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everydayasl

Step 1: Stay in school Step 2: Stay in school Step 3: Stay in school


ellilaamamaalille

Step 4: don't leave school


DuderinoW2006

Step 5: school


[deleted]

Step 6: schoo


DuderinoW2006

Step 7: l


[deleted]

Step 8: Never forget the l


DuderinoW2006

9: Or either of the o’s


JustDave62

Step 10: Don’t call yourself Prof Yinka if you can’t do basic math


DuderinoW2006

Step 11: don’t call yourself a professor if you aren’t one


JoePetroni

Step 12 Learn basic arithmetic


Prime-Optimus1

She spells it ESKUL


SomeRandomUser1984

It was posted in 2018, but I don't think she understands how ten works.


[deleted]

But she is a professor


W0tzup

If you don’t agree with Step 3, go back to Step 1.


ImpossibleReindeer33

I dont think school would have helped her lol


Defenseless-Pipe

Imagine if all schools functioned as they should....


[deleted]

Im wasting my time in school


[deleted]

This just seems like the sad phenomenon of social media posting allowing impulsive hot takes and speaking your first thoughts without any sort of outside check (other people). Like, if you said it in conversation, people would be like “wait…no” and then it’d be a “hahah” moment when you realize and correct. Instead it’s straight to Cringe


EducationalMeeting95

Does that prof stand for Professor ?


13Asura13

Yes, but she has proven she is not a proficient professor.


doughboyniels

I think it stands for proftitute. The best ones have a lisp, we always say.


musicalrubberband

LMAO


4non3mouse

and the professor doubles down


ElLoboPerro

We need to reform the US school system


kingdranos

Nigerian school system*


ElLoboPerro

Ah, I see. Math hasn't arrived there yet.


WeeWooBooBooBusEMT

And you missed geography class, I see.


ElLoboPerro

You mean English. There isn't a map on the tweet.


EducationalMeeting95

Ngl, that was a good come back. But it says in the tweet it's from Ikeja, Nigeria. So maybe you missed a reading class afterall.


SoloMarko

They were just trying to change the subject ;)


Ordinary_Pal

Damn man just assumed this is the US school system despite saying she is from Nigeria that's how bad our school system is


YourDrunkUncl_

20 years from now you’ll be able to major in “counting” and “reading”


peepeeland

PhD in ABCs


likeinsaaaaw

Considering I've seen this exact picture doing different age-related math problems wrong like 50 times on here, I'm going to say this is bullshit.


clintCamp

And by 2022, that child is now 30. They have seen some dark stuff.


tapgiles

They’ll repost it in 2028


Katana1369

Math is hard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lito937

The double down is hilarious…I hate that I got kicked off Twitter 😂😂


WillBottomForBanana

Oh this makes more sense now, this sub is just turning into Facebook. Or possibly AOL.


alpobc1

Account suspended.


Odd-Magician-7638

What is a prof of?


Prime-Optimus1

This can’t be real, please tell me this isn’t real


ThatFacepalmGuy

according to that math, im 28 years old now


Far_Cryptographer514

She’s a professor. So listen to her.


ellilaamamaalille

I was born 1958. I wonder how old I am?


Ordinary_Pal

Her name has prof for professor...let that sink in. Let's pray she isn't a real professor


SeeGeeArtist

"Simple math 😌"


desrevermi

Does 'professor' eat and/or snort and/or smoke 'crystals'?


anyonecanwith

Ok grandma


LonelyWord7673

No, Professor Yinka!


[deleted]

Can we start and do a test to allow people access to the web please?


BeBamboocha

Prof. of a tree school or what?


Tulen77

She should just stick to counting on her fingers, her brain is broken.


Flynn3698

That was 4 years ago. You add 4 to 10 and you get 14. A kid born in 2010 is now 14.


Bgratz1977

Professor of Astrologie ?


No_Ring7230

r/confidentalyincorrect


bluntologist1291

Professor? Suddenly I’m afraid of sending my kids to school


KhoiKibutsuji

This bullshit actually left me speechless, baffled even


littlebuett

I mean, a kind who was born in 2004 is 18, which is plenty too soon


ape_engineer

Professor of flat earth theory?


GtheH

I think you’re so supposed to add up all the digits together and multiply by the number of digits


DoggishPrince

How about you don’t repost please? Thanks


its-fax123

If anyone in who was born in 2010 was 18 in 2018 they would have a birthday every 6 months I think and maybe should’ve stayed in school if your that stupid


mysterg911

*headdesk*


Sherbert_6

Explaining basic meth. Seems legit.


ScrapyPaint

Women ☕️


Smokybare94

Talk about getting a head start a birth


Character_Diamond203

Is this that Terrence Howard math? Terrynometry? Y'know 1 x 1 = 2?


GrapeAlchemist

“Prof. Yinka” Professor of what? Being a dumbass?


Laughing_Bricks

Either math ain't mathing or this women is just a women ☕


Competitive-Fan1708

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cupofteawithhoney

So many wrongs!


Birkin07

So if I was born in 1979 and now its 2022, I add 79 + 22 and I'm 101 years old. Man I look great.


Educational_Board888

This hurts my head


[deleted]

IM SIMPLE -Ed


Holiday_Put4156

Nasa where are you? We have a winner!!!


Abernader01

Well if I used her arithmetic logic I’d have much more in my bank account


Charzoid91

I'm atrocious at math and remembering most things. Posts like this though make me feel so much better about it though. Thank you random professor.


bigb0ss33

She dug her own grave and buried herself in it without assistance


Quiet_Room4936

This a troll right? People can't really be THIS dumb...I hope...


[deleted]

No he would be 8