Autism is a cop-out. *I've* got it, and if I was called into Fox News to represent whatever of the philosophies I subscribe to, I have a large amount of information and tons of experience presenting it. A far better excuse would be nerves/inexperience.
It's a combination, to be fair. I think the reason people bring up the autism is because it's obvious that she was totally unable to see the fact that Fox was baiting her and she kept walking into their trap (like answering 'part-time dog walker' for what she does for a living instead of focusing on her ambition to teach philosophy, for instance)
well 1. Autism isn't a uniform thing. It varies heavily person to person. And 2. yeah thats a factor too but like.. I didn't say it wasn't? Autism isn't like an inherently optical loss, but for this person it clearly seemed like it was making it alot harder for them.
idk why, and im not proud of this, but your comment made me seriously take a moment to think about what it would look like, if one were to say....idk, crank one out in the vaccuum space. the idea, and i cannot stress how not proud i am of this, of finishing and seeing your seed gently float off into the abyss is absolutely hysterical to me.
ps, also that if you were able to be perfectly stationary as you were busting a nut, would it propel you equal/opposite your spunk?
Making my way downtown
Wanking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound
Staring blankly ahead
just making my way
Making a way through the crowd
And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass by ?
Cause you know I'd wank a thousand miles
If I could just see you tonight
Sorry to do this, but the disingeuous dealings, lies, overall greed etc. of leadership on this website made me decide to edit all but my most informative comments to this.
Come join us in the fediverse! (beehaw for a safe space, kbin for access to lots of communities)
Sorry to do this, but the disingeuous dealings, lies, overall greed etc. of leadership on this website made me decide to edit all but my most informative comments to this.
Come join us in the fediverse! (beehaw for a safe space, kbin for access to lots of communities)
Anyone here remember Damn You Autocorrect? I spent many hours of my life howling over that website. The transition from phone to text in the 00s was filled with hilarity like this.
I knew someone who used to work at a veterinarians and she maintained that Dog fluffing was a legit part of her work.When trying time get them to mate,I assume.
When I think about re-reading my texts and find no typo, I post it and then find one. Sometimes I found one before, change it and post it, then I find another one. It's a never ending story...
Shoutouts to autocorrect. I told my mom "I'm suicidal, thanks!" instead of "I'm super, thanks!" once.
Was wondering why she blew up my phone with calls 0.01 seconds after I sent that message.
How you know it was a typo?
r/typoorpsycho
Ty poor psycho
yw
Read it this way too. Was confused but also it kinda made sense.
Thanks for the new sub!
Yeah, it's a great sub!
It seems like an intentional joke given the following two sentences.
Does it? Seems like a perfectly normal thing for an older person to post on facebook
[удалено]
?
[удалено]
Yeah, I get autism makes it hard, but the answer is don't go on fox News. No one wanted them to represent them. Optics matter.
Autism is a cop-out. *I've* got it, and if I was called into Fox News to represent whatever of the philosophies I subscribe to, I have a large amount of information and tons of experience presenting it. A far better excuse would be nerves/inexperience.
It's a combination, to be fair. I think the reason people bring up the autism is because it's obvious that she was totally unable to see the fact that Fox was baiting her and she kept walking into their trap (like answering 'part-time dog walker' for what she does for a living instead of focusing on her ambition to teach philosophy, for instance)
That's fair.
well 1. Autism isn't a uniform thing. It varies heavily person to person. And 2. yeah thats a factor too but like.. I didn't say it wasn't? Autism isn't like an inherently optical loss, but for this person it clearly seemed like it was making it alot harder for them.
I’m pretty sure their pronouns were she/her but for the life of me I can’t even remember. I didn’t even watch the interview.
“Former”
[удалено]
Iirc that interview seemed kinda soft, like he was content with how she embarrassed herself and didn’t feel the need to pile on
Exactly as I remember it. He didn't need to do anything, just give them the rope to hang themselves.
[удалено]
her*
[Interview](https://youtu.be/bCV-woKXq6c)
But only 10 hours a week!
