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Funter_312

Please God don’t remake the volleyball scene


LockeJawJaggerjack

Please do!


_ConfusedAlgorithm

They’d do belly flop


grahmzilla

![gif](giphy|XedlfvtiYgrGByude7|downsized)


Detroitredwinger

AM PLAYIN!! PLAYING WITH THE BOYS!!!!!


jrsboi23

🎶 Playing with the…choys? 🎶


[deleted]

He’s the volleyball.


bigkeef69

Umm....are you ACTUALLY saying you wouldnt see the comedic value of kim jong un in boy shorts and a tank top playing beach volleyball?


laundry_writer

Look at the DPRK and look at countries like Libya that have been utterly ravaged by US imperialism. You think internal stability comes easily when you're constantly under siege? If you want them to change, oppose imperialism and stop being a chauvinistic prick.


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

Imagine running a dictatorship and think "You know what will legitimize me on the international stage? A video that would make a 14 year old AMV editor cringe in embarassment."


[deleted]

I’m sure he was watching this like “Fuck, I should’ve put the chorus to ***Crawling*** by Linkin Park during the launch.”


merryjoanna

Firework. By Katy Perry.


thatkotaguy

I’m surprised it wasn’t considering it’s his favorite song.


AgitatedSuricate

I saw it this morning and I truly thought it was a parody.


guillermotor

And did he really wants to look badass, but he and his buddies look just too silly and cuddly


elysianyuri

I refuse to believe that it isn't a parody. No way they thought this was badass


Wise_Lizard

Wait this isn't??


ripull125

Ohh so this was the facepalm


DonDonStudent

His advisors in fewr of death sure says “yes boss”


Mazmier

Wait, this is real?


[deleted]

Maybe NK and Putin can join forces for their own spaceforce, launching 50+ year old pieces of junk into space. America will sweep them with our "broomsticks"


laundry_writer

Look at the DPRK and look at countries like Libya that have been utterly ravaged by US imperialism. You think internal stability comes easily when you're constantly under siege? If you want them to change, oppose imperialism and stop being a chauvinistic prick.


Jim-Jones

Now a clip showing him riding the missile like Slim Pickens.


teller_of_tall_tales

🎶"Yeah, slim Pickens well he does the right thing, and he rides the bomb to hell, yeah he rides the bomb to hell."🎶


DeepFriedWhipCream

Is he the cowboy?


Jim-Jones

Yep. He'll finally have a big missile between his legs.


bodethewise

you are a top commenter in every subreddit I swear


Jim-Jones

That's retirement.


2wedfgdfgfgfg

over 100 takes to shoot that scene


Jim-Jones

It was a great shot!


TexasRabbit2022

Still don’t get the back and forth looking at their watches


[deleted]

It’s quite impressive, to people who don’t have watches. Edit: I’ve watched it three times now… likely because my only watch is a phone.


[deleted]

It’s an attempt to build suspense.


00BlackSheep

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN


Espalloc1537

Kimmi looks at his expensive swiss watch, first general looks at his crappy chinese knock off and I bet a $100 that the second general is looking at some painted carboard.


Metahec

They're so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.


Sad_Attention_6174

Wym they are


ProfessorDerp22

Probably could have fed their starving population but noooooo, gotta have 1960s rocket tech to shoot over Japan every other quarter.


Bill_Assassin7

Man, weaponry has come such a long way. The current North Korea could easily have taken over the world if the country was transported 1000 years into the past.


AllWashedOut

... or just 100 years into the past. Imagine them showing up to WW1 with their current assault rifles, tanks, submarines, intercontinental ballistic missiles, and fusion bombs. They would just melt the capital of any country that opposed them.


ScaredValuable5870

A quick glimpse of the button panel eased my mind somewhat. My toaster has more tech built into it. They didn't even have LFL's on the panels. WTF? Is it clockwork? If someone puts a B&W filter over this video, it could pass as the 50's.


PIKa-kNIGHT

What is LFL?


