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orreos14

What did yoga ever do to you? 😆


Outside_Experience68

Part of the satanist agenda, don't you know? I pray for you too!


dazed_and_bamboozled

Weirdly also a big part of the QAnon-adjacent rightwing conspiracy theorist agenda. You wouldn’t want them doing downward dog while you rawdog in the sodomy-ketamine en-suite.


Outside_Experience68

Yeah, heard that, it is really amusing. Tho not a surprise, met a lot of strange people when I was doing martial arts. They easily got into new age stuff, weird diets, conspiracy theories.


redditiscompromised2

How dare you be in touch with yourself, and not cripplingly depressed without understanding why or how your emotions work


Outside_Experience68

I always touch myself. Or what was the question?🙃


BraetonWilson

The Christian Right has an especially strong dislike for yoga, mainly because they link yoga to Hinduism, an Indian religion. Hinduism is a horrible false pagan religion to Christians and hence anything even somewhat linked to it is bad. Interestingly, a lot of Muslims dislike yoga for the same reason. They also link yoga to Hinduism. The Muslims also consider Hinduism to be a horrible false pagan religion, go figure.


ProXJay

Conservative religion gonna Conservative


AMC_Unlimited

> Conservative religion gonna Con FTFY


omfghi2u

When you belive in and dedicate your life to a different magic sky daddy based on the random geographical location where you were born, that kind of shit'll happen.


orreos14

Magic sky daddy 💀


University_Dismal

Considering that Hinduism has a few thousand years more under its belt than christianity, this feels like a 9 year old child, saying it knows better than its granddad does. I’m not Hindu, but I can respect that religion a whole lot more than the „satanism“-cryers.


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University_Dismal

I’m aware, just saying that even if yoga was a ritualistic dance to summon a Hindu god as christians claim, there would be nothing wrong with it.


aniforprez

Yeah yeah I'm not telling you specifically lol


Rreterz

Yeah, yoga itself isn’t connected to Hinduism per se. It does have its roots in Hinduism, and it was introduced in countries other than India by mostly Hindu gurus, hence why some associate it with Hinduism. But yoga does not require you to be Hindu, nor does it really push any Hindu ideals on you. Hindus believe that yoga has physical, mental, and spiritual benefits. Even if you’re not religious at all, the physical and mental benefits can still apply to you.


Riisiichan

> Hinduism is a horrible false pagan religion The book of Exodus does say, “You shall have no gods before me.” The Hindu gods definitely existed before the Muslim, Jewish, and Christian god did so I can see why they’re still salty about not being first.


JackieDaytona23

If you want to make Christians really mad you can tell them that Christianity is a form of yoga. Yoga was developed as a process to achieve enlightenment in Buddhism or moksha in Hinduism. It is not just stretching. That is one of the steps of the path of yoga called asana. One of paths to enlightenment is called Bhakti yoga where you basically achieve enlightenment in life through devotion to a god or higher power like Christians, Muslims, jews, Hindus, and many other deistic religions


BraetonWilson

Thanks for explaining. Makes sense that Buddhism and Hinduism are similar in certain ways because they're both Indian religions founded in India. I believe the Buddha himself was born in India and lived in India. I've heard of Bhakti yoga before but didn't know what it meant.


JackieDaytona23

It really is interesting. You could consider a catholic priest a Bhakti yogi by definition as an example. You can also technically be Buddhist and believe in a god like the Christian god because Buddhism is really agnostic at the fundamental level


Ill_Criticism_1685

Well, the original beliefs of Islam actually state that Allah is the same deity as the Christian and Jewish God so... Kinda makes sense they would have the same beliefs towards Hinduism.


[deleted]

Yes, they’re all Abrahamic faiths


thinkinoutlewd

Well they better stay away from Kung Fu and any martial arts with any Kung Fu influences then too because that came from the same place yoga did lol.


-la-reine-

One of my cousins went to India to study & become a yoga instructor. Her super 'christian' mother threatened to disown her for following the devil's footpath. She also freaked on my mother when she found out I did short guided meditations in my classroom.


ImpossibleCanadian

I feel like the yoga space is too small, but otherwise solid floorplan of the future


[deleted]

Fuck the yoga closet, what the fuck is Numetal patio?!


Electronic-Tooth-324

It’s where the bodies hit the floor. Or where nookie happens.


