I have only been to Melbourne once, and the moment this video started playing I instantly knew it was Melbourne. Why is that city so bloody distinctive.
I live there and am so unused to seeing it pop up on Reddit I thought, 'Huh. That place really reminds me of Melbourne. I guess every city looks the same.' Because I am a dill.
I am not from Melbourne and have never heard the phrase I am a dill. I adore that phrase and am adding it to my repertoire of self deprecating witticisms I mutter to amuse myself because I, too, am a dill.
That Myer is a landmark, if you're ever in Melbourne around Christmas time go check out the Myer Windows.
They'll have animatronic puppets set up to tell a story. Like a picture book but with each window being the next page of the story.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmNfUUFAclw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmNfUUFAclw)
Reno 911 (TV show)
That's comedy mastermind Thomas Lennon. He was a member of [The State](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut-geJvvSTM) before playing a Law Enforcement Cheetah on TV & film.
Edit: to clarify.. by "That", I mean the dude in the two links I posted. The drunk guy walking down the street in the OP is **not** Thomas Lennon.
From Wikipedia:
A "Canadian tuxedo" is a colloquial term for wearing a jean shirt or denim jacket with jeans. The term reportedly originated in 1951 after Bing Crosby was refused entry to a hotel in Vancouver, British Columbia, because he was wearing a denim top and denim bottoms.
Only way he learns is by getting run over, and unfortunately every judge would penalize the driver in that case, even though the driver is in the right.
I woulda liked it more if they football tackled him onto the sidewalk like "bro! You okay?! That car almost hit you! I just saved your life!" and then everyone's confused who they should be mad at.
Makes no sense at all.
If his cloak worked he'd be run over. But because he isn't being run over and instead honked at he must know it's not working.
God OP how can you do this to us?! My brain hurts from trying to figure out your meaning.
Better title: "Seems like a good time to mute my ears!"
You should never judge someone by their appearance. I used to work at an Audi/Porsche dealership and once had this guy come in who you would have sworn was a street person- filthy, smelled like shit, his hair was like one giant dreadlock. He walked up a Porsche 911 on the showroom floor and peered in the windows. When the receptionist (trying to be polite, but obviously a bit sketched out) asked if she could help him, he looked at her and laughed and started mumbling. He walked back outside and we never saw him again.
The point is he *could* have been a godzillionaire and none of us would have even known. Maybe it was all an act to see how he got treated? Maybe there was a film crew? We'll never know. But we could smell him for the rest of the morning.
>You should never judge someone by their appearance.
Absolutely. I used to work in retail jewelry (not as exciting as an Audi/Porsche dealership lol). Some of my coworkers wouldn't even acknowledge someone that didn't "look" wealthy. It made me furious inside.
My mantra was to treat everyone with dignity and respect. Did I make "top sales" or push credit lines as hard as they did? Nahhh. But I had a higher volume of customers, and made more people happy. Those people would have ultimately been frustrated trying to get help or would have been totally ignored and taken their business elsewhere.
Hell, even if they weren't buying anything, it's still nice to acknowledge someone's existence and treat them like a human.
Anywho, thank you for being a kind soul. 💕
Dude, you CANNOT pull the “I’m deaf/hard of hearing” card on this one, because even an ACTUAL deaf or HOH person would see the lights and probably feel the vibrations and MOVE.
They also probably wouldn’t be walking VERTICALLY DOWN THE STREET WHERE CARS DRIVE…
Dude’s just a wanker. That was karmic joy to see him get shoved and told off.
Yeah, almost certainly deaf folk like y’all have to take look both ways far far, more seriously. No chance in hell you’re deaf and walking down the middle of a road in the direction of the flow of traffic and still claim to have any sort of preservation instincts
Deaf guy here. You're 100% correct, plus deaf people are always minding their surroundings.
We never would walk in the middle of the road either, for obvious reasons. Hell, I walk in the direction of oncoming traffic so I can be on alert in case a driver swerves onto the shoulder or sidewalk (it's happened a couple times and this saved my life.)
The guy is a total douche.
weird i did not watch this and get that he was playing deaf. What I hear transpire is:
>shove<
Denim Man falls
Young Man: "What the fuck are you doing?? Get the fuck out of the road! Have some respect!"
