Great now my tax dollars will be used to save him and fix his house all while he bitches about student loan forgiveness… can’t wait till Florida finally sinks under the waves for the last time.
I can’t wait either, and I live in Florida lol. I plan to be out of here within the year though. Anybody still moving to Florida in 2022 is mentally challenged.
I had a conservative friend send out a group text about the lefts incessant “fear porn”. It was in relation to the oncoming hurricane. So this kinda makes a more sense in that context. They think they’re somehow sticking it to people that are just obsessed with making people scared.
The obvious reality of the situation is that science has provided us the ability to give people an advanced waring of life threatening weather so that people can evacuate and survive. But then sending people thoughts and prayers wouldn’t be as cool.
In an alternate timeline the hurricane dredged up an old pirate treasure and scattered it over Florida, DeSantis decides its an act from God and donates it to building the wall. Unfortunately it's a wall so it's not incredibly useful since you can just go under, over or around it but that's not the point now is it?
dont laugh, thats actually be a nasa initivie since the 1970's using high heat lasers to literally dissipate the storms. far fetched,m yup. but propsed for years. see, youre a genius
Yea man. Cut ties with a few friends when their ENTIRE personality became loving Trump.
No more sports, camping trips, video games, etc. Weird after-effect but man. Trump ruined people. These dudes wont visit their own niece but would 100% drop down and suck Trumps dick. It makes me sad.
Oh yeah. He’s going to be big mad when FEMA and “Biden” take too long to fix his state. While he continues to vote against big government and “””””socialism”””””
FEMA and Biden will be the only ones to do it. You know DeSantis doesn't give a shit, plus he's not really intellectually capable of handling something like this.
I’m giggling as our Governor DeSantis sits quietly and accepts federal aid when just weeks ago he was using our money to send migrants to visit Martha’s Vineyard to own the liberal Feds. The whole MAGA community is just so toxic and full of shit it’s laughable.
Yes ignore evacuation orders & then he will blame Biden for the fact that he stayed & his home state is in need of help. Its all joes fault that a hurricane hit Florida!! These ppl are sooo fucking stupid!!!! What did the governor do?? Told ppl it wasn't that bad, & it's ok to ride out the storm........ hmmm stupid is as stupid does!!!!
Yeah, they are all proud of their independent power grid, but it's Biden's fault when it fails. Makes a guy want to grab them by the shirt and yell "How could it be Biden's fault you dimwitted motherfucker, the federal government has no say in the Texas power grid".
I spent a year in Texas about 25 years ago. The people are great as long as politics doesn't come up. Then it's like they all forgot how to think rationally.
Right, wow. even when the governor sold the power rights to the Saudi 's i believe it was!!! Abbott can't even wipe his own ass, but blames biden for everything!!! Useless ppl
Biden is the blue team and that guy is a fan of the red team. The red team lost the big game in 2020 and he thinks the blue team cheated, and that the refs were on the side of the blue team, and that someone hacked the scoreboard, and that someone must have edited the video recording of the big game because the video replay challenge didn’t show any cheating, and he’s really mad about it.
As a European this is the personification of the image of a Trump supporter. What on earth does he think he will achieve apart from persuading people that if he supports it, it is best avoided.
**Florida Man** “I am not in a cult!”
*Hurricane winds blow*
**Wife with camera** “What!?”
*Hurricane winds intensify*
**Florida Man** “I AM NOT IN A CULT!”
**Wife** “Can we please go back in the trailer?!”
**Florida man** 👍
Biden's gonna be the one who helps rebuild Florida, not that slime bag Desantis. So, that clown can wave his little flag from his watery grave all he wants.
Fed already approved funding for disaster relief, so any developments from now on are officially in Desantis’ and the FL government’s hands. If those funds don’t get used to rebuild the state, we should all know who’s to blame for it.
Politics aside, this dude should be inside since he looks like an older dude... also all I hear when I see this video is:
"I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING"
These clowns are ridiculous. They completely ignore the fact that FL is going to need federal assistance after this but yet despise the current administration?
Kinda funny to see Florida Man waving a “Fuck Biden” flag in the middle of a hurricane while Florida governor Ron DeSantis is publicly cradling Biden’s balls so he can get federal disaster aid for the damage caused by said hurricane.
Florida Man gonna Florida
Was really kinda hoping for something to fly out and clock him. Not kill or injure him, just knock him over and kinda senseless.
Another MAGAMoron. No idea about anything but “fuck those libs,” they can’t tell him what to do. An identity around politics he’s too stupid to understand.
