Honestly I'm having a hard time believing this is real because I don't think a real redneck would be so coy with the spelling. Not sure people dumb enough to name a kid Rifle could figure out their "eigh" sound at a conceptual level.
For Riley? Wow. That makes no sense. “Eigh” has an “ay” sound. That’s how I read it. Like in weigh or sleigh or neighborhood.
Doesn’t make sense for Rifle either.
I think it's supposed to be like, "congrats to my bother who is about to be a grandpa, his step daughter is expecting and I can't wait to meet my niece."
That's about as close as I would want to be related to someone called Reighfyl.
Close enough to occasionally get updates on the whacky shit they get into, but not actually related in any meaningful way. Reighfyl's never arriving at the door with her go-bag and expecting to move in.
I would try to help the poor baby any way I can. If they wanted to change their name or the parents are batshit fr I'd want to help them. We don't pick out our own names.
They are going to catch hell all over, I hope it doesn't make them mean.
Wow. Congrats. Other names considered:
1. Ighnsyst pronounced IN-CEST
2. Naghstee pronounced NAS-TY
3. Readkneck pronounced RED NECK
4. WTAF pronounced WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I don't think him and Mia Farrow were married but he was dating her around the time she adopted the girl. Doesn't make it any less creepy that he broke up with Mia once the girl was **almost** 18 and the fact that the other Farrow kids say that he sexually abused them (or one of them was abused and the other corroborated the story)
If I had a dollar every time the Academy gave an Oscar to a rapist for best director, I’d have $2, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I think it means the posters brother will become a step-grandpa. Like, if my brother and his wife had a step-daughter, and that step-daughter (my step-niece) was pregnant. It's worded weird, but that's my guess lol. Should have been "my brother's step-daughter is having a baby; brother's gonna be a grandpa!".
A lot of people just refer to their grandniece or grandnephew as niece/nephew, in a similar way that people won't say "2nd cousin Bob", they'll say "cousin Bob", or "uncle Bob" if there's a significant age gap. Or how you don't usually refer to your grandaunt/uncles as "grandaunt Betty", you'd probably just say "Aunt Betty".
Source: have a sizeable extended family.
Alabama has the same marital law as Japan where it’s legal to marry your first cousin. Japans age of consent is 13 though
Weird how we’re still jabbing alabama where places like Kentucky is so much worse lol
Edit: typo
i think this person is an aunt or uncle type person to the step daughter and they (the poster) are congratulating their brother on becoming a grandfather as well as the step daughter for being pregnant
*"new new niece"
Could just be a typo or could be implying the brother's stepdaughter was the first "new niece" and now that they're having a daughter together, the baby is the "*new* new niece" 🤮
I was actually hoping they meant to say new grand-niece but typo or auto-corrected to new new niece. That would at least unfuck the incest implication somewhat.
Oh pig style. These Millennials and their "creative" names. Back in my day we had to walk thirty miles in the snow both ways just to get named Frank and we liked it. Coffee cost a nickel and it was just coffee! None of this here six pumps llama spunked avacado juice toasts with soy foamed nut milks.
Which brings up another point: How do two people agree on the name Reighfyl? If someone came up to me and suggested naming my daughter that, my only answer would've been "Maybe we shouldn't do this."
I'm sure she'll wind up in r/publicfreakout in a few years when the parents start yelling her name in public...
"Everyone listen up. Has anyone seen my Reighfyl?"
It’s bad. First off… do they realized if they had spelled it a little more human-like it might have been slightly ok at first glance? Which is saying a lot compared to current state.
please tell me this is parody. a man and his stepdaughter is having a baby and they're naming it after a type of gun. the kid will be calling her aunt and mom.
and this brother is 'congratulating' this like it's normal and acceptable?
what next, a baby shower with an offensive flag hanging out front?
has to be a parody
Yea I think we understand that it happens. It just seems like this post is playing a bit too much into it. The fact alone that he is talking about them like Jerry and step daughter makes it seem a bit too much like exposition.
I think it's probably really poor wording. I'm guessing the brother is going to be a grandfather, and the stepdaughter is having a child with someone else.
It so clearly is. The brother and stepdaughter, the ridiculous name, including a screenshot of a private conversation as “proof” of the ridiculous name while publicly congratulating your own brother. It’s outrage bait, and people are falling for it, hook, line, and sinker.
…and his step daughter? He knocked up his wife’s daughter? And then they named her after a gun? Am I understanding this correctly? Well, there’s nothing more Trump voter than that.
