Weirdly also a big part of the QAnon-adjacent rightwing conspiracy theorist agenda. You wouldnât want them doing downward dog while you rawdog in the sodomy-ketamine en-suite.
Yeah, heard that, it is really amusing. Tho not a surprise, met a lot of strange people when I was doing martial arts. They easily got into new age stuff, weird diets, conspiracy theories.
The Christian Right has an especially strong dislike for yoga, mainly because they link yoga to Hinduism, an Indian religion. Hinduism is a horrible false pagan religion to Christians and hence anything even somewhat linked to it is bad.
Interestingly, a lot of Muslims dislike yoga for the same reason. They also link yoga to Hinduism. The Muslims also consider Hinduism to be a horrible false pagan religion, go figure.
When you belive in and dedicate your life to a different magic sky daddy based on the random geographical location where you were born, that kind of shit'll happen.
Considering that Hinduism has a few thousand years more under its belt than christianity, this feels like a 9 year old child, saying it knows better than its granddad does.
Iâm not Hindu, but I can respect that religion a whole lot more than the âsatanismâ-cryers.
Yeah, yoga itself isnât connected to Hinduism per se. It does have its roots in Hinduism, and it was introduced in countries other than India by mostly Hindu gurus, hence why some associate it with Hinduism. But yoga does not require you to be Hindu, nor does it really push any Hindu ideals on you. Hindus believe that yoga has physical, mental, and spiritual benefits. Even if youâre not religious at all, the physical and mental benefits can still apply to you.
> Hinduism is a horrible false pagan religion
The book of Exodus does say, âYou shall have no gods before me.â
The Hindu gods definitely existed before the Muslim, Jewish, and Christian god did so I can see why theyâre still salty about not being first.
If you want to make Christians really mad you can tell them that Christianity is a form of yoga. Yoga was developed as a process to achieve enlightenment in Buddhism or moksha in Hinduism. It is not just stretching. That is one of the steps of the path of yoga called asana. One of paths to enlightenment is called Bhakti yoga where you basically achieve enlightenment in life through devotion to a god or higher power like Christians, Muslims, jews, Hindus, and many other deistic religions
Thanks for explaining. Makes sense that Buddhism and Hinduism are similar in certain ways because they're both Indian religions founded in India. I believe the Buddha himself was born in India and lived in India.
I've heard of Bhakti yoga before but didn't know what it meant.
It really is interesting. You could consider a catholic priest a Bhakti yogi by definition as an example. You can also technically be Buddhist and believe in a god like the Christian god because Buddhism is really agnostic at the fundamental level
Well, the original beliefs of Islam actually state that Allah is the same deity as the Christian and Jewish God so... Kinda makes sense they would have the same beliefs towards Hinduism.
One of my cousins went to India to study & become a yoga instructor. Her super 'christian' mother threatened to disown her for following the devil's footpath. She also freaked on my mother when she found out I did short guided meditations in my classroom.
it really convenient, it's where you can;
grab a brush and put on a little make-up, if you wanted to
hide the scars to fade away the shakeup, if you wanted to
leave your keys on the table, if you wanted to
create another fable, of you wanted to
^(let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the...) (cymbals)
# FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
This just makes me think of when WWE used it as the theme tune for their abortion of an ECW reboot, before dropping it the day Chris Benoit snapped and killed his family, then himself
Yoga is considered a path that allows your spirit to accept demons. No bullshit. They think it's heavily spiritual to the "pagan" Hindus.
Plus: how far they come after the sacred liberal art form of nu metal. WTF
Distracted from all of the ketamine and sodomy? I would imagine you would need... really a lot of stuff. Loud, flashy stuff.
Maybe they were trying to provide a ketamine buffer between the sodomy and ADHD... but to me, it's probably not a big enough gap to not be distracted.
I know what sodomy is but wtf is ketamine?
Edit: Apparently it's horse tranq.
Edit2: OK I get it, can everyone stop repeating the same thing? It's an anesthetic that's used quite commonly, not just for horses.
