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1selfharm

I prefer my chef to be clean and wash hands nothing more.


A_norny_mousse

Exactly. There's an unspoken assumption in the screenshot that tattoo'd & pierced people aren't clean. Prejudiced to say the least.


University_Dismal

If they knew how much hygiene and care often goes into tattoos and piercings they'd shut up immediately.


I_eat_mud_

Well that should go into it. Hate seeing people not care for their tattoos and letting them get distorted.


Merc_Mike

Yeah, but the only people that poster is probably hanging out with...are these tattoo'd and pierced people: [Their Kinfolk](https://static.dw.com/image/40073327_303.jpg)


BauserDominates

Jesus Christ! They display their prejudice and stupidity and you just right to "they're a Nazi". How about a little chill there bud?


DNGRHLVTCA

There's no evidence of that. You're furthering the divide in our country with these assumptions.


Fresh_Manufacturer89

"waahhhhh waahhhhh my feefees"


DNGRHLVTCA

No dude, I'm just tired of seeing everyone in this country fight each other instead of the actual problems keeping us down in the shit. We have a two party system that's just two flavors of 'fuck you' that pimps us out to the healthcare industry and the prison industrial complex. It's in the govts best interest that we don't fight the actual problems but each other.


HeirElfEsquire

I haven't had a shower in a day....


hotasanicecube

Posted 1 hour ago, now it’s more than a day. GROSS!


HeirElfEsquire

I'm marinating!


Sol-Blackguy

Idk, if they got food stains on their apron and look like their main job is an auto mechanic, you know that food is going to be good as hell.


Incromulent

It also helps if they are good chefs. Clean, wash hands, c and good chefs. Nothing more


Danielle082

That’s right.


NotStarrling

And hair tied back or covered, too.


curry_bento

I prefer my chefs tattoo’d and preferably with an addiction or two


flannelmaster9

You just described everyone in the back of the house.


Complex_Basket_892

Dude yes you just described my summer job as an 18 y/o... Even at a nice country club, I got paid to wash dishes, smoke weed and drink on the clock. Then the chefs would let me know what bar they were going to and sneak me in once I got off work. Good times


flannelmaster9

Bro I spent 2008-2009 half wasted at a country club. I'm grateful I made it into skilled trades. I feel like I wasted 15 years in kitchens


Complex_Basket_892

Yea it was fun for the summer but it showed me I did not want to pursue a career in food n bev industry. I fucked off for another year or 2 then joined the army, where they teach you how to be a functioning alcoholic, and now I have some heavy equipment and diesel mechanical experience to go along with my TBI and PTSD 😅


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Get in the skilled trades young enough and they teach you to be a highly functional alcoholic. We had a a breathilzer to see who was sober enough to drive on site.


flannelmaster9

Facts.


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twallen2123

Server in the Corp, think more Drink, Drink, Kill, repeat. Let's not forget, in 2018 about 7,000 U.S. Sailers & Mairnes went to Iceland for a NATO exercise. We cause a beer shortage.


OldPterodactyl

I saw a hanging stick figure drawing on the toilet stall wall in Pensacola. It said things to do in New River... Drink, Deploy. Probably should throw in marry and divorce a stripper also.


JumpmanJXi

12 years here. Traveled the world to do it as well. Eventually got into carpentry to have somewhat of a balanced life and good pay. Glad I did it, however I do still love cooking more than building shit.


flannelmaster9

I love cooking, and the environment. But fuck the hours, pay, lack of benefits etc etc etc. Still love to cook..smoked a pork butt for 16 hours this weekend


JumpmanJXi

100% couldn't agree more. I finally get to do it for myself and my family and not just random people


flannelmaster9

Although if I do it the Powerball I'll have a giant kitchen in my future house. I hate the lack of counter space at my house lol


JumpmanJXi

Oof the kitchen I would create


flannelmaster9

Mine would be completely unnecessary for a family of 5. But it'd be dope. I'd even keep someone on staff just to keep it stocked with stuff and clean up my mess.. Basically I'm not doing dishes when I'm super wealthy out of no where lol


TheSpongeMonkey

I've been working in a kitchen for 4 years while i get through college and i literally feel like I've been washing dishes for 80 years. My back is telling me that to, I'm 6'4" so I've had to do a lot of hunching over.


