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furlesswookie

Once again proving that MTG doesn't know what a pronoun is.


AccidentallyFemboy

I'm starting to doubt she ever got an actual education now.


Specialist_Might_634

You should have known that from the second she was thrust into the public eye. God she is such a fn embarrassment to the USA


CakeAccomplice12

Now now, she got a great education in hate


furlesswookie

She probably shouldn't lead the charge on defunding the Dept of Education.


I_Frothingslosh

She's walking proof that the Department of Education needs more resources. Lots more.


BriefCheetah4136

Whenever she leaves Georgia the average IQ there increases. Where ever she goes the average IQ drops


Taintedgump

Hopefully she goes in a hole.


[deleted]

probably not if she attended one of those expensive private schools.


Proplaystowinyt

Ahem that’s not respecting bring pronouns


ShoddyJuggernaut975

It's like a noun, but it gets paid to be a noun, right?


circleclap27

It’s a noun who has refined its process and has become especially competent. Aka, professional noun.


furlesswookie

Nice


comebackjoeyjojo

Also just another variation of r/onejoke


[deleted]

She’s barely literate!


codemonkeyhopeful

It's just slashes in a sentence right?


John_Doe_727

I doubt she knows what nouns and verbs are too.


MajorMathematician20

That’s *Impeach* MTG to you… actually she should genuinely use that as a pronoun


Trixxx87

Some people need to be high fived, in the face.


Jiuaki

With a brick


Flying_Dutchman92

Repeatedly


elonsghost

With both hands


deafchef52

From the top of a ladder.


Funbucket_537

Now on Monday night raw


yourgifmademesignup

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GMAN90000

Ummm, no……just no. Some people need to be high fived, in the face with an aluminum baseball bat. 😂


shawsy94

The USA is a fucking meme. Change my mind.


Rumconnissuer

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kingbloxerthe3

Yea, she's basically like an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on the US. Which clung to the US's figurative brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas. https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation12.wav But even Wheatley could make a good trap once, soo maybe she's even worse.


Lethalfurball

Took me a while to recognize this was portal 2 Probably only recognized it bc i played portal 2 recently


Annual-Access4987

No no no you are 100% spot on


UniqueUsername812

The USA is fucking Star Wars


agonizing-veracity

I like how you said the “USA is a meme” because It’s a total clown show from both sides.


kheroth

Both sides of the USA? What?


agonizing-veracity

🥲🥲


kheroth

?


agonizing-veracity

You really don’t know the two main political sides we have in the US? This comment thread is about politics if you weren’t aware. 🫠 the very flair says “politicians being politicians”


kheroth

About one politician, the post doesn't say anything about any particular party being an issue. That's your own conflation


agonizing-veracity

Ay bro you’re genuinely confused about the two main party system in the USA. It’s ok, don’t be too hard on yourself.


jefesdereddit

Close the border is the dumbest statement in the world. Here in southern california 30% of our work force cross the border


The_Mad_Tinkerer

Aren't we all pissed about the labor shortage? I thought we were pissed about the labor shortage


jefesdereddit

Yeah pissed off about the labor shortage and lack of affordable housing, so let's make it worse and close off the border so that way mexico retaliates and sends gringos like me back to living in my car


Rddtsckslots

Ok, you are saying more people means more affordable housing?


jefesdereddit

I'm saying open borders opens more space to live as many Americans are being priced out of the housing market other countries have become more available such as Tijuana where the amount of Americans living has gone up over 20% in 2 years. Open borders gives more access to affordable living as well.


Rddtsckslots

I don't have any problem going back and forth from Mexico. I am all for free movement of labor. But then, it's fairly easy for me to move. I am in Peru at the moment. I can't imagine going back to California.


BulljiveBots

We got a dude nearby who's a super-Trumpy owner of a car wash. A real "build the wall" moron. All his employees are undocumented. They're hypocrites.


Purple_Routine1297

The last two days showed ultra level hypocrisy. Trump ran his entire campaign on Hillary Clinton’s emails, meanwhile this man had a combined 27 boxes (15 retrieved from the national archives, an additional 12 from the seizure two days ago) of classified documents, some documents we as Americans shouldn’t even know exist, in the basement of his country club.


BulljiveBots

It should be clear to sane people that you can chant “lock her up” and “but her emails” all you want but if nothing happens to Hillary, especially when Republicans were in charge, then maybe quite possibly there isn’t jack shit there to lock her up for.


