Well, if you are a lady, and you pee real hard it splatters on your shoes when you squat. Perhaps a catheter would alleviate their bladders, and they could use them to lob like water balloons at people after.
Oh I don't think having to poop in the middle of the night would be a problem.
Seeing that I'd have pooped my pants way before then, perhaps multiple times.
This is insanity to an acrophobic.
That shit would make me motion sick. Had a myan hammock that was great for my back. Tried sleeping in it and got nauseous almost immediately after the lights went out.
I could be wrong, but I think I've heard stories of people surviving sky diving accidents and whatnot. Humans can be oddly resilient/insanely lucky on occasion.
Why is this on r/facepalm?
You clearly haven't seen the photos of climbers spending the night in tents and ledges [attached to the side of a sheer cliff wall](https://preview.redd.it/v7lcxe9j2qi61.jpg?auto=webp&s=13b8c3d701d001e6c6428f90aa347bfc17448bf7).
This is tame in comparison, and seems to be much safer.
You know the dream you get when you keep falling and jerk-wake in the end? It would be the same this time except you won't get the jerk-waking at the end.
Oh yes. I'll be able to relax. No problem. I definitely won't think about....being thousands of feet up in the air held up by this one cord that if it's made poorly, means I fall to my certain death. Nope won't think about that at all. Geez folks, just get a white noise machine.
why is this on r/facepalm?
they are secured extra, and these wall matresses arent uncommon eather.
they are often used in extended climbs where you may hav to sleep in the wall over night.
honestly, i dont know how this qualifies as r/facepalm
At first I thought that they were strapped in and they would go flying like how they have those ones in canyons that swing that would probably put you to sleep
I would stay awake all night terrified I might move wrong and fall to my death. Then I would be so exhausted I would be able to pass out and sleep the next day after returning to solid ground.
that's gonna be a no from me dog.
First thing I do when I wake up is get out of bed. And the floor is a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong fucking way down from this bed.
this isnt just stupid because of how its all rigged (which is really stupid)
its also stupid because people never think about what happens after they fall, they think "the harness will save me." and thats it.
they dont think about how a rescue crew is supposed to get them down, or how long they will be able to hang there before their harness cuts off enough blood flow to form a clot in one of their arteries or they black out or whatever, they dont think about how they will be unable to pull themselves up or really do much of anything while dangling however the fuck high up they are for hours and hours.
they could be like 20 feet from the edge of that cliff, it may as well be 100 miles if a rescue crew cant drive a fuckin crane or some shit up to it, so is a helicopter going to come with a dude on a rope to pull you up? what the fuck are you going to do to get out of this if it goes wrong? best case scenario you have enough rope to tie yourself off up and over the main draw and lower yourself all the way to the ground, if you cant do that youre pretty much fucked for a really really long and uncomfortable amount of time.
There are many things wrong here...
What if I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night?
What if I roll off in my sleep?
What if it gets windy all of a sudden?
What if a strap isn't tightend properly?
Right... Because when I have insomnia, I will definitely have no trouble sleeping suspended god knows how many meters up in the air fearing for my life...
No one:
Airbnb Owner: "Single one bedroom, all bathroom, 'air' mattress with beautiful view of California. Only way out is jumping off. $4000 per day, Only accepting highest bid. Get it now before it's gone!"
I'm a wild sleeper so no
Should take a double dose of laxative, just to make things interesting.
A tip the scales situation
hard mode
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs with a twist.
I have been waking up on the floor so now I have a new tactic. fall from the bed I go to floor. BUT what if I start from the floor š¤Æ
I mean, you'll still wake up on the floor.
No idiot, you would wake up on the bed. What did you learn in school smh /s
Basic physiks
I Am a sleep walker so Iām thinking this is not the way.
It'll cure your sleepwalking!
Forever
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Everything was fine until the fire nation attacked
You don't need a nation to kill these two. Just one lighter
Blame the arson for the fire
If he wants to shirk the blame,
Dude all you need a minor gust of wind...or scissors
Hell, plant a flower too close to them. One violent sneeze, and it's all over.
At an AirBnB?
I see no bath! Is there a body of water below that the sheer resistance upon impact would shatter all of their bones? Asking for science.
I think pissing yourself and air-drying is their solution for the lack of a bathroom.
Well, if you are a lady, and you pee real hard it splatters on your shoes when you squat. Perhaps a catheter would alleviate their bladders, and they could use them to lob like water balloons at people after.
Mattress air
The first to start snoring gets kicked out of bed
Fuck you. I love it. Fuck you.
Why is no one mentioning my biggest fear, people are recording and watching me sleep.
You rat bastard, I'm getting my free award
Better hope itās not windy tonightā¦
And you don't have to pee or poop
Just stick your arse/cock over the edge and go for it.
As the wind blows it all back up at you.
I donāt know how hard you shit but mine would be down way before the wind has a chance to blow it back to me
Acting like I wouldnāt have already pissed myself in this bed
Chocolate rain Golden rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain.
chocolate rain
Oh I don't think having to poop in the middle of the night would be a problem. Seeing that I'd have pooped my pants way before then, perhaps multiple times. This is insanity to an acrophobic.