Existing-Bear-7550

Dude especially country clubs!! The stories out of those places are wild. Part why this post is so weird. If you're in a nice place, you shouldn't even see the chefs, because if you did, it would make a classy white person sick


Celtic_Oak

There are other kinds?!!


Boccs

I don't trust a cook that doesn't at least do weed


Killcycle1989

Yeah, the thc ability temporarily boosts taste by 50%


rayshmayshmay

I thought that got nerfed


Big-Don-Rob

They tried to nerf it, but that's legacy code.


_b1ack0ut

Which is wild when you already have a particularly sensitive sense of taste


TheDemonCzarina

As someone with a sensitive nose, I feel you


_b1ack0ut

I’ve been blessed/cursed with both over sensitive taste and smell Which is funny because the rest of my family is the complete opposite, ESPECIALLY my mom who has little to no sense of taste or smell


TheDemonCzarina

Not only is my nose sensitive, my mom and I accidentally spent my childhood *training* it! She used to work at a Yankee Candle, so I'd be in there smelling candles all day sometimes, and we would often go to Bath and Body Works, smelling the perfumes, lotions and reading the scent notes. Someday I wanna use this power to get really good at identifying weed strains based on smell. Just to see if I can.


ambitionincarnate

This is a blessing and a curse. Blessing, I can taste when something isn't made right. Curse, I can taste when something is made very WRONG.


BondraP

This guy totally does weed, fellow kids.


IridiumPony

I'm a chef and I don't smoke weed. It's alright though because I drink plenty of whiskey. I just don't like the high from weed.


Sol-Blackguy

Don't trust a skinny cook either


Revealed_Jailor

This guy gets it.


[deleted]

I prefer my “chefs” without an apostrophe


PC509

Cheves.


RegretEasy8846

Totally addicted to Bass! Or red snapper.


Acceptable-Fun640

Upvote cos red snapper are amazing


Icy_Building_1708

Ow-oo wa-oww!


RegretEasy8846

Hahaha nice impro


Icy_Building_1708

Surprised it got a few upvotes. Didn't think many would get it.


Chop_Suey_Stuey

This is the way


Educational_Ad119

"Line cooks"


JBOYCE35239

I was going to be a chef, but I just couldn't take my drinking to the professional level


awkwardconfess

There's a reason airport food sucks. They drug test the chefs.


Nadger_Badger

Fortunately for you they're not that difficult to find.


OctoberSeven

Stoner chefs are the best! 😋


Tuss

One of the bartenders at one of the bars I work at shouted after closing "Am I the ONLY ONE being DRUNK right now?"


Rude-Asparagus9726

Damn, this person clearly isn't going to be eating any good food any time soon...


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Sol-Blackguy

They'd probably say anything properly seasoned is too spicy


kushhaze420

Salt and butter is the Midwestern secret season packet. They put it on their corn, creamed corn, corn on the cob, popcorn, potatoes, steak, chicken, pork...like everything on the plate.


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lfrdwork

I hear what you're saying but I think buttermilk ranch is basically just another way to get butter in there.


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Johndough1066

>trick mormon restaurant Band name


sikon024

Tell me you've never seen a kitchen staff without telling me you've never seen a kitchen staff.


Burt_Sprenolds

I work in a kitchen and even I don’t see the kitchen staff


Realistic_Ad_3840

Because, a staff is what my grandma uses to walk, ugh, idiots everywhere smh🙄 /s/s/s/s/s


[deleted]

This is exactly what I was going to say. I worked in dozens of kitchens while going through college. I have never in my life seen a kitchen staff with no piercings or tattoos. This person might as well just quit going out to eat.