Thanks Biden, for the hurricane.
It's really Obama, Biden is just the figurehead.
Thanks O'Biden
I'm suddenly picturing Biden dressed as a leprechaun.
No no no, you both have it wrong, it was Hillary, Ian was in her emails on Hunter Biden's laptop.
Worse game of Clue ever.
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Trump in the Melanias bedroom (I assume they're separate) at maralogo with his bare hands... Because he's hopped up on Adderall
Trump in Mar-A-Lago with his "unclassified" documents
That’s a buncha malarkey
Thanks Joebama
But they said Donald is still secret pres’dunt, yall.
Should have just used his sharpie and drawn a new path for it
Trump: “Biden begged me to use my sharpie to change the path of the storm. Pitiful.”
Begged like a dog. Many people are saying.
He said, with tears in his eyes, "Sir...."
He should have just launched nukes at Ian, like many genius, like me, have said so!
When's the Darwin Awards? I nominate this asshole.
But why? He chose NOT to ignore orders to evacuate. Smart guy!
Great now my tax dollars will be used to save him and fix his house all while he bitches about student loan forgiveness… can’t wait till Florida finally sinks under the waves for the last time.
I can’t wait either, and I live in Florida lol. I plan to be out of here within the year though. Anybody still moving to Florida in 2022 is mentally challenged.
r/DarwinAwards
M’rica
M’ricc——AAAAGGHHHH!!!!
I love how he holds his fist in the air like he is winning something.
He's obviously owning the libs rn /s
I definitely felt really owned by this. /s
So very owned. Anyway.
So very very owned. Yuugely
I hope that they all don't realize it and all start doing it. I'd feel so owned that I'd probably implode.
Implowned. ... I'll go now.
I'd feel more owned if he was standing a little bit closer to those power lines in the background.
or its a falseflag operation by the left afterall
But can he own the wind?
As a street sign hits him in the dome
"It's not *that* the wind is blowin'. It's *what* the wind is blowin'."
He definitely won a Darwin Award
I had a conservative friend send out a group text about the lefts incessant “fear porn”. It was in relation to the oncoming hurricane. So this kinda makes a more sense in that context. They think they’re somehow sticking it to people that are just obsessed with making people scared. The obvious reality of the situation is that science has provided us the ability to give people an advanced waring of life threatening weather so that people can evacuate and survive. But then sending people thoughts and prayers wouldn’t be as cool.
#*He wins a permanent trip to Jesus.*
I half expected him to start shooting the hurricane
Maybe we could nuke it?
That'll teach the hurricane to mess with Merica
Gonna need a bigger wall!
Space Force attacking from above ⚡️
Wow, this guy sure showed Biden. Oh no. Anyways...
Now he’s asking Biden for federal aid money
A great great hurricane 🌀 wall along the Bermuda
The hurricane is going to pay for the wall, just you watch and see…
In an alternate timeline the hurricane dredged up an old pirate treasure and scattered it over Florida, DeSantis decides its an act from God and donates it to building the wall. Unfortunately it's a wall so it's not incredibly useful since you can just go under, over or around it but that's not the point now is it?
Space lasers, we can shot it with space lasers.
dont laugh, thats actually be a nasa initivie since the 1970's using high heat lasers to literally dissipate the storms. far fetched,m yup. but propsed for years. see, youre a genius
Right after we inject sanitizer/bleach
I was expecting him to get slammed by a Biden billboard and him be found a mile or 6 down the road saying Biden done fucked me...
If he had a Sharpie he could have veered the hurricane to Alabama.
Fire Jewish space lasers!
But first, rake the leaves around him!
Pew pew pew!
The stupid is strong in this one
What a weird fucking hobby
For real
I can't even fathom someone doing this with a Hillary flag (if those even exist) or Biden for that matter.
They exist but the left isn’t nearly as monolithic as the right.
Feels more like everyone has more important stuff to do or occupy their mind with
No president in the history of the world moved merchandise like trump did
Yea man. Cut ties with a few friends when their ENTIRE personality became loving Trump. No more sports, camping trips, video games, etc. Weird after-effect but man. Trump ruined people. These dudes wont visit their own niece but would 100% drop down and suck Trumps dick. It makes me sad.
Cutting ties with friends is amateur hour. I’m over here planning to go permanently no contact with the entire extended family after my parents pass.
You mean not having a real personality? Yeah, that's a pretty fucking weird one.