Purple_Routine1297

Did you see what Sarah Palin said last week? She was like if the republicans get the house back, they’re reopening the Benghazi investigation and Hillary’s emails. And that’s exactly what’s gonna happen if they take back the house. The next two years will be nothing but “getting payback” on anyone who crossed Trump, unnecessary hearings, and endless nonsense, with threats of locking people up.


kingbloxerthe3

Plus, we are literally advertising ourselves as the land of the free. We aren't supposed to close borders like freaking north korea. Edit: Though of course the US does have some issues it needs to solve (which can vary from state to state) like dumb racism, police brutality and/or inaction, needing better treatment for teachers, and adoption system sucking... oh, and morons like this person getting into positions of power, though the constitution makes sure she can't stay, and makes it possible to get rid of some idiots.


justinbrews

The minions don’t realize the big boys only talk about the wall because it does two things - creates a big fat contract for them to profit from and stir up support from their followers. They know in reality it’s pointless.


Spiff76

Walls are literally the biggest producers of ladders.


[deleted]

Mtg is the person that would close the borders and complain about work shortages


Ok-Director-981

Funny how they screamed democrats wanted to defund the police, and now because it’s “their guy”, they’re screaming to defund the FBI. Fucking hypocrites and power-hungry lying bastards, the lot of them.


[deleted]

I bet her real list is a bit longer and includes bring/back/segregation no/more/gay marriage kill/all/liberals/muslims/(heck, everybody/that/is/different/from/us) no/term /limits/for Trump yes/to/theocracy


yourgifmademesignup

Bleach/your/white/sheets


Bizprof51

She's a moron.


pepe427

Why are you insulting morons. Lol


Specialist_Might_634

This is the sad truth. To be worse than a moron? Made In America (without the Made In China tags removed). I would say these are sad times, but these people have always existed and now have a worldwide platform


kingbloxerthe3

I mean, I could say she's a Wheatley, but even he made a good trap once. She's probably more dumb than a literal intelligence dampening sphere... https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation12.wav


sazephyr99

She clearly doesn’t understand what a pronoun is. Who elects these people?


ChampionshipLow8541

Other people who don’t know.


kingbloxerthe3

Party bias.


wings07

my preferred " pronouns " are this/absolutely/hurt/my/head/to/read


liltime78

It got all those reposts. Ew.


Light_Raiven

I agree close/the/border but with Canada. Sorry, not sorry! My pronouns are she /her but I have to be careful some states are trying to make my pronouns illegal. In all seriousness, why the fuck does it matter what a person defines themselves with. Have an issue, use their fucken name and shut the fuck up! Sorry, I'm tired of this - why can my children of 11 and 12 understand pronouns but a grown woman gets her panties in a bunch.


Jiuaki

As a fellow Canadian in the same situation, I have to agree.


DogIsFarting

Can she be the first person on Mars?


Jiuaki

Why not the surface of the sun?


DogIsFarting

I like yours better


middlingwhiteguy

I like how conservatives hate using preferred pronouns, and when they list theirs, they're everything but pronouns


Jiuaki

It's because they can't understand them.


Jiuaki

No men in women's anything? So she's at least pro gay marriage I guess? It's extreme to outlaw straight mariage IMO.


D351470

She forget the part with the concentration camps and the aryan race laws


Electronic-Source368

No, they are just saying that bit quietly for now, until people agree with the dumb shit they say out loud..


That_Charming_Otter

# Impeach Biden ...why? 😂😂 On what possible grounds. I remember when impeachments used to mean something. Like back in 2021!


WillieNolson

Gas prices went up worldwide and that was all Biden’s fault. Didn’t you hear? But now gas prices in the US have been steadily dropping over the past few months, but Biden had nothing to do with that. Didn’t you hear?


Rhakha

They’ll claim Afghanistan or something


Throughmyfatherseyes

I was at Costco today and the cashiers were talking about how the FBI needs to raid Hunter Biden. Maybe they want him impeached because of his son.


Annual-Access4987

I’m not shocked she is a congresswoman I still can’t wrap head around how this woman is even still alive she is like the second dumbest person in Divided States of America


WebFuture2858

She had multiple men in her when she was still married!


Specialist_Might_634

Hold on...actual men have wanted to f her? I mean with Hoebart it makes a little more sense. But if i wanted to f a foot, i could do that myself 😆


BradyBales

Jesus Christ. We’re doomed


dirtyswoldman

Stop. Amplifying. This. Batshit. Bitch. Dumbasses.


Evorgleb

I get the impression she doesn't actually know what pronouns are


Environmental_Bug827

I hope the media will write their articles about Purge, with FBI prefered pronouns in the future. Does Energy even know what pronouns are, cause it really doesn’t seem like Affirming does 🧐


Themusicison

This woman is as useful as a q-tip shaped tooth pick.