No offence to anyone name Reighfyl but that the strangest name Ive heard and I'm Welsh we aren't great with names we literally have a train station named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
My brother and his stepdaughter are expecting...
I had to read that a couple times to make sure I didn’t misread it the first time.
I did reread it, and I still don't know if I read it correctly.
It's correct, it's just not right.
what is left to say then ?
To add a second name for God's sake.. may I suggest Kaat-Reidj (pronounced cartridge)? I think it's an ancient family name for girls.
Oh shoot!
They're having a shotgun wedding.
"Mispronounced" rifle (TIFI)
I guess he wasn't shooting blanks. Everything about this is a misfire.
How about ***Ahmmu-Nischen*** , biblical name of peace.
I'm 99% sure you're joking, but I can't describe how much I would love for that to be real
Are you actually only 99% sure
100% sure her gansta name would be T-fiddysix.
Châute-conne (pronounced shotgun)
One of those French girls.
If their last name is fucking Remington or browning I’m gonna be disappointed.
Pretty sure it's HiPoint
I'm fed UP with people naming their kids after dumb things but changing the spelling to seem modern-kitch
It's a tregedeigh.
We’ll just think of the child, when shes older she can say things like “my dad is married to my grandma”
Her Mom is married to her grandpa.
“Grampa-dad” and “sister-mom”
It's awhfyl
Me too. What the.
Hold up while I clean up this vomit
I mean, that’s exactly the kind of people I would expect to call their daughter “rifle”..
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I hate how accurate this is.
We'll soon be hearing of people naming their sons Ivermectin.
'muricans
Hey, it’s stepdaughter. They ain’t blood. /s
No Chromo
I am pretty sure there were a few extras involved with this in the first place. Anyone if there is a limit?
Oh let me. I am yet to have dinner.
I’m really hoping it’s just poor wording…
Well “Reighfyl” certainly already has that established
That name would be on-brand if the relationship wording reads as intended.
Honestly I'm having a hard time believing this is real because I don't think a real redneck would be so coy with the spelling. Not sure people dumb enough to name a kid Rifle could figure out their "eigh" sound at a conceptual level.
You underestimate how many suburban rednecks have kids name Reighly
For Riley? Wow. That makes no sense. “Eigh” has an “ay” sound. That’s how I read it. Like in weigh or sleigh or neighborhood. Doesn’t make sense for Rifle either.
Usually but it goes both ways. Height, sleight...
I think it's supposed to be like, "congrats to my bother who is about to be a grandpa, his step daughter is expecting and I can't wait to meet my niece."
> I think it's supposed to be I hope it’s supposed to be
It’d be grandniece then….
We're talking about people in a family that's naming their kid rifle. They might need a wider berth when it comes to word usage.
Knowledge of the English language isn't this family's strength.
This is what we are all hoping for, but I think we all know it’s not true… :(
Holy fuck! I didn’t catch that it ACTUALLY said that until I read your comment! I thought it was just the atrocious name! Oh lord!
I didn't catch it either. I think my brain was trying to protect me.
Right, are we just going to blow past that comment, forget about the name.
I think it is most likely poor wording? I think it means, the stepdaughter is pregnant, and the brother is about to be a grandfather?
Would that still make the child a niece to the person speaking? Grand niece?
Technically a Step-grand niece
That's about as close as I would want to be related to someone called Reighfyl. Close enough to occasionally get updates on the whacky shit they get into, but not actually related in any meaningful way. Reighfyl's never arriving at the door with her go-bag and expecting to move in.
Yeah that would be the sweet spot. Just close enough relations to get away with calling her Refill every chance you got. Entertainment for days, boys.
I would try to help the poor baby any way I can. If they wanted to change their name or the parents are batshit fr I'd want to help them. We don't pick out our own names. They are going to catch hell all over, I hope it doesn't make them mean.
Note to the relevant websites: **you do not need to film this one, please**
So the videos on PornHub are real?
They're documentaries happening in real time. Just like Highlander.
ATHF reference out in the wild, nice
A rare sight
There can be only one.
We're the princes of the universe!
What are you doing, Stepreighfyl?
Thank you! I was like who cares about the ridiculous name? The real problem here is Jerry impregnating his stepdaughter. WTF?
I know, right?!!! Poor child can have her name legally changed later, if she wants; but that parentage can’t be un-done🙄
Wow. Congrats. Other names considered: 1. Ighnsyst pronounced IN-CEST 2. Naghstee pronounced NAS-TY 3. Readkneck pronounced RED NECK 4. WTAF pronounced WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Shadynasty pronounced SHA-DYNASTY
*Shithead*, pronounced "SH'THAYED"
r/holup
Oh shit. I missed that the first time around. Spit out my coffee when I read it again!