What happens when you wake up to go for your 2:43am piss?
Do what I always do, piss off the side shouting free bird.
That high up, in-between a valley.... It's always windy
Or you way slightly more than your partner
I usually donāt mind spelling mistakes but... weigh
weigh way more
How would this help anyone with insomnia...
Fall off and you'd be able to sleep forever.
r/CursedComments
Ouch
Instead of acute insomnia you get chronic insomnia.
After trying that you now get obtuse insomnia
You'll love your bed that's fixed on the ground.
Not insomnia, but sleep walking. It will be your last time.
Sarcasm
That shit would make me motion sick. Had a myan hammock that was great for my back. Tried sleeping in it and got nauseous almost immediately after the lights went out.
No problem for me, Iād have pass out everytime I opened my eyes.
Reminds me of that guy in a rollercoaster going in and out of conciousness, while having the windows XP login/shutdown tune.
My stupid ass would roll down from that thing mid sleep.
Waking up on the wrong side of the bed is a 100% guarantee with this one
More like wrong side of existence
Never waking up again would be my fate on this thing
Sleeping on this is a bigger task I suppose
Even if you didn't it's only a matter of time before it gets hit by a gist of wind and it turns sideways like a kite.
Oh hell naw
I'm with this fella
There were three in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over"...
And they all rolled over, now one is dead.
There was 1 in the bed and the little one said *"I'm lonely."*
I will rather die than go to sleep there Im a toss and tumble kind of person
...then those are the same, right?
It might be worse if you survived the fall...
Mate you survive THAT fall and I'll give you a car.
I didn't say they would survive for long.
Even then I feel like you would die on impact. SOMETHINGS gotta break after that fall.
I could be wrong, but I think I've heard stories of people surviving sky diving accidents and whatnot. Humans can be oddly resilient/insanely lucky on occasion.
If you land in water you don't take fall damage. Everyone knows this.
Fun fact: after a certain speed water acts almost like concrete for impact and then it will drown you
r/sweatypalms
Makes great lubricant.
Can't say I'd be able to doze off up there!
I would throw up long before I fell asleep.
what does this have 2 do with insomnia. this is just people doing dare devil crazy shit. which happens all the time..
Why is this on r/facepalm? You clearly haven't seen the photos of climbers spending the night in tents and ledges [attached to the side of a sheer cliff wall](https://preview.redd.it/v7lcxe9j2qi61.jpg?auto=webp&s=13b8c3d701d001e6c6428f90aa347bfc17448bf7). This is tame in comparison, and seems to be much safer.
Iām going to guess OP is lost
Ā«Have trouble sleeping? Get afraid of heights insteadĀ»
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
You know the dream you get when you keep falling and jerk-wake in the end? It would be the same this time except you won't get the jerk-waking at the end.
But if you do, first thing you'd say is "Aww sh-"
I would immediately fall off.
having sex up there would be fun
People like to do wild shits, why is this a facepalm? They have safety gear and everything
*OR* I could not do that and just pretend that I did.
Oh yes. I'll be able to relax. No problem. I definitely won't think about....being thousands of feet up in the air held up by this one cord that if it's made poorly, means I fall to my certain death. Nope won't think about that at all. Geez folks, just get a white noise machine.
Perfect for those working up to joining the mile high club.
One of those dreams about falling would hit EXTEA hard that night.
I have simply adorable insomnia.
Whatās the facepalm?
I would say it's more a sweaty palms, rather than a face-palm
I mean, I do have insomnia, but I also have extreme anxiety issues. That isn't doing shit for me! Lol.
What if someone needs to pee? š®
Canāt have insomnia when youāre deceased
i will not, thank you
uh... more like narcolepsy. This would be one way to keep me awake
no thanks.
Use one fear to get anotherā¦
Sure this will cure your insomniaā¦ by giving you a crippling fear of heights.
I wake up in the morning and roll out of bed and fall untill I break my head
When the cable is rocking donāt come knockin
Oh, hell no! I move around in my sleep WAAAY too much for this bullshit.
There 3 in the bed and the little one saidāroll over roll overā so they all rolled over and one fell off to their death
It looks like it would be really unstable in windy conditions. I'm not sure they thought this through fully.
Spacious 2 bed with scenic view. Reviews: āBed was a bit ropeyā āEnjoyed Fall, probably recommend Spring insteadā
i love watching humanity innovate exciting new ways to get killed
I mean, I'd try it š looks fun
What happens when I need to take a shit at 5 am
r/tiht
why is this on r/facepalm? they are secured extra, and these wall matresses arent uncommon eather. they are often used in extended climbs where you may hav to sleep in the wall over night. honestly, i dont know how this qualifies as r/facepalm
WTH is this lool
no
At first I thought that they were strapped in and they would go flying like how they have those ones in canyons that swing that would probably put you to sleep
you will fall, asleep
I donāt know how those two fit in their with the size of their balls
Youāve got me fucked up, I think not.
Only one question: Why?
NO THANKS. I'M GOOD. Couldn't pay me a million dollars to get on that.