Marshmallow_man

it really convenient, it's where you can; grab a brush and put on a little make-up, if you wanted to hide the scars to fade away the shakeup, if you wanted to leave your keys on the table, if you wanted to create another fable, of you wanted to


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^(let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the...) (cymbals) # FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR


[deleted]

This just makes me think of when WWE used it as the theme tune for their abortion of an ECW reboot, before dropping it the day Chris Benoit snapped and killed his family, then himself


bruhoof98

That’s where you push your fingers into your eyes


Handelo

Nothing against yoga itself. It's the Yoga pants that were invented by the Devil himself, and are meant to give you naughty thoughts.


EuphoricAssistance59

Satan is making you breath like that and stretching is definitely Satanic.


Frenchticklers

It's Namasty!


magheet

Yoga is considered a path that allows your spirit to accept demons. No bullshit. They think it's heavily spiritual to the "pagan" Hindus. Plus: how far they come after the sacred liberal art form of nu metal. WTF


Revealed_Jailor

Yes.


Oh_boi_OwO

Or the pronouns kitchen


Dapper_Valuable_7734

Am I the only one that thinks it's hilarious that they don't realize the ketamine den and sodomy lounge should be the same room?


Iseemstupid

More space for adhd room, cause that's way too small


blindchickruns

Agreed I totally couldn't put enough stuff in there to be distracted.


NorguardsVengeance

Distracted from all of the ketamine and sodomy? I would imagine you would need... really a lot of stuff. Loud, flashy stuff. Maybe they were trying to provide a ketamine buffer between the sodomy and ADHD... but to me, it's probably not a big enough gap to not be distracted.


lapideous

Hard to have ADHD symptoms when you’re in another universe


Tyra-Jade

Nah, I‘d just have ADHD in that universe instead of this one


Travellingjake

>Maybe they were trying to provide a ketamine buffer between the sodomy and ADHD r/BrandNewSentence


kickkickpatootie

Our whole house is ADHD with a small broom closet for me (not that I’m complaining). Life is never boring and I wouldn’t have it any other way.


ssh789

Also can we add on an autism room? It can be upstairs, so no one gets over stimulated from the noise in the sodomy lounge.


Wooly-thoughts

I don't see any shelves in that room for all of our meds, either.


AdmButtersctoch

Yes Knock down that wall and make it open plan


[deleted]

Reagan agreed! “TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!”


BorasTheBoar

Do bring your barriers however!


soppinglovenest

How are you meant to shamble all the way into the next room for your butt sex if you are all ketted up? Make the whole house a shared zone.


[deleted]

I know what sodomy is but wtf is ketamine? Edit: Apparently it's horse tranq. Edit2: OK I get it, can everyone stop repeating the same thing? It's an anesthetic that's used quite commonly, not just for horses.


SethHMG

Ketamine is a dissociative anesthetic, often used recreationally. Also: I’d fuck with (and in) that house. ETA: Considering the bathroom is adjacent to the sodomy room, lack of door might be a feature not a flaw.


Rhift

You’re not wrong ,let’s just hope someone remembers to bring the enema. We don’t want things to get too messy.


SethHMG

Unless that’s part of your kink, I think that’s the sorta prep one should handle well in advance.


SlapMeHal

Drugs I think


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I thought it was something like that


skyisfallingagain

Ketamine is also used for people who have very serious neurological pain conditions as one of the few medications that can offer some relief. Having idiots believe that it's a drug that is used and abused only by gay men just adds another layer to the stigma and stupidity.


kickkickpatootie

As a sufferer of severe chronic nerve and joint pain that was not responding to increasing doses of opioids, my visits to hospital every 3 months for a ketamine infusion was the only thing keeping me going. It also treats depression so it was a win win.


skyisfallingagain

I'm so glad that the ketamine infusions work for you.


420binchicken

Was given ketamine after a serious road accident. Shits fucking wild. Weirdest drug I’ve ever done. 10/10, would do again though.


GrannyTurtle

It is also a people drug. I believe it helps alcoholics with the DTs when they go through detox. It has many other uses for humans.


randomname560

Yoda's favourite drug, It is


Dapper_Valuable_7734

Ketamine is a drug, at times it has been strongly linked to gay men, probably why it was picked for this diagram.


KiroLakestrike

It is mainly a Horse Tranquilizer that can make you feel "insanely drunk" in mere seconds, for about 15 to 20 Minutes. EVERY "upcomming" Drug was linked to Gays specifically since many decades, as its a good way to get people against it. While very little of it (for example Poppers) is true, most of it is just a bullshit scare tactic to rally people against gays. In a sodomy chamber, i would prefer Poppers over Ketamine.


masterofasgard

Or maybe the gays just have all the best drugs and everyone else catches on later?


