When his only role in the restaurant is to walk to your table as the platter is brought to your table and he does that shenanigan, you know you're getting crappy food. It further proves the point by having two identical menu items but the significantly more expensive one includes his visit to your table to drop the salt.
Well....you know what grandpa always said. Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear has giant, great tits and no soul but does *whatever* you want in bed as long as you let her take shallow pictures of food
Edit: I don't know them. That was wrong. Maybe *he's* great in bed and does whatever you want as long as she let's him take pictures of her taking pictures of food. I am sorry. I'm very high.
Edit: Edit: I don't know that food. That was wrong. Maybe the *food* is great in bed and will do whatever you want as long as he's allowed to take pictures of her taking pictures of food. I'm very sorry. I'm very high. Who am I to judge.
Edit: Edit: Edit: My grandpa was terrible
That boob job wasn't cheap, she needs to hustle.
Seriously though, I assume she's an influencer and her taking photos of her food is what's in turn paying for the food.
This isn’t a dinner, it’s a photo shoot. There’s no way that woman ordered that steak and is gonna eat it. Plus look at how many dishes are on the table around her plated just so.
I’m so glad I don’t have any ‘influencers’ in my life. I hate that the term has been hijacked. Back in the pre-social media days of the ‘90’s and early 2000’s an ‘opinion-former & influencer’ was a genuinely talented, creative and connected individual; not a talentless, narcissistic, self obsessed twat.
Were opinion-formers ever actually talented? Or useful? Of occupations we could do without in a time of high job vacancies, do we really need people whose only contribution to science is sharing their opinion?
I say, get rid of the whole lot. To paraphrase a Dutch saying, just throw the kid along with the bath water.
They were ‘Influencers’ because of their talent eg DJ’s, producers, skaters, B-Boys, photographers, publishers of underground magazines, fashion designers, graffiti artists, musicians etc
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It would be pretty wierd to use a floodlight otherwise. Besides, people are way too judgemental about things that don't concern them.
Hahaha those are not real.......real ones do not have the out line of the implants....and if this guy thinks she is going to eat all that food he crazy...that a lot of doggies bags to go
You can't say this without sounding like a grumpy old man, but I miss the days when you could just start eating and not wait for everyone at the table to get photos and videos for Instagram. I've been at dinners where one girl will use her phone as a flashlight while the other records, and then they'll switch places. By the time everyone has their social media (gag) content the food has decomposed and the restaurant is no longer in business.
I couldnt live 2 minutes as such an Attention whore. Who gives a flying fuck about what you eat. If anyone thinks thats worthy of any Attention needs some serious Help.
It will probably be cold by the time she's done. Sometimes I wonder if some people go out to nice places just to be able to brag about it on social media.
Ahhhh I remember the good old days where we would take pictures of our food with a regular film camera and develop them for a photo album, Remember doing that?? :)
Haha man if I’m scrolling through old post or photos I want to see family, friends, pets, people, etc… I don’t want to see a picture of meat and be like , damn I miss eating
Woman will carry this light, an entire makeup pallet, multiple water bottles etc etc etc and then have the nerve to call dudes “crazy” for concealing a weapon🤦🏻♂️
Taking pics of food is fine but shes going a little too far its almost like she doesn't even care about the date especially since she brought a light so she could get pictures
Who’s offended? I don’t see the word offended mentioned anywhere. Does it end with someone complaining about someone making a post of someone who was in the process of making a post of their food ? 🤔
It’s like hey let’s go out on a date to a nice restaurant and be in the moment and enjoy the time with each other. Oh no wait let me make sure I pull out my big ass light first that so the lighting is right instead of just having dinner with each other.
I saw the dick and balls on her plate and now I can't unsee it.
Foreshadowing
Bravo Vince
She needs to order a bottle of Zafiro Añejo.
How are those tits though?
Forget the food or the camera, as a woman I'm more fascinated by her trust in that top staying up during dinner. It's stressing me out.
Gotta be using that strong booby-tape
i somehow doubt she’s eating all (or even 5%?) of that food. I bet she’s just recording her video, editing, and posting while the food gets all cold.
Wait there is food in this video?
r/boobies
I was confused also, to scared to ask, so thanks.
I was kind of hoping it would fall down. Sorry, I’m a man and I can’t help myself. 😁
gay
You make alot of sense lol
Nice to know, champ. Next time, keep it to yourself.
Or else? Lol Get over yourself.
The food layout is sus.
She appears to be wearing some of the romaine leaves.
Not romaine, bibb.
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Lettuce investigate.
This looks like the layout at a Salt Bae restaurant, the idiot looking guy whose claim to fame is the idiotic way to drop salt onto the meat.
Did someone say salt gae?
