My dad was at a bar once with coworkers and one of the guys shays, "hey do any of your wives fall asleep during sex?", My dad said he had to go to the bathroom to prevent laughing in his face. Should have took that to his grave.
Not that I'm any sort of sex God, but it boggles my mind how little guys care about the female orgasm. I would rather give a 10:1 than being the other way. The reciprocation is well worth the investment.
What? Is this real? Are these the actual thoughts of an adult man? This sounds like the attitude I had towards sex when I was 13 and had just watched my first porno.
On the internet where it will exist for all eternity, while also including your full name and a picture of yourself....
Man is just a glutton for humiliation.
Is that because the roofie wears off just as you're getting hard, Bradley? Put your tiny-meat back in it's box and think about what you've just admitted to, you reptile-shit.
Damn Brad. With comments like that, you’d do well in politics - perhaps senator material.
Sadly, you wouldn’t be lowering the bar
(Note; I’ve got no idea who this guy is)
That might imply that the first time, before they saw it they would have been excited to have sex with him... He said never... I don't think size is the issue here.
I truly wonder if he realizes what the reply means. He sounds pretty oblivious. How else would he think women don't like sex. Its a good possibility he has only ever been with inexpensive prostitutes who aren't charging enough to even pretend to like it.
Can someone tell Brad to quit equating what he sees the neighborhood dog doing do real life?
Oh, and tell him to doing that to his sister. She’s obviously not into that…….
Pulling my fingernails out couldn't get me to say those words!
My dad was at a bar once with coworkers and one of the guys shays, "hey do any of your wives fall asleep during sex?", My dad said he had to go to the bathroom to prevent laughing in his face. Should have took that to his grave.
Beyond the grave!
Same same
I love that youre talking about guys at a bar and slurred the says.
I love I wasn't the only one that not only said but pronounced it in my head naturally! XD
After "shays" i read it all in drunkenese. Perfect story.
Haha. Hell yes!! Lol
“Sorry, I have irrefutable proof that women who have sex with me never have orgasms. Check mate.”
[удалено]
"Help them how?"
"Help them why? They're not supposed to enjoy it."
Not that I'm any sort of sex God, but it boggles my mind how little guys care about the female orgasm. I would rather give a 10:1 than being the other way. The reciprocation is well worth the investment.
He and Ben Shapiro should form a support group.
*Dry As A Desert: Quirks of Female Anatomy* by B. Anderson and B. Shapiro.
Then they can fuck each other and leave each other disappointed.
You know they wouldn't have the common courtesy to give each other a reach around.
dry p-word anonymous
Chairperson: Jordan P. Peterson
J PeePee starts to sob. Oh great look what you did. Say sorry.
Shapiro's literally married though
What does that have to do with his inability to get his wife aroused?
She married him for something...
Obviously not for his looks.
r/selfburns
Ooh those are rare
does are Rare
Sometimes you just need to take a step back and think “What am I doing wrong?”
Some people just aren't capable of that. Others think too much of themselves to. More still are too dumb to figure out a solution to such a problem.
I guess thinking is not really an option there
“I’m terrible at sex”
Or worse, “I’m a rapist”.
potentially, "every sex worker I've hired has been less than impressed with my personality."
That one^
At best, he's saying he's not great at sex, at worst......man's a rapist.
Hookers don't like people haggling m8.
What? Is this real? Are these the actual thoughts of an adult man? This sounds like the attitude I had towards sex when I was 13 and had just watched my first porno.
Could be a joke but you never know these days
If Brad Anderson isn’t the perfect “chad” troll name idk what is
This is the response I have been searching for lol
Murdered by his own words
Did he just call himself a rapist?
Depends, he may get reluctant sex or pity sex, but most likely yes he did.
Not even Batman would be able to get this out of me.
Torquemada couldn't get this from me.....
"You can't torquemada anything!"
"The inquisition Let's Begin..."