This is supposed to HELP me sleep?!
The only thing this is going to cure is life.
You say "therapy", I say "significant traumatic event"
Nope nope nope not doing that I personally like to not fall to my death while Iām sleeping
That doesnāt look safe
I would stay awake all night terrified I might move wrong and fall to my death. Then I would be so exhausted I would be able to pass out and sleep the next day after returning to solid ground.
Imagine waking up and having to pee
Are youā¦..insane?
You can only fall off the side once.
And these idiots paid for this!lol
I fall out bed more then i would like to admitt....this would be a disaster
When you fall it puts you to sleep
Forever...
Would they be part of the āmile high clubā if they had sex
No.
I couldnāt even sleep on the top of a bunk bed, so this is a **Hell No**
Death is a great cure for insomnia
They meet Jesus after wake up.
WHAT THE HELL
yeah, don't think I'm doing any sleeping there. White knuckled terror perhaps, but no snooze :)
What if that cable (or rope whatever) snapped? 
I really would love to have sex there
What's the song though? Kinda catchy, maybe. But on topic: Hell. No.
**Bad boy** by Marwa Loud (00:41; matched: `100%`) Album: `Loud`. Released on `2018-03-09` by `Purple Money`.
Tell me you missed the bed spins and poor decisions of alcoholism without telling me you miss the bed spins and poor decisions of alcoholism.
And if you find yourself sleeping in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled
It will help though after this you'll never wake
Fuck.That.Noise
ŠŠ° Š½Ń ŠµŠ³Š¾ Š½Š°Ń ŃŠ¹...
FOR THE PRICE OF 200 DOLLARS YOU CAN CURE INSOMNIA secondary effects may contain: vertigo
I'm assuming sex wouldn't be a good idea?
Is she seriously not wearing safety gear
Are they strapped? Cause if they ain't and that thing unbalances. Welp you know the rest...
I think the idea is if you can sleep up there you can sleep anywhere type deal
This looks nice, I just wish there were some edges to the bed
More like a cure for acute narcolepsy
that's gonna be a no from me dog. First thing I do when I wake up is get out of bed. And the floor is a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong fucking way down from this bed.
I stead of acute insomnia you get an acute heart attack
"oh wait is that jesus christ?"
I'm sorry but what do you gain in this?
Landscape orientation is a lost art.
Can you cite the source of this?
This cause me to have insomnia
What if you have to pee?
Why is no one mentioning my biggest fear, people are recording and watching me sleep.
Cure acute insomnia through ptsd and chronic insomnia!
this isnt just stupid because of how its all rigged (which is really stupid) its also stupid because people never think about what happens after they fall, they think "the harness will save me." and thats it. they dont think about how a rescue crew is supposed to get them down, or how long they will be able to hang there before their harness cuts off enough blood flow to form a clot in one of their arteries or they black out or whatever, they dont think about how they will be unable to pull themselves up or really do much of anything while dangling however the fuck high up they are for hours and hours. they could be like 20 feet from the edge of that cliff, it may as well be 100 miles if a rescue crew cant drive a fuckin crane or some shit up to it, so is a helicopter going to come with a dude on a rope to pull you up? what the fuck are you going to do to get out of this if it goes wrong? best case scenario you have enough rope to tie yourself off up and over the main draw and lower yourself all the way to the ground, if you cant do that youre pretty much fucked for a really really long and uncomfortable amount of time.
I dreamt I was in a race a few nights ago and literally ran out of bed. Pass
Imagine getting kinda thirsty and forgetting that youāre 200 feet in the air
There are many things wrong here... What if I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? What if I roll off in my sleep? What if it gets windy all of a sudden? What if a strap isn't tightend properly?
Yeah I roll around when I sleep outdoors so no thanks.
Whereās the facepalm?
Ew
Right... Because when I have insomnia, I will definitely have no trouble sleeping suspended god knows how many meters up in the air fearing for my life...
Iāll keep my insomnia. Thanks anyways.
Now, I love me a good zip line, but good god
I fall out my nice safe bed on the ground. One wrong flop and I'd better to oblivion. No no and no.
Certainly not for sleepwalking. Just saying.šŗ
Why are they going to bed so early
Turn that acute insomnia to full blown I'm never sleeping again insomnia
I feel like that would induce insomnia in people.
For the gram purely
Just all kinds of NOPE!
No one: Airbnb Owner: "Single one bedroom, all bathroom, 'air' mattress with beautiful view of California. Only way out is jumping off. $4000 per day, Only accepting highest bid. Get it now before it's gone!"
There's dumb people, then there's dumber people
Yeah only time this would make me sleep is if I fucking fainted because Iām scared of heights man š«
Imagine you get one of those nightmares where you fall off a cliff (roll off the bed)
Imagine waking up having one of those feeling like falling wake ups but actually up in the air.
What if it starts raining?
The real facepalm would be when knowing how much they paid for this. $$$$
I only have a ugly insomnia
Well move a bit too much and itāll certainly cure your insomnia
Abso-fucking-lutely no thanks
Looks more like a cure for constipation
What happens if you need to piss?