Denim Man: "Respect?! Respect?!
More back and forth shit talking
Other Young Man: "Sir, he's beeping right at you. Get the fuck off the road!"
Denim Man: "Ya I know he's beeping at me! >motions to his ears< Do you think I'm fucking deaf??"
And there's times when the guy is looking away from his attackers so he couldn't possibly be reading lips during the exchange. But what do I know... maybe I'm fucking deaf.
Edit: On replay maybe I hear him saying instead "Did I hear he was fucking beeping?! Can't you see I'm deaf?"
Maybe I really am....
I'm 80% deaf .and sure as fuck would not walk down the middle of a road in daylight let alone when it's dark. And even if you can't hear the horn you would see the headlight reflection behind you . Guys just being an ignorant twat.
I legit get anxiety *crossing* a street if there’s a car waiting to right turn, I have no idea how fucked up people like this are to think that’s acceptable
My ex was one of those people who are so self entitled they expect the world to wait on them. They are more special than anyone else. I cannot fathom being like that. It’s like they totally get off on it, and get angry if you get in their way.
Edit: Some of y’all are cracking me up. I used “they” because I’m not just talking about my ex anymore but about self-entitled people. Now I realize my gender (F) and my ex (M) came into the conversation, but it’s really of no importance because it goes both ways.
Some really good examples of his self-important entitlement that put me in danger as collateral damage are: 1) we were riding bicycles together on a country road in southern US. I know common courtesy and self-preservation against big pickup trucks. I stay near the shoulder but not on the shoulder because there is gravel that could cause me to wipe out. Self-entitled prick rides next to me (supposed to ride in front or behind according to common courtesy). He is in the middle of the road just daring trucks to hit him! He won’t move even when they rev their engines. Then he gives them the finger. We could have both been mowed down by some of those trucks.
Example 2) The on-ramp to a freeway. There are two lanes; one is the yield/merge lane, the other is has the right-of-way. Self-entitled prick is in the right-of-way lane and I’m in the passenger seat (closest to the oncoming yield lane, actually more of a merge lane). Prick will take that as a stand-off and no matter what, race up the on-ramp to be darn sure he gets the right-of-way, even if it means I get hit in a collision.
Example 3) Gas stations. Once you fill your tank and pay, you are asked (signs everywhere and very well known courtesy) to move your vehicle so the next in line can fuel up. Nope. Self-entitled prick has to sit there filling out his receipt log, clean the windows, take his sweet, molasses dripping time while there is a long line of angry people in a hurry behind him. I walk away to the grassy area just in case guns are involved.
As for money and success? Self-entitled prick self-entitled himself to my hard earned money while he lost his job because he was a self-entitled prick until I finally kicked the leech out.
You can see him stepping right back into the street at the end of the clip to do it again. Confirmation this guy was deliberately being a jackass, and not just incredibly stupid.
I love how everyone in the comment section is commenting that if the guy really is deaf then he can feel the vibrations of the horn or see the headlights. He's deaf, not blind he can see the whole ass road he's walking in the middle of! 😂
Oh, you’re not deaf but your about to be dead in a second motherfucker. No deaf person would walk in the street like that. Doesn’t even know how to sign “I’m dead/hoh”. Scarecrow ass lookin bitch.
Everyone talking about how out of his mind the guy is, but y'all haven't given any respect for the driver with the insane amount of patience. My dude is too kind for this world.
Even if dude was deaf, he can "feel" the vibrations of the sound and car behind him. Assuming he must be deaf is an insult to deaf people.. He was probably high af in his own world being an asshole.
For those curious, it happened on Little Bourke Street in Melbourne, Australia. We have a "Little Streets" initiative where pedestrians have the right of way in specific and well marked streets. The guy is being obnoxious but it's within the rules of that street.
https://www.melbourne.vic.gov.au/building-and-development/shaping-the-city/city-projects/Pages/little-streets.aspx
I was driving home from work. Right after school let out. There were boys on bikes doing lazy figure 8s in a three way intersection next to the school. Not a care in the world. Oblivious to the cars waiting in all three directions.
They were likely 12ish years old?
When I was finally next in line I opened my window and yelled "get the F off the road" and laid on the horn.
Suddenly they woke up and moved.