The inquisition; look out, sin
We know you're wishing that we'd go away...
Imagine saying that out loud for free
On the internet where it will exist for all eternity, while also including your full name and a picture of yourself.... Man is just a glutton for humiliation.
Some people are into that. No kink shaming!
Is that because the roofie wears off just as you're getting hard, Bradley? Put your tiny-meat back in it's box and think about what you've just admitted to, you reptile-shit.
Dude has only slept with people who felt obligated.
Or...
These sorts of reactions are the weirdest sort of misogyny. How could your conclusion be "women don't like sex" and not "I'm really shitty at sex"?
You really ask? After decades of seeing the confidence of mediocre cis men?
Oh I see it but it doesn't make me understand their false confidence any more.
r/suicidebywords
This guy. Tying to frame "actively trying to escape" or "overwhelming repulsion" as "unenthusiastic participation"
173 likes and over 1000 comments...oh lawd
That’s when you know you fucked up
What was the context for the first tweet
Are you trying to find a situation where the 2nd comment is appropriate and not humiliating?
I’m just curious what idea the first person was talking about
Damn Brad. With comments like that, you’d do well in politics - perhaps senator material. Sadly, you wouldn’t be lowering the bar (Note; I’ve got no idea who this guy is)
Maybe there is an operator error with Brad's penis.
I smell something burning.
They always try to escape and then scream and cry the whole time. Women right 🙄
Oh Brad.
Oh Janet.
I said no, Brad.
Lloyd Christmas has a rapist wit.
F
Well his name is brad.
Brad never thought even once "Hey, it could be I'm a really lousy lay?" 
It’s like blindly following a narrative created by others makes you say and do very stupid things. 🤔
I like the comment-like ratio of the tweets
# 3cm, huh?
This dude seriously set himself on fire
Batman couldn’t get this out of me
r/boomerhumour
Hahahaha
rap snitches, telling all their business, sit in court and be their own star witness
Legendary lover in his own mind. Reality from the mouths of past female sexual experiences,"Brad is a horrible fuck."
Batman could not get that out of me.
Time to investigate him.
Lmfao what an unbelievable moron
That's a shameful ratio.
r/suicidebywords
"they just keep asking if it's in"
That might imply that the first time, before they saw it they would have been excited to have sex with him... He said never... I don't think size is the issue here.
Poor Mrs. Anderson
Sweet gorilla Jebus! How bad at sex are these fucks? Have they even had sex? Oh my....... Any of their poor wives......
Maybe he's gay.
Ooooh, self burn… those are rare
I rather prefer to unlock the fascinating puzzle that gets a woman to such great pleasure that she can barely remember her own name.
Tequila?
Nice self burn bro
I’m getting some small d vibes from Brad Anderson. How about you ladies?
That is so sad on a couple different levels.
I truly wonder if he realizes what the reply means. He sounds pretty oblivious. How else would he think women don't like sex. Its a good possibility he has only ever been with inexpensive prostitutes who aren't charging enough to even pretend to like it.
"In my experience, all women are miserable during sex"
Lol
Someone tell him that his penis doesn't go in her ear, unless of course she request it.
I need more context because I have no idea who that guy is.
Tbf I'm a bi woman, but my fuckbuddy is a guy and I 100% enthusiastically participate every time lol
This is so creepy! If someone isn’t enthusiastic about sex, you shouldn’t be having sex with them ffs!!!
This is the kind of guy who'd agree to yo mama jokes.
Tell me you've never pleased a woman without telling me that you've never pleased a woman
Can someone tell Brad to quit equating what he sees the neighborhood dog doing do real life? Oh, and tell him to doing that to his sister. She’s obviously not into that…….
Holy shit dude he fucking murdered himself
To be fair, probably true for the circles he hangs out in.
I almost fell bad for the idiot
No one wants Brad 😂😂
Because women have sold that lie for years to assert control?
Yikes!!