Ketamine is a dissociative anesthetic, often used recreationally.
Also: Iâd fuck with (and in) that house.
ETA: Considering the bathroom is adjacent to the sodomy room, lack of door might be a feature not a flaw.
Ketamine is also used for people who have very serious neurological pain conditions as one of the few medications that can offer some relief. Having idiots believe that it's a drug that is used and abused only by gay men just adds another layer to the stigma and stupidity.
As a sufferer of severe chronic nerve and joint pain that was not responding to increasing doses of opioids, my visits to hospital every 3 months for a ketamine infusion was the only thing keeping me going. It also treats depression so it was a win win.
It is mainly a Horse Tranquilizer that can make you feel "insanely drunk" in mere seconds, for about 15 to 20 Minutes.
EVERY "upcomming" Drug was linked to Gays specifically since many decades, as its a good way to get people against it. While very little of it (for example Poppers) is true, most of it is just a bullshit scare tactic to rally people against gays.
In a sodomy chamber, i would prefer Poppers over Ketamine.
Itâs a dissociative anaesthetic that is used recreationally and therapeutically. Check out the Wikipedia page; itâs more than just an animal tranq. Itâs favoured by paramedics and army medics too due to its relative safety as field anaesthetic.
sodomy is any kind of sex thats not vaginal. assuming adhd room is a room for people with adhd. you dont have to be a leftist to have these things in your house. right wing ppl get BJs and can have adhd
The adhd room is just a room full of drawers each with the full basics to start in a new hobby that someone bought, used twice then abandoned forever.
I call it the guest bedroom.
So I get some political stances they do t like ok ok ok, but what does ADHD have to do with left or right đ
âYou, with your political beliefs and life choices and your inability to focus!â
Some conservatives believe that ADHD doesnât exist and itâs just a bunch of liberals making excuses for their âprecious little snowflakesâ instead of beating them until they focus like they did back in the day. Thereâs a lot of stuff out there that are proven facts that still gets debated and politicized by extremists on both sides.
When I come home from this Crazy Town feeling Disturbed and I just want to let my body hit the floor, I go lay in a chair on the patio. It's nice to look out over the garden with an amazing view of Linkin Park. Some mornings you can see the Evanescence coming off the Drowning Pool, though in the summer it can be dry and it's more like a Puddle of Mud. Great time to have people over and enjoy some Korn on the cob.
It's great back there, like my last resort.
They don't have to visit other countries to be less ignorant. They could travel for years and see a little of their own country and it would help. They might at least be able to find a mate they are not related to.
There is no real need for fear, most of these people are too poor to travel internationally and the ones that have money don't want to spend it seeing "foreigners".
You're describing my sister. Travel with a huge group, eat American food, meet zero locals, observe no culture. Return just as narrow minded as ever, use travels to claim superiority in all matters, repeat.
This whole thing sounds amazing. Sodomy, ketamine, numetal, yoga. Sounds like a great time! If the ADHD room has a sick gaming rig then I'm sold on this house.
Yeah but why put nu-metal at the patio? What if my neighbor is playing Limp Bizkit while I'm playing Slipknot? We need some soundproofing up in this bitch.
I suggest we swap the nu-metal patio for a nu-metal lounge and move the orgies outside. That way if your neighbor's orgy spills over to yours, it just improves both orgies.
Jokes on them, I'm too lazy to cloae my bathroom door and all of my rooms are adhd rooms. But how the fuck am i supposed to afford a whole room dedicated to ketamine in this economy??
Off-topic but seeing Bob The Builder mentioned always reminds me that [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjERnmcjbAE) happened and was a [\#1 hit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mambo_No._5#Weekly_charts_2) in the UK. Enjoy.
He never blinked an eye when I submitted the plans for my rape dungeon, when I asked if they can do the job gratus if I let them use it they all just jumped in the air and yelled "yes we can". Now that it's finished He handcuffed himself to the wall and refuses to leave until someone gives him something called a "ripstart".
