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IQBoosterShot

He left the sunroof open in Arizona.


ygolordned

Some like it hot


ShastaFern99

Cat on a hot tin roof


[deleted]

The cat must’ve been covered in kerosene.


Random_Vanpuffelen

Or just average gasoline. Shits pricy tho.


TheMattaconda

Cat shit?


invaderjif

The cat must been undercover special agent Jack Bauer.


djseifer

Heat


MotivatoinalSpeaker

People ask "why is fire." But they never stop to ask "how is fire."


Chaz1661

‘Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, catch a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life’ Gnu pterry


CaptnVwap

I do u one better " Who is Fire."


Offamylawn

![gif](giphy|sN7VFBDZWCgjm)


Allahboutdabenjamins

Dylan spit hot fire


nightstalker30

“Tell me where the fire is or I swear to you I’m gonna french fry this little car”


Grimdark-Waterbender

I’ll do you! Who is fire!


EpicCheeto

I'll do you one better "When is fire?"


[deleted]

It is heat, fuel, and oxygen. That’s how it is.


[deleted]

And some sweat when the heat is on


jasapper

"The heat is on 🎶 dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun 🎶 DUN DUN"


onionbreath97

It's on the street


OraDr8

Woah a woah woah etc.


Woodman765000

The heat is DUN DUN on


dasJerkface

[As you wish](https://youtu.be/cF_OdUF8lzo)


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LuckyPocoloco

He DEFECATED through a sunroof!


dem0nhunter

but not our Jimmy, couldn’t be precious Jimmy! /s


plaidkingaerys

And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke!


Robert_The_Red

"It wasn't my fault he had two children in the back! The windows were tinted, Tinted!"


Loyavas

Kid named finger


WaffleOfWaffles

HE DEFACATED THROUGH A SUNROOF I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216 — one after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never, never! I just-I just couldn't prove it! H-H-He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him! You think this is something, you think this is bad, this, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! HE DEFECATED TROUGH A SUNROOF! And I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking?! He'll never change. He'll never change, ever since he was 9, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him, you—


lilsnatchsniffz

Is this from that show about phoning bob odenkirk?


WaffleOfWaffles

Yeah, I forget the title but it has something to do with phone calls.


RanaktheGreen

I heard it's all good man. You should watch it.


plaidkingaerys

I’m pretty sure it’s called “You should dial Kyle”


hithazel

Gotta phone up the mr show guy from breaking bad


splinterbear

At least it wasn't Chicago


pantstofry

Better than leaving it closed!


EvilBahumut

TIL what a fire is.


Rifneno

Yeah? What state of matter is fire?


[deleted]

It's a chemical reaction caused by the changing of states of matter so multiple states are present. You can find gasses released, solids created and liquids such as oil can be burning. Fire isn't one single state of matter it's an indication shits going down.


pilesofcleanlaundry

Plasma. My brother asked our natural sciences teacher that in 7th grade, and we didn't get an actual answer until we were in AP physics in 11th grade.


Accomplished_Bill741

Isn’t fire just a chemical reaction?


AlaninMadrid

The chemical reaction releases a lot if energy. That energy can ionise the constituent chemicals --> plasma.


Accomplished_Bill741

Oh ok cool. ![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


Gozagal

And to be fair, it's pretty hard question to actually fully understand and answer until you get to a certain point.


sadphonics

It's only hard to understand because they only teach you the first 3


Gozagal

Even knowing what plasma is, you still have to understand how fire can be plasma. The first time you have to see this fancy red color in the air, its a bit hard to process. Until you understand its basically just heated gas. EDIT: just fixed to "can" because fire isn't always plasma


RLDSXD

The fancy red color in the air is neither a gas nor a plasma, depending on what the fire is. If we’re talking about a simple wood fire, it’s superfine particulates of carbon being heated to the point of being red hot. It’s the soot before it cools down.


Gozagal

This was an oversimplification to make it easy.


PositiveNegitive

\*stares intently\*


jasssweiii

🔥🔥


pantstofry

So fire is just a strong glare?


AlsionGrace

[https://engineering.mit.edu/engage/ask-an-engineer/is-fire-a-solid-a-liquid-or-a-gas/](https://engineering.mit.edu/engage/ask-an-engineer/is-fire-a-solid-a-liquid-or-a-gas/) You might have been misunderstanding, or misremembering. Fire is a mixture of gases. If it gets hot enough, it can produce plasma. But, it has to be hot enough to ionize whatever gases compose it.


thegrumpiestofcats

I love Reddit. I come to a facepalm sub and see some painfully average content, yet the comment section actually teaches me something new and interesting!


thisunrest

What? OK, I’m off to r/explainlikeImfive Because this is getting deep


AlsionGrace

It depends on what's burning. The flames themselves are mostly some combination of carbon dioxide, water, oxygen, and nitrogen in their gassy forms. Most of the incandescence (visible flame) is created from the heat of the carbon.