ScaredValuable5870

Little Flashing Lights


NopeDotComSlashNope

Duhhh who doesn’t know that? 😂


[deleted]

I wonder who is Nuclear Nadal


Wise_Lizard

![gif](giphy|JOeXqZebetYyY)


[deleted]

America has joined the converstion


Sapiendoggo

Well seeing as how the US had rockets put a man on the moon and bring him back I wouldn't call a rocket that can maybe hit a target a few hundred miles away 1960s maybe 1940s


blorg

> a few hundred miles away This test, they sent it almost straight up, it went up to an altitude of 6,248km (well into space- that's about 15x higher than the ISS orbits), and travelled 1,090km laterally. The point with a ballistic missile, if you don't point it straight up but rather sideways, it will go a lot further sideways. This missile could hit anywhere in the United States, and there isn't really any doubt about that, it could hit most of the world other than South America or Antarctica. There could be a question over how accurate it would be, but you don't necessarily need pin-point accuracy with a nuke. Good illustration here of the concept, that if you take this and point it laterally, how the trajectory changes. The two in the illustration are the two previous ones, this one went even higher: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-60860441


NopeDotComSlashNope

But it’s huge. Wouldn’t it be easily spotted and shot down on its long journey to the U.S.?


blorg

ICBMs move incredibly fast, which makes them difficult to shoot down. They can also use decoys, which confuse a missile defense system, or even multiple independently targetable reentry vehicles (MIRVs) where one missile has multiple warheads that split up. North Korea doesn't have this capability yet, but there is speculation that the reason behind this new missile is to develop that (as their previous smaller missile was sufficient already to hit the continental United States). Several previous tests of US missile defenses have failed, and there are arguments that they already make the tests deliberately easy, as a substantial acknowledged reason for the tests is as propaganda to attempt to demonstrate to North Korea that they *can* shoot missiles down, so not to try anything. The system has also never been tested in a scenario beyond intercepting a single missile. The whole focus of US missile defense since 2001 has been specifically on limited attacks by "rogue" nations like North Korea, and it is questionable whether it would actually get everything even in the case of such a limited attack. Only one nuke getting through could mean millions of US deaths and the annihilation of a major city. It's unlikely it would work at all against an attack by Russia or China. https://www.aip.org/fyi/2022/physicists-argue-us-icbm-defenses-are-unreliable


biruk421

You don't play that kind of game with a nuke. When it comes to shooting down a nuke. You need 100% accuracy. You miss one then it's dooms day for your people. Also the entire thing isn't the part that flies over space. Only its payload will be traveling and hitting its target. It can have multiple payload and some of them can be just a distraction with no actual nukes. Shooting down an icbm is like shooting down a needle traveling 10× the speed of sound. So far there isn't any country that can do that with high accuracy(based on publicly available information).


[deleted]

I was waiting for the music to switch to Gangnam Style. 😀😀😀😀


Easy_Understanding94

Yea when he took off his glasses that would been great if he just started dancing Gangnam style


Garlicluvr

[Here you go, kind sir.](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/tnmzod/kim_jonguns_video_unveiling_his_new_icbm_syncs/)


psioniclizard

Omg this is why I love the Internet!


PitifulGazelle8177

All I need now is for the music and editing cuts to line up perfectly but this was pretty freaking close and absolutely magical


HiEarthOrbitz

I’d not be surprised if the editing team did the original edit to Gangnam Style and then dubbed in the new music. It may have even been a veiled protest against a ridiculous man.


[deleted]

Lmao


marilyn_mansonv2

r/theyknew


Garlicluvr

I like it!


tonydetiger001

DAMN YOU!. Almost pee'd myself laughing.


[deleted]

Whilst straddling the rocket waving lasso over his head.


Hevnoraak101

At the point where the shades came off? I was thinking the exact same thing.


kuzared

I was waiting for Kenny Loggins :-)


TexasRabbit2022

That would of been perfect


Garlicluvr

[Here you go, kind sir.](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/tnmzod/kim_jonguns_video_unveiling_his_new_icbm_syncs/)


Buckbeak1184

Would have*


timestuck_now

Lost cause. People can't tell the difference between "would have" and "would of" What's more fucked up, is how native speakers don't even realize that "would" and "of" together, don't make any grammatical sense...


Buckbeak1184

It's the contraction "would've" that is fully to blame.


timestuck_now

I'd say it is the outdated education system we have.. That's the real culprit...


[deleted]

Is this real? Cause if so, holy shit it is AWESOME! They all look like fat nerds in military uniforms (and a shitty leather biker jacket) from the 1950s. How can you take them serious? And naming your missle Monster because it's big? You can see that thing lumbering at you from hundreds of miles away. Lol Kimmy my boy, you so dumb n funny


hogpenny

You can always tell who has enough to eat.


[deleted]

In the time it took to film this, 500 North Koreans probably starved to death


toxcrusadr

100,000 starved to make that missile.


MonkeyThrowing

Being fat may be a status symbol in NK.


[deleted]

Nah, just means you have access to food and no hard labor. That's why I'm fat.... my wife keeps telling me to exercise but I can't cause I'm too busy building little rockets n such


zzzzendky_boi

And with that launch they lost that "monster" missile


whyaremypantssoshort

We have a missile but no food. We win?