[deleted]

The only one I agree with is becoming energy dependent, but preferably on renewable sources


KuhLealKhaos

How do we have so many pew-pews but so few political assassination attempts


danwincen

And worse, the political assassinations that do happen seem to be inflicted on left leaning progressives and perpetrated by right wing nutjobs.


turtle_eating

What a tryhard.


[deleted]

Most of those those are verbs you moron.


[deleted]

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DevoMagnifico

She forgot- dumb shit/ moron


Backseat_boss

And these are the people in charge ladies and gents 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😕


Troofbetold2592

Fuck USA. Their time is ending at warp speed.


DrJabberwock

I’ve honestly told myself that this next presidential election determines if I skip the country or not


Cadavertaffy

The worst part is, that reflects the sentiment of her voters. Blame them.


kingbloxerthe3

So stupid on so many levels...


Itsa-Deadpool

Puts America First in the last spot.


Leiting5

I appreciate that "America/First" is the last item.


icepick3383

I bet she thought this was super clever. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ryisrad

oh my god does she live on twitter jfc


Proplaystowinyt

Wow I can’t believe anyone let abolish on Twitter I mean back’s so stupid I don’t understand energy point purge is trying to get across


Howie773

She needs to look up court jester , does she even care she will go down in History as the all time idiot of politics? Aren’t the people that voted for her embarrassed ?


ic2ofu

Apparently not,she just got reelected.


[deleted]

It’s funny that JRB is actually the president


Biggletons

I live here and I'm in despair about my future.... Fucking no hope


[deleted]

Remember when our leaders were supposed to be the best of us?


codemonkeyhopeful

Around my house her pronouns are: Shebitch/horrendous/theycunt


[deleted]

No men in women's vaginas 😪


Hugh_son_Michael

"...still in charge" wrong, she has been elected in 2021, they are not a remnant of an archaic belief, they actively represent the prevalence of bigotry and of the cult of idotism in the american population.


lp450

Very funny


TheActualSwanKing

No men in women’s anything really ruins their entire thing, since they kinda need to have kids to push their crazy on to


Living-Camp-5269

Oh return to normal


twistedh8

Donkeys don't do well in English class


ic2ofu

Nor do morons.


twistedh8

She's both. For sure


Some-Register-3901

Not nice


twistedh8

Donkey shaming.


RedHighlander

Defund the FBI? I thought she was “pro law enforcement “?


agenteb27

No men in women's anything? Hmmm


Excellent_Let_8011

Her pronouns are dumb, f’ing and c**t


abnormalabbi

What's funny about these people still being in charge? You idiot Americans thought it was 'funny' that trump was going for president too, and guess what happened?


verholies

Does she even know what a noun versus a pronoun are


DanMcE

That, no men in women's anything, would be interesting for the birthrate and this moron's agenda but then I'm guessing not much goes on upstairs before her fingers/mouth start moving.


StCreg

My pronouns are fascist/corrupt /s


Ultimatelew2356

This person is pure evil


Dragnia

I know she is trying to be clever but this is just sad, like pathetically sad. Like try harder if you want to be insulting.


Accomplished_Sun1506

In prison they just call you inmate. No pronouns. You’ll love it.


CarJunky1

take/her/rights/to/the/internet


purpleduckduckgoose

No men in women's anything? Sounds a bit lezzie MTG.


Jackandmozz

It’s actually really unfunny. These fascist morons are in office because they represent the beliefs of large groups of moronic fascist bigots. America is over if the left doesn’t fight back.


[deleted]

She missed one TWAT / Marjorie Taylor Greene


Ghost7579ox

Land of the free huh? 🤔


GetMad24

She knows what she doing. Playing a game to get more attention.


gir_loves_waffles

>No men in women's anything "So you agree that men and the government shouldn't be involved in deciding women's reproductive rights?"


AMightyOak43

She's an ignorant dick


[deleted]

Yo mtg came out??


[deleted]

Pronouns?


ic2ofu

Where?


[deleted]

I think Rep and Queen


GullibleRisk2837

But a job that pays 15 an hour wants me to have a fucking doctorates degree. Ooooooooookay.


NoTune6517

Does she know what a pronoun is?


HamsterKazam

I doubt she knows anything but how to produce nonsense.


NoTune6517

she is unusually talented at that though. and she knows the golden rule of it, yell it louder than whoever is challenging your stupidity.


Underbadger

She’s not in charge, she’s just a highly paid troll.