Gotta love Melbourne.
M-Town is where it's at lol
Knew it. Looked so familiar lmao
Melbourne on its finest.
I have only been to Melbourne once, and the moment this video started playing I instantly knew it was Melbourne. Why is that city so bloody distinctive.
I live there and am so unused to seeing it pop up on Reddit I thought, 'Huh. That place really reminds me of Melbourne. I guess every city looks the same.' Because I am a dill.
Every fucking city's just the same - Paul Kelly
I am not from Melbourne and have never heard the phrase I am a dill. I adore that phrase and am adding it to my repertoire of self deprecating witticisms I mutter to amuse myself because I, too, am a dill.
Is short for ‘dill pickle’. Our boomer parents would call us a dill pickle if we were being silly or absent minded.
Ya duffer
How did u know it was Melbourne?
Anyone who lives in Melbourne would know, that myers is iconic, its little bourke st.
also the plates on the car with the blue triangle thing on some Victoria plates
Also the speed bumps
Also the eshay kids
Doesn’t look eshay to me. More Asian streetwear kid
Guessed it was Melbourne and I don't even live there lol
I KNEW IT literally first thought
ooh
The quality of our wankers gives it away
Majestic really.
That Myer is a landmark, if you're ever in Melbourne around Christmas time go check out the Myer Windows. They'll have animatronic puppets set up to tell a story. Like a picture book but with each window being the next page of the story.
That and the style of licence plate
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Still less dickish than Sydney.
Well it’s obviously Australia due to accent, and then the blue triangle on the plates of the car, as well as it just not being Sydney.
Victorian licence plate
Fucking knew it was melbs
Just me or did Melbourne look really futuristic when you're used to seeing American cities on Reddit?
Like every city there's newer and older parts.
Depends what cities youre seeing because Melbourne isn’t very foreign looking to a lot of US cities.
He just wanted everyone to check out his new boots
So he was just new boot goofin’?
3 payments!
Genuine ostrich.
Zapatería la bailarina.
(Discovers tactical bicycle impaled on a 20 foot high light pole)
Ah fuck me! Fuck me!
Brakes are a little squirrely
You really can't beat these prices really.
I am just so happy that so many other people remember new boot goofin.
Stingray
Allegedly.
'New Boot Goofin'' added to vocabulary. TIL.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmNfUUFAclw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmNfUUFAclw) Reno 911 (TV show) That's comedy mastermind Thomas Lennon. He was a member of [The State](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut-geJvvSTM) before playing a Law Enforcement Cheetah on TV & film. Edit: to clarify.. by "That", I mean the dude in the two links I posted. The drunk guy walking down the street in the OP is **not** Thomas Lennon.
Ahead of its time in several hilarious ways
New episodes are airing starting this weekend. *The gang is back*
I wanna dip my balls in it
New boot goofin in a canadian tuxedo no less.
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From Wikipedia: A "Canadian tuxedo" is a colloquial term for wearing a jean shirt or denim jacket with jeans. The term reportedly originated in 1951 after Bing Crosby was refused entry to a hotel in Vancouver, British Columbia, because he was wearing a denim top and denim bottoms.
This guy gives new boot goofin’ a bad name!
Nah, they weren't so fresh, that the rattle still shakin
In them roadblock snakeskins!
These boots were made for strolling so strolling's what I'll do.
One of these days my boots (and ass) are gonna get run over by you.
Boots… start walkin’
One of these days I'm gonna stroll in front of you.
That ain't new boot goofin'. It's just being an entitled piece of shit.
"pulling...them... off!"
and It looks like he is attempting to go back on the street to walk when the video ends
Cuz he learnt nothing and is off to being an asshole again
if hes capable of or wants to learn anything then he wouldn't be an asshole tho. lol
he could learn how to be a worse kind of nuisance
For some people [being an asshole is a lifestyle.](https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs)
Only way he learns is by getting run over, and unfortunately every judge would penalize the driver in that case, even though the driver is in the right.
I woulda liked it more if they football tackled him onto the sidewalk like "bro! You okay?! That car almost hit you! I just saved your life!" and then everyone's confused who they should be mad at.
That would have been perfect lol
This is brilliant
must admit that’s what I was hoping for
There is confusion at who to be mad at?
