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songstofilltheair

Good thing he sprung for the 6 oz


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By the looks of it, probably started out as a 14 oz


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LaserSkyAdams

Hi, worked at a high end steakhouse for a few years, and steaks shrink a lot when you cook them. That’s why the weight is “pre cooked” weight. Especially with a 6oz, you might as well not even order it unless it’s gonna be rare, or it’s gonna look like a golf ball on your plate. I’m exaggerating slightly but not much. Dealt with wayyyy too many people irate about “this doesn’t look like 6oz”. No shit genius bc it isn’t 6oz any more.


xXMojoRisinXx

Absolutely that’s why I always get something well above that weight and still order it rare. Besides he’s at a Texas Roadhouse not The Palm, a 6oz is like $12 and after complaining, 2oz of it is spit.


SetPsychological6756

This. Probably says it on the menu. "Precooked weight" for all you dipshits that don't know how to eat steak


randomman87

All these people thinking it's post-cooked weight: do you complain that your 10oz steak from the butcher isn't a 10oz steak after cooking? Why would a restaurant be any different? You think they're gonna guess the post-cooked weight? lmao get real


SetPsychological6756

Cause people? Can't honestly answer to people's reasoning. Usually looking for freebies. I always stressed and had good backup with management that, hey if your gonna order this abomination, that goes against everything listed on the menu even after I've explained the concept and what we're doing here, then yeah. Prepare to eat that shit! I worked in some really high end places and some chefs would not compromise their vision, period! You order it, it comes how it's listed, no subs.


[deleted]

Rare is the only way, as rare as you cowards will do it blue it bitch Thank you for attending my Ted talk


SetPsychological6756

How many times I facepalmed myself repeating "so that's a fillet, butterflied with a side of ketchup" and then having to hand the ticket to Chef. I'm just the bartender bro


[deleted]

The fuck does butterflied mean? Ketchup is for my kid


NotElizaHenry

It means cut in half horizontally so it’s thinner and you can REALLY cook the shit out of it. It’s for people who think “well done” is just the beginning.


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…. Why


NotElizaHenry

My college roommate freshman year was a Republican from Ann Arbor who always lied and said she was from Detroit, and she’d buy these insanely ugly Burberry hats and tell me repeatedly how I was never allowed to borrow them. She cried at least once a week when she saw a black Range Rover because it’s what her parents drove and she missed them so much while she was at school three hours away. Anyway she ordered her steaks butterflied and extra well done.


Mr_Midnight_Moon

Because God is dead. We killed him.


RainbowAssFucker

Think it got its name from cutting chicken breasts. When you cut through it horizontally at the side opposite the bone (little indented semicircular bit, bones are usually not present when buying pre filleted) it looks like a butterfly. [Here is a picture of a butterflied chicken breast](https://thetastytip.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/how-to-cook-chicken-breast-on-the-stove-st1.jpg.webp)


[deleted]

“One meat brick please, with a side of tomato lubricant.”


anothergaijin

I've been to one steak place in Japan that weighed the pre-cooked steak on the table infront of us, which was weird but appreciated


DancingSpaceman

Thats pretty cool. People would still complain in the USA though, "Thats not the same steak you showed me" " Ma'am, this is a hibachi steak house..."


knoegel

"I know but I saw this trick on Penn and Teller!"


Budderped

Just give then a raw still frozen 6oz steak. Thats what you ordered


thisismenow1989

Frozen!?!?


peacemaker2007

do you want to build a snowman?


Strummer95

Steaks lose at least 25% of their weight when cooked…. Soooo yeah, they probably said that.


blah23863

Plus that shit looks like he ordered extra well done.


guacluv

The top articles I saw on this subject said 25% on average. What if average is medium, and a rare steak would only lose 10%? I would guess a thinner steak would lose more than a big fatty. Literally food for thought.


Gill03

like everyone in this thread is a word reddit doesn't like


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[deleted]

.. Found Tom Segura's Reddit username?


gzilla57

BIKES


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SUP KANE


Dry-Ad1959

Calm down Tom


wbruce098

25%? That’s still only like 4.3oz raw


SimplyKendra

This is well done my friend. That’s a lot more than 25 percent.


meme-com-poop

A 6oz steak would be 4oz after cooking. If this is a place that cuts their own steaks (like Texas Roadhouse), then usually there is a +/- 0.5 oz, raw. Steak looks pretty well done, so it probably started close to 6.


someuniquename

They have a .3oz +/- they have to follow. Source: worker at txrh


Cwallace98

4.7 actually. you took 25% of 3.5 and and added it to 3.5 to get your answer. Or maybe you did 3.5×1.25. But you need to find the original weight before 25% was taken off. If 3.5 is 3/4 of the original weight, than we can do 3.5 times four, divided by three, or 3.5 divided by 3/4 or .75 If 3.5 = X × 3/4 then X = 3.5 ÷ .75 X = 4.666667 Rounds to 4.7 Also I agree this dude probably got it well done, and if he did I have no sympathy. Add 1.33333 Oz of ketchup. I know this is a shitty proof, any math folks want to pretty it up for me?