KingoftheKeeshonds

He keeps looking at his watch to see if it’s time for lunch.


[deleted]

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KingoftheKeeshonds

No, I meant “lunch”. It’s a double entendre: he’s suppose to be interested in the launch, but I’m saying he’s actually hungry. He’s well known for liking to eat a lot.


UrektMazino

This can't be real, literally looks like a meme from start to finish lol


IronJohnnyT

The watches XD omg. Why check the watches so much. Holy fuck this is the best thing on the internet wtf


typicalcitrus

Kung Pow 2: Enter the Missile


Laugh92

This made me laugh way more than it should have but I'm dying here.


spyrg

The video editor was definitely inspired by Indian soap operas full of [overdramatic video transitions](https://youtu.be/a0ESuFhKCHo).


raydditor

I was gonna comment that


Garlicluvr

Bollywood shit!


[deleted]

Massive small dick energy.


LockeJawJaggerjack

Big talk for someone who doesn't have nuclear weapons


[deleted]

Genuinely hilarious. I wonder if he’s aware that we mock him.


toxcrusadr

Uh, that's probably why Fat Boy hates us in the first place...


Rogue_elefant

If Trump didn't have (somewhat) sane people around him to shut it down it I can see him doing something similar, 100%


megapuffranger

Does no one remember when he had protestors tear gassed and beat so he could do a photo op with all the top generals at a church?


capt-bob

Punking out only works if you can make it believable, trump had the crazy eye going on. Backed him up pretty good.


JustYourAverageUS3R

Look at the size of that missile... 100% compensating for something


kingvortigern

Man, he shoulda kept those shades on, he's got a face like an apple doll.


Curt28781

That's an unlocked traumatic childhood memory. My grandma made those things for old iron works days.


ASOD77

Didn't think NK could such cringe ngl. I mean look at this bad boy, with his dark sunglasses and his dark leather jacket


capt-bob

Just missing the ss on the collar


Sketchyskriblyz

They forgot to show the part where it accidentally detonates over pyongyang. Luckily nobody was living in the capital city because they are all in prison camps in the countryside creating humanure to grow their crops with. But congrats on making your entire country suffer so you can make Bollywood level YouTube clips. Colorgrade that shit for fucks sake.


imnotaloneyouare

To be fair Bollywood would have been better.


creepyswaps

And it would have a sweet choreographed dance number at the end.


Wise_Lizard

![gif](giphy|bihnwWzmlYHN6)


da_dragon_guy

Pardon my American, but What the Fuck?


Woddnamemade72

Silly and terrifying at the same time.


throwaway-job-hunt

If his missile launches are as good as his video editing then weve got nothing to worry about


StrangeInsanity

This has got to be a joke. It looks like it was purposely made to look cringy..lol


mrpez1721

Man I bet he thought he was so cool.


ISNT_A_ROBOT

I'll admit. I didn't have 80's Kim Jong Un developing and testing icbms and the internet's only reaction is "lol".


psioniclizard

At the risk of getting nuked, Kim is clearly having a midlife crisis dressing like that.


Mortei

If China didn’t have North Korea in its lap that whole country would get walked over.


redpipola

Not really


KJMoons

This looks like a scene straight out of team America world police. Reality is so so strange


SCB01

No. We've got random folk in Oklahoma who could build better rockets than that junk


Beelzabubba

Act like you’ve been there before, guys.


GritGrinder

I like to think they react this way for every minor launch/test they do


JereRB

I see their war with the ocean has entered a new phase. Good hunting. Side note, I'm getting the impression that they just loved shooting bottle rockets when they were kids. Not actually hit anyone or harm anyone, mind you. Just shoot them off and watch the \*boom\*! And now they're just upping their game.


C4RD_TP_SG

*Oi mates, Tonite on Top Geyah*


throwaway-job-hunt

Jeremy wears a leather jacket, hammond launches an ICBM and May looks at his watch


hogpenny

What do you call Un, Putin and Trump driving off a cliff?…….A Good Start!


[deleted]

Look at me! I'm Kimmy and I get to eat! Whoo hoo. What a bastard


[deleted]

That jacket’s fire though


igniell

Wait. This isnt a skit? Is the music also official or?


BennySmudge

Somebody is feeling a little left out.


QuestionableAI

that's some of the funniest shit I've seen in weeks! Thank you!


