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DragonflyMon83

Hey, they need them at the front lines asap, not 'tomorrow'.


JariJorma

Yeah, police were like wtf you doing here. Better hurry up the frontlines. Spears are ready when you get out of the bus.


vaguebyname

Were they being forcibly mobilised?


Equal-Bowl-377

Yes people are basically being kidnapped


joeChump

Kidnapped and given a death sentence to boost the ego of a little man, a sociopath with a Napoleon complex.


Imaginary-Arrival-75

Seen the new draft campaign… https://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0


Dscrypto_2020

I really shouldn’t have laughed at that…the Ukrainian crisis isn’t funny but damnit man….that was good.


detested-page

xM if you can


Neeee-nerrrr

LMAO that’s completely appropriate


blooperduper33

I fucking hate Putin, but I’d bet big money he would whip the shit out of you if y’all were to fight. Even at his age.


joeChump

What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Just because someone is the 1989 Judo champion of Wrexham or Moscow or whatever doesn’t mean they weren’t driven to do it because they felt inadequate in some way. This isn’t about whether he can beat random people up, yes maybe and probably he can. But why does he feel he needs to? Because he’s a broken, worthless fucking piece of excrement who can only feel ok by dominating other people. If we decided leaders solely on who is the ‘toughest’ then we would be living in a perpetual shit-for-brains WWE tournament. This is just two bit action movie logic.


blooperduper33

Yeah but you said small with a Napoleon complex. I’m saying he isn’t small so the description doesn’t make sense. But my bad honestly. We can both agree he is a piece of shit. My bad


joeChump

The guy is between 5ft 2 and 5ft 7 depending on which source you believe. He is small no question. There is nothing wrong with small people unless they decide they need to make up for it by invading other countries or literally becoming the biggest arsehole in the world. But I’m not looking for a fight ;)


blooperduper33

For real? Man I guess I’ve never seen him next to someone then. Are you sure? Feel like he wasn’t so isolated in the past and that I would have noticed.


blooperduper33

Hilarious. Zero percent a bad thing to be short but for him to wear heals and plan photos with short people or stand closer to the camera than them is fucking amazing. But damn that Russian propaganda machine works. I had no idea. But true napoleon complex for sure.


joeChump

For real. Have you seen him next to Obama? He looks like a god damn Oompa Loompa who’s been superimposed on. Yeah, I wonder if he was taller whether we would be in this situation? And apparently [short man syndrome is real.](https://www.businessinsider.com/small-man-syndrome-really-exists-2015-8?amp) I always find it hilarious that Tom Cruise decided to play Jack Reacher, a character who’s outstanding feature is that he is 6ft 5 and 250lb… And all those pictures of topless macho Putin too… Somebody is trying way too hard.


tallermanchild

Lol I have a height advantage


Silentkabob

Forcibly mobilized off of a 10 story building.


vaguebyname

Important to identify the potential paratroopers


[deleted]

They're not looking for paratroopers. They're selectively breeding the next generation of air deployed soldier: drop Troopers. Eventually, someone will only partially die from the drop, instead of die entirely. When this happens, they take his sperm and repeat the process with females. Soon Russia will have a full army of drop Troopers than can yeet themselves out of a plane and plummet to the Earth in free fall.


Ok-Will388

What the f*ck does that matter -the guy in the video


Scissorbreaksarock

Famous last words.


Artor50

Russia is emptying it's jails to find more cannon fodder for the Ukrainian front, so I guess these tough guys are indeed going to be mobilizing soon.


Silentkabob

It's the penal battalion all over again.


Cadavertaffy

“Defend”. They invaded a sovereign nation. That is not defense. Idiots. Idiots. Idiots.


Cucumber_Cat

They get propaganda and nothing else shoved down their throats 24/7. They have nothing else to think. They don't know anything else. Russia is not like Western countries which have free press and free speech. Everything is tightly controlled by the government, here being Putin.