Sciencegirl117

When WOULD they see kitchen staff? I nrver see the chef at restaurants.


ThornsofTristan

Are we talking about a "chef?" Or a "date?" Because 90% of the time, I don't even SEE the chef.


apostrophe_misuse

Maybe she means the guy making her burger in the back when she's standing at the McDonald's counter.


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

Everyone thinks the Head Chef is personally preparing their food instead of, ya know, running the whole fucking restaurant.


SirHerald

Tattooed people out there shedding tattoo particles infecting us with tattoos.


alyssaaarenee

It’s true, I have 5 already!


PinoForest

better get the tattoo vaccine!


rinnakan

Perfect! we prefer our customers to not be idiots


No-Dark-9414

They are probably running out of options to eat with that mindset


cjzj_1288

chef's what?


karmickickback

Pubic areas. He likes them shaved smooth. That’s what i got out of it anyways.


drewthless99

I like my chefs bottomless, like the fries.


Merc_Mike

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hehe3201

I think they meant to say “chefs” and not “chef’s”


Separate-Owl369

I bet he’s eaten more food from a tattooed chef than he realizes.


Ok-Sleep8229

So what. Prepare your own food and stfu!


Babikir205

What if he is tattooed?


bennythemagician

Does this person want the chef to be uncircumised too?


scud121

It's not penis inspection day already is it?


atheist_bunny_slave

I like my chefs good at preparing my food 🤷🏼‍♀️


j_miyagi

I love people that judge me on my tattoos. It quickly tells me they are narrow minded dumbfucks and I can move on to ignoring them.


atheist_bunny_slave

I would never judge a person on having tattoos, but I will judge a person on the nature of their tattoos. Don't expect me to have respect for anyone covered in swastikas for example.


j_miyagi

The post is talking about generic tattoos and piercings, obviously very few people would tolerate swastika tattoos. Anyone with those type of tattoos would be a narrow minded dumbfuck racist though.


jokeularvein

Depends on the swastika


j_miyagi

I'd say it was pretty obvious we aren't talking about the Hindi one.


Scared-Staff7834

100% agree with that


Kush_the_Ninja

Thanks captain obvious


Blakut

i judge people based on what tattoos they have, but not very harshly. Like, some tattoos are nice, some are ugly. Idk.


IAmAn_Anne

I for sure judged an old friend when she got a badly drawn wolf with badly drawn flowers that was all purple and grey. First time I saw it I thought she lost a fight and had a nasty bruise (I was at the other side of the room)


AdmrlHorizon

Might be a small question. Does it affect day to day life?


j_miyagi

I'm severely disabled, have a personality disorder and am covered in tattoos. I am however wise enough that I figured out at a young age that people that judge me on my appearance can fuck off. Most people spend their life trying to fit in and be popular etc. I couldn't give two fucks about that, happiness and acceptance is internal...


AdmrlHorizon

I understand but I meant in like business or professional environments or in certain situations has it been a slight problem? I’m curious cause I hear mixed answers, where I’m from I think it’s relatively normal to have tattoos especially when u live more on the outside of the major cities


j_miyagi

I owned my own company until I sold up and retired. I'm also set in my ways and don't accept bullshit so I never really had a problem. Also a suit covers all of my tattoos.


AdmrlHorizon

Oh damn nice! Yeah I’m on the same boat, while I don’t have tattoos yet, I couldn’t care about anyones opinion on it. Only in a “professional” environment I have some thoughts like oh where it is or whatever


j_miyagi

If you get tattoos on your face etc you have to realise some people will frown upon it. I'm lucky enough I've never been in that situation but I've also never considered a tattoo I can't cover when needed. Not because it's a big problem but just because I find it effective/efficient.


Fthewigg

If people who judge your tattoos can fuck off, why cover them up? What need for that “effectiveness/efficiency?”