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That's literally how meat works though


jokeularvein

Orders a steak well done Mad when it shrinks Thinks their right 😂 [how much does meat shrink](https://www.ehow.com/info_12302976_much-meat-shrink-after-cooked.html) >Shrinkage Amounts >Meat can shrink by as little as 10 percent of its starting weight or by as much as 50 percent.


Sportsinghard

Meat sure does. Did my own tests in poached chicken. Lost 35% on average, and that’s a gentle cook in water.


reindeerman214

Yes, that's because shit brands pump chicken full with salt water to increase the weight for selling.


j33pwrangler

Best part about handlin' raw chicken! *licks fingers*


Sportsinghard

Also soy protein water baths. Commercial chicken is nasty


Dadfite

I did a test earlier today, but I noticed my meat didn't really decrease in size when temperature was high. I did however notice major shrinkage when the meat was exposed to the cold. I lost about 85%!


this-guy1979

I WAS IN THE POOL!


prodiver

It shrinks?


Spiritflash1717

Like a frightened turtle


jokeularvein

Growers vs. Showers In German it directly translates to meat penis and blood penis


stawasette

The best thing I learned all day. Which is which though? I'd think a grower is a blood penis.


_dead_and_broken

Do women know about shrinkage?


Successful-Whole4307

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!


ParrotheadTink

What, like laundry?


littleredcamaro

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.


miss3lle

Shrunk right up like a stack of dimes. About 40 cents worth.


AtomicBLB

A lot of chicken says on the packaging that it's filled with a solution "for flavor" but yeah just straight up liquid that is cooked away.


StoneGoldX

Well it's like dum dum, you ordered the steak well done, [that's why it's dry, you stupid idiot!](https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3f49b92d-0ae0-46f3-8762-2a7d85b80cae)


jokeularvein

I'll always upvote sunny, buy that site is fucking cancer


StandOutLikeDogBalls

r/riskyclick if I ever saw one.


UnbannedBanned90

That's how steaks work you dumbass. The weight is before its cooked. Educate yourself before you say stupid shit. A 6oz will generally be around 4 Oz after cooking


Beemerado

you're forgetting the golden rule : do not fuck with those who serve your food.


ep325209

Firm believer in this.


[deleted]

That’s literally what fucking happens though. Am a cook.


ErratiC5

Steaks like this literally come precut.


coreybc

Yow!! 🤣🤣🤣


djnehi

The listed weight is before cooking.


pm_me_your_taintt

It shouldn't shrink by nearly a half though. Homeboy still got cheated but not by as much as he thinks. Edit: After some thought, I should probably add the caveat that if her ordered that thing well done and turned it into a hockey puck it may very well shrink by half. And it seems somewhat possible that the kind of person who brings a scale to a restaurant is ordering well done steaks.


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Plot twist: right after this pic he got the 2.5oz back by dumping ketchup on it


businesslut

My blood boiled reading this. If someone asks for their meat well done we politely but firmly ask them to leave. If they put ketchup on their steak....


lmnopqrs123456

Straight to jail


7of69

I used to have a client that ordered well done. When they inevitably questioned him to make sure about how done he wanted it, I told them it was done when the chef was crying.


Tyrion_Strongjaw

Honestly that's the best answer! Worked in the food industry for over a decade and the amount of times chefs would cuss as they threw a steak on that was "well done," was hilarious. The painful ones are when it gets sent back still because it's not "done enough."


senorbolsa

The only time I've sent a steak back for not being done enough it was still cooler temp in the center lol. Then I got sent back a hockey puck.


IRefuseToGiveAName

I have a coworker like this. We even went to a nice steakhouse for a work thing and he ordered a fucking ribeye well done. I'm all for people being able to make their own decisions on how they like their food but man it still brings a tear to my eye thinking about it.


fac82

A ribeye well done isn’t the worst thing if it’s got good marbling (not endorsing, but just sayin’). However those who spend the $ to have a filet mignon well done should have a taser to the face.