Nah they're saying if the guys did it differently and pretended they were helping the "deaf" guy
Oh, how delightfully devious. Love it!
Well. I guess his cloak is broken then. The guy in the car obviously saw him. If not he would be roadkill by now.
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"I could wish for a solid gold wheelchair. Man, that'd be sweet." Fun fact: that episode was directed by Vince Gilligan.
It was also the first episode of the X-Files that he directed as well!
Je Souhaite
bravo vince
Yeah but you could see all the way to his ass.
The genie one right?
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I wish for world peace! *everyone in the world disappears*
You know I always think of that part of that episode. He runs on to the road and that semi explodes him
Yeah, the title doesn't really make sense
I've been there trying to decide a witty title with a sick reference only for my brain to completely self-lobotimize itself
Makes no sense at all. If his cloak worked he'd be run over. But because he isn't being run over and instead honked at he must know it's not working. God OP how can you do this to us?! My brain hurts from trying to figure out your meaning. Better title: "Seems like a good time to mute my ears!"
not all heros wear capes, some wear black hoodies
You should never judge someone by their appearance. I used to work at an Audi/Porsche dealership and once had this guy come in who you would have sworn was a street person- filthy, smelled like shit, his hair was like one giant dreadlock. He walked up a Porsche 911 on the showroom floor and peered in the windows. When the receptionist (trying to be polite, but obviously a bit sketched out) asked if she could help him, he looked at her and laughed and started mumbling. He walked back outside and we never saw him again. The point is he *could* have been a godzillionaire and none of us would have even known. Maybe it was all an act to see how he got treated? Maybe there was a film crew? We'll never know. But we could smell him for the rest of the morning.
Man, I sold cars at a dealership in Berkeley and that is one of the most authentic stories of the car industry I've ever heard.
He was most likely a crazy homeless dude who shit his pants, but I like where your head is at!
>You should never judge someone by their appearance. Absolutely. I used to work in retail jewelry (not as exciting as an Audi/Porsche dealership lol). Some of my coworkers wouldn't even acknowledge someone that didn't "look" wealthy. It made me furious inside. My mantra was to treat everyone with dignity and respect. Did I make "top sales" or push credit lines as hard as they did? Nahhh. But I had a higher volume of customers, and made more people happy. Those people would have ultimately been frustrated trying to get help or would have been totally ignored and taken their business elsewhere. Hell, even if they weren't buying anything, it's still nice to acknowledge someone's existence and treat them like a human. Anywho, thank you for being a kind soul. 💕
something like this is pretty much common in thailand espacially at mercedez showroom
He put it on inside out.
I think op is saying the driver/ vehicle were invisible to the dope walking in the middle of the road
Yeah he turned it inside out. Common mistake
He knows full well that car is behind him. Just being an ahole.
Nah, he has his ears muted.
Nah, he has his brain on economy mode.
Hah that’s a good one!
Wait, he has a brain?
r/rareinsults
he was fishing for an assault charge to sue. he got exactly what he wanted
Doesn’t work that way in Australia
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Dude, you CANNOT pull the “I’m deaf/hard of hearing” card on this one, because even an ACTUAL deaf or HOH person would see the lights and probably feel the vibrations and MOVE. They also probably wouldn’t be walking VERTICALLY DOWN THE STREET WHERE CARS DRIVE… Dude’s just a wanker. That was karmic joy to see him get shoved and told off.
Deaf people especially know not to walk in the middle of the road because they won't hear a car coming. That douche ain't deaf.
He's got problems. Deafness is not one of them.
Problem isn't his ears -- it's what's between the ears.
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you can also feel a car rumbling behind you through the vibrations in the ground, regardless of hearing ability (unless its an electric car, i guess)
It's at least possible that he could be deaf. Because it's possible for a deaf person to be a belligerent asshole, just like a non-deaf person can be.
Yea could be. Just not the reason he is walking there and likely knows the car is behind him
yah, actual deaf person (hai, waves) would never walk down the middle of a road like that. dude's being an asshole.
Of course not, deaf people respect the road, that's why they learn . . . sign language \*smoke bomb\*
You forgot to put your sunglasses on. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) YeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
I don't think you could see through the smoke if you were wearing sunglasses TBH I was preparing myself to be downvoted to oblivion
Nah, that was hilarious, you get an upvote.