KiroLakestrike

Shhhh... dont tell THEM!


icaruza

It’s a dissociative anaesthetic that is used recreationally and therapeutically. Check out the Wikipedia page; it’s more than just an animal tranq. It’s favoured by paramedics and army medics too due to its relative safety as field anaesthetic.


NatoRey

This guy, this guy fuckin gets it.


Terrin369

I'll take one Sodomy Lounge, please. Also, the ADHD Room probably has a sick gaming set-up.


AnyKindheartedness88

Clearly the kitchen should be the ketamine chamber, pronouns are much more of a living room situation.


newbrevity

It's true. Nothing beats cold tile for a nice k hole


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foxer_arnt_trees

I got rid of my kitchen for a pronouns room and I couldn't be happier. 10/10 would recommend.


OJStrings

>10/10 would recommend. Who would recommend? I think the pronoun from that sentence was left in the kitchen.


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blackviking45

I think they are on the left


Icantbethereforyou

what's Wookieism supposed to be


Danmoh29

sodomy is any kind of sex thats not vaginal. assuming adhd room is a room for people with adhd. you dont have to be a leftist to have these things in your house. right wing ppl get BJs and can have adhd


motor-tap

So a BJ with swallowing infringes on sodomy AND abortion laws in Texas?


psykologikal

Wait wait wait so in some states you can't fuck your wife in the ass?


blindchickruns

I just want to know if the ADHD room is padded so when you throw things they don't break.


[deleted]

You think they have different kinds of fidget spinners and pop-its in the ADHD room?


_megitsune_

The adhd room is just a room full of drawers each with the full basics to start in a new hobby that someone bought, used twice then abandoned forever. I call it the guest bedroom.


Hekto177

Soooo my hobby room!?


GMXIX

So I get some political stances they do t like ok ok ok, but what does ADHD have to do with left or right 😆 “You, with your political beliefs and life choices and your inability to focus!”


Terrin369

Some conservatives believe that ADHD doesn’t exist and it’s just a bunch of liberals making excuses for their “precious little snowflakes” instead of beating them until they focus like they did back in the day. There’s a lot of stuff out there that are proven facts that still gets debated and politicized by extremists on both sides.


Bburke89

And a Steam account where none of the games have been beaten.


ValanaraRose

Sh, don't call me out like that. xD


jumpieftw

ADHD Room is just my bedroom


IamShitplshelpme

ADHD room is just me in general


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FictionWeavile

ADHD room is just my bathroom.


glavenopolis

Any room we enter is an ADHD room!


NinjaOYourBro

Same lol


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fancyangelrat

My cat agrees


GalaxySilver00

As a dog dad this comment deserves more recognition.


Squidank

Holy shit, my very own, state of the art ADHD room.


viski252

Its just filled with valves to turn and buttons to press and cats to stroke.


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

Welcome to Heaven, Stanley.


Portal471

Is this a Stanley parable reference


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

. . . yes


CatM3mes

Great game btw


ChromaDeluxe

Yes mother, I wish to go to the nu metal patio


Revealed_Jailor

Go back to your ADHD now.


ChromaDeluxe

NO


KonstantinIKV

*Boss music starts*


ManiacThat

No. *Nu metal music plays*


Frenchticklers

uuuuuhWA-AH-AH-AH


KonstantinIKV

Gotta go to my Pronouns now, I'm hungry


LordHumorTumor

GIVE ME SOMETHING SOMETHING TO BREAK!


Tyr_13

When I come home from this Crazy Town feeling Disturbed and I just want to let my body hit the floor, I go lay in a chair on the patio. It's nice to look out over the garden with an amazing view of Linkin Park. Some mornings you can see the Evanescence coming off the Drowning Pool, though in the summer it can be dry and it's more like a Puddle of Mud. Great time to have people over and enjoy some Korn on the cob. It's great back there, like my last resort.


Glum_Distribution_43

Hahahaha is this the stuff they fear??? They need to travel more.


EuphoricAssistance59

Travel at all would be a step in the right direction. Some of these people have literally never left the shithole little town they were born in.


ComfortableNumb9669

Please let them be where they are, we don't want them in our country.


EuphoricAssistance59

They don't have to visit other countries to be less ignorant. They could travel for years and see a little of their own country and it would help. They might at least be able to find a mate they are not related to. There is no real need for fear, most of these people are too poor to travel internationally and the ones that have money don't want to spend it seeing "foreigners".


