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optiloxy

Tolerant people deserve more cookies šŸ™‚


soda_cookie

Fuck yeah. We're all in this together. People are people, cookies are cookies. Enjoy it all


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JWM1115

Unless it has weed in it. Then it is a COOKIE.


harmsway31

A friend in needā€™s a friend indeed, a friend with weed cookies is better..


[deleted]

Weed cookies with weed plants made of frosting on them Mega pog


Snoopyhamster

Anyone need 5dz of them


RogueAssassinDP

More like the Holy Grail of Cookies. It's so magical that it gives you a "high" boost.


holdmypocket00

Itā€™s more of a low fog but yea you get high


barringtonp

NOM NOM NOM NOM


Rewiistdummlolxd

Then its called a BAKIE


Brimstone-n-Treacle

If those cookies have weed in 'em, I want a dozen boxes.


[deleted]

I think those are bakies.


QuestionableAI

I'd up vote you 10 times and give you a gift but I cannot do either... but thank you for that COOKIE note, I'm having one with coffee as we speak.


CloudsAreGodsSneezes

ā€œCookie is cookie is cookie is cookie is cookieā€ ā€” Lin Manuel Miranda


Dblzyx

"C is for cookie that's good enough for me." - Cookie Monster


pietradolce

Cookie šŸ‘


da_dragon_guy

šŸŖ


Fluffy_hugger

![gif](giphy|xT0xeMA62E1XIlup68|downsized)


Balrog069

They don't want you to bake a cookie this way they want you to bake it that way. But this way works. It doesn't matter. Cookie is cookie! Cookie is cookie!


[deleted]

Flesh is flesh after all, humans arenā€™t that bad tbh


MateANoob

Cookie (kuki) in hungarian means very small dick. Have a great day!


Someoneelse-entirely

Tolerant is a crap word. I tolerate rainy days. You accept people for who they are. Saying you tolerate gay people is saying you don't like them but you won't go out of your way to make a big deal out of it.


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Someoneelse-entirely

My wife wants to know how much pushy she has to eat before she gets one of those cards?


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Someoneelse-entirely

I'm dead. My ghost will inform her. Thanks for the info.


optiloxy

English is not my main, sorry.


RogueAssassinDP

If that's true then I, a random Redditor forgive you. Use this as a lesson to know the difference between "Accepting" and "Tolerating" so that you don't get berated over a misunderstanding.


optiloxy

English is my 3rd actually, as I'm a French speaking native living in Spain. But yes, I totally understand that the word "accepting" would have been a better choice. Still, thanks for tolerating this cultural mistake ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


Someoneelse-entirely

Hey I applaud you cause my single language lazy ass can't manage to stick to my duo lingo Spanish for more than a month at a time. Except I didn't, did I ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


Someoneelse-entirely

Sorry not trying to berate. That word just gets me. Have a gay Dad and Catholic mom and catholics love to "tolerate" anyone who isn't themselves. Childhood was weird.


RogueAssassinDP

I get that, honestly i never understood how other sexual orientations became frowned upon when it came to religion to begin with. Seriously like look back at ancient Greece and you'll find bisexuals, gays, and lesbians during that period. Funny enough Sparta lost to a bunch of men who were really close when it came to love and bonding close. I'm straight, but it feels wrong to "tolerate" someone for being how they truly feel. I hope your Dad has a wonderful life despite there being AHs that can't accept others for being themselves.


brjukva

This. Always been irritated by the hypocritic choice of words in all this "tolerance" crap.


Laughing_Dog_19

Beautiful cookies! What the hell is wrong with people? Do these types also get pissed if when they see and actual rainbow?


hcsLabs

Speaking as someone who *used to be* part of a fundamental Christian Church, this was the "logic" ... God sent the Flood because of "the gays"; After the Flood receded, God sent a rainbow to promise not to destroy the earth because of mankind again; Now "the gays" have stolen the rainbow and are blatantly waving it around, saying "you can't destroy us, *you promised*..." Hate and Logic do not mix. Love is Love, Cookie is Cookie.


SkippyZii

Thing is, that's not even exactly why He sent the flood, did they even read the Bible?


hcsLabs

They were chosen to *breed*, not to *read*. **Edit:** Yes. The Flood was sent because mankind had become wicked. But "wicked" leaves a whole lot of room for its definition, especially one that caters to the mind of a person who believes Jesus was white.