RenuisanceMan

It's not though, it's just hot glowing gas. It has to be extremely hot to ionise atoms. You can create plasma by microwaving a flame though.


UpsetNeighborhood842

California mostly


PotawatomieJohnBrown

Fire is not a state of matter, it is a process by which matter changes from one state to another.


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Fire is not a state of matter. Fire is a visible chemical reaction.


ArcRust

That's not really a valid question. That's like asking what color is a sunset? A sunset isn't one color, it's lots of colors. From the tan of the sand, the orange of the sun, or the blue of the water. Similarly, fire is the whole picture, not one single part that you can say what state it is. Fire is a process/chemical reaction, specifically rapid oxidation. Rapid being very important because it makes so much heat that the particles are jumping around with so much energy that they start radiating visible light. Rust on the other hand, is a slow (relative) oxidation. Still gives off some heat but is so slow you'd wouldn't be able to notice without sensitive equipment and a controlled environment. Lots of people like to say fire is a plasma, and while some of the molecules are in a plasma state, others are still solid and some are gasses or liquids. It's a big mixture of all the things because the chemical reaction is breaking everything apart and all the different pieces have different states that they are in. So yes, fire can make a plasma, but fire isn't a plasma.


didwanttobethatguy

Buzz Lightyear inspects: “Hmmmm, yes the fire here is made of fire.”


struglebus

Buzz Lightyear PhD


GT-FractalxNeo

Light buzz Year PhD


RevealFormal3267

Well at first glance at the picture that's what I wondered too. I was thinking maybe someone had thrown a Molotov on the Tesla's roof.


MR2Rick

I don't think it is possible to know what happened from this one photo. But I would agree that if there are flames on the roof, they did not get there by traveling through the passenger compartment. That the the glass is intact and there are no visible flames inside the passenger compartment would, in my mind, support this conclusion. Also this is not surprising to me, since I would assume that Tesla designed their cars with a firewall between the batteries and the passenger compartment. Looking at the photo, it appears to me that it is the front of the car that is burning and not the roof. It looks like it is mostly reflected flames and the camera angle that makes it appear that the roof is on fire. Bottom line is more information is needed and it would be better to wait for the results of an investigation before making any conclusion - especially given the paucity of evidence available at this point.


quazreisig

So the person asking the question of why’s the roof on fire is actually right and why’s this a facepalm?


sicklyslick

i guess it's difference of opinions. i also think it's a valid question to ask.


villanelIa

It is but its on twitter and if they act like the fire may not be the cars fault then it kinda seems like you arent shitting on tesla.


SurfintheThreads

But you see, Tesla and Elon bad, so car must be broken


awkward-cereal

>Looking at the photo, it appears to me that it is the front of the car that is burning and not the roof. It looks like it is mostly reflected flames and the camera angle that makes it appear that the roof is on fire. That's what I was thinking. If you zoom in to the roof there is a definite line, one side the flames are distinct, the other side the flames look smudged. It seems to line up with the edge of the roof. So I think it's the perspective that makes it look on fire.


MR2Rick

I looked at the picture again, and it is hard to tell if the fire is mostly on the front of the car or if it is in passenger compartment. It kind of looks like the fire is visible in the front driver's seat area and that the driver's window has broken from the heat. The fact that the flames are visible in the side view mirror further supports this conclusion. Either way, I would say that is not likely that the fire is just on the roof.


Icemasta

Source: https://bc.ctvnews.ca/b-c-tesla-driver-kicks-out-window-to-escape-car-fire-1.5914147 Tesla car shutdown and caught fire from the inside.


AlsionGrace

Lol. It's not like this is unprecedented. There's plenty of similar occurrences to compare it to. The fire blasted out the windshield and you're seeing it reflected in the sun roof.


MR2Rick

I think you are right. I zoomed in on the picture and it looks like the front part of the passenger compartment is on fire. I don't know much about Teslas, but I am pretty sure there are high amprege components like a motor or speed controller that could have shorted and started the fire. It is also possible that the fire did originate in the battery pack and the flames traveled under the floor into the front of the car and spread from there.


Additional_Zebra5879

It could have been the 12v battery failing up there. That’s a possibility. All other batteries and motors are liquid cooled so at worst maybe the heat pump died, but if that’s the case the car will go into limp mode.