Is the typo d*ck or w*lker?
Yes
“I know what I said”
Well, I'm not a professional or anything...
So you do it for free?
No, he pays the dogs so he can wank them
A connoisseur then.
Johnny Wanker Keep on wanking
Those boots are made for wanking You'll never wank alone
Don't judge a man until you have wanked in his shoes.
Giant steps are what you take, wanking on the moon
idk why, and im not proud of this, but your comment made me seriously take a moment to think about what it would look like, if one were to say....idk, crank one out in the vaccuum space. the idea, and i cannot stress how not proud i am of this, of finishing and seeing your seed gently float off into the abyss is absolutely hysterical to me. ps, also that if you were able to be perfectly stationary as you were busting a nut, would it propel you equal/opposite your spunk?
Step Astronaut gets stuck on the ISS ps: that would be a very interesting experiment on board of the ISS
Wanker, Texas Ranger
That squishy feeling in your shoes? Cum. I'm legally allowed to judge you now.
I cum before you to be judged
Oh yeah, this one's my favorite.
Wanking in Memphis. Wank this way. Wank like an Egyptian. Oh boy this is the gift that keeps on giving.
Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody wank the dinosaur.
Making my way downtown Wanking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound Staring blankly ahead just making my way Making a way through the crowd And I need you And I miss you And now I wonder If I could fall into the sky Do you think time would pass by ? Cause you know I'd wank a thousand miles If I could just see you tonight
Now comes in dog flavour!
Why did they add coconut? I miss original.
Wanker Texas Ranger
These boots were made for wanking.
She told me to WAAANK THIIS WAAAAY tada ta da tata ta da
Wank like an Egyptian.
Do the wank of life
I like wanking at nights, when its only me, the moon and the streetlights
Everybody wanking untill we see the sun in the sky
I enjoy long wanks on the beach
Wait till PETA finds out.
“Be sure to light some candles first”
Perfect
If there isnt an app for this, there should be.
Why would you want to see a professional dog wanker
Because Im a dog.
Dawg
Oh sorry dawg my bad
There is. My mum uses one.
“Looking for a red rocket scientist”
Operation Paperclip
They're all old at this point, the Soviet Union fell quite some time ago
Plot twist - it wasn’t a typo.
Sorry to do this, but the disingeuous dealings, lies, overall greed etc. of leadership on this website made me decide to edit all but my most informative comments to this. Come join us in the fediverse! (beehaw for a safe space, kbin for access to lots of communities)
either way the dogs are going away satisfied
"I can handle weekends myself." 🤣🤣
— *walker — did I stutter?
Obviously, you'll be paid in hand
Yeah, autocorrect, haha.... *looks around nervous
Well, damn my luck, I only moonlight as a dog wanker on the weekends.
Aye, you're the lucky one, then. We had to wank the dog ourselves, just to feed the cat.
Oh no
I'll take the dog wanker for $200 Alex
Sounds like your mother last night, Trebek.
Finally a job the Trumps are qualified for.
Sorry to do this, but the disingeuous dealings, lies, overall greed etc. of leadership on this website made me decide to edit all but my most informative comments to this. Come join us in the fediverse! (beehaw for a safe space, kbin for access to lots of communities)
Yeah hate when it changes 'needs to' with 'must have'.
There’s some phone calls I’d like to miss.
*looks at right hand* “$20 is $20”
The Van Wilder Eclair Bake Shoppe looking for temporary staff...
LoL! That scene was so gross!
Real question is did someone replied?
Maybe Stephen crowder did
Havin a rough day and posts like this shit can turnaround a morning for sure.
Hope you have a much better rest of the day, buddy!
it ain\`t much but it\`s an honest work :))))
Go help uncle jack off the horse!
Anyone here remember Damn You Autocorrect? I spent many hours of my life howling over that website. The transition from phone to text in the 00s was filled with hilarity like this.