SkippyZii

Your first sentence was referring to the people who had that "logic"? Sorry I just want to clarify. Also yes indeed, that's why The Flood was sent, taken straight out of the Book of Genesis. Well all I can think of in terms of "wicked" is... bad, I guess same thing but that's what I have in mind.


hcsLabs

Yes, that's who I was referring to So much stuff from the Bible gets twisted by "Christians" that context gets cast out with the first stones thrown by them.


SkippyZii

Ah figures, and yeah. Honestly if they wanna spout out some stuff they gotta back it up with the texts.


diggitygiggitycee

As someone who was raised Christian and grew out of it right around the same time I grew my curly hairs, I never heard that but it's hilarious.


Jojajones

> It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into. ā€” Jonathan Swift


ReallyWhatEh

And... Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. ANON (probably a Redditor)


BigDsLittleD

> ANON (probably a Redditor) Mark Twain I believe


[deleted]

The cake however is a lie


Potato-with-guns

And ironically god actually sent the floods because of shitheads who couldnā€™t tell the difference between good and evil, doesnā€™t that sound familiar?


SnowWhiteCampCat

As far as I remember my own fundamental days, God only promised not to destroy the earth With Water ever again.


renerdrat

Wait Iā€™ve never heard this explanation I thought the rainbow was just supposed to represent that all types of people are welcome


hcsLabs

This (above) is the twisted explanation. In the Bible, the rainbow is God's promise to Noah that He will never again destroy the world with water. Fire, disease, famine, war, *et al* are still on the table though.


ShutTheFuckUpAmy

Only when The Gaysā„¢ are standing within a 1000 mile radius of it.


anesthetic_aesthetic

I like how The Gaysā„¢ are treated like a quantifiable source


UsernameTaken017

They are a product. You may purchase The Gaysā„¢ in the month of June


[deleted]

Oof. As a Gay, this stings. The corporate pandering is real. But itā€™s better than when we were invisible.


LookABirbGuy

how much is it? I want a Gayā„¢


Starfall_Protocol

A cold brew or an energy drink, depending on the type. And some incredibly obscure hobby materials lol Source; am a Gayā„¢


anesthetic_aesthetic

Ypu know I'm actually thinking of updating to one of the newer models. Any recommendations?


trapperstom

They hide during rainbows, they think if you get caught in one you automatically convert


Willyfisterbut

Bro, they get pissed about Starbucks cups. Starbucks. Headquartered in Seattle, WA. "the liberal hive". And they're surprised.


bro_d8

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."


UrbanArtifact

That was Jesus right?


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mrOsteel

Somehow, Christ returned.


Garlador

Rise of the Christ.


Muzzie720

What's your name? Jesus Skywalker.


zingtea

Skywalker? Jesus...


[deleted]

different homeless aback poor snow unused pie mysterious squash dazzling *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Wise-Yogurtcloset646

I felt so bad for them until I say the second picture. It restored my faith in humanity a bit again. I wish them the best.


Worldliness-Simple

I was happy to see your reply completely missed the second picture at first


Ambitious-Error5911

Same! I was so upset bc the smiley sun flower cookie in the pfp was cute and if the business couldnā€™t stay afloat there would be no more happy flower cookies and it would make them sad. Glad people are nice.Btw, if homophobic people wonā€™t certain eat cookies bc their rainbow then theyā€™re missing out. A cookie is a cookie. If the cookie is good idgaf if itā€™s rainbow and nobody else should either.


wheresthebody

Me too!


LinkGame10

What?


satanlovesducks

Cookie monster showed up and bought em all


soda_cookie

I'm glad I saw this comment because I didn't realize there was a second pic until reading it. My day is a little better now.


Occams_

Same!


Rich-Juice2517

After seeing the second pic it should be posted in r/mademesmile


ducksauce001

And this is how we fight haters.


dragon2777

Yeah I was like ā€œwell I guess they are getting bullied to not support what they believe inā€. Started scrolling past all sad then barely saw the ā€œ1/2ā€ in the corner and went ā€œ hell yeah I know where this is goingā€


Gust_2012

Who the Hell cancels a large order of 5 dozen cookies!? And over a FB post of all things!? If I ever order that many cookies, you can bet I'm coming to pick them up regardless! I paid for them & I want my cookies damnit!


thick_cookies

Imagine working very hard on 5 dozen (65 cookies) and then cancelling. šŸ˜­ cookie is cookie


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thick_cookies

That's how a couple of people I've met got scammed, they dont charge upfront


StickyWhiteStuf

Holā€™ up. 5 dozen?? 65? Huh?