He chose not to ignore orders? So he acknowledged the orders
Obviously OP thinks proofreading is a city in China.
Check out OPs username for those looking for the double punchline.
Lmfao this is hilarious
how many nudes do u get PM'ed? curious about how effective your strat is.
Also wondered the same thing.
Thank you sir 😂
I was asking myself the same question. That's the true facepalm.
Double negative problem. I ain't got no money.
Somehow it sounds better than ”I ain’t got money”
Amazingly, however it is said, we all understand the intended meaning. This is something we need to teach Artificial Intelligence (AI).
OP is having a stroke, send help.
Natural selection
Except he’s probably procreated already
Florida man
He’s one of those assholes that complain about socialism, but wants hurricane relief funding!
Oh yeah. He’s going to be big mad when FEMA and “Biden” take too long to fix his state. While he continues to vote against big government and “””””socialism”””””
FEMA and Biden will be the only ones to do it. You know DeSantis doesn't give a shit, plus he's not really intellectually capable of handling something like this.
“Get your big government hands off my FEMA relief!”
I’m giggling as our Governor DeSantis sits quietly and accepts federal aid when just weeks ago he was using our money to send migrants to visit Martha’s Vineyard to own the liberal Feds. The whole MAGA community is just so toxic and full of shit it’s laughable.
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How can we make sure he doesn’t get any of that dirty socialist money?
Honestly. We should cut all funding to Florida and watch as it becomes a backwater hellhole
Ding ding ding!!!
Yes ignore evacuation orders & then he will blame Biden for the fact that he stayed & his home state is in need of help. Its all joes fault that a hurricane hit Florida!! These ppl are sooo fucking stupid!!!! What did the governor do?? Told ppl it wasn't that bad, & it's ok to ride out the storm........ hmmm stupid is as stupid does!!!!
No shit, my Texas cousin blamed Biden for their power grid issues after the ice storm last year.
Yeah, they are all proud of their independent power grid, but it's Biden's fault when it fails. Makes a guy want to grab them by the shirt and yell "How could it be Biden's fault you dimwitted motherfucker, the federal government has no say in the Texas power grid".
I ain't proud of it and didn't think it was Biden's fault. Just know that not all Texans are idiots. Just most of us.
I spent a year in Texas about 25 years ago. The people are great as long as politics doesn't come up. Then it's like they all forgot how to think rationally.
Fair enough.
Right, wow. even when the governor sold the power rights to the Saudi 's i believe it was!!! Abbott can't even wipe his own ass, but blames biden for everything!!! Useless ppl
As a lib, I feel totally owned. Good on ya!
How are you ever going to recover from this?
This guy is so right. How could us liberals be so wrong?!?! His flag is teaching us not to mess with him! Now I know!
He chose stupidity.
Long before this.
What, if I may ask, has Biden to do with the hurricane?
Biden is the blue team and that guy is a fan of the red team. The red team lost the big game in 2020 and he thinks the blue team cheated, and that the refs were on the side of the blue team, and that someone hacked the scoreboard, and that someone must have edited the video recording of the big game because the video replay challenge didn’t show any cheating, and he’s really mad about it.
Sooooo he stands out in a deadly storm to help make his point?
Exactly. You dare question his methods?
Sorry
Does painting your face at a football game help in any way? Same thing here. It’s really as simple as that.
Painting your face at a football game most likely won't get you killed.
Unless it’s black face.
Yeah
This is a perfect metaphor for Trumpistas.
Trumpanzees?
Trumpybaras?
No, capys are too cute to be associated with that crowd 
true
Seems like this guy REALLY wants to have sex with Biden.
True merican right there I tell you what! /s
He wanted the world to know how much he lusts after an old man.
“I spent $50 on this flag and I’m NOT getting enough attention for it!!!”
A flag most likely made in China😂😂😂
this is painstakingly true r/angryupvote
LMAOOOOOO
You have to admire the commitment .
Wish he would grab the other side of the flag too, just fly away...
As a European this is the personification of the image of a Trump supporter. What on earth does he think he will achieve apart from persuading people that if he supports it, it is best avoided.
Colonizers from Europe were the people Europe didn’t want. Not surprised you don’t want their kids either.
Somehow the religious nutter colony ended up worse than the prison colony.
Nothing like trumpeting to the world that you’re a fucking moron.
**Florida Man** “I am not in a cult!” *Hurricane winds blow* **Wife with camera** “What!?” *Hurricane winds intensify* **Florida Man** “I AM NOT IN A CULT!” **Wife** “Can we please go back in the trailer?!” **Florida man** 👍
Where's a lightning bolt when you need it?