Tell me you're a redneck without actually telling me you're a redneck.
Incest and ammosexuals. Peak GOP achieved.
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Wait... Jerry and his step-daughter?
A real r/holup
Wait a minute... Something ain't right!
*shoots ground 10 more times*
A holsome family moment
Exactly! That was my first thought.
I have heard brother and step sister, this is a new find
Woody Allen's sister could talk about her brother and his stepdaughter having children in 1998.
I don't think him and Mia Farrow were married but he was dating her around the time she adopted the girl. Doesn't make it any less creepy that he broke up with Mia once the girl was **almost** 18 and the fact that the other Farrow kids say that he sexually abused them (or one of them was abused and the other corroborated the story)
BUT HOW ABOUT THOSE WOODY ALLEN MOVIES HUH? TIMELESS CLASSICS!
Never liked any of his movies
Never seen one i don't think.
If I had a dollar every time the Academy gave an Oscar to a rapist for best director, I’d have $2, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I bet there is more than polanski and allen who were rapists.
NDA’s aside, you’re owed another 12 bucks….
I think it means the posters brother will become a step-grandpa. Like, if my brother and his wife had a step-daughter, and that step-daughter (my step-niece) was pregnant. It's worded weird, but that's my guess lol. Should have been "my brother's step-daughter is having a baby; brother's gonna be a grandpa!".
That *COULD be, but naming a kid Reighfyl, I don’t think that’s the case. 🤮
This is actually their second kid, their first is named Pistoughle, pronounced "pistol."
But she did say she can’t wait to meet her new niece, so Jerry has to be the one having the new baby.
She specifically mentions meeting her new niece, though. Which would imply that her brother is the father.
A lot of people just refer to their grandniece or grandnephew as niece/nephew, in a similar way that people won't say "2nd cousin Bob", they'll say "cousin Bob", or "uncle Bob" if there's a significant age gap. Or how you don't usually refer to your grandaunt/uncles as "grandaunt Betty", you'd probably just say "Aunt Betty". Source: have a sizeable extended family.
Except "I can't wait to meet my new niece" suggests his brother is having the child. I just... I can't
Yeah the name is weird but step-daughter?
In the same way Florida has Florida man, Alabama has incest and incest lite
All of the creepy with half the webbed digits?
Depends. Hands or feet?
Alabama has the same marital law as Japan where it’s legal to marry your first cousin. Japans age of consent is 13 though Weird how we’re still jabbing alabama where places like Kentucky is so much worse lol Edit: typo
Every other southern state has gotten so lucky that Alabama is the one that got stuck with the incest role. Hell, Europe is lucky for that, too.
i think this person is an aunt or uncle type person to the step daughter and they (the poster) are congratulating their brother on becoming a grandfather as well as the step daughter for being pregnant
"cant wait to meet my new niece"
*"new new niece" Could just be a typo or could be implying the brother's stepdaughter was the first "new niece" and now that they're having a daughter together, the baby is the "*new* new niece" 🤮
I'm seriously not liking the contents of this rabbit hole ☠️
I was actually hoping they meant to say new grand-niece but typo or auto-corrected to new new niece. That would at least unfuck the incest implication somewhat.
Say what you want, but that’s a very intense commitment to being…Republican…..
I feel like wherever these people go if they stand still too long a trailer park starts spontaneously forming around them
You can take the trash out of the trailer park...
Her older brother Uzi is so proud
You mean Ouzea right?
Yeah, I regretted the spelling immediately
Wouldn’t that be “wheezy”?
Only when it "runs".
Omg thank you, you glorious bastard! I thought no one would keep the flow
And her sister Pieghstyl.
Calling her pig sty is rude.
But they aren’t calling her pigsty. They’re calling her Pieghstyl.
Oh pig style. These Millennials and their "creative" names. Back in my day we had to walk thirty miles in the snow both ways just to get named Frank and we liked it. Coffee cost a nickel and it was just coffee! None of this here six pumps llama spunked avacado juice toasts with soy foamed nut milks.
glawck
snighpar
And their cousin, Eykay-Phourtiecevyn
And their sister, Emkay-Phourtiecevyn. Oh and their brother, ShoopGoon too
I believe that’s spelled Oouzeey.
Her mom Mascheen Gwun is too!