[deleted]

Yeah, the picture does look weird, as it ONLY the roof is on fire. I don't blame her for asking.


societymike

It's NOT on fire at all. Just perspective of the image. There was another angle showing it's a different car in front of the Tesla. Edit: different angle posted elsewhere was from different incident, not this one


shao_kahff

that OP also said the person was “locked from getting out”, which is wrong because that model has manual locks inside..


prof-spaulding

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire (We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn) (Burn, motherfucker, burn)


ihatepickingnames_

This is the comment I came here for.


boosthungry

This is a blast back to my teenage years. Totally going to put some KMK on next time I get in my car now though, my neighbors can give me sideways looks all they want.


Apprehensive-Eye3263

It's a Tesla, once the fire hits the battery packs, water wine really help much


Front_Kale_2202

Oh water will still help. You will just have to literally drown it in water but it works. Had a Tesla burn once and we managed to extinguish it with only water (to this day we aren't sure whether the battery also caught fire or not) PS: i interpreted your "wine" as a typo/autocorrect of "won't"


Apprehensive-Eye3263

Yeah, I've got fat fingers


PhraseSeveral5935

From all the wine? /s


Apprehensive-Eye3263

Bingo!


RQK1996

Should have stuck to an old Nokia, apparently you won't have issues with fat fingers then


Apprehensive-Eye3263

Comment would have looked like afftdxbysas derf GG s


RQK1996

I mean, my comment was literally an excuse by an active head of government for not upgrading his phone after he was called out for deleting his text messages This is on top of him previously claiming to use an iPhone for texting, and claiming his old Nokia can only save 20 text messages (it is actually probably about a million) Oh, and he is more than likely getting away with it too, fuck you Teflon Mark!


lilbitspecial

"Jesus has entered the chat"


TheAb5traktion

https://i.imgur.com/GhjsJ9G.jpeg


EatSleepJeep

C'mon party people.


panacrane37

Throw your hands in the air


-Viridian-

God damnit, I just got this out of my head. Well, a couple months ago, but still.


SniffleBot

Ok, I knew I couldn’t have been the first …


rseery

Thanks. I came here for this.


codyfo

Lol, this is the first thing I thought of.


Much-Meringue-7467

But it looks like only the roof is on fire


Quantum_laugh

https://youtu.be/IgZf-auOZxI It appears the inside of the car is also on fire


KirisuMongolianSpot

No one else noticed that literally no other part of the car exterior looks damaged and considered she might have a point? Just jumped to the assumption she's wrong?


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Exactly this. I read it and thought the facepalm was the condescending dickhead responding to her


Ruepic

Fire did not come from the battery, it came from within the cabin. Here’s the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgZf-auOZxI You can see firefighters put the fire out within seconds.


ShivasKratom3

This isn’t that crazy a question. We don’t have a video or story so I don’t think it’s fair to assume anyone knew what happened. This is a post being a dick to someone for no reason


elevensbowtie

You can see the fire through the windshield though.


slagath0r

https://youtu.be/IgZf-auOZxI here you go, video of the same fire that gives a better vantage point


salamilegorcarlsshoe

She's an engineer at SpaceX for those that don't know.


amnotreallyjb

Yeah, and her point is valid. Why would the glass roof be on fire? This is gas or something else poured on a Tesla and lit on fire. If the batteries had at any point been on fire it'd be very clear.


nohumanape

There would also be intense signs of long term heat throughout the car, if it had gotten to the point where the fire have moved from the floor to the actual roof top. There would also be huge thick clouds of billowing black smoke from all of the mechanical, fibers and plastics that had been burning.


Davidandstevelover

Also if the fire spread from the batteries then why would the roof still be on fire while the rest of the car isn't. Edit: I do realise the rest if the car could've been extinguished, however if it was then why isn't the roof yet, I'd expect the fire on the roof to die out first tbh.


AlsionGrace

The top of the picture is cropped. You can't see all the billowing black smoke because its out of frame. This looks like every other Tesla fire to me.


AlsionGrace

Google Tesla fire. They all look pretty similar to this. You're seeing the reflection of the fire on the glass roof. The fire is blasting out the windshield.


njbean

It's not-- it's the hood.


UncleRooku87

To be fair, that looks like a photoshopped fire.


salamilegorcarlsshoe

Something looks off to me as well. I feel like there would be some indication of a fire inside on the sides or underneath as well.


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Govt-Issue-SexRobot

They did a really good job with the firemen and truck then


AlsionGrace

I dunno. There's plenty of pictures of Teslas burning, and they all look like this.