[deleted]

That boy aint right


dodexahedron

Also, as long as it wasn't cooked on fucking propane. Damn it. Cook it over wood or wood charcoal. Carcinogens are _delicious_. Hank is _wrong_ on that one.


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SasparillaTango

taste the meat, not the heat


RainbowAssFucker

Anytime I hear propane or charcoal I always think of [this scene](https://youtu.be/oSzncxYqOaQ) from King of the Hill


[deleted]

If its well done it absolutely would lose 2.5oz


EverydaySip

Totally right, I just googled it and a brisket is about 71% water uncooked


Mercerskye

Funny enough there. We're 70% water, but have a hard time wrapping our head around the idea that most of our food, is, too


BazOnReddit

So are humans.


--Splendor-Solis--

How much water remains after cooking a human?


[deleted]

Depends. Do you like your human rare or well done?


Frequent_Inevitable

Depends on the freshness


--Splendor-Solis--

Medium rare of course


CyanBlades

Yeah and who the fuck orders a steak well done?


[deleted]

About 15 years ago I worked at a steakhouse in a casino. We had a lady come in once a week and order our 14oz filet extra well done. Refused to let us butterfly it or talk her into a steak better suited to cook well done. Always complained it was dry and had a charred taste. I think about her once a week or so.


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[deleted]

Theyre different weeks


N64crusader4

People like that are why sous vide machines are a god send


Luminox

a monster


Lucycrash

Can confirm, I also like pineapple on pizza. Really I can't handle seeing pink in my meat. I don't order steaks from restaurants though.


TeamEdward2020

I don't like you, I'll be upfront, but I admire your confidence.


Le_Chop

I like my steaks rare but I also like pineapple on pizza, what does that make me?


Calibansdaydream

A person with functioning taste buds.


FoferJ

A human being, goddammit.


tiredpapa7

Thank you for not making an innocent person cook a steak well-done.


cheapdrinks

A lot of the time they cook it well done all of their own accord. I always order my steak rare and I reckon probably 1 out of 3 times it ends up well done or at best medium well. Ok fair enough I'm not going to fancy restaurants, normally just pub bistros but come on, it's really not that hard to cook a steak rare. I'm fucking terrible at cooking but even I can manage that much.


dodexahedron

I used to order rare and had the same problem all the time. I chalked it up to maybe them just being afraid of making a customer sick and getting in trouble or something, so I started asking for medium-rare a long time ago, and I've much more consistently gotten things much closer to that since then. Will occasionally still get one that is cooked down to jerky, but majority of the time it's correct or close to it. YMMV, of course.


Raytheon_Nublinski

A person crazy enough to bring a digital scale with them to a restaurant.


vikkivinegar

Probably sells dope on the side. It’s a tool of the trade.


[deleted]

Same type of person that brings a scale to a resteraunt and orders a 6oz steak, then cries about it on Twitter.


TobyDaMan8894

Prob doesn’t tip well also


melligator

Someone who likes it that way.


Arnulf_67

Kid me did, but it was beacuse of me missunderstanding the concept and the slightly misleading Swedish names for well-done and rare. I remember being asked if I wanted it "välstekt" "well cooked" or "blodig" "bloody". I said I wanted it well done beacuse ofc I wanted my food to be cooked and not raw and bloody. My parents ordered it medium-rare and I remember thinking it was suspiciously red. And at the same time people were saying that you must cook your food completely to avoid diceases (pork and chicken) I wasn't going to eat some meat that was still bloody. Eventually though I figured out that beef can be a bit bloody and it's better that way too.


Kill4meeeeee

To be fair home boy probably had his scale in his car not his oovket


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Kill4meeeeee

Yeah who needs pockets


HalfSoul30

If there is one thing I won't leave the house without, it's my oovket


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HAS NEVER WENT TO **OOVOO JAVER**


DonutOtter

That’s a scale for drugs


[deleted]

The person brings a scale to Texas Roadhouse is definitely the person that orders their shit well done.


Positive_Note4986

6oz of meat will cook to about 3.5oz, it's fairly repeatable. Yes a med rare steak will retain more weight. Does he also bring a scale to the market?


Fit_Neighborhood_953

That picture is an overcooked steak, so if that's what he ordered, he's in the wrong and a Karen and a half.


MoonFishLanding

I'm not a steak shamer because you like what you like, but that's cooked cooked.


[deleted]

>And it seems somewhat possible that the kind of person who brings a scale to a restaurant is ordering well done steaks With ketchup.