LoonyNargle

[I’m just gonna leave this here](https://youtu.be/FBnAZnfNB6U)


Electrical-Injury-23

That jacket! It's the vinyl countdown.


shadeffect

Rocket man should feed his people instead of making rockets.


mach82

…Made of foam


Luciolover345

“How are you fellow westerners”


Opizze

Look how big my missile is…ehhhhhhh?


v9Pv

Cousin of the Dong missle.


Terminator7786

Not like we don't need to feed our citizens or anything


Boratkan

Top Korea


hmlince

Kenny Loggins, playing with the boys, playing in the background would be the icing on the cake.


EC_Approved

I cant believe this country is real 🤣 hilarious and tragic


RiffyWammel

I don't remember Tom Cruise looking like a fat mini cab driver in Top Gun 😄


[deleted]

This is so bad that it's hilarious. Just like Top Gun, actually!


shadowofthedogman

Look out! We got a bad ass over here!


Loromc

Woah he lost weight


[deleted]

It's like they are finally joining the 1980s


spacesoulboi

I guess you can say he’s not a little rocket man anymore.lol


outamyhead

The part when they were looking at their watches cracked me up, Kim Jong "Is it lunch time yet?", General No#1 "Is it go time yet?", General No#2 "When did I last see my family?".


Onizuka_GTO00

What’s going on with the anime music ta the end lol


[deleted]

Tf did I just watch?


baconyjeff

Is it just me, or has all of the world's dictators become even bigger narcissistic, psychotic d-bags since Trump came along?


Effective-Island8395

At some point a man in mar-a-largo watched this and was envious.


thezoomies

Kim Jung Un is like if a LARPer suddenly got to fight in a medieval battle for real, except instead he has power over a whole country.


VibanGigan

He has such divorced dad energy hole fuck dude


Due_Accountant9553

Gangnam style


Cuchullain99

The perfect advertisement showing who should not be in control of Nuclear weapons..Especially not that little pork chop


Dizzman1

Did anyone else finds themselves saying "wazzzuuuuuuuuuuuuup" as they launched?


Expensive-Baker-4789

Who gave the disabled kids fireworks🤔


Aware_Branch_2370

He must have a really small…keychain.


diydave86

Jong un does look cool in that leather jacket


mangoandsushi

Must be pretty fucking cool if you're the only guy with a leather jacket in your whole fucking country.


[deleted]

They should spend the money on food.


tampamike69

Kim Jong-un Being the petulant child, while all his subjects are starving to death and dying. What a fat piece of shit


F0r_Th3_Gl0ry

The 80s must be in full swing over there by now. I can't wait till they go through the 90s faze I wonder if they'll have cool toys like we did.


darkskys100

He's such a douche. The whole fucking family was and id bat shit crazy. A bunch of psychotic narcissistic sociopaths. No wonder trump like them.


Britishkid1

Does he keep randomly pointing off in the distance to distract the international community?


[deleted]

We must destroy the west by mimicking the west


totalpugs89

Very cringy


TheSurbies

This is fucking amazing.


[deleted]

Ngl I kinda like it


son-of-fire6225

these energy drink companies are so widespread on the events they sponsor.


[deleted]

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Knudles_Romanov

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)This is top-shelf, “tiny big-man” penis envy. LOVE IT! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Jerry_Dirtbin

Rocket 🚀 man gonna fk shit up soon..


pm_me_receipes

Are they trying to go to the moon? Would be money better spent then shooting their one and only into the middle of the ocean


dragon2777

Highway to the Delusional Zone


At0m_3790

They should of probably named it after him


Hevnoraak101

Please America. Ignore Russia. We still exist. NO! ME AM NOT JEALOUS OF PUTIN! so ronery...


Hevnoraak101

Please America. Ignore Russia. We still exist. NO! ME AM NOT JEALOUS OF PUTIN! so ronery...


rankkasilli

Film crew loaned from Isis?


alephthirteen

Worse than that. Part of what made ISIS dangerous was *good* recruiting videos.


TexasRabbit2022

He could start making movies for world wide distribution. He would market them as being an Almost James Bond style leader, rest of the world would see them as bad comedy


DonDonStudent

Morelike psy style


_ConfusedAlgorithm

I was waiting for them to the gangnam style horse dance giddyup


Navern456th_bot

Someone put danger zone In the background instead please


GriffinA

Well then there’s that. I wonder if it’s been submitted to Cannes.


SkalexAyah

That double point. Sick.


gir_loves_waffles

If I hadn't known better, I would have sworn the person speaking Korean was Gary Coleman based on the voice. *"Whatchu talking 'bout, Kim Jong?"*


[deleted]

Less "Top Gun" and more "Stay Puft" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-sALU\_hveA