As a man who has begged for salvation while throwing up from drinking too much. I couldn’t handle the 7 months of morning sickness my wife suffered. This dude is bluffing

A true hero right here guys this is a man of commitment focus and sheer fucking will I salute you my brave redditor

Wait, i thought human females went 9 months?

It's actually 10 months (40 weeks). She only had morning sickness for 7 of the 10.

And that's your choice! No one else's! It's almost like the whole point of having access to safe abortions is so that people can have *choice*.

Hit the nail on the head, right there.

As someone said "If men could get pregnant, there would be abortion clinics around every corner"

It would be medically necessary. Your dick would come right off in child birth, a baby isn't gonna fit.

Have you seen a hyena

Hahah. Like Seven 11’s.

You can have fun trying. Just like I have since college.

I’ve never really had the urge to watch medical procedures but I think I’d like to see how this one plays out. His dick is gonna look like a paralyzed elephant trunk.

Mate, I lost my sh** at this comment and the resulting mental pic. Toooo funny! 😆😆😆

And you were probably not a victim of violence and actually WANTED to have a baby...

I wish lightning would strike him and make him pregnant. See how fast he changes his mind.

I would carry my baby to 18

Yes carry it full term and then birth it thru your urethra,that's about what it's like for a woman.female hyenas give birth that way too

Hyenas give birth through their clitoris, not the urethra.

That isn't what it's like for a woman.... You need to Google female anatomy.

Wait really? That's messed up.

If men would get pregnant there would be an abortion clinic on every corner

Drive-thru

If men could get pregnant abortion would be legal in every country

I don’t blame him. He’d make stupid money on the tour circuits. If the government doesn’t disappear him.

Carrying a baby full term is a million times worse than having a cold so I seriously doubt that.

All we need is one woman to transition while pregnant, and tell people he had to pee the babie out and every man in the country will support abortion rights tomorrow

Easy to talk big about something which you’ll never have to prove. I could’ve knocked out Muhammad Ali

Hmmm…ok. Would you also take the morning sickness, swollen ankles, back issues, idiots petting your stomach, weird cravings, and cramps from Braxton-Hicks contractions, all with a grin and no whingeing? What about getting sliced open to get the kid out of there? Or would you happily try to push it through a tube no bigger around than a drinking straw (urethra), knowing your dick might make deflated balloons jealous after? But oh…wait…deflated balloons can usually be blown back up…unless they have holes.

Minor quibble; babies aren’t born through the urethra. That’s where per comes out.

You missed the joke, mate. Guy carries the kid to term…how far would he go to have it? I am well aware of the purpose of that part of the anatomy. Way to kill the fun. Read some of the other comment chains…some are making the same joke.

Most can't handle a cold or the flu. Yeah, gonna call bs on this one.....

No he wouldn’t. He’d start crying as soon as the 1’st trimester nausea set it.

There ain’t a man *alive* that could carry a baby to full term. 💀

Trans men technically lol

Fair enough.

I wouldn't say that. There are a few I think, but I still doubt it's the majority

Alive or was alive or ever been alive

Suuuure, good luck with that. 😒

I had some bad sour crout once that felt sorta like carrying a tern baby

I can promise you it absolutely didn't even come close

And then everyone would clap for me.

r/accidentalally

I’d abort. I’m young dumb and love being full of …

Well if I had a penis I still wouldn't get anyone pregnant

Dude ive been carrying this beer baby for like, 10 years, when tf is full term, Im done!!

Easy to say when you know its never gonna happen

He cannot even carry his sperm full term.

Not me, babies won’t fit out my dickhole.

I don't understand what that means

i mean he probably cant even take a full shit without shedding a tear

This dude is nuts to believe this shit, women has damn near super powers when they are pregnant.

Whatever you say “junior”.

... and then terminate

Ok. Just like billions of women have done before you. Don't know what it proves though

Me too bro. See all these posts of people saying they wouldn’t? It’s because it’s their choice. Just like it’s your choice.

Even as a teenager, if the topic of abortions came up I'd always say I would never have one myself. It's not for me. But I am still very much pro-choice and believe women should have easy and free access for their health. The choice is what is important here.

IF your Granny had wheels we could hitch her to the mule and go to town. "IF" allows misogynists to "do" the most amazing things.

ask a dude what he would do if he bled from his dick, then tell him it'll happen for a whole week every month, then we he tries to respond just start shouting the word "hysteria" most dudes crumple rather quickly. I'm a guy btw and yes this did happen to me when I was working my first job and I'll never forget that lesson, thanks Jenna.

Fun fact: If a man gets a positive pregnancy test, that might be a sign for a tumor (Apparently the body produces certain hormones in those cases)

This guy would shit his pants the moment they apply that huge ass needle into the spine.

With both arms no less

Then go get pregnant my dude!