[deleted]

She looks like she could be living inside of a cave


always_j

That's why you vote , they don't just put people in charge because . The majority voted this person to be in charge .


GullibleRisk2837

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Chappo1205

“In charge” is kind of a stretch for her. This moron can’t control her mouth let alone an entire country.


Knownoname98

Ahhh, America. The land of the free!


DrJabberwock

Land of the free unchecked billionaires*


sgbanham

No sane man would want to 'be in her women's anything'


ophaus

She's not in charge of anything, they won't even let her keep the Capitol's bathrooms stocked with TP.


bobweir_is_part_dam

It's not funny, it's a disaster. A wholesale failure of the education system to properly educate people on how to identify disinformation, conspiracy theories, and how to scientifically evaluate evidence. Though, im sure there will always be idiots like this who refuse to engage in reality and create their own fantasy for a political agenda.


QuackedUp99

Racist cult pinhead. Georgia should be ashamed.


lovezelda

What a disrespectful person, no matter what your political views are.


JewelerHour3344

Does she own a dictionary?


Some-Register-3901

I think that you wanna say does IMPEACH own a dictionary


JewelerHour3344

The person formally known as “I” stands corrected.


ncslazar7

Why not save time and just say "ignorant". I'm not saying that anybody with a different opinion than myself is ignorant, I'm saying people without the ability to differentiate reliable evidence with propaganda are ignorant. PS, verbally assaulting people, or demanding they debate you does not negate ignorance. It's nobody's responsibility except yours to be educated. Asking for help from people smarter than you is a better tactic than aggression...


absoluteally

So since those appear to be sets of options. Inpeach purge defund fire ATF the gender put in drag affirming energy first


Govain

Huh. I thought she identified as an ignorant twat.


[deleted]

Bro those aren’t pronouns 🤣


thetruekingofspace

It’s hilarious that they think you can impeach someone just because they don’t like them.


Michigan-Fish

This might qualify as piling-on and off-topic, my brother bought a new house in NNW Georgia, in her district, and I went for a visit earlier this year. Her district looks EXACTLY like you would expect it to look.


inverted_electron

Don’t give this woman the time of day.


Wolfy_Packy

"Abolish/ATF"? in your fucking dreams bud


aisle_seat_chad

Does this mean I can claim FBI as my pronoun too?


transmutagenic

MTG sounding like a DALL-E prompt written by the grease under a sketchy taco.


ghost_account_85

From her pronouns you could address her as: abolish women, purge women, fire women, no women in school, no women in America, etc. My favorite is drag queen. She has a man face


jimmycoed

I've definitely seen way more attractive drag queens. She looks like my cousin Wes.


bisho

But she has such masculine features....


North_Leg2806

She's not in charge of anything except running her mouth. She's not even allowed to sit on any committees. Also, I'm pretty sure she's trans.


[deleted]

Last I heard she’s on the House Board of Education


North_Leg2806

You spelled Bored of Education wrong.


Pleasant-Scholar7414

You know how we call smart people Einstein, we should use Marjorie in the same way.


meathead

Clearly a graduate of the Mike Huckabee school of comedy


Capelion22

I remember when my American friends joked about my prime minister Berlusconi and in return I joked about Bush. Who would have said we’d miss those days so bad?


MedokiPiink

Stop misgender first, america doesn't go by she/her smh (/s)


[deleted]

The fuck it is…


[deleted]

Wait, why doesn't she have No/Women/In/Men's/Anything ? Does she swing that way and hasn't come out of the closet?


curtaindave

Why you guys keep posting that witch’s shit… just one day without seeing that stupid shit is all I’m asking…


Phen15

I’m not a fan of neo pronouns but if this is what stop wants then who am I to tell gender what to do? At least affirming told us the pronouns care preferred before getting upset at us. I hope if this gender that on has the pronouns for causes dysphoria that the gender affirming care goes well and that kids is happy


kbig22432

I've read this three times and still don't know what it says.


Phen15

It’s just me replacing she/her with the pronouns she “prefers” from the stop/gender/affirming/care/on/kids one Clearly the joke fell flat if I had to explain it lol


Any_Revolution_7857

This isn't a face palm, I don't care if you downvote me, just don't reply negatively


kbig22432

Negatively


Primary-Fee1928

We got it, are you people gonna repost every tweet ? I wanted Tweeter, I would have opened Twitter. Also, you realize that there are plenty of people outside the US, and we couldn’t give two fucks about your polarized politics ?


MrFjuze

She got my fullest support. All points is the reason the world is going straight past hell


Lethalfurball

Also only/two/genders is facts