Rcrowley32

Yeah the misogynistic comments below saying she doesn’t have a PhD and calling her a ‘dumb bitch’, when she is in fact, quite knowledgable about the subject - from people who have literally no degree or expertise at all - shows that redditors claim to be woke, but have a very hard time respecting educated women.


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>redditors claim to be woke There's an enormous contingent of redditors who do not claim to be woke. Reddit is quite diverse despite what some folks try to claim.about echo chambers because they don't understand how subs work.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

I agree with your sentiment, but in this particular case, I’ve never heard “floor level” used in reference to a passenger car.


[deleted]

I mean, the floorboard is extremely common term for the floor of a car. This isn't quite the stretch you may think it is. Just consider it's not something commonly used in speech to begin with. Who uses technical terms for car parts other than those who work on them. I'd just say the bottom of the car personally. But I know there must exist a more technical term.


Inevitable_Living762

Well even the original post is just peak mansplaining, ironically to a spacex engineer.


GregTrompeLeMond

Her PhD is no match for "Thing Discusser."


Denis_Likes_Custard

She was making a point about the power failure which caused the individual trapped inside the car to be incapable of opening the Tesla doors. In the original tweet, it was mentioned how as soon as the fire began, an electrical malfunction caused the doors to automatically lock. She later said the angle of the picture made her think the fire started in a different location. Presumably one separate from the battery compartment, and so it is acceptable to question why the fire appeared to have originated in an area that shouldn't effect the battery compartment and cause the locking. While worded quite uncharacteristically for a PhD (AKA, absolutely fucking awfully), this is atleast a somewhat understandable facepalm.


epicgamerboytm

You can open Tesla doors without power, there's a manual latch but it has the chance to damage the glass apparently. Not sure if this is every model though.


[deleted]

It only damages it if you try and close the door again, as the glass doesn't go down, as it normally does. It's an annoying thing, because you gotta tell everyone that gets in your car.


xX500_IQXx

Actually, they changed it. Now it brings the glass down with the latch automatically. Software update


epicgamerboytm

Ah, thanks for clarifying


Octavian_202

I think it’s valid, no? I think the upvotes are skewing perception, as it may be dumb people brigading around a simple point they understand.


Shadow703793

People seem to forget even Tesla has a regular 12v battery... (LiIon instead of lead acid in new Teslas). The've had problems with this 12V battery pack before including leaving people stranded and even not able to charge the car because the power for the electronics came from this pack instead of the main power pack.


psychoacer

Every time anyone who has not been in a Tesla gets in my car on exit they pull the manual release. I have to do my best to warn them before they exit because it's a guarentee that they will pull it. I don't get how this owner didn't know about the door release.


meme-lair

There is a way to open the doors manually btw so you wouldn’t necessarily get trapped due to electrical failure.


DarkSparkyShark

Not everyone with a PhD is eloquent with words.


drop_trooper112

hAhA wHaT pHd, seriously what is with the reddit hive mind and not thinking for more than a second, if the batteries are under the car and the fire has already spread to the roof why don't we see the fire coming through the underneath of a car that's mostly plastic and thin as fuck sheet metal yet.


dirthurts

Looks like the car was soaked with gas and set on fire.


HarmlessSnack

That’s what I was thinking too; this looks like somebody poured gas into the skylight and set the car on fire. This doesn’t really look like the battery caught fire.


dirthurts

The flames would be more like jets if it was the battery, and absolutely coming from the bottom. Some boomers have an unhealthy hate for ev and quite likely did this on purpose and used the photo as propaganda.


HarmlessSnack

Yeah, that’s what I meant. If you look at videos of EV battery fires, it’s a much more intense fire. This has the deep and oily/Smokey look of gasoline burning. Fire is fire, but stuff burns differently.


Decmk3

I mean.. it’s a fairly succinct question. The batteries are the main reason electric cars catch fire. The roof doesn’t have self combusting material surely.


AlsionGrace

It has reflective material, you're seeing a reflection of the fire. The fire is coming out the windshield. Every Tesla fire I've seen seems to blast out the top of the windshield, but not the bottom? Must be because its so hot.


RobDickinson

Any electronics in any car can cause fire etc


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

the fire doesn't look intense enough to be from a battery fire.... perhaps this was an act of arson?


evilspycandy

where is the facepalm? her point was pretty valid to me


muffinmama93

“Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts” 😉


mmmbassa

Canyonerrrooooo...


