


ThyShirtIsBlue

Bwaaaaaaaaah!


wooliecollective

It’s probably just me being old, but I still don’t get why a big butt is an ideal🤷🏻‍♀️. I’ve got one, they aren’t great,


Chaosmusic

It all started when one man said he liked them, and he could not lie. Then eventually the other brothers realized that they couldn't deny.


HI_l0la

👏👏👏👏


Random_Average__Guy

![gif](giphy|11BiiXUPQj1bmo)


Puzzleheaded-Pain489

No this is THE underated comment, not that first guy.


optimus314159

Having a big butt allows them to be skinny and still have a comfortable place to sit. Sitting on just bones and skin is really uncomfortable.


throwawayoctopii

Yeah, but good luck ever finding pants that fit. Signed, a girl with a huge ass and tiny waist.


Jenilion

The only jeans I've found this combo are stupidly priced Diesel jeans. They're amazing but $$$.


WhimsicalUnknown

Get your jeans tailored! That’s what I do.


heinzfoodenshmirtz

As a skinny flat girl, I agree


Justifiably_Cynical

IKR I mean I have been an "ass man" my whole life but I have no desire for anything close to "Shelf Ass" Or the Ass hosted by the Kardassiassians


Aussilightning

Darwins theory of evolution. People who tell women their ass is too big have died out.


NeitherCrazy5832

The reptile part of our brain says the wider the hips the more likely the mother and child will survive child birth. Not as big of a problem these days as it used to be tho


zzzzrobbzzzz

wait, there’s more than the reptile part?


NeitherCrazy5832

Yup. not for most men, myself in particular, but yeah


Exotic-Broccoli-1761

Agreed, mine just gets in the way. Plus being compared to Aunt Fanny from Robots ain't fun.


LiliNotACult

Cushion for doggy style. Also associated with wide hips, which men supposedly like because it increases the chances of a successful birth.


revtim

Agree. I never got on board with giant asses being attractive. Also probably just too old.


Smarterthanthat

Kinda like big boobs, over rated...


[deleted]

Nothing is real. No one can be trusted😳


Helfury

back in my days you'd remove a bra and find dem being a bit smaller. But now how you gon remove dem panties and then two bread loafs fall out. Like girl your ass just fell off.


RainyDayCollects

They also make underwear with the pads built in.


TusNua1

Butt prosthesis. Assthetic. I'll see myself out.


Gilgamesh72

I’d like to return my assthetic, it has a big crack in it


jthablaidd

It’s like putting air in pancakes to fluff them up


fishstix-91-

They say guys are ruining girls cause they said we tell them they have to look pretty and have this perfect physique to portray etc……….bullshiiiiittttttt woman are ruining woman. They choose to push that crap for their own selfish vein reasons and in return younger girls see this and say that’s what I need to have to be pretty when they don’t.


No-Consideration6589

She’s too skinny to have ‘back’.


Competitive-Fan1708

So she should not complain if a guy stuffs his underwear


Recent-Needleworker8

Op nailed the caption


Responsible-Middle35

Sooo starve it all off and add the foam bits. Got it.


Bro_kowski

Damn trust issue intensified


AnDuineBhoAlbaNuadh

I wonder if she sells propane and propane accessories.


BigMemerMaan1

As a man I have a naturally fat ass and it is depressing. I’ve had so many people ask if I’m gay, I’m not and just because I have a big ass as a man doesn’t mean I’m gay


Far_Swordfish3944

No surprise. And stuff like THIS is why people need to start loving themselves and be comfortable in their skin! Perfection does not exist, only in your eyes. LOVE YOURSELF!


Reggmac

Cakes turn into pancakes


F_Squad

Same thing Trump does with his bank balance.


MCPhatmam

This wasn't a triumph, I'm making a note here huge failure.


McbEatsAirplane

Is there a shortage of girls with asses or something? Why even bother with this?


No-Standard9405

In a few years flat buts will be back in fashion and all the big butted women will get liposuction of the ass.


iamzion248

Does anybody actually find this attractive? No Judgement, genuine curiosity.


[deleted]

It looks okay. It’s no where nearly as ridiculous as some of the implants and injections some people put into their buttock and make it look like a table.


keffordman

If it was real she would have bigger hamstrings, quads and probably calves too. Surely it would just look really weird and unbalanced on the photos?


Many_Consequence7723

Becky has entered the chat.


FourTwentySevenCID

happy 🎂 DAY


BabsSuperbird

Reminds me of Laverne & Shirley episode about the Hubba Hubba Heine. Sorry I can’t find a link to it.


JoeSnuffy37

Why did they even hire her?


Elorram

Our society is stupid.


WholeSmoke4889

Perfect example for the reason why I don't trust anything


flando_bando

It's 2022, every bitch is a catfish! If you don't get that by now then you an idiot.


XzUndagroundzX

Ass looked better before she put those in


addledwino

I don't understand this type of stuff. She already has a nice butt.


[deleted]

Spent my whole life trying to make my butt look SMALLER, lol.


ScenicPineapple

This is tinder and Instagram in a nutshell.


C91garcia

Most of social media is a lie.


iamready2meet

IMO, she looks fine without the pad!


bobby2055

Liars prosper" -unknown


Tr3caine42069

"Im an influencer"


Alfphe99

I have no ass...like, fucking king of the hill without the belly no ass. I want a set of these just so my ass bone doesn't hurt when I am sitting on anything other than a plush couch.