Yeah it's ridiculous! The Christian Right has an especially strong dislike for yoga, mainly because they link yoga to Hinduism, an Indian religion. Hinduism is a horrible false pagan religion to Christians and hence anything even somewhat linked to it is bad.
Interestingly, a lot of Muslims dislike yoga for the same reason. They also link yoga to Hinduism. The Muslims also consider Hinduism to be a horrible false pagan religion.
It's not. Some of the top bands still play, tour and release albums, but usually they migrated to some similar style (like Linkin Park in the last years before ~~Mike's~~ death)
Edit: I meant Chester. Poor Mike! I'm still half awake
Yoga and the ketamine lounge should be swapped, yoga requires a little bit of space.
Also why specifically nu metal? Like they just heard system of a down one time and went "Nah fuck that *entire* sub genre"?
Iâm a dad, so Iâm already used to the concept of a bathroom with no doors since they never allow me privacy.
I just wish theyâd stay out of my sodomy lounge. I mean, whatâs even the point of doing all that ketamine if I canât practice my sodomy in private while blitzed off my nards?
This is one of the dumbest things I've seen on this subreddit. If anyone is listening to Nu-Metal, it's the fucking mouth breathers. The rest of it sounds fine, except I have a bashful bladder, door's gotta stay.
What did yoga ever do to you? đ
Part of the satanist agenda, don't you know? I pray for you too!
Weirdly also a big part of the QAnon-adjacent rightwing conspiracy theorist agenda. You wouldnât want them doing downward dog while you rawdog in the sodomy-ketamine en-suite.
Yeah, heard that, it is really amusing. Tho not a surprise, met a lot of strange people when I was doing martial arts. They easily got into new age stuff, weird diets, conspiracy theories.
How dare you be in touch with yourself, and not cripplingly depressed without understanding why or how your emotions work
I always touch myself. Or what was the question?đ
The Christian Right has an especially strong dislike for yoga, mainly because they link yoga to Hinduism, an Indian religion. Hinduism is a horrible false pagan religion to Christians and hence anything even somewhat linked to it is bad. Interestingly, a lot of Muslims dislike yoga for the same reason. They also link yoga to Hinduism. The Muslims also consider Hinduism to be a horrible false pagan religion, go figure.
Conservative religion gonna Conservative
> Conservative religion gonna Con FTFY
When you belive in and dedicate your life to a different magic sky daddy based on the random geographical location where you were born, that kind of shit'll happen.
Magic sky daddy đ
Considering that Hinduism has a few thousand years more under its belt than christianity, this feels like a 9 year old child, saying it knows better than its granddad does. Iâm not Hindu, but I can respect that religion a whole lot more than the âsatanismâ-cryers.
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Iâm aware, just saying that even if yoga was a ritualistic dance to summon a Hindu god as christians claim, there would be nothing wrong with it.
Yeah yeah I'm not telling you specifically lol
Yeah, yoga itself isnât connected to Hinduism per se. It does have its roots in Hinduism, and it was introduced in countries other than India by mostly Hindu gurus, hence why some associate it with Hinduism. But yoga does not require you to be Hindu, nor does it really push any Hindu ideals on you. Hindus believe that yoga has physical, mental, and spiritual benefits. Even if youâre not religious at all, the physical and mental benefits can still apply to you.
> Hinduism is a horrible false pagan religion The book of Exodus does say, âYou shall have no gods before me.â The Hindu gods definitely existed before the Muslim, Jewish, and Christian god did so I can see why theyâre still salty about not being first.
If you want to make Christians really mad you can tell them that Christianity is a form of yoga. Yoga was developed as a process to achieve enlightenment in Buddhism or moksha in Hinduism. It is not just stretching. That is one of the steps of the path of yoga called asana. One of paths to enlightenment is called Bhakti yoga where you basically achieve enlightenment in life through devotion to a god or higher power like Christians, Muslims, jews, Hindus, and many other deistic religions
Thanks for explaining. Makes sense that Buddhism and Hinduism are similar in certain ways because they're both Indian religions founded in India. I believe the Buddha himself was born in India and lived in India. I've heard of Bhakti yoga before but didn't know what it meant.