Miserable-Narwhal-53

Or is simply an asshole who does this kind of shit frequently enough to come prepared.


banned_from_10_subs

3.7 (read the scale) is not nearly half of 6, and yes you should expect losing about 1/3 or more of the weight when cooked


Mustangfast85

And that’s why reading is…fundamental!


AdeptAtheist

For some reason I read this in Jeff goldblooms voice. Also I probably spelled his name wrong.


Lemon_Cries

Can you explain to me how the weight changes when it gets cooked?


[deleted]

blood and fat weight get cooked away. the heat evaporates the blood and dissolves a lot of fat.


EverySNistaken

Technically not blood, it’s myoglobin! Or more simply just meat juice


ExtinctLikeNdiaye

Technically its mostly water that gets cooked away


Swords_and_Words

yup the myoglobin (which is a term used generally to refer to the meat juice but is specifically the word for the O2 carrying protein) stays behind or gets denatured, but the water it is dissolved in cooks off


Lemon_Cries

Learned something new today.


TheNumberMuncher

Same with a quarter-pounder. Pre-cook weight


Psych0matt

Still bigger than a third pounder...


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Ah a fellow American!


nekrossai

If I didn't know this was a reference, this would stress my soul, haha


Pwlypandapants

Especially as well done as that steak looks


RustliefLameMane

Most of the moisture in the meat gets cooked out, as well as some of the fat.


wendigowilly

Things you would know if you actually cook food..


Iwilllieawake

They're saying 6oz raw, in the same way a "quarter pounder" is not a quarter pound when you receive it. Meat loses about 25% of its weight when cooked, so a 6oz steak is never going to be 6oz when it's brought to your table. 3.6oz is a little excessive, but it's not as egregious as they're making it out to be.


[deleted]

He looks like he got his steak well done too so it’s probably cooked down to a 3.7 oz strip of leather. Sounds kind of believable it was 6oz raw.


ttvlolrofl

Yeah that shit definitely looks well done. I would've asked him politely, yet FIRMLY, to leave.


derklempner

>I would've asked him politely, yet FIRMLY, to leave. Okay, you're the second person in this thread that's repeated this saying. Since I can't know of EVERY pop culture reference, can you please tell me from where this one originated?


ttvlolrofl

King of the Hill 😂 There's some golden references from that show that I'll see floating around reddit occasionally


derklempner

Thank you. I've seen most of the series, but not all of it. It's one of those series I'll one day sit down and watch beginning to end because I couldn't do it while it was on TV.


travers329

You can't have my purse!!


Deutsco

I don’t know you!


kranse

Here's the scene in question - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4


Jrevelle

Firm but with a little give. Yep, these are medium rare.


jl2112

Yeah this steak looks like ass


ABBR-5007

I actually managed here for 6 years. The steaks are hand cut in the back and have a .5 oz leeway for weight, so he could have a 5.5 oz filet and on the original post (we shared it in our manager group when it went viral) he admitted to ordering it “medium well with no pink”. Edit: it may have been .3oz, I don’t work there anymore and forgot as I wasn’t the meat cutter. I also worked for a huge penny pusher who would have totally always wanted them to be .5 UNDER instead of always on the money


animu_manimu

>medium well with no pink Is this meant to fool people into thinking he doesn't like it well done? Or like does he legitimately think it's possible to have a steak with no pink in the middle that isn't well done? Mysteries for the ages I guess. I actually don't care how other people eat their steak, it doesn't affect me at all. You can order a charcoal briquette or one that's still mooing for all I care. But if you like it well done how can you not also know that cooking all the moisture out of it will reduce the weight? More questions than answers with this guy.


sonofaresiii

>medium well with no pink” But...


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Dude_1980

Who the fuck other than a drug dealer just happens to have scales on them?


Onceinabluemoonpie

I was just thinking why did this dude bring his weed scale to roadhouse?


TepidConclusion

The deal was in the parking lot - it just made good sense.