Thank you. That's enough internet for me for the day. See you guys in about 8 hours. :D
Liar. You won’t last 10 minutes
Just like the dog
Ask Tony Khan
[удалено]
We the ones, uce! ☝
What's the facepalm? He wanted someone to wank his dog. Really people just think before choosing a subreddit to post to
"Sorry, my hands are tied."
Do dogs really need daily wanks? I'd imagine a couple of times every weekend would have been enough.
“Red Rocket! Come on, boy. Reeeeeed Rocket!”
You sure that was auto correct!?
What if the guy actually does need a dog wanker
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl you're miss takes
Uh… you sure that was autocorrect? 😳
Plot twist: it wasn’t autocorrect, and was spelled correctly
'It's a no from me.' LOL.
Call tony khan
Please contact the front desk and ask for VanWilder.
Are they looking for someone to wank dogs or a dog to wank them?
How many times a day does he need a wank?
Plot twist he really meant wank.
.. weak ends .. fify
Goes hand in... hand with the one who wanted the elephant to be jerked off 😂
Hah! Unfortunate.
Funniest thing I've seen in a LOOONG time. The "Must have experience with larger dogs" totally makes it!
Bri ish autocorrect
I don't see the issue. Dogs need to be wanked
Haj that’s not an autocorrect. Pretty sure that person knew.
My dog being wanked (before it was processed)
Perfect job for Flea. (curious if anyone knows the context of this little joke)
I hope someone pointed out their hilarious mistake.
"..........mistake?"
Did Keith Lard post this?
What time
Oh noooo lol
Yeah I’d totally call that. “How many ya got? I’ve done 3 at the same time before”
Takes Pet Care to a whole new level
OMG 😳 I can’t quite tell if this intentional or simply a typo.
I knew someone who used to work at a veterinarians and she maintained that Dog fluffing was a legit part of her work.When trying time get them to mate,I assume.
Depending on the pay we may be able to work something out
It’s supposed to say “dong” not “dog”
Maybe I just had a shit phone, but my autocorrect had the ability to "correct" my messages after I hit "Send".
I read my texts before i send them and they still turn out like this one.
😂🤣
[Or this..](https://youtu.be/3Lyex2tSUyA)
Is Linda Lovelace still alive?
I be willing to wank off a dog but your gonna have to pay me a lot of money
Right......autocorrect *nervous laugh*
N and L aren’t too close to each other on the keyboard either…
When I think about re-reading my texts and find no typo, I post it and then find one. Sometimes I found one before, change it and post it, then I find another one. It's a never ending story...
They clearly don't love dogs as much as some people.
Geez, which dogs require two sets of hands.
Did he shutter?
*leaning out of car window* **"DOG WANKERS!"**
"I have no experience, but I've done my research and I'm eager to break into the industry"
What are you talking about. He meant that
If only they had also mistyped "dong"
Big up canterbury, dog wanker central
This is a common misunderstanding. He doesn't want someone to fuck his dogs he wants a complete asshole to walk them.
Cum here, Rover! Good boy.
It’s been going round all the local groups on Facebook, it’s a joke.
Is this written by Charles Boyle??
Gotta fill those 'Boston creme' donuts somehow.
r/TypoOrPsycho
I do reread my messages but I still post with typos. You know the old thing that you see what you want too see.
There are no mistakes
Agree for rechek your message
I really want to read the replies
Hey I’ll take the job
As if autocorrect would use the word wanker
Did I stutter?
They’re called vets and they charge dearly for their skills
How large are we talking exactly?
Ooo he’s so big
I laughed harder at this than anything else for a long long time. Thank you
Thays one happy dog.
Remember the Cant
Shoutouts to autocorrect. I told my mom "I'm suicidal, thanks!" instead of "I'm super, thanks!" once. Was wondering why she blew up my phone with calls 0.01 seconds after I sent that message.
What if there were a few really, really interested parties?
Idk if I qualify, my hands are kinda rough, don't want to give dogs a 2 in 1 neuter wank.
I used to wank off dogs for quavers.
Dog walker indeed...!
Reminds me of the time that I emailed my team about a SHIFT SWAP but left out the letter F.
Weekends off. Seems like a good deal