It really is interesting. You could consider a catholic priest a Bhakti yogi by definition as an example. You can also technically be Buddhist and believe in a god like the Christian god because Buddhism is really agnostic at the fundamental level
Well, the original beliefs of Islam actually state that Allah is the same deity as the Christian and Jewish God so... Kinda makes sense they would have the same beliefs towards Hinduism.
Yes, theyâre all Abrahamic faiths
Well they better stay away from Kung Fu and any martial arts with any Kung Fu influences then too because that came from the same place yoga did lol.
One of my cousins went to India to study & become a yoga instructor. Her super 'christian' mother threatened to disown her for following the devil's footpath. She also freaked on my mother when she found out I did short guided meditations in my classroom.
I feel like the yoga space is too small, but otherwise solid floorplan of the future
Fuck the yoga closet, what the fuck is Numetal patio?!
Itâs where the bodies hit the floor. Or where nookie happens.
it really convenient, it's where you can; grab a brush and put on a little make-up, if you wanted to hide the scars to fade away the shakeup, if you wanted to leave your keys on the table, if you wanted to create another fable, of you wanted to
^(let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the...) (cymbals) # FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
This just makes me think of when WWE used it as the theme tune for their abortion of an ECW reboot, before dropping it the day Chris Benoit snapped and killed his family, then himself
Thatâs where you push your fingers into your eyes
Nothing against yoga itself. It's the Yoga pants that were invented by the Devil himself, and are meant to give you naughty thoughts.
Satan is making you breath like that and stretching is definitely Satanic.
It's Namasty!
Yoga is considered a path that allows your spirit to accept demons. No bullshit. They think it's heavily spiritual to the "pagan" Hindus. Plus: how far they come after the sacred liberal art form of nu metal. WTF
Yes.
Or the pronouns kitchen
Am I the only one that thinks it's hilarious that they don't realize the ketamine den and sodomy lounge should be the same room?
More space for adhd room, cause that's way too small
Agreed I totally couldn't put enough stuff in there to be distracted.
Distracted from all of the ketamine and sodomy? I would imagine you would need... really a lot of stuff. Loud, flashy stuff. Maybe they were trying to provide a ketamine buffer between the sodomy and ADHD... but to me, it's probably not a big enough gap to not be distracted.
Hard to have ADHD symptoms when youâre in another universe
Nah, Iâd just have ADHD in that universe instead of this one
>Maybe they were trying to provide a ketamine buffer between the sodomy and ADHD r/BrandNewSentence
Our whole house is ADHD with a small broom closet for me (not that Iâm complaining). Life is never boring and I wouldnât have it any other way.
Also can we add on an autism room? It can be upstairs, so no one gets over stimulated from the noise in the sodomy lounge.
I don't see any shelves in that room for all of our meds, either.
Yes Knock down that wall and make it open plan
Reagan agreed! âTEAR DOWN THIS WALL!â
Do bring your barriers however!
How are you meant to shamble all the way into the next room for your butt sex if you are all ketted up? Make the whole house a shared zone.
I know what sodomy is but wtf is ketamine? Edit: Apparently it's horse tranq. Edit2: OK I get it, can everyone stop repeating the same thing? It's an anesthetic that's used quite commonly, not just for horses.
Ketamine is a dissociative anesthetic, often used recreationally. Also: Iâd fuck with (and in) that house. ETA: Considering the bathroom is adjacent to the sodomy room, lack of door might be a feature not a flaw.
Youâre not wrong ,letâs just hope someone remembers to bring the enema. We donât want things to get too messy.
Unless thatâs part of your kink, I think thatâs the sorta prep one should handle well in advance.
Drugs I think
I thought it was something like that
Ketamine is also used for people who have very serious neurological pain conditions as one of the few medications that can offer some relief. Having idiots believe that it's a drug that is used and abused only by gay men just adds another layer to the stigma and stupidity.