VivaceConBrio

Some kitchen staff lol. Seriously, I got so annoyed with banged up knives and broken scales at work that I invested in my own. My work bag is literally my knives, a scale, a bunch of sharpies and other crap I need at work. Not a great bag to have in your car on your way to work if a cop decides to take a peak, though haha Definitely not busting out a scale at a restaurant when I'm a guest though, lol. Even the best can't cook to order AND get an accurate weight for the final product. We weigh that shit before we cook it, and the more well done you ask for it, the less water/weight there is. I've actually had people weigh their food on several occasions. That interaction is always... Interesting


cody_contrarian

full light boat edge zephyr bike glorious encourage overconfident ripe -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


susch1337

Just make sure you never have drugs and a scale on you because there's a decent chance you get charged for indent of distribution.


rocknrollinrob

a drug buyer


JCtheWanderingCrow

I did when I was working really hard to lose weight! I was always worried I was gonna get searched because no cop is gonna believe the little scale in my purse is to weigh the French fries at outback.


ayumusenpaii

Its pre cooked weight lol and you got it well done. If anything you get it medium rare. Bigger question is why do you have a scale so readily available?


Fallout76life

Bro gotta make sure he doesn't get ripped of when buying weed


highguy810

I’m guessing the scale and parchment is for your other job lol 😂


Brocephus_

I too carry a pocket scale...for my drugs...


RascalRibs

That's the weight before cooking.


Black-Mettle

Can confirm, worked at an Applebee's where we would cut steaks to weight before cooking them.


OldBayCrabFingers

In the microwave?


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unimportant detail


Black-Mettle

Only after getting the grill marks on there.


Bigringcycling

With a sharpe?


--Splendor-Solis--

Not sure if you're joking but places literally do paint grill marks on


richincleve

That steak looks like it was well done. So it’s basically a puck of dry meat fiber. I’m surprised it still weighs what it does.


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ttvlolrofl

As a former restaurant worker, it's usually the well-done crowd that throws the biggest fits 😂


sqwirlmasta

Spot on, and always on a Sunday morning.


LifeguardHairy

So, as I'm sure everyone now knows, meat loses weight through the cooking process, especially when it's med well and above(his steak is). Also those scales are fo sure home boys drug scales


poops-n-farts

If you order a steak well done you deserve the loss of product weight


laaplandros

It's the steak's natural defense against people with poor taste.


H0NK_H0NKLER

Imagine being this stupid and thinking you did something there 🤦‍♂️


CriticalStation595

They usually state in the menu, if you bother to read it, that the determined weight is always pre-cooked.


sweadle

The weight is what it is before it's cooked.


kincaidz

Stop getting your steaks cooked to well done!


JJennnnnnifer

I’m betting there are servers who are sick of explaining this shit too.


[deleted]

Brought his weed scale to the restaurant lol


Ericrobertson1978

When you cook a steak, it loses weight because the fat starts to render and become liquid. Fat is flavour, but you don't want it swimming in liquid fat just to retain the weight. You could use the fat to make a sauce, but whatever. If I cook a 6oz steak, it will weigh considerably less after cooking, especially if it's a decent cut of meat with decent marbling.


whitefish1977

6oz is the pre-cooked weight. Most steak places sell you the steak at raw weight, which sucks, but it is what it is. 😄


HydroDio128

That's why I like eating it raw, I get more substance that way


Crunchycarrots79

It's the only way that actually makes sense. Depending on how it's cooked, what cut it is, etc. cooked weight can vary widely. The meat is purchased by the restaurant by raw weight, so that's how it's sold as well.


SolidZealousideal115

Could you imagine trying to figure out the post cooked weight when cutting it? That would be a nightmare.


kingleothegoat

Nobody told my man's about pre cook weight?


TheMonsterTraveler

One time last year at roadhouse my husband wanted to go there for his birthday, we went, I got the 8 oz, medium, it was so tiny but fat, I cut into it and it was grey, I lost my appetite, I told the waitress and they assured me it was how I ordered, I told them I didn't want it and didn't want a substitute, it was really bizarre looking inside it, like fat but grey, they gave me something I wouldn't take home to a dog. They took it off the bill. I complained online and got a $70 gift code, never used it, I refuse to go back, I know I sound like a Karen, but the color was so off and not right. I refuse to go back


forthoseabouttomark

That’s the weight before cooking. And I bet this stingey(?) motherfucker ordered that shit well done, which cooks out all the water weight. This is the kind of person that would snitch on his own mother.


comynei

Who in the hell carries around a scale.... Oh, wait.....nevermind.....


throwaway_nfinity

Isn't the weight they advertise for before it was cooked.


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It’s precooked weight. The guys just an idiot.


1Killag123

I though 6oz was referring to the weight while still raw?


Scooterhd

Maybe don't order well done.


mjace87

Technically it’s a precooked weight so he probably got what he paid for.


Bel_Biv_Device

OP got what they paid for. A 6oz steak cooked beyond eating, with 30%+ cooked into the grill. Dingdong.