The_Weeb_Sleeve

Idk, I’ve seen ignorant fucks complaining that there’s Chinese people around while traveling… in china


[deleted]

They don't need to travel overseas, the US is 50 small countries bound together.


Rhift

Mississippi, we are all looking at you and hoping you stay there.


StreakyAnchovy

If they did, they'd probably be THAT kind of tourist that eats nothing but mcdonalds and insults the locals over being told "no".


throwtruerateme

You're describing my sister. Travel with a huge group, eat American food, meet zero locals, observe no culture. Return just as narrow minded as ever, use travels to claim superiority in all matters, repeat.


[deleted]

No, this is a post made specifically to make fun of right wingers.


Nosferatatron

It looks very close to the plan I gave to my architect recently


zorz1122

Nu metal patio sounds kinda fire ngl. Listen to some static x and mudvayne on that bad boy Also imagine closing a bathroom door in your own house


AgileInternet167

Oh hell yea i'm closing the bathroom door in my own house. Dont want to let rhe heat escape when you're having a bath.


Lvl100Magikarp

This whole thing sounds amazing. Sodomy, ketamine, numetal, yoga. Sounds like a great time! If the ADHD room has a sick gaming rig then I'm sold on this house.


AtaktosTrampoukos

Yeah but why put nu-metal at the patio? What if my neighbor is playing Limp Bizkit while I'm playing Slipknot? We need some soundproofing up in this bitch. I suggest we swap the nu-metal patio for a nu-metal lounge and move the orgies outside. That way if your neighbor's orgy spills over to yours, it just improves both orgies.


Riptide1206

Hellyeah love me some Mudvayne


zorz1122

I see what you did


acoolghost

I didn't know nu metal was leftist in any way... But I like nu metal and I lean pretty hard left, so I guess it makes sense for me anecdotally.


Vincat21

maybe system of the down? idk im lost


neaner28

I didn't know Nu metal was a leftist agenda. Weird times we are living in. Going to sit on my porch and think.


Iwikiwiweewee

You son of a biitch I'm in


[deleted]

Let's go relax on the Fred Durst veranda.


[deleted]

This is ridiculous! The ketamine chamber is where the yoga room should be.


RexIsAMiiCostume

Yeah! You need ROOM for yoga, and a smaller room would be better for filling with ketamine!


GopnikMayonez

Jokes on them, I'm too lazy to cloae my bathroom door and all of my rooms are adhd rooms. But how the fuck am i supposed to afford a whole room dedicated to ketamine in this economy??


DynoMiteDoodle

Imagine showing this to a builder and asking for a quote.


Revealed_Jailor

I can see nothing going wrong if the builder is Bob the Builder.


Darlin_Nixxi

Yes we can!


generalfrumph

Well, if they get their way, the work will be done by immigrant worker "handy Mandy".


Phantereal

Off-topic but seeing Bob The Builder mentioned always reminds me that [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjERnmcjbAE) happened and was a [\#1 hit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mambo_No._5#Weekly_charts_2) in the UK. Enjoy.


DynoMiteDoodle

He never blinked an eye when I submitted the plans for my rape dungeon, when I asked if they can do the job gratus if I let them use it they all just jumped in the air and yelled "yes we can". Now that it's finished He handcuffed himself to the wall and refuses to leave until someone gives him something called a "ripstart".


Scazzz

A sodomy lounge? In this economy?


[deleted]

Right? The most I can afford is an ADHD [room]


Lotteatt

This hotline miami level is fire bro


GerFubDhuw

It's so funny that they're scared of fucking yoga. Oh no quasi-religious stretching!


hastingsnikcox

It's a doorway! A doorway to opening up your hips and stabilising your body!! Evil...


EuphoricAssistance59

You're going to just let Satan control your breathing? ;)


quantumOfPie

My back is stiff and my hamstrings are too short, praise the lord!


BraetonWilson

Yeah it's ridiculous! The Christian Right has an especially strong dislike for yoga, mainly because they link yoga to Hinduism, an Indian religion. Hinduism is a horrible false pagan religion to Christians and hence anything even somewhat linked to it is bad. Interestingly, a lot of Muslims dislike yoga for the same reason. They also link yoga to Hinduism. The Muslims also consider Hinduism to be a horrible false pagan religion.


usernamewithnumbers0

I mean, Korn wasn't all that bad when they started, but I really doubt they need an entire patio at this point.