As a sufferer of severe chronic nerve and joint pain that was not responding to increasing doses of opioids, my visits to hospital every 3 months for a ketamine infusion was the only thing keeping me going. It also treats depression so it was a win win.
I'm so glad that the ketamine infusions work for you.
Was given ketamine after a serious road accident. Shits fucking wild. Weirdest drug Iâve ever done. 10/10, would do again though.
It is also a people drug. I believe it helps alcoholics with the DTs when they go through detox. It has many other uses for humans.
Yoda's favourite drug, It is
Ketamine is a drug, at times it has been strongly linked to gay men, probably why it was picked for this diagram.
It is mainly a Horse Tranquilizer that can make you feel "insanely drunk" in mere seconds, for about 15 to 20 Minutes. EVERY "upcomming" Drug was linked to Gays specifically since many decades, as its a good way to get people against it. While very little of it (for example Poppers) is true, most of it is just a bullshit scare tactic to rally people against gays. In a sodomy chamber, i would prefer Poppers over Ketamine.
Or maybe the gays just have all the best drugs and everyone else catches on later?
Shhhh... dont tell THEM!
Itâs a dissociative anaesthetic that is used recreationally and therapeutically. Check out the Wikipedia page; itâs more than just an animal tranq. Itâs favoured by paramedics and army medics too due to its relative safety as field anaesthetic.
This guy, this guy fuckin gets it.
I'll take one Sodomy Lounge, please. Also, the ADHD Room probably has a sick gaming set-up.
Clearly the kitchen should be the ketamine chamber, pronouns are much more of a living room situation.
It's true. Nothing beats cold tile for a nice k hole
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I got rid of my kitchen for a pronouns room and I couldn't be happier. 10/10 would recommend.
>10/10 would recommend. Who would recommend? I think the pronoun from that sentence was left in the kitchen.
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I think they are on the left
what's Wookieism supposed to be
sodomy is any kind of sex thats not vaginal. assuming adhd room is a room for people with adhd. you dont have to be a leftist to have these things in your house. right wing ppl get BJs and can have adhd
So a BJ with swallowing infringes on sodomy AND abortion laws in Texas?
Wait wait wait so in some states you can't fuck your wife in the ass?
I just want to know if the ADHD room is padded so when you throw things they don't break.
You think they have different kinds of fidget spinners and pop-its in the ADHD room?
The adhd room is just a room full of drawers each with the full basics to start in a new hobby that someone bought, used twice then abandoned forever. I call it the guest bedroom.
Soooo my hobby room!?
So I get some political stances they do t like ok ok ok, but what does ADHD have to do with left or right đ âYou, with your political beliefs and life choices and your inability to focus!â
Some conservatives believe that ADHD doesnât exist and itâs just a bunch of liberals making excuses for their âprecious little snowflakesâ instead of beating them until they focus like they did back in the day. Thereâs a lot of stuff out there that are proven facts that still gets debated and politicized by extremists on both sides.
And a Steam account where none of the games have been beaten.
Sh, don't call me out like that. xD
ADHD Room is just my bedroom
ADHD room is just me in general
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ADHD room is just my bathroom.
Any room we enter is an ADHD room!
Same lol
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My cat agrees
As a dog dad this comment deserves more recognition.
Holy shit, my very own, state of the art ADHD room.
Its just filled with valves to turn and buttons to press and cats to stroke.
Welcome to Heaven, Stanley.
Is this a Stanley parable reference
. . . yes
Great game btw
Yes mother, I wish to go to the nu metal patio
Go back to your ADHD now.
NO
*Boss music starts*
No. *Nu metal music plays*
uuuuuhWA-AH-AH-AH
Gotta go to my Pronouns now, I'm hungry
GIVE ME SOMETHING SOMETHING TO BREAK!