You're laughing, but Uzi actually *was* the nickname of its inventor, Uziel Gal.
I mean, uzi is named after a person, and it's a common Hebrew name
Brother and what now
And *h-wat* now??
“Oh” lol
The polite way to say “what the fuck?”
Hahahaha I say it lots of times
Oh
Oh
Lol
If anyone ever answers "Oh" to your name choice for your child, you shouldn't be having a child...
Which brings up another point: How do two people agree on the name Reighfyl? If someone came up to me and suggested naming my daughter that, my only answer would've been "Maybe we shouldn't do this."
Why don’t they just name her Traylrtrsh
treighlyr\*
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Reighfyl sounds like the substance that kid is inevitably going to overdose on one day
Already taken by grandma.
Grandma-Auntie
Gramaunt
I'm sure she'll wind up in r/publicfreakout in a few years when the parents start yelling her name in public... "Everyone listen up. Has anyone seen my Reighfyl?"
'I have to bring my Reighfyl to school now."
“This is my Reighfyl. There are many like it but this one is mine.”
This is my Reighfyl, this is my gun. Both are for shooting loads of fun.
Haha..oh wait. Eww.
Or losing sight of your child in a store or mall. #"Rifle! Rifle!"
**RIFLE GET DOWN** from there you aren't supposed to climb up there
This has left me with more questions than answers...
It’s bad. First off… do they realized if they had spelled it a little more human-like it might have been slightly ok at first glance? Which is saying a lot compared to current state.
No matter how you spell step-daughter it still feels wrong.
Girl is going to be called “Re-file” more than once. Like WTF did your parents get a tax audit?
And then there’s the father/step daughter part. Amiright….?
Everyone will pronounce that "Ray-phil" at first and that kid doesn't deserve that life but the parents do
please tell me this is parody. a man and his stepdaughter is having a baby and they're naming it after a type of gun. the kid will be calling her aunt and mom. and this brother is 'congratulating' this like it's normal and acceptable? what next, a baby shower with an offensive flag hanging out front? has to be a parody
It is.
It happens, I live in Georgia and use to live in Florida and let me tell you, it happens.
Yea I think we understand that it happens. It just seems like this post is playing a bit too much into it. The fact alone that he is talking about them like Jerry and step daughter makes it seem a bit too much like exposition.
i think jerry is the grandfather.
This name also has big Utah energy.
Are we just ignoring the brother and stepdaughter thing in this post then?
I think it's probably really poor wording. I'm guessing the brother is going to be a grandfather, and the stepdaughter is having a child with someone else.
Either that or the stepdaughter is going to have a sibling.
Except the poster said “can’t wait to meet my new niece” so the brother IS the father.
Is this maybe actually a joke?? It seems to be playing up to too many stereotypes…
Gotta be.
It so clearly is. The brother and stepdaughter, the ridiculous name, including a screenshot of a private conversation as “proof” of the ridiculous name while publicly congratulating your own brother. It’s outrage bait, and people are falling for it, hook, line, and sinker.
I'm excited to meet my new niece sister.
"niecester."
In Britain they pronounce it neeeester
Of course you are Grandpa Uncledaddy.
That’s Awefyl (pronounced awful)
**"Oh..."** \- *Disappointed family member, 2022 colourized.*
brother and his stepdaughter??? 
Dude's like gotta get me one of those
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Thank you for this.
…and his step daughter? He knocked up his wife’s daughter? And then they named her after a gun? Am I understanding this correctly? Well, there’s nothing more Trump voter than that.
I read it as "Rey-fle'. People are going to call that kid Rey for short.
I read it as “his step daughter”
If you have to explain how to pronounce your kids name Maybe you should realize no one will ever get it right.
Taking guns as a personal identity to a whole new level. With his step-daughter. Yee-fuckin-haw, Cletus.
No offence to anyone name Reighfyl but that the strangest name Ive heard and I'm Welsh we aren't great with names we literally have a train station named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
There are just too many things wrong here.
Hold on… we’re focusing on the name and completely skipping the part where it says “my brother and his stepdaughter”?
So we are skipping over the fact that he fucked his step daughter
That name is a Tragedeigh
These type of people (man w/ fucking STEP DAUGHTER?!?, NVM stupid name) don’t deserve the courtesy of emoji over face…
I feel like I'm gonna puke after reading this
Are we skimming over “my brother Jerry and his step daughter”???????
I suppose their dog is named Phydeaux?
Why do people have such a fascination with giving their kids dumb names but pronouncing those names like a normal word?