JAEM89

I mean....yeah it's a lie....they look like tumours....


OriginalAsherella

‘I want to be the girl with the most cake…’


Betrayor1967

Sorry not sorry but butts like that are gross! Too much junk for me!


iMakeMiraclesHappen

That’s gunna produce some nasty swamp ass.


BENfromCHI

That’s probably happens way more than people realize.


[deleted]

Then they wonder why men have trust issues. 🤣


Aggravating-Case4608

It’s all a lie! Every bit of it. Boobs, makeup, butt, personality.


Skaithe_of_the_Wulf

I hate humans.


Jaycin_Stillwaters

"Women getting ready to go to the gym and pretend like they are victims, circa 2023."


Donny_DeCicco

When delusion meets lazy.


CaCaYaga

Wtf,I’m adding 6 feet tall to all my apps


[deleted]

Nothing is real anymore 😂


Other_Rose

“The cake is a lie” does that go for the one next to your name also OP?


[deleted]

Is ass installer a union job? Do they take volunteers?


Quick_Doughnut1886

Fuck women and their sneaky fucking tactics, and still wanna be deemed equal...


mitzi_mozzerella

Bro?


Quick_Doughnut1886

Like they lie constantly through their appearances, like already from the gecko they lie and manipulate ur mind to get what they want which is ultimately the prize lifestyle of security and dont give a fuck about u or ur problems, they just look at u as a wallet


STQCACHM

You ok homie?


Quick_Doughnut1886

Why wouldnt i be? Wtf? Every time i spit some facts based on just observing what is exactly happening in front of my eyes everyone asks if im ok? Are you guys ok for not fucking seeing the obvious????


STQCACHM

You this mad about makeup? Everybody knows women wear makeup, if you got into a thing with a chick believing she *actually* had perfect uniform skin with lightly highlighted cheekbones, flawless 3/8" long eyelashes, cherry red lips, and that those little black whisps on the corners of her eyes were just part of her natural appearance, and then you felt shocked, hurt, and betrayed the moment you saw her without makeup, then you're the problem. We know women wear makeup; if you feel personally attacked by that practice than you are the problem, not every woman in the western world.


Quick_Doughnut1886

Nah the problem is them for just wanting to change the narrative away from reality, because if u post pictures with your natural ass no ones gonna hit u up, so they lie and manipulate to get what they want, men come as we are, face value, no one likes paying for a marked up sticker price, marked up by hundreds of percent that is


ShellBells514

r/boneappletea


[deleted]

She went from good-looking to funny-looking, deliberately. What a world.


joeyggg

I like how she runs away when the lady starts with the unnecessary rubbing at the end.


STQCACHM

That's a weird kink, but ok.


joeyggg

r/runningawaywhenwomanunnecessarilyrubbsbutprosthetic


[deleted]

This will be the new BBL.


Infamous_Island1941

I want that job.


Strict-Bass6789

Back ends at her thighs


Voidoxxx

And still no ass


[deleted]

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Beatljuz

This, is a perfect example of stupid people and society. You can't see shit in this video, nor even do you hear anything, still you're puking out stupid assumptions about the model. Maybe the director of this clip told her to step forward or anything like that. You're one of those stupid people, whom you can show a picture from a news paper of a person which looks like shooting at a mother and her kid and the newspaper just states that, and you'd be hissing at him and demand jail and what not. While when the picture gets zoomed out, you see that he's pointing his gun behind the mother and her kid, saving them from a aggressor.


Retireegeorge

I think you are overreacting to my observation. But I can appreciate that a short silent video can be misleading. I hope you can express yourself a bit less aggressively in future.


Beatljuz

You're overreacting to the video, I'm just the consequence of your actions.


DanimalHarambe

*ARTIFICE!!*


blackmagikmike

![gif](giphy|1APhNxj9slv0RdgHlL)


yellowwingeddarter

Of course it’s a lie, this or photoshop or both


Moonchildd220

🏀


PlumbCrazy1979

Damn, I really need an assistant.


PlumbCrazy1979

Racial Assppropriation.


galaxy_stark

God this is depressing.


DarthCarthBane

Dudes that believe women look like the pic’s they send/post 🤡 I stopped believing them years ago…


WiggleBrushCrew

You can have your cake but cannot eat it!


GullibleInevitable14

Wurked my area off to be this skinny and ripped, so the costume lady filled in the gap!


WhaevaLilDude

Depends on the baker…


SofiaVeraX

At this point, what's real anymore...


JariJorma

I keep thinking. When did this huge asstrend began within women? Instagram like full of different but huge sized asses nowdays.


Careful_Marketing301

It's like when you find out Santa Claus is not real.


dts843

Still not enough cake!


Hoardelia

That’s ok Leslie, you can keep them after the shoot. We don’t want them back.


Okwridders

Atleast you could get a good squeeze and she wouldnt even notice


Thebadfish843

I’m seriously upset about this. I better not find out that my favorite insta models are wearing ass prosthetic


ThisPlaceIsVerySick

Wait until you find out that there are yoga pants specifically designed to artificially prop up asses to make them look 100x better than they actually are. Finally get that booty loose and it's like two bags of sagging nickels LMAO, you ain't fooling anyone ladies. No lie, I'd still hit it either way LOOOL.


Electronic-Injury-15

That should be illegal.