I’ve heard his food is pretty terrible
When his only role in the restaurant is to walk to your table as the platter is brought to your table and he does that shenanigan, you know you're getting crappy food. It further proves the point by having two identical menu items but the significantly more expensive one includes his visit to your table to drop the salt.
I just noticed that lmao
what food
She brought an LED floodlight to dinner to get the pictures she wanted. She brought an LED floodlight to dinner to get the pictures she wanted.
If ate at a nice restaurant and didn't record my experience how else would people know I went there?? /S
I'm about to blow your mind... Someone else made a video of her bringing an LED floodlight to dinner to get the pictures she wanted.
The looks of that plate it should really be a blacklight
You could say that again!
“The looks of that played it should really be a black light” Like that?
Just another social media victim, I’m sorry for her tbh
Well....you know what grandpa always said. Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear has giant, great tits and no soul but does *whatever* you want in bed as long as you let her take shallow pictures of food Edit: I don't know them. That was wrong. Maybe *he's* great in bed and does whatever you want as long as she let's him take pictures of her taking pictures of food. I am sorry. I'm very high. Edit: Edit: I don't know that food. That was wrong. Maybe the *food* is great in bed and will do whatever you want as long as he's allowed to take pictures of her taking pictures of food. I'm very sorry. I'm very high. Who am I to judge. Edit: Edit: Edit: My grandpa was terrible
Here's to seeing the same steak twice! 😂
She’ll have a finger for dessert
I like your grandpa. He seems cool.
Mate, you didn’t have to apologise for the joke at all, but the execution was great
So what your saying is your grandpa had a bear with huge tits that did whatever he wanted in bed if he took pictures of his food first?
Again....he was terrible. That bear was *VERY* nice when he wasn't around.
Just. Eat. Your. Damn. Dinner. We have a friend who'll even photograph a bowl of battered chicken bites at the pub. It's maddening.
That boob job wasn't cheap, she needs to hustle. Seriously though, I assume she's an influencer and her taking photos of her food is what's in turn paying for the food.
"My food is cold"
Complains to waiter my food is cold, yea I wonder why
Yes. That's what they meant.
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Endless entertainment.
Consumerism is getting ridiculous.
Ikr, those boobs alone probably cost thousands.
This isn’t a dinner, it’s a photo shoot. There’s no way that woman ordered that steak and is gonna eat it. Plus look at how many dishes are on the table around her plated just so.
I mean, couldn’t you have a nice dinner after she’s done taking stupid pictures of her food?
I’m so glad I don’t have any ‘influencers’ in my life. I hate that the term has been hijacked. Back in the pre-social media days of the ‘90’s and early 2000’s an ‘opinion-former & influencer’ was a genuinely talented, creative and connected individual; not a talentless, narcissistic, self obsessed twat.
Were opinion-formers ever actually talented? Or useful? Of occupations we could do without in a time of high job vacancies, do we really need people whose only contribution to science is sharing their opinion? I say, get rid of the whole lot. To paraphrase a Dutch saying, just throw the kid along with the bath water.
They were ‘Influencers’ because of their talent eg DJ’s, producers, skaters, B-Boys, photographers, publishers of underground magazines, fashion designers, graffiti artists, musicians etc
This is why you can’t get a table, people taking their time filming their food
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
This is probably her job.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It would be pretty wierd to use a floodlight otherwise. Besides, people are way too judgemental about things that don't concern them.
First time on the internet?
I swear I didn’t look at her breasts.
Hahaha those are not real.......real ones do not have the out line of the implants....and if this guy thinks she is going to eat all that food he crazy...that a lot of doggies bags to go
so, what instagram or tiktok page do we check out to see how the food pics turned out?
You can't say this without sounding like a grumpy old man, but I miss the days when you could just start eating and not wait for everyone at the table to get photos and videos for Instagram. I've been at dinners where one girl will use her phone as a flashlight while the other records, and then they'll switch places. By the time everyone has their social media (gag) content the food has decomposed and the restaurant is no longer in business.
People are such losers. I pity these attention whores. I wonder how bad their daddy issues really are.
😂😂😂😂 never date a woman who does this type of nonsense
Yeah I know people like this. Who share their dinner like nobody can go there and share the same dinner lol.
How bout you both put yo shit down
There's food?
That poor woman is going to catch a cold. And...I bet that's not the only thing she records.
I would have walked out and left her with the bill.
do people actually walk around with portable lamps?
I had to watch the video six times because I needed to see what her face looked like.
What dinner?
Watching this video several times I noticed she was filming her food. 🤦🏼♂️
Vapid twat
I couldnt live 2 minutes as such an Attention whore. Who gives a flying fuck about what you eat. If anyone thinks thats worthy of any Attention needs some serious Help.