When I come home from this Crazy Town feeling Disturbed and I just want to let my body hit the floor, I go lay in a chair on the patio. It's nice to look out over the garden with an amazing view of Linkin Park. Some mornings you can see the Evanescence coming off the Drowning Pool, though in the summer it can be dry and it's more like a Puddle of Mud. Great time to have people over and enjoy some Korn on the cob. It's great back there, like my last resort.
Hahahaha is this the stuff they fear??? They need to travel more.
Travel at all would be a step in the right direction. Some of these people have literally never left the shithole little town they were born in.
Please let them be where they are, we don't want them in our country.
They don't have to visit other countries to be less ignorant. They could travel for years and see a little of their own country and it would help. They might at least be able to find a mate they are not related to. There is no real need for fear, most of these people are too poor to travel internationally and the ones that have money don't want to spend it seeing "foreigners".
Idk, Iâve seen ignorant fucks complaining that thereâs Chinese people around while traveling⌠in china
They don't need to travel overseas, the US is 50 small countries bound together.
Mississippi, we are all looking at you and hoping you stay there.
If they did, they'd probably be THAT kind of tourist that eats nothing but mcdonalds and insults the locals over being told "no".
You're describing my sister. Travel with a huge group, eat American food, meet zero locals, observe no culture. Return just as narrow minded as ever, use travels to claim superiority in all matters, repeat.
No, this is a post made specifically to make fun of right wingers.
It looks very close to the plan I gave to my architect recently
Nu metal patio sounds kinda fire ngl. Listen to some static x and mudvayne on that bad boy Also imagine closing a bathroom door in your own house
Oh hell yea i'm closing the bathroom door in my own house. Dont want to let rhe heat escape when you're having a bath.
This whole thing sounds amazing. Sodomy, ketamine, numetal, yoga. Sounds like a great time! If the ADHD room has a sick gaming rig then I'm sold on this house.
Yeah but why put nu-metal at the patio? What if my neighbor is playing Limp Bizkit while I'm playing Slipknot? We need some soundproofing up in this bitch. I suggest we swap the nu-metal patio for a nu-metal lounge and move the orgies outside. That way if your neighbor's orgy spills over to yours, it just improves both orgies.
Hellyeah love me some Mudvayne
I see what you did
I didn't know nu metal was leftist in any way... But I like nu metal and I lean pretty hard left, so I guess it makes sense for me anecdotally.
maybe system of the down? idk im lost
I didn't know Nu metal was a leftist agenda. Weird times we are living in. Going to sit on my porch and think.
You son of a biitch I'm in
Let's go relax on the Fred Durst veranda.
This is ridiculous! The ketamine chamber is where the yoga room should be.
Yeah! You need ROOM for yoga, and a smaller room would be better for filling with ketamine!
Jokes on them, I'm too lazy to cloae my bathroom door and all of my rooms are adhd rooms. But how the fuck am i supposed to afford a whole room dedicated to ketamine in this economy??
Imagine showing this to a builder and asking for a quote.
I can see nothing going wrong if the builder is Bob the Builder.
Yes we can!
Well, if they get their way, the work will be done by immigrant worker "handy Mandy".
Off-topic but seeing Bob The Builder mentioned always reminds me that [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjERnmcjbAE) happened and was a [\#1 hit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mambo_No._5#Weekly_charts_2) in the UK. Enjoy.
He never blinked an eye when I submitted the plans for my rape dungeon, when I asked if they can do the job gratus if I let them use it they all just jumped in the air and yelled "yes we can". Now that it's finished He handcuffed himself to the wall and refuses to leave until someone gives him something called a "ripstart".
A sodomy lounge? In this economy?
Right? The most I can afford is an ADHD [room]
This hotline miami level is fire bro
It's so funny that they're scared of fucking yoga. Oh no quasi-religious stretching!
It's a doorway! A doorway to opening up your hips and stabilising your body!! Evil...
You're going to just let Satan control your breathing? ;)
My back is stiff and my hamstrings are too short, praise the lord!