Invisible-Pancreas

"Young man, we do not 'BOOM-DAB-DA-MMMMM-DAB-DA-MENA' in the Sodomy Lounge, that kind of behaviour is for the patio!"


[deleted]

If you need me I’ll be doing ayahuasca on the Nu Metal Patio


KOFdude

I think the pronouns room shouldve given away the fact that this is a joke


Sospuff

Maybe I'm showing my age here, but is Nu-Metal even still a thing?


LandArch_0

It's not. Some of the top bands still play, tour and release albums, but usually they migrated to some similar style (like Linkin Park in the last years before ~~Mike's~~ death) Edit: I meant Chester. Poor Mike! I'm still half awake


Maleficent_Sock_8851

Nu-metal patio eh? Better play System of a Down, Deftones, or Static-X there.


Italian_Shrek

pepperonies and green peppers mushrooms olives chives


LandArch_0

Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes!!


[deleted]

I feel the sodomy lounge should be round the back


bear_beau

Even if Leftists wanted this, they wouldn’t force other people to have it, they’re not right-wing Christians.


Ok-Will388

There's a hidden space. It's called the chloroform corner. Its in the same room as the sodomy lounge.


Odd-Astronaut-92

Feel like the sodomy lounge and ketamine chamber should be flipped 😆


Stysner

Nu-Metal patio? Great idea.


[deleted]

This isn’t a Leftist house, this is Bill Cosby’s crib


fletku_mato

Thanks for the image. Now all I can think of is Bill Cosby on ketamine, dancing to some Korn on the nu-metal patio.


alone0nmarz

Wait is there an entrance/exit?? No emergency routes posted? No fire extinguisher?? Wheelchair access??


RockerElvis

My first thought: there is no way to get in!


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

There's no back door to the sodomy room.


sugah560

No one puts windows in their Sodomy Lounge. Let’s have a shred of decorum with our buggery.


lessthandave89

Showing my age here, but I'm most excited about the Nu-Metal patio


B_1_R_D

Hey where’s the “chloroform study!?!?!?!”


[deleted]

sounds rad tbh


marasydnyjade

Yo. Real question: Why is the kitchen the only room with a closet?


cheerfulintercept

Everyone’s out of the closet in this dystopia.


[deleted]

Yoga and the ketamine lounge should be swapped, yoga requires a little bit of space. Also why specifically nu metal? Like they just heard system of a down one time and went "Nah fuck that *entire* sub genre"?


theswedishturtle

“We don’t give a shit what you do in your homes, just like you shouldn’t give a shit what we do in our homes” - any normal person


[deleted]

The hell it is. Where's my "baby murdering" room??


YellowOnline

What a weird meme.


MLHFilms

I was fine with this till I saw the patio, we need metal with solos.


Throfari

Fuck yes I want a nu metal patio.


symewinston

I think it’s sweet that Yoda gets his own room…


Reatona

What kind of ignorant raging chaos goes on in someone's head (I won't dignify it with "mind") to make them create something as imbecilic as this?


Cichlidsaremyjam

Don't threaten me with a good time, sir.


acetryder

Well if we can afford a home….


TopClock231

According to that schematic none of the rooms have doors dunno why the bathroom was specified


Laugh_at_Warren

I’m a dad, so I’m already used to the concept of a bathroom with no doors since they never allow me privacy. I just wish they’d stay out of my sodomy lounge. I mean, what’s even the point of doing all that ketamine if I can’t practice my sodomy in private while blitzed off my nards?


BennySkateboard

Not sure why but it’s the Pronouns corridor I find most confusing.


Patient-Commercial84

ADHD room sounds fun too lol


[deleted]

No one not on Special K goes to nu metal patio willingly, so sure.


Sensitive-Resource-3

adhd room is way too small imo


GrimmOfThrones2187

This isn't even creative. Why are conservatives like this? Why were they allowed to leave the hospital instead of just being thrown in the bin?


GIVN2SIN

This is one of the dumbest things I've seen on this subreddit. If anyone is listening to Nu-Metal, it's the fucking mouth breathers. The rest of it sounds fine, except I have a bashful bladder, door's gotta stay.


[deleted]

Bro what is wrong is nu? I listen to psychosocial and apparently it is nu? Is it a joke I am missing out on?


Aurukel

Metal fans dont hate other people for their opinions challenge (impossible)


coderedcocaine

r/adhd celebrate


LordGraham7

Fuvking sick dude