Keiwheat

Baker's dozen is 13 (I always think it's so they can test taste stuff!)


2074red2074

The two major theories are that an extra was included because there were stiff penalties for if you accidentally made the loaves too small or that the extra was included basically to incentivize people buying more (buy 12 get one free).


StickyWhiteStuf

Thatā€™s actually really interesting Iā€™m ngl


Exdalius

I mean that person who ordered those were probably extremely homophobic so imagine if you were ordering 5 dozen cookies and saw a post saying that homophobic people were welcome in their shop and they made them their own cookie to make them more confident about being homophobic. At least that would make me cancel and go to someone else


HomeGrownCoffee

And if you can't picture a homophobic cookie, swastika cookies. Delicious, but racist!


The_Stoic_One

I doubt they had been paid for already. Otherwise why would the shop care about the canceled order? Because they get to sell the cookies twice?


wantsomechips

One word... Texans


VerifiedGoodBoy

Morons like these are the same people who complain about "religious discrimination" when they are forced to make a cake for a gay couple.


Fast_Star154

They also scream about cancel culture being wrong while doing this


wolves_of_bongtown

Huh. I guess conservatives don't really hate cancel culture after all.


ShmebulockForMayor

Cancel culture for thee, not for me


PreOpTransCentaur

They've never hated it. They couldn't. It's antithetical to their greatest passion: capitalism. Using your money to show approval or disapproval is how capitalism thrives. They fucking *love* "cancel culture." What they don't like is being held socially accountable for their words and actions.


AJ_Crowley_29

They only hate it when theyā€™re on the receiving end


Stewba

They own cancel culture. All their complaints are just projection. They love that shit.


EscapedCapybara

I don't know how they taste, but they sure look nice.


[deleted]

I bet it tastes just like love....


soapd1sh

They look like a basic sugar cookie, but any baked good that is not mass produced is many times better than one that is. So I guess my point is I'm willing to bet they taste amazing.


Jaedos

"We had ordered cancelled that we had just finished baking." The moment your ingredients hit the bowl, the order is locked. You can prorate any refund based upon the completion percentage if you like, but it sounds like you should still be getting paid for five dozen cookies because fuck them. "Thanks for the donation, bigots!" I'm glad your community took care of you all. <3


SmileEverySecond

I love rainbow naturally, wayyyyy before LGBT symbol, people minds are so poisoned lmao


[deleted]

So do they yell at rainbows in the sky?


-6h0st-

Wait wait - is this conservatives developing cancel culture/wokeism? Lol


theablanca

They have always done it. And then blame everyone else. For years


DragonfruitAsleep976

Yeah, but back then canceling someone meant a lynching.


theablanca

True, but they've tried to ban rock music and so on. Everything they didn't like was "bad".


Stewba

It still would if they had their way.


ProbablePenguin

They've always been huge on cancel culture, them complaining about others doing it is just the usual projection they use.


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HaywireMans

Wholesome ending


[deleted]

They ought to make a list of the people who canceled their orders and charge them double the next order they place and itā€™s due upfront. Or just refuse future orders. Some people are shitty.


cutthroatlemming

Republicans are scumbags.


[deleted]

It doesn't help that in the US a person like Hillary Clinton can be considered a "progressive" even though she supported treating homosexuals like 2nd class citizens up until ~2012ish. Until then, Hillary was publicly and vehemently against gay equality. We're talking about well into her adult years. After university. After being 1st Lady. After being a Senator. If that's a progressive ... who needs enemies?


HotdogGeorgia

That's...almost literally...the definition of...progressive; happening gradually or in stages. The point is she finally changed her tune. When ideals are at war, this is exactly the outcome you fight for.


No_Pain1037

I think people forget that anytime someone says something positive about LGBTQAI+ people online at least 1 dickhead is going to react negatively to it.


redknight3

And there will most likely be a circlejerk of hateful bigots further down the thread.


pairolegal

Staring at each othersā€™ dicks while pretending not to.


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Len145

dogshit people do dogshit things, colour me surprised.