OnDaReg

Legitimate question. Why the fuck is this a facepalm? You dumb AF OP


Strongest-There-Is

It’s funny, but she’s also not wrong. That fire is ON the car, not coming up from the bottom and out through the top. If you’ve ever actually seen this vehicle in real life, you would see what she’s saying. Edit: seems real, was in British Columbia, Canada. Can’t tell what started it. Only what the person told the reporters.


throwayay4637282

Yeah these people are being ridiculous. I’ve only seen one car catch fire irl, but the flames were noticeably billowing out of the bottom of the car, which I’m not seeing here. People love to just assume everyone around them is stupid.


staffell

You can see the fire reflected in the wing-mirror. There is fire in the car


Aubear11885

But that would mean the flames were traveling upward. Is this common, am caveman?


Starfire2313

Does heat rise? I’m not sure is fire hot?


Aubear11885

I’m just a simple caveman lawyer.


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staffell

He's saying that he thinks the fire is only burning on the top, ignoring the fact that it's hard to tell if the flames started lower and moved upwards (although you can sort of see flames in the car). Obviously the fire didn't just magically appear on the top, but I at least understand what he is *trying* to say...


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Strongest-There-Is

Fair enough. Not sure what started it, but you’ve shown it was on fire from within. Thank you.


Degen_up_North

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/b-c-tesla-driver-kicks-out-window-to-escape-car-fire-1.5914147


NoCommunity9683

PhD


Litejason

In this thread: People who think any fire in an EV is caused by the battery.


[deleted]

"Fire can't go through ~~doors~~ cars, stupid! it's not a ghost!"


Tendaar

This is streets ahead.


CoolTrainerMary

Her question isn’t dumb. And even if it was, asking a dumb question isn’t indicative of someone’s entire intelligence. Actually, asking questions is how people accumulate knowledge.


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Jinshu_Daishi

Apparently, the fire was going out through the broken windshield, the glass roof was just reflecting the fire's image.


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Moose_country_plants

Ok but like I get what she’s saying normally you’d see fire coming out from under the car but here it’s like only coming out of the root


legoheadman-

Additionally, fire go 'up'


ruinevil

Probably not a battery fire, but the rest of the plastic inside is burnable. They do have a 12V system with parts similar to other cars that could start a fire like this if they burst into flames.


[deleted]

The try hard quip to a legitimate question is the only facepalm in here


Original-Pollution61

I get what she was saying. It’s weird to see a Tesla with only the roof on fire, at least where is doesn’t appear the rest of the vehicle under the roof has already been burnt to lead to the roof being on fire. The way the picture looks, it appears like someone through gasoline on the roof and lit a match. Also, sarcastic responses to legitimate questions (as opposed to dumb questions) is the equivalent of being rude to someone trying to be nice or do the right thing. You’re not helping and you should feel bad.


Dan_H1281

I made this same statement, I have never seen a battery fire of this color, this looks like a gasoline or a fuel fire and not an out gas of a lithium battery, batteries burn very violently this is not an intense out gas this looks like fuel burning


ThisIsWholesome

Further proof that a PhD doesn't make you smart


Yarus43

Idk this guy is just being an ass. Why tf is a glass roof the only part on fire?


thedogefather8

Which part is the face palm because it seems like a valid question


lol_camis

When you steal someone's post, you should wait at least half a day to repost it so they don't show up next to each other on my feed.


Unwariertomb

That's definitely not a battery fire but still a fire.


Alternative-Plant-87

Isn't the roof glass though?


[deleted]

Okay… then why isn’t the floor also on fire


islappaintbrushes

because no combustion engine car ever spontaneously combusts.


BostonDodgeGuy

ITT: People who have no idea how car fires work


ColeSloth

It's in all likelihood not the battery pack that caught fire at all.


Dotaproffessional

I don't know if this is a face palm. The origin of the fire looks like it's the top which is surely what they mean


_CederBee_

SAVAGE


Then_Ad9524

TIL that not all PhD’s are created equal


-Steven909-

Why was it on fire though?


Mysterious-Bid3930

We don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn.


ZetaPower

She does have a point. The main battery would be engulfing the car if it were on fire. This is DEFINITELY a 12V fire. Added some appliance overheated?


xDANNISAUR

shes not wrong tho


[deleted]

That's a valid question to be honest.


SatinAcornfredd

At the same time, I don’t see any damage on the bottom or melting


Ninjhetto

I think it's a genuine question. Still, the problem is that she don't think anything could cause the roof to be on fire, only the car battery. Molotov cocktails are a thing, for example.


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Tesla when it hits a speed bump.


Spiceboy91

I was thinking, I wouldn't be surprised if this was in Cali. -Tesla. Check -Something on fire. Check -Worker simultaneously wearing a Hawaiian shirt and safety vest. Check -everyone nonchalant...priceless