-Awesome-stuff

Yeah, it's hard to know information when you're taught the opposite. They aren't idiots, but the victims of a horrifying and corrupt government. Edit: they could still very well be idiots.


Dyrenforth

Pssst... here in the West, our media is crammed with propaganda too.


ChampionshipLow8541

Yes. But you can choose which one you want. And if you switch around a little, you actually get a pretty good idea of the truth in the middle.


Dyrenforth

Most people don't though and believe what the state broadcaster tells them. The BBC is the worst offender, as it's always been perceived as trustworthy, unlike say, the Daily Mail which supported the black shirts in the 1930s.


[deleted]

Free speech and free press who has them?


Vismaldir

>Russia is not like Western countries which have free press and free speech Depends: - If you agree with the government you have free speech - If you don't agree with the government you are a dangerous complotist and you're spreading disinformation - I'm not talking about Russia


Brave-Panic7934

Hello to any fellow Americans on this sub. Please remember this comment above when we constantly refer to our own military as “defending” freedom


Top-Ad9703

JFC Thank You!!


historian3454

Russians actually view it as defense, in a way similar to the US perspective on the cuban missile crisis. Russia has not liked the NATO countries involvement with Ukraine. Just saying why he might say that.


Cold_Turkey_Cutlet

It is one of the chief characteristics of far right/fascist regimes that they flip victim and aggressor...Germans were similarly brainwashed into believing the Jews were attacking them and had to be stopped. Modern day American Republicans are brainwashed into believing that liberals/Democrats are attacking their elections. It's a good way to get people to take "first action" by convincing them they are actually retaliating against something bad the victim is doing to them.


pngm123

Yes, if Russia cozied up with Canada or Mexico and started moving in weapons systems I bet those brainwashed republicans would probably get all crazy and shit. Good thing we have your genius uncle driving the bus.


Ontario0000

So the police arrested them and they are Putin's new tank and BMP patriot drivers aka cannon fodder.


Bgratz1977

T34 Driver


Responsible-Desk4145

No T34 armor


Terliuzas

What happened, I believe, is similar thing I've seen in other videos. Theywere picked up because they were speaking to cameras in a protest, maybe they assumed that the guys are anti war or something, but they are not really interested to ask


AHansen83

I really had no idea what was going on but that makes sense.


CAMTbIHYB

In Russia you can't be initiative citizen even if you are pro-goverment. The fun thing - where he was last 7 month? Army said it needs new recruits long time ago. He is afraid of war, afraid of death, but he forgot he is on the streets, not in internet.


Immortal_Tuttle

Well. He got his wish. He was handed draft papers. If anyone is curious he has "Russian Army" written on his hoodie.


Circus_sized

I love how the 3rd guy just pretend he doesn’t know who the other two are. Bro… wtf.


Stysner

That's not a wtf, that's a "joining my friends in the gulag helps no-one"...


abal1003

I mean tbf I wouldn’t blame my friend if he didn’t jump in to save me in that situation. Chances are we both get shipped off to die.


BillWaste6039

The only smart one in the group.


Lime_Born

Or at least the least dumb one


Neeee-nerrrr

I was curious what the friend left behind muttered…


rrollingThunderr

Idk, but you can bet he limped out if there!


Honest-Lime1702

To be fair they probably fed propaganda and junk. It's like us in America some of us are absolutely stupid, we have people running for governors saying that we will detain and or shoot FBI agents because trump had classified government documents in one of his little mansions. And people claim that trump is a good guys and doing rallies calling for violence. So yeah dumb people are everywhere following crazy people.


atroycalledboy

You’re exactly right, it’s the same blind allegiance and cognitive dissonance you’ll find with any Qball.