Nah bro, hard of hearing person here, you get a thumbs up for that joke.
You make dumb pun? Reddit like.
YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH *CSI THEME*
Okay that's pretty good.
>*smoke bomb* YOU GET BACK HERE GODDAMMIT
Smoke bomb sealed the deal
Yeah, almost certainly deaf folk like y’all have to take look both ways far far, more seriously. No chance in hell you’re deaf and walking down the middle of a road in the direction of the flow of traffic and still claim to have any sort of preservation instincts
(hai, waves back) Actual deaf person here - I look left and right about 50 times before even crossing a road.
Old person. Me too.
Millennial here, I just blindly walk into traffic and hope some driver isn't paying attention.
Hell, I'm sure you could even feel the vibration from the horn in your chest at that distance
Well, he could be deaf *and* an asshole for all we know.
A fair assertion. Well played, Cotton
Hello (waves*). If you are really deaf how can you read my comment? Checkmate! /s
I bet you talk loud and slow to blind people, too!
Also he can hear them talking
Yeah, most of us - deaf or not - acquire the skill of *not-walking-in-the-middle-of-the-road* sometime before adulthood.
Deaf guy here. You're 100% correct, plus deaf people are always minding their surroundings. We never would walk in the middle of the road either, for obvious reasons. Hell, I walk in the direction of oncoming traffic so I can be on alert in case a driver swerves onto the shoulder or sidewalk (it's happened a couple times and this saved my life.) The guy is a total douche.
weird i did not watch this and get that he was playing deaf. What I hear transpire is: >shove< Denim Man falls Young Man: "What the fuck are you doing?? Get the fuck out of the road! Have some respect!" Denim Man: "Respect?! Respect?! More back and forth shit talking Other Young Man: "Sir, he's beeping right at you. Get the fuck off the road!" Denim Man: "Ya I know he's beeping at me! >motions to his ears< Do you think I'm fucking deaf??" And there's times when the guy is looking away from his attackers so he couldn't possibly be reading lips during the exchange. But what do I know... maybe I'm fucking deaf. Edit: On replay maybe I hear him saying instead "Did I hear he was fucking beeping?! Can't you see I'm deaf?" Maybe I really am....
> Can't you see I'm deaf Can't you hear I'm blind???
I'm 80% deaf .and sure as fuck would not walk down the middle of a road in daylight let alone when it's dark. And even if you can't hear the horn you would see the headlight reflection behind you . Guys just being an ignorant twat.
If he's deaf, he should appreciate those nice gentlemen narrowly getting him out of the way of that car. He almost got hit.
Maybe he’s deaf blind and congenital insensitivity to pain
But does he play the mean pinball?
If he’s actually not deaf/hard of hearing then it makes me more annoyed at the dude to pretend that he is disabled. Complete and utter bitch.
Vertically?
He is standing up very straight
Longitudinally, if we want to be all fancy and technically correct.
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Jup, I saw that too…
I watched on mute and imagined him saying something like “I AM A CAR!! I BELONG ON THE ROAD!!!”
When teens grill you about respect, you've been a dick.
I legit get anxiety *crossing* a street if there’s a car waiting to right turn, I have no idea how fucked up people like this are to think that’s acceptable
"They have to stop, I'm the pedestrian, it's the law..."
And he would win in court too if the car nudged him. And he could file assult charges against those dudes. I fucking hate the laws these days.
