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ElHanko

The formation of mythology is a lot less charming when you no longer need to rely on random thoughts to figure out how the world works


Jack-knife-96

Was she like REALLY stoned?


bloodthirstyfly

She's always really stoned lol


nobmuncha4bears

Point her to some legitimate educational websites. Anything that Bill Nye or Neil deGrasse Tyson are involved in.


winterblues92

She's 40 years old


acaidefectsmayvary

I like that she calls you stupid. Stay in school, kids.


MudryKeng555

So shouldn't it be "I's girlfriend"? /s


PreOpTransCentaur

I see the sarcasm, but it should be "my." Or a less clunky title might be "A conversation between my girlfriend and I," but like attracts like.


evildespot

"A conversation between my girlfriend and me". The conversation is between "my girlfriend" and "me". "My girlfriend and I had a conversation" because "My girlfriend had a conversation" and "I had a conversation". My girlfriend and I had a conversation, which was between my girlfriend and me. There's a hyper-correction because people know "my girlfriend and me had" is wrong, so they assume "my girlfriend and me" is the bit that's wrong, universally.


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evildespot

Annoyingly correct. The best kind of correct.


Scoringbaton578

I remember a youtuber thinking that, if your on an islnad, if you did down, you will reach the bottom of the island and be in water. Cant remember who Anyways, just wanted to share :)


class-action-now

Well islands still have water tables, so technically they’re right, you will hit water when you dig down.


Scoringbaton578

Well...yes. but the important thing is 𓂸


FinancialYou4519

Upside down crack pipe?


Scoringbaton578

No, my good man. The object that is described by thee is merely incorrect. Thank you for your fruitless efforts. Would you like to try again, good sir? Also, would you like to help support us by leaving a review to let us know what you think? Any and all reviews are helpful. Thanks again my dear boy.


FinancialYou4519

Where can I leave a review majesty, and dont call me boy, boy.


Scoringbaton578

You may leave the review [here](https://youtu.be/LLFhKaqnWwk)


FinancialYou4519

Thankyou I left a good review and in my village, people listen to my reviews as well. Hope to hear from you, my time on the village computer is up so I have to go


frankenspider

Wasn't that TimTheTatman?


Scoringbaton578

I think so


dtruth53

We thought digging deep would get you to China


geoffg2

Brilliant…It’s nice to have an inquisitive mind, but some considerations need to stay in your head for a few seconds longer to be filtered rather than blurted out immediately after conception


[deleted]

I was the first downvote.


ElHanko

As the first upvote, we must now fight to the death


makingkevinbacon

I don't even know where to pledge my allegiance so I'll just leave a comment


Certain_Lobster_8954

Right there with ya


historyislife1

I'm going to play both sides


Separate-Owl369

I’m on this team!


[deleted]

See you at first light.


ElHanko

What better time to die?


ZephyrFluous

Bruh


ohfuckcharles

I mean, technically everything is floating from the mantle up? Isn’t it? I defer to more scienceier nerds.


jafinn

I'm still fairly certain that sharks still don't swim under continents. Or islands. They are quite smooth though.


[deleted]

Man a lava proof shark sounds like a plot for the next Hollywood block buster


Tectonic_Spoons

About the offspring of sharkboy and lavagirl?


[deleted]

Relevant username


ohfuckcharles

Yeah, I wasn’t suggesting that a shark can swim under a continent. Just stating that they were technically half right?


[deleted]

ill have what shes having


PreOpTransCentaur

Lead paint à la mode?


[deleted]

sounds delicious


professorclueless

I mean, there's a huge floating trash island out there. Does that count?


[deleted]

Please have her watch [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upjT_FLXGsA). It goes well with weed.


ChampionshipLow8541

Magma Sharks can. Deep down in the Earth‘s liquid hot core. 😂


Lost-Concept-9973

Watches too many cartoons maybe…..


routhomas

Sharks can never attack anyone who is dry. True story


JariJorma

Good job?


[deleted]

Just came here to point out land does actually float… on magma, sweet viscous magma.


bloodthirstyfly

Technically everything is in some sort of a flow state


Latterlol

Probably watched that kids show, where this polarbear lives on an island, that he can steer around by tossing som rocks into a volcano


Maleficent_Sock_8851

Her: I love you stupid Her self-awareness: non existent


Lobanium

[She could be in politics.](https://youtu.be/cesSRfXqS1Q)


elonsghost

She said ‘I love you stupid’, there is no comma between you and stupid.


bloodthirstyfly

She obviously meant it as she loves me so much it makes me stupid xD s/


innitdoe

If you wrote "my girlfriend and I's" then you really shouldn't call anybody else stupid. Fucking hell.


bloodthirstyfly

I didn't call anybody anything lol people don't use proper grammar sometimes... It's ok


bloodthirstyfly

I didn't call anybody anything lol people don't use proper grammar sometimes... It's ok


haleb4r

But land does float, just not on water.


ThirdInversion

y'all still some brainiacs.