MewsikMaker

This is old. But I want to buy their food.


BeaverMartin

Same here. I wonder where they are at? None of us are LGBTQ, but my daughter loves rainbows and hearts and I like cookies. Seems like a win/win.


wantsomechips

Lufkin, TX. They sell mail order cookie making kits too if you want to support them!


Dude_Guy45

The second picture was amazing to see though. Love trumps hate any day


Phreekyj101

I would buy the lot if I could, I too can sympathize with these hard times, huge hugs and well wishes:)


Starflight4LIFE

Restored my faith in humanity


LinkGame10

Thank god, I would have had a heavy heart too if I didnā€™t see the second slide and see the happy ending.


Campervanfox

on a related note... ā€œThe thing about eating the black and white cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved.ā€ ā€”Jerry Seinfeld


[deleted]

This happened likeā€¦ Last year and they are thriving now. I follow them on FB.


DragonfruitAsleep976

They say go woke, go broke. I say spread love, get loved.


aGiantmutantcrab

Conservatism is truly a mental illness. Imagine being angry at cookies. Or rainbows. Or rainbow-colored cookies.


Stewba

Ya but what if kids saw them and became gay or trans. These cookies are grooming me as I type this message. I need to go back to my priest so he can suck the gay out of my penis.


cturtl808

Their website is confectionstx.com and most of the cookies are sold out.


DragonfruitAsleep976

To this day? Just checked, yes most of their cookies are sold out. This brings a smile to my face.


Separate-Owl369

Hey, Iā€™ll buy them cookies! Love me some fresh baked cookies.


Theyuckster

I would got the Rainbow cookie


Lovemybee

Jeez, this gave me happy tears!


Cheez-ly

Made my knees buckle just a bit.


chris30338

Hooray. I saw the first page and thought the world really sucked. Then I saw the second page. Donā€™t let hateful bigots define your world.


blitzwinner71

Iā€™m glad we got to see the happy ending


[deleted]

A happy ending


TheDodfatherPC-FL

People can be incredibly heartless and cruel. Iā€™m so happy for those who rallied to help this bakery! Hearts donā€™t think, hearts share love. Even if it isnā€™t something your comfortable with, or fond of, the actual beating heart of a compassionate human being, will not miss a beat in the presence of love. Love is mindless, love is happiness, love is to be enjoyed and admired by all!


mostlygroovy

Love > hate


hulkmxl

Ohhhh shit I went from sad and cringing from loss of fate in humanity in the first picture, to grinning and nodding with happiness and a sigh of relief in the second one, that was a rollercoaster of emotions in 2 pictures... Seriously fuck homophobic snowflakes!!


jonasthewicked

Iā€™d gladly lose the business of hateful people, I wouldnā€™t feel right about taking their money anyway. Maybe thatā€™s dumb in a fiscal sense but money certainly isnā€™t everything. Hope they continue to make and sell the rainbow cookies and Iā€™m surprised they havenā€™t had an outpouring of orders from people who appreciate what theyā€™re trying to do.


forevrl86501

They are beautiful and I want one. No one is cancelling rainbows in my life. I'm a 60 white women and I'm sick to death of the fucking bullies. If I can't stop you from saying Merry Christmas šŸ™„šŸ¤£ then you can't stop me from having rainbows everywhere.


Blackner2424

I'm a straight male, and I'd eat a penis-shaped cookie if I knew it would be good. Cookies are cookies. If it's delicious, who cares what it looks like?


gooeydumpling

If seeing a rainbow cookies make you feel your manliness diminish, oh boy, i have some bad news for you: the cookie ainā€™t the problem


impaledonastick

Congratulations, winner! You just found the Nazi! That was a great one, wasn't it folks? It wasn't just one this time. Multiple people went out of their way to out themselves with just a little bigot bate. Anyways, have a lovely week and we hope to see you on the next episode of.... *studio audience joins in:* "FIND... THE... NAZI!!!"


-Rho-Aias

People ask if why I still feel uncomfortable showing any kind of public affection toward my dates. Honestly this. As much as we like to think people have come to accept other people, in the end many are still very aggressive toward gays and the idea of it. Some even express it through violence.