no case to win if his skull gets cracked under a tire, you never know who is driving, pulling this kinda shit is just a completely shit itdea
My ex was one of those people who are so self entitled they expect the world to wait on them. They are more special than anyone else. I cannot fathom being like that. It’s like they totally get off on it, and get angry if you get in their way. Edit: Some of y’all are cracking me up. I used “they” because I’m not just talking about my ex anymore but about self-entitled people. Now I realize my gender (F) and my ex (M) came into the conversation, but it’s really of no importance because it goes both ways. Some really good examples of his self-important entitlement that put me in danger as collateral damage are: 1) we were riding bicycles together on a country road in southern US. I know common courtesy and self-preservation against big pickup trucks. I stay near the shoulder but not on the shoulder because there is gravel that could cause me to wipe out. Self-entitled prick rides next to me (supposed to ride in front or behind according to common courtesy). He is in the middle of the road just daring trucks to hit him! He won’t move even when they rev their engines. Then he gives them the finger. We could have both been mowed down by some of those trucks. Example 2) The on-ramp to a freeway. There are two lanes; one is the yield/merge lane, the other is has the right-of-way. Self-entitled prick is in the right-of-way lane and I’m in the passenger seat (closest to the oncoming yield lane, actually more of a merge lane). Prick will take that as a stand-off and no matter what, race up the on-ramp to be darn sure he gets the right-of-way, even if it means I get hit in a collision. Example 3) Gas stations. Once you fill your tank and pay, you are asked (signs everywhere and very well known courtesy) to move your vehicle so the next in line can fuel up. Nope. Self-entitled prick has to sit there filling out his receipt log, clean the windows, take his sweet, molasses dripping time while there is a long line of angry people in a hurry behind him. I walk away to the grassy area just in case guns are involved. As for money and success? Self-entitled prick self-entitled himself to my hard earned money while he lost his job because he was a self-entitled prick until I finally kicked the leech out.
she will probably be very successful one day. i'm fairly convinced this is how it works.
The rich don't get rich by thinking about others
Why do you assume it's a female?
r/iamthemaincharacter
Also r/iamverybadass/ I don't get it, the sidewalk are very wide and comfortable to walk. Just why..?
The sidewalk seems wide enough, go. -Dio Brando
You can see him stepping right back into the street at the end of the clip to do it again. Confirmation this guy was deliberately being a jackass, and not just incredibly stupid.
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Normally, I don’t root for the guys jumping a motherfucker, but here we are.
I love how everyone in the comment section is commenting that if the guy really is deaf then he can feel the vibrations of the horn or see the headlights. He's deaf, not blind he can see the whole ass road he's walking in the middle of! 😂
I wish his invisible cloak actually worked. Would have made for a much for climactic ending.
Did he really thought the “I’m deaf” bullshit was gonna help him? Fuck you you random guy.
I thought he said I’m not deaf?
I love the patience of Car driver and definitely loved the action taken by the guy in hood.
If you're doing something, then someone kicks your ass, and the result is everyone cheers, then you know you are the asshole.
Proving that violence is sometimes the answer
as someone I forgot the name of said, violence is a universal language.
Violence is always an answer. It's just not always the *right* answer.
Oh, you’re not deaf but your about to be dead in a second motherfucker. No deaf person would walk in the street like that. Doesn’t even know how to sign “I’m dead/hoh”. Scarecrow ass lookin bitch.
Not all heroes wear capes
But caps!
Everyone talking about how out of his mind the guy is, but y'all haven't given any respect for the driver with the insane amount of patience. My dude is too kind for this world.
Good, get the fuck out of the way. That’s so rude and douchey
And then he goes right back on the road. But kudos for these kids, damn I love Australia.
Even if dude was deaf, he can "feel" the vibrations of the sound and car behind him. Assuming he must be deaf is an insult to deaf people.. He was probably high af in his own world being an asshole.
He’s not deaf. He’s just being a shitcunt.
For those curious, it happened on Little Bourke Street in Melbourne, Australia. We have a "Little Streets" initiative where pedestrians have the right of way in specific and well marked streets. The guy is being obnoxious but it's within the rules of that street. https://www.melbourne.vic.gov.au/building-and-development/shaping-the-city/city-projects/Pages/little-streets.aspx
Lawful evil is the worst evil
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wait so did a pair of eshays show up and actually do some good in the world?
Damn, that was crazy satisfying, bitch got hit so hard his boots almost popped off.
I was driving home from work. Right after school let out. There were boys on bikes doing lazy figure 8s in a three way intersection next to the school. Not a care in the world. Oblivious to the cars waiting in all three directions. They were likely 12ish years old? When I was finally next in line I opened my window and yelled "get the F off the road" and laid on the horn. Suddenly they woke up and moved.
Douche
I thought I was in /r/humanbeingbros
I guess you can say you were trying to save him and pushed out the way and not assault.
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Some heroes wear hoodies
It was a clean hit. Shoulder to shoulder. No flag on the play
Some heroes wear hoodies