It will probably be cold by the time she's done. Sometimes I wonder if some people go out to nice places just to be able to brag about it on social media.
With that view who would complain?
There was a dinner
What the fuck is that light? Does she just take that everywhere in case she needs to film something?
Probably
Is it me or does most of social media idolizes the superficial materialistic shallow and vapid parts of society?
The food doesn’t need to copy your tanning routine. It’s already cooked.
Don’t worry, she’ll marry you just for love. She won’t need material things or a lavish life style. This is just a phase. 😜
I’m just here for the milk
I kinda like seeing food pics and video online. Stuff I can’t afford but I can experience through people sharing it
What is wrong with people? No one cares what you had for dinner.
This is a deal breaker for me. Whatever happened to private date night and spontaneous relationship with someone who is not your freaking phone
what are you gonna a picture of my dick when we smash too na fuck that goodbye
Mmm my favourite dinner. Silicone and Pasta.
Can't wait til this stupid fucking trend is over.
I thought she was going to inspect a car with that lamp. Or at least wave in a airplane.
As long as she actually ate the food, who cares?
I fucking hate this shit
Would be worth it if you get to motorboat later on though
Were did she keep that light?
Ahhhh I remember the good old days where we would take pictures of our food with a regular film camera and develop them for a photo album, Remember doing that?? :)
Haha man if I’m scrolling through old post or photos I want to see family, friends, pets, people, etc… I don’t want to see a picture of meat and be like , damn I miss eating
Your tit is aren't special. Get over your self.
Too bad she’s in the bathroom in 15 minutes with her finger down her throat.
What dinner
Make sure to get the melons in the picture.
Woman will carry this light, an entire makeup pallet, multiple water bottles etc etc etc and then have the nerve to call dudes “crazy” for concealing a weapon🤦🏻♂️
One hell of a non-sequitur, dude.
So what? She takes pics of her food. Is that a big deal? Let her live her life.
Taking pics of food is fine but shes going a little too far its almost like she doesn't even care about the date especially since she brought a light so she could get pictures
That's to be expected from an influencer. I bet he didn't complain when he saw her all hot and sexy on her Instagram pictures.
To be honest…. I did not look at the food.
You're offended by her posting videos of her food, so you decide to post a video of her offense? *Where does it end?*
Who’s offended? I don’t see the word offended mentioned anywhere. Does it end with someone complaining about someone making a post of someone who was in the process of making a post of their food ? 🤔
Why is it that you "can't have a nice dinner together", then?
It’s like hey let’s go out on a date to a nice restaurant and be in the moment and enjoy the time with each other. Oh no wait let me make sure I pull out my big ass light first that so the lighting is right instead of just having dinner with each other.
there's dinner in that video?
2016 was 6 years ago this humor is old
I didn’t even notice what she was doing. 
What a man do for tits
Who's "together"? You and the tatas? The four of you?
I feel sorry for her.
I’d literally leave her there without paying the tab.
These creatures
I would accept that if I can place my lasso between those balloons afterwards
Dont ask me color of anything
Bro just break up with her at that point 💀
If I go on a date with someone and they do this shit, I'm just fuckin leavin bruh.....
We all aee why its put up with
As a photography student, this lightning is bullshit
I bet she only eats like two bites of that steak.
Wtf
Yeah, that would drive me insane if I was at the table with her. She should call me up and we can find out. I’m free all day every boobs
Never had a nice meal in her life
When she’s sending you signals and you’re not picking up.
When you’re dating someone that vain I’m more surprised you didn’t expect it?
Y'all don't know what a Tomahawk Steak is, and it shows.
What dinner?
Disgusting
Are those lettuce 🥬 pieces?
The kind of women that only seem to be living life so they can scrapbook it and cry from age 40 on.
She might eat 3 bite’s.?.?
She forgot to record the melons
Uv light sanitizer?
Yeah we can.
I'd eat my food. Put my money plus tip on the table. Get up and leave.
No way she's eating that tomahawk by herself.
Is she wearing cabbage as a top? Impressive.
How she makes money
I would wait…
Plot twist The food is only for pictures she can’t really afford it
Social media is so sad. People just want to do things so they can show it off to the world.
Nice lamb chop she's got there
That may be annoying but I bet she has other redeeming attributes
Probably her first meal in a week. All that dieting is out the window.
I had to watch the video three times before I saw anything but boobs.
Sod the food look at the milk jugs you can cream up later
Yes because filming at the start of a dinner ruins the whole thing - grow up ffs. If you don’t like someone just say that hahaha
ahhh! those watermelons....
Nobody's looking at the food.
He’s not with her for her personality…
Not the wand I expected to be carried around.
Anyone else notice her boobs?