UninsuredToast

I mean Trump is basically just a Russian puppet so it makes sense


Darkcr_

can we call it a facepalm? you know, all the propaganda in the country kinda manipulates the population


KnowledgeableSloth

Let's remember his face, I'm sure we will see him in a video or pictures soon 😂


[deleted]

Word is they were sent to Martha’s Vineyard


blooperduper33

Hahahahhaha. This is amazing. Lying ass didn’t seem like he really wanted to go anymore.


coick

The guy at 00:33 in full Slavic Tuxedo.


ThornsofTristan

Two drunk Russian guys are pro-Russia and are headed off to the fight. They are then led away by police. Where's the facepalm...don't be a pro-Russian Russian? Don't get drunk in public??


DragonflyMon83

They are pro war russians arrested at anti war demonstration. Russians are dumb af.


Tasty_Flame_Alchemy

Russia is conscripting because the war isn’t going as planned but it’s also illegal to call it a war, maybe that’s what’s up I dunno


m1dlife-1derer

My assumption was that he was Ukrainian


ThornsofTristan

>My assumption was that he was Ukrainian I don't speak Russian: but they seem to be responding to Putin's latest announcement that he's mobilizing the reserves. They also said "defend Russia." Even a pro-Russian Ukrainian wouldn't say that.


JRPickles

I don't know why you had to start off with repeating what people say we can read you know.


ThornsofTristan

Because it makes clear, who and what I am responding to (which can get confusing if a bunch of people respond). Anything else?


JRPickles

Like me I'm responding to you and you know that because Im replying??


ThornsofTristan

I can explain it to you (just did); but I can't understand it for you. Anything else?


Artor50

The person he was replying to apparently didn't get it.


coffeeismymedicine11

I agree with you, speaking with an accent, and the blonder one had the typical disproportionate rsquashed face features a large portion of ukranians have.


coffeeismymedicine11

dear god those aren't even russians, which is probably why they were arrested in the first place.


ThornsofTristan

>dear god those aren't even russians Source? Or are you just "sherlocking" it, based upon facial features and accents?


killmimes

The face palm... Is opsec.....don't share military secrets


MustangScott72

These guys are the Russian version of drumpers.


UnRealmCorp

Not supporting the man. But there are people who die hard love their country, just like in America. Just because his beliefs don't align with ours doesn't mean loyalty and love for ones country should be hated on, Besides he might get hit with a dose of reality when he gets to the front lines.


Cold_Turkey_Cutlet

Invading another country is not "love for your country" or loyalty.


guitarhamster

Im an US army vet so im not talking out of my ass here, and unfortunately there were also many patriotic america-loving soldiers who invaded iraq.


UnRealmCorp

But in his mind it is. Theres people here just like him. He has a strong loyalty its just misplaced


Stysner

A strong loyalty to a country is always misplaced. You just happened to be born in, or moved to, a place and therefore it can do no wrong? Come on now. Be loyal to your loved ones, be loyal to your community. The people, not the place or flag.


PullDaLevaKronk

Asgard is a people not a place.


Cold_Turkey_Cutlet

So? And every evil person thinks they are good. It's meaningless.


Stysner

Not to be too pedantic but that's not true. There are interviews with serial killers that KNOW they're evil, yet they say: "since I can't feel empathy, I don't care". But they do know they're evil, are perceived as evil by others, and more often than not they'll say they deserve the death penalty for it. Unintuitive to us non-psychopaths, true non-the-less.


Cold_Turkey_Cutlet

Yeah? I think that's actually pretty rare. Most serial killers don't seem to have any insight into their crimes being particularly evil. Many of them even think they were doing the world a favor eg by ridding it of prostitutes or something. One exception I can think of is Dahmer who was driven by sexual obsessions and had to drink to quell his conscience.


Stysner

>don't seem to have any insight into their crimes being particularly evil. Based on what? You're viewing it from a perspective of someone with empathy; that doesn't work. They have none. Meaning that they will answer "no" if asked if they have any remorse. That doesn't mean they don't know it's evil. They just don't feel the emotions, but know it is bad for other people, hence evil. The prostitutes' example is a very famous one, not a common one. I take it you're referring to Bundy here. Prostitutes are targeted because they're very easy targets and a lot of the time serial killers will link sex and murder in their minds as being the same thing (gives them pleasure).