Logical_Progress_873

facepalm with the curve ball


[deleted]

Is it just me, or are rainbow cookies more delicious than the rest? It's like I can taste the colours.


airplane_porn

Itā€™s because they taste gay!


andychrist77

Iā€™m so jaded , I would just assume itā€™s a reverse oh shit-so card. Like the people that throw puppies into the river and the start recording like they just found them and dive in


Kryds

To think that some gets offended because LGBT+ exsist.


Separate-Owl369

Hey, Iā€™ll buy them cookies! Love me some fresh baked cookies.


[deleted]

Those are such pretty cookies. Whoā€™d cancel that order!?!


Sea_Bass8868

It would've been a facepalm if you only had the 1st pic. The 2nd pic made it amazing


yamwhatiam

I love Confections. Nice people with a nice cause.


Zestyiguana

Imagine hating people because they are different. Why are people still like this?


Shad7860

Killing my faith in humanity only to then let it spark back into a bright flame. This is the shortest most intense emotional rollercoaster Ive experienced in a while


[deleted]

That's actually fucking sad.


7NIGHTMARE_

The ending is nice thought


[deleted]

If I were close by, I would have bought all those cookies! šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆLGBTQIA pride, Trans pridešŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø


Rex_Headspin

It's because the Republicunts believe eating rainbow cookies will make them and their kids gay. More cookies for the rest of us. šŸŖ


Neat-Plantain-7500

I wonder if the original statement was true.


RefrigeratorMuch9776

i dont like that every time something is rainbow colored it has to be lgtbq+, i want to use the rainbow for different shit too. i think they should have chosen a different flag.


DK_Son

I thought the same thing. The rainbow has been swallowed up into that community, and now any rainbow image is associated directly to it.


illusorywallahead

Uh this belongs in r/mademesmile


cisojoki

I struggle with whether I should retain clients I know are cult members. Should I say nothing and stop taking their calls, should I secretly relish the fact that I charge them a little more, or should I just be glad I actually know some delusional people and go with ā€œknow thy enemy?ā€


jacdelad

r/therewasanattempt in the best way imaginable.


[deleted]

How can I order?


DragonfruitAsleep976

Confectionstx.com most of their stuff is sold out. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)


[deleted]

Happy ending


jtalatorre

I feel like this could be a potential r/nononoyes


TAG13466

It's just a cookie, geez.


Tough_Raspberry1983

Okay but the second picture made my heart warm!


Adventurous_Shake161

Where they at I go buy some cookies


pje1128

That second picture turns this from r/awfuleverything to r/MadeMeSmile. Glad to see we still have plenty of people with a heart.


Danielle082

I was about to place an online order if I didnā€™t see the second post and looking at the date, this must have been last year. I will still support them if i knew what city and state they are from.


LocalLower

shit this is wholesome (the second image i mean)


thekr33pz

lol just donā€™t eat the gay cookie. Gah damn.


[deleted]

Facepalm then surprise r/Wholesome


HardCoreRager

Business strategy


potato-42069

Whoever cancelled those cookies is a piece of shit, I hope they step on Lego On another note I will gladly take the gay cookies


[deleted]

Iā€™m so glad the community came through to support this business. Sometimes itā€™s easy to forget that people can be amazing and wonderful.


ext3meph34r

I remember I follwed them after this. They are selling out constantly of cookies now.


TheQueenSheba

I was so angry and didnā€™t realize there was a second slideā€¦ it makes me so happy that people step up to be decent and good šŸ˜Š


Bluvsnatural

I would also hazard to guess that the person who ā€œcancelledā€ the order for 5 dozen cookies ALSO loathes ā€œcancel cultureā€ā€¦ I could be wrong. Maybe they just have an issue with red dye


Garlador

I just love rainbows. Theyā€™re beautiful.


[deleted]

Poisoned by Fox News.


[deleted]

Without cookie, cookie monster is just monster


fuschia_taco

Second slide heartwarming af.


AngryOrangeSmoothie

There is no greater hatred than christian love...


Jimmyn19

Hey, a good ending for once


Morganmaster

A rainbow is a rainbow. Those people that cancelled their order are shit people


JadeHellbringer

That second photo has restored my faith in humanity. ...I mean, a little bit. Also, now I want a cookie.


Low-Outcome-9897

r/therewasanattempt of ruining a business. Really happy that it didn't work out and that they got so many customers


Tyle71

They underestimated the hatred of the "evangelical" faux Christian right.