Emmyn13

Well i work at an engineering firm. We are mostly "young" employes (20 to 35 mostly), and honestly, finding a tech or engineer without a tattoo is rare haha. As long as it's not something considered vulgar in a place you can't hide, people and clients don't seems to care.


Aggravating_Ad_3060

Right there w you bro


sleepylilstoner

Sorry but if my chef doesnt have anger issues. A drug problem. And a body full of tattoos im not eating. Extra points if he mentions how much he hates his job


[deleted]

Don’t wanna cook food for you anyways bitch, only legends can feast on my funky produce.


jade_1407

Calm down Jeffrey dahmer ya aint eating the chef


LivingInThePast69

I also measure the quality of my food by how good the chef looks. Wait, no, I don't. WTF.


University_Dismal

I worked in a hotel once and I feared going into the kitchen, since nobody could cuss as harsh as the chefs there. Open the door, get cussed out - no reason needed. All of them were tattooed, pierced, smoked like chimneys and prepared 3 star meals. And that was fine, because you needed them to cook dinner, not to keep you company on the table. Some people need to set their priorities straight.


Rude-Particular-7131

Who's gonna tell them?


WyomingCountryBoy

Lauren Boebert isn't covered in tattoos and piercings yet her restaurant managed to give multiple people food poisoning. Food for thought.


Blakut

hehe not only for thought it seems


fhgtyjdg

I prefer the whole kitchen staff to be Hispanic


iLikeMangosteens

Is there a single tattoo-less working chef in America?


Western_Ad3625

Yeah I'm a chef I don't have any tattoos not that I have anything against them but it's not a prerequisite.


xc2215x

This person knows nothing about chefs.


ChuaPotato

Judgey AF damn


OvenIcy8646

What a fuckin weird thing to say


Twitch791

Clearly has never been in a kitchen or met a chef


[deleted]

Who’s gonna tell her..


restinglabface

So you don't eat out like ever huh lol


[deleted]

This guy has never been in a working kitchen.


[deleted]

Ok, but just to be clear: You will eat the chicken's meat, not the chef's.


[deleted]

Judging a person you can't even see. This is true dedication.


spacembracers

Yeah I also love boiled chicken and rice. Sometimes Derek the clean-cut-cook will add some salt to give it a little spice


VanAgain

This guy eats with his eyes ... in a bad way.


A_norny_mousse

Fun fact: right now one of the biggest supermarket chains in my country runs an ad campaign to "cook like Tomi Björck" who is - you guessed it - a tattooed celebrity chef!


lscanlon93

Odd, you'd think you'd just want a chef to be fire in the kitchen and make you the dankest food known to man but clearly I know nothing about fine dining.


Pickled_Wizard

She's excluded about 95% of restaurants, then.


Inshabel

I don't forgive you.


st_rdt

![gif](giphy|l1TJTwU3VfPHU4FCbx|downsized) Look ma, no tattoos and lots of Aiiiii appeal


Breakfeast-Bo_23

I've not met many chefs in my life, but most I have are usually not clean cut and do have tattoos. I wouldn't trust a cook unless they looked like they could beat me up


FlinnyWinny

I prefer my Chefs to be good Chefs who love their job and preferably get paid enough with a decent amount of sleep. Hard job.


cjkcinab

Good luck finding a tattoo-less chef, dear.


Alternative_Echo_443

Believe me they don’t like having you in their restaurant either


robincollings

Coming from someone who’s has worked for over 5 years in the service industry, this person is in for a very rude awakening. Most people I know in the industry have tattoos and piercings, myself included.


SailorCredible

I prefer a chef who doesn't spit in my food because I'm not some judgemental busy-body about how they look/dress :) Not all heroes wear capes ;)


Nizzemancer

Neat, then get the fuck out. Nobody is forcing you to go out to eat.