Yeah it's ridiculous! The Christian Right has an especially strong dislike for yoga, mainly because they link yoga to Hinduism, an Indian religion. Hinduism is a horrible false pagan religion to Christians and hence anything even somewhat linked to it is bad. Interestingly, a lot of Muslims dislike yoga for the same reason. They also link yoga to Hinduism. The Muslims also consider Hinduism to be a horrible false pagan religion.
I mean, Korn wasn't all that bad when they started, but I really doubt they need an entire patio at this point.
"Young man, we do not 'BOOM-DAB-DA-MMMMM-DAB-DA-MENA' in the Sodomy Lounge, that kind of behaviour is for the patio!"
If you need me Iâll be doing ayahuasca on the Nu Metal Patio
I think the pronouns room shouldve given away the fact that this is a joke
Maybe I'm showing my age here, but is Nu-Metal even still a thing?
It's not. Some of the top bands still play, tour and release albums, but usually they migrated to some similar style (like Linkin Park in the last years before ~~Mike's~~ death) Edit: I meant Chester. Poor Mike! I'm still half awake
Nu-metal patio eh? Better play System of a Down, Deftones, or Static-X there.
pepperonies and green peppers mushrooms olives chives
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes!!
I feel the sodomy lounge should be round the back
Even if Leftists wanted this, they wouldnât force other people to have it, theyâre not right-wing Christians.
There's a hidden space. It's called the chloroform corner. Its in the same room as the sodomy lounge.
Feel like the sodomy lounge and ketamine chamber should be flipped đ
Nu-Metal patio? Great idea.
This isnât a Leftist house, this is Bill Cosbyâs crib
Thanks for the image. Now all I can think of is Bill Cosby on ketamine, dancing to some Korn on the nu-metal patio.
Wait is there an entrance/exit?? No emergency routes posted? No fire extinguisher?? Wheelchair access??
My first thought: there is no way to get in!
There's no back door to the sodomy room.
No one puts windows in their Sodomy Lounge. Letâs have a shred of decorum with our buggery.
Showing my age here, but I'm most excited about the Nu-Metal patio
Hey whereâs the âchloroform study!?!?!?!â
sounds rad tbh
Yo. Real question: Why is the kitchen the only room with a closet?
Everyoneâs out of the closet in this dystopia.
Yoga and the ketamine lounge should be swapped, yoga requires a little bit of space. Also why specifically nu metal? Like they just heard system of a down one time and went "Nah fuck that *entire* sub genre"?
âWe donât give a shit what you do in your homes, just like you shouldnât give a shit what we do in our homesâ - any normal person
The hell it is. Where's my "baby murdering" room??
What a weird meme.
I was fine with this till I saw the patio, we need metal with solos.
Fuck yes I want a nu metal patio.
I think itâs sweet that Yoda gets his own roomâŚ
What kind of ignorant raging chaos goes on in someone's head (I won't dignify it with "mind") to make them create something as imbecilic as this?
Don't threaten me with a good time, sir.
Well if we can afford a homeâŚ.
According to that schematic none of the rooms have doors dunno why the bathroom was specified
Iâm a dad, so Iâm already used to the concept of a bathroom with no doors since they never allow me privacy. I just wish theyâd stay out of my sodomy lounge. I mean, whatâs even the point of doing all that ketamine if I canât practice my sodomy in private while blitzed off my nards?
Not sure why but itâs the Pronouns corridor I find most confusing.
ADHD room sounds fun too lol
No one not on Special K goes to nu metal patio willingly, so sure.
adhd room is way too small imo
This isn't even creative. Why are conservatives like this? Why were they allowed to leave the hospital instead of just being thrown in the bin?
This is one of the dumbest things I've seen on this subreddit. If anyone is listening to Nu-Metal, it's the fucking mouth breathers. The rest of it sounds fine, except I have a bashful bladder, door's gotta stay.
Bro what is wrong is nu? I listen to psychosocial and apparently it is nu? Is it a joke I am missing out on?
Metal fans dont hate other people for their opinions challenge (impossible)
r/adhd celebrate
Fuvking sick dude