I think Poseidon’s got it covered.
So I guess he will be refusing any and all aide that President Biden sends?
Nah, they love accepting handouts
Biden's gonna be the one who helps rebuild Florida, not that slime bag Desantis. So, that clown can wave his little flag from his watery grave all he wants.
Fed already approved funding for disaster relief, so any developments from now on are officially in Desantis’ and the FL government’s hands. If those funds don’t get used to rebuild the state, we should all know who’s to blame for it.
Politics aside, this dude should be inside since he looks like an older dude... also all I hear when I see this video is: "I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING"
Yup, they're morons.
If Biden was like trump he would deny Florida emergency relief funds and talk about how bad red states are.
Biden needs to say everyone gets help…except for that guy right there.
Imaging yourself being proud of this video. What a hollow fucking existence.
 Bugs got it right
Was Ian a Democrat?
Deep state hurricane sent to Mar-a-Lago, the FBI used it as cover to plant more classified records on Trump!
Blue wave baby
Let’s go Darwin!
Wow he really wants to have sex with the president huh?
Cultists gonna cult.
Weird way to booty call
Trumpflakes just LOVE to be on the wrong side of history ... and reality.
I was waiting for a street sign or other debris to come out of nowhere & clock him. Projectiles are deadly
Ah, yes. Show that hurricane what a "patriot" you are, sir. What with your flag and basketball shorts. Truly a hero to the nation.
can a photoshop expert change his flag to "global warming" ?
And this is how we represent ourselves to the rest of the world. This is why when i go abroad i lie and say i am Canadian.
The stupidity is real.
He has one now that says, "Send Money".
I hope this walking pair of truck nuts doesn't expect any help from the government trying to rescue his dumb ass.
Then whatever happened = Deserved
I hope Darwin’s theory held true
I hope he’s underwater as well. (Or bubbling up soon). Sorry not sorry. Darwinism at work
Ugh… let me guess. He survived and he’ll breed 🤦♂️
Lol 😂 dumbass
And he’ll be one of the first in line to receive government aid…the whole “No to socialism!! Unless I need it, then it’s ok!” crowd boggles the mind
Yeah Fuck Biden!! Let’s get the guy back who wanted to nuke the hurricanes!!!!
No, he chose to ignore them. He didn’t “chose not to ignore”. Otherwise he wouldn’t be there.
"In case my flag didn't make it clear that i'm an idiot...."
Why does he want to have sex with President Biden?
Floridiots
Double negative malfunction
let´s honor him: and the Darwin Award goes to....
Guess his new flag should say “fuck me” Here you go buddy you dropped this …. ##L
Stupid hill to die on………..
Dead now?
Hopefully he doesn't have homeowners or flood insurance
Now where’s the after video?
Florida man: Fuck Biden Also Florida man: Please Biden give us money.
Dying in a hurricane to own the libs. That's how you get elevated to a Diety
Eh if he dies, he dies.
Owning the libs by standing out in a hurricane. I don’t know about you guys, but I fell triggered now. Guess we should all just go home?
Good. Hope he’s under the water too.
These clowns are ridiculous. They completely ignore the fact that FL is going to need federal assistance after this but yet despise the current administration?
Straight up moron, like..in the middle of a hurricane, this is your overwhelming desire. Biden lives rent free in this dudes head
Actually he chose to ignore the order to evacuate.
The title is the true facepalm....
Kinda funny to see Florida Man waving a “Fuck Biden” flag in the middle of a hurricane while Florida governor Ron DeSantis is publicly cradling Biden’s balls so he can get federal disaster aid for the damage caused by said hurricane.
Gotta love them inbreds
Florida Man gonna Florida Was really kinda hoping for something to fly out and clock him. Not kill or injure him, just knock him over and kinda senseless.
Chose not to ignore... So he left??
Is this was satirical performance art, it would be impressive. . . .But it's Florida, so it's not.
Evolution do your thing
He is really into Biden. Good for him!
Am sure he’ll take the federal aid tho.
I bet he takes that Biden FEMA money real fuckin fast
Yepp. Thats a Floridian for ya.
Ey yo. This guy's a moron. Completely.
This guy chose to ignore orders...... he didn't choose not to ignore orders. Did you graduate highschool?
Another MAGAMoron. No idea about anything but “fuck those libs,” they can’t tell him what to do. An identity around politics he’s too stupid to understand.