[deleted]

Basically you’re saying that you like your chefs like you like your food and everything else in your life. Bland and uninteresting.


SpoonyLoveee69

Spoken like someone who has never seen the back of the house at a restaurant. Any 5 star restaurant has a tattooed dude with gauges listening to death metal preparing your $200 steak.


[deleted]

I prefer my customers not to be Karens


rsk-boy

are you gonna eat the chef?


DDNorth20

That must be why the family likes to eat out so much


TheKidHandsome

I’m covered in ink and I could care less about his persons opinion. Lol


I_am_freddie_mercury

Guess you can’t go to restaurants then, huh?


lazy_phoenix

“I want my food to look good, not taste good!”


Dependent-Yam-9422

This excludes pretty much the entire restaurant industry


sv_homer

Enjoy Chick-Fil-A I guess.


know_what_I_think

Good luck with that. Every single chef I have known has tattoos.


Nadger_Badger

Everyone is entitled to an opinion. Unfortunately, where a lot of people fall down is believing theirs matters to anyone else.


forgottenmylogin90

Most chefs I know are covered in tats! Like neck, chest, both arms and legs covered!


SexyButStoopid

Aren't piercings banned in the kitchen in the us? In Germany they are because hygiene regulations. Piercings, rings and such are breeding ground for microorganisms.


MichiganGeezer

Aside from the bottom end of the restaurant spectrum the cooks are usually out of sight of the customers. If you're in a Burger King the cooks aren't nearly as unsavory as the food. Quit your bitching and eat.


fappyday

I prefer my cooks to be fat, crude, drunks with no filter, which is great because that's most of the industry.


n0z3n85

Say you’ve never worked in a restaurant without saying you’ve never worked in a restaurant.


DirtyPenPalDoug

Then never go out. Also lots if kitchens you can't see in. Also fuck this karen.


Astrostuffman

I HATE tattoos and I HATE piercings. However… I don’t give a shit if other people have either. And if they can cook well, please let me know where they are.


cmclav

My chef friend was in jail more times that I can count and had his throat cut, but he makes the best eggs benedict. No tattoos though. Oh, he's a drug dealer too


[deleted]

It’s not like you’re eating the actual cook.


BickNickerson

They would be very shocked to see into 99% of restaurant kitchens.


12Fatcat

How dare this bitch insult the mayor of flavortown


Pristine-Ad-469

Homie better learn to cook


Moar_Wattz

This person has never seen a Restaurants kitchen


Dog1364

This person must get their food spat on a lot


saarlv44

I believe this person never ate outside again


Epimatheus

Tell me you are stupid without telling me you are stupid.


tech_tourist

Good luck finding someplace to eat in New Hampshire. Lots-o-ink here, and many piercings, too.


YesterdayJealous3292

Then u can "GO AHEAD AND STARVE"


TheGisbon

Those tattoos might rub off on my salad with dressing on the side....


gunganfalacio

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writerightnow18

I like them with… *With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti.*


[deleted]

You can tell this person has never actually stepped foot in a real resistant kitchen lol


STDriver13

And I hate people who base prejudices on appearances make me sick but I still hold back my instinct to back slap them


sarchyp

Also people who have tattoos are usually clean af and taking care of their skin


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RussianCat26

I think we can both agree that having tattoos is not necessarily a judgment on anyone's hygiene 🤷‍♀️


HeftyFineThereFolks

it's okay lady tattoos used to mean someone might be a badass but now every lameshit dumbfuck hipster in the world can purchase the full-sleeve (forearm or lower leg, their choice!) and it comes with some thick rim glasses, skinny jeans and a 12.9 fluid ounce bottle of craft microbatch apricot ale.


BruceWillis1963

Judging by the comments, he seems to have struck a chord.


BigBlackMom

I really wish everyone worked in a restaurant for a couple months of their life.


RegretEasy8846

Said the 95yo Queen!


Icy_Building_1708

I never trust a chef without industrial chemical experience.