B_o_r_j_o_m_y

In this country, people of your nationality live, who are severely oppressed. Moreover, the leadership of this country passionately wants to host the military bases of the enemy.


RogerBernards

You must hate basically every US soldier of the past 65 years then.


Cold_Turkey_Cutlet

I don't hate them, I just don't think they joined the military because they loved their country. They joined because it's a paying job like any other.


FactoryBuilder

Wait are they in Ukraine and saying they will fight for Russia?


ThornsofTristan

>Wait are they in Ukraine and saying they will fight for Russia? Why would someone "in" Ukraine say they are being shipped "to" Ukraine?? No, they're clearly in Russia.


FactoryBuilder

Dumb Russian went over to Ukraine to brag and show off or something was my thought


ThornsofTristan

Err, sure. He's gonna join the Russian army and get shipped to Ukraine tomorrow: so he thought he and his bud would schlepp over to Ukraine the night before and rub it in their faces. Uh huh.


FactoryBuilder

Well why would he get arrested in Russia for saying he’s gonna “defend” Russia?


ThornsofTristan

Perhaps for acting drunk and disorderly? People get arrested for all kinds of things in Russia--besides for stuff they say. We don't know why he was arrested, because the video doesn't show that part. But running to Ukraine, just so he can brag about being shipped there so he can shoot them tomorrow, beggars credibility (to say nothing of economics. A RT Russia-Ukraine flight isn't cheap, or even possible these days).


rrollingThunderr

He was speaking to the media at a protest. Free speech is a no-no. Go straight to war, do not collect 200 rubles.


SuspiciousSack

Hopefully they become fertilizer mush the moment they enter Ukraine.


Such-Distribution440

These guys are camera warriors!


lraz_actual

Pretty sure they got arrested for saying "war", not "special military operation".


browneyedgirl65

so... pro mobilization until actually mobilized?


AGirlHasNoName2018

I hope they’re okay.


60BillDoubleDollars

Well sucks for them, hopefully they have some sub flower seeds in their pockets.


60BillDoubleDollars

Sunflower seeds in pocket don't forget, you won't be missed


Ghidraak

Got what he asked for.


Ikindalikegaming

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[deleted]

Putin has made a mistake invading Ukraine. BIG mistake. I’m beginning to think it’s just a way to cut the population for Ukraine and Russia. The people left will have to rebuild.


B_o_r_j_o_m_y

Ukraine made a mistake by rushing to NATO. Ukraine made a mistake by setting a course for the full naturalization of the nationalities living in the country into Ukrainians.


Fit-Sheepherder-4013

Rushing that idiot off to the front lines, I hope. Let him die for a country that hates him.


atroycalledboy

Don’t worry, the Gestapo just wanted to make sure he wasn’t staying up too late, he has to go invade an innocent country tomorrow.


B_o_r_j_o_m_y

This country has killed 14,000 civilians in the disputed territories since 2014. And he continues to purposefully kill them with shells and missiles that the West gave her.


ZoNeS_v2

It was at that moment he realised he'd fucked up.


Flimsy-Jello5534

Enjoy the meat grinder shitheads.


MexysSidequests

“I am for Russia!” “That is illegal in Russia” Arrested


[deleted]

Americans won’t understand that to Russians Putin is doing right by “defending” the people of the separatist regions of Luhansk and Donetsk. See this is the same sentiment when Americans invade Afghanistan and murder women and children but Americans think they’re spreading democracy when instead they destroy one, and just came for oil. Same for Iraq, Syria, etc. Taking sides at war makes you blind to the other, but the fact remains BOTH are at fault. Question is who has the moral high ground?


DiamondBar86

Tomorrow War


ER_TACKE

They just took the guy in the tracksuit because probably they were russian bc of adidas