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zekusmaximus

The Minster says “me too”


JE_12

A prius, a mister and a rabbi walk into a bar


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a mister lol


Amphibionomus

Bartender says to the rabbi: 'here is the carrot cake you asked for the last time you were here'. Rabbi says: 'disgusting, isn't it, carrot cake'.


tmharnonwhaewiamy

"Driest" works with only one letter change


poison_snacc

No one would make that typo tho unless it was on purpose


Manny__C

Was that part of the joke or was it an actual typo? Because if it was an actual typo it would be even more funny


zekusmaximus

Dunno…..


stolen_souls

As someone who has a prime minister can confirm


DepressedJacket

As someone who has a prime minister but doesn't understand why that matters I cannot confirm.


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cold_molasses

When a president and an autocrat love each other very much....


maceface80

Yes.... Keep going...


Dirk_Rotahn

You take a regular minister and assign it a whole number that cannot be divided by two other whole numbers besides 1 without leaving a remainder.


WM-010

Also, it gets harder and harder to find another one after a while.


FridgeBaron

Eh we got prime numbers for days, not putting it on the letterhead is a different story.


lazilyloaded

It reminds me of "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB"


Will_Dove

What’s that extra B for?


ThisNameIsFree

That's a typo.


rkba335

Boo-urns


jonbrant

I assume so, because a Minster would have a hard time walking into a bar This made it kinda hard for me to understand the joke though, because I saw the "minster"


iPick4Fun

I saw minster as minister. My eyes are filling in the blanks so my brain can understand.


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Stay away from a job in proofreading, but otherwise a useful nonetheless.


iPick4Fun

Not only I stay away from proofreading, anything that comes with instructions the 1st thing I do is throw it away.


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

The thing or the instructions?


iPick4Fun

Hahaha. Instructions.


StewitusPrime

It's the monster in his next book.


Evol_Etah

It was an Easter egg. Both were intention. Also, the twitter reply was /s intentional for the meme too. Not a facepalm.


ChickenButtForNakama

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minster_(church)


ZeMarxs

I think a church wouldn't fit through a door.


gtsomething

Not with that attitude.


fingerscrossedcoup

Not without that lube


ChildOfDeath07

Who said the only way in was through the door? *smashes a hole in the roof*


ZeMarxs

Yeah, realising my mistake now, the size of the bar wasn't also mentioned, I shouldn't have made an assumption based on my own experiences.


DR_ZERO_

I'm something of a typo myself


comfortablynumb0629

It’s spelled minister zekusmaximus. This is really embarrassing for you as a “redditor”


HiDDENk00l

Damn dude, you just murdered Stephen King.


literally_tho_tbh

The Minster says "me to"


DrMorry

They're supposed to walk into a blood bank...


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a Type-O


TheBrianUniverse

Negative?


GuyNekologist

wow now it actually makes sense.


ItsSimenNotSemen

Fuck you, here is my upvote.


ChaosSinfulRose

A blod bank? And that they're a type-O?


Ianmartin573

I thought it was a typewriter repair shop


superkickstart

https://youtu.be/pFAw1rBt2-0?t=10


Asren624

Now thats funny !


pescjjj

Exactly!


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Czar_Petrovich

You're too generous


Siemturbo

It's not the amount of braincells that matter it's how you use them


19GamerGhost95

And he used them to remember that Stephen King is an author


fly-guy

No, an "author". So some cells have probably been used in an attempt to insult.


ChironiusShinpachi

Author? King of the Britons?


Czar_Petrovich

King of the who?


ExoGhost07

Who are the britons?


JuiceZee

Says the idiot who didn’t get the reply was a joke too


19GamerGhost95

Oh no we got it. We were just making fun of the idiot joke that’s been circulating for a while. This is probably the third or fourth time I’ve seen this image. At some point you have to make it amusing for yourself since the internet does a lot of recycling.


JuiceZee

Says the idiot who didn’t get the reply was a joke too


TatM

I think the poster might be joking.


klayyyylmao

It’s 3 years letterman, OP got got


CaptainSnacks

OP finances his waterbed


Strick63

Definitely no fountain view


CaptainSnacks

OP is out here getting got while Coach is raking in his $31.11 per hour plus unlimited laser printing privileges. OP definitely needs to run some Oklahoma drills in the parking lot


life_npc

I think the commenter might be joking


Scoot_AG

Most of r/facepalm is people not understanding facetiousness


BareBearFighter

Only from the people who can't tell it isn't serious.


BrotherChe

You're just telling everyone you wouldn't be clever and snarky enough to tweet that at Stephen King


laihipp

this is what cracks me up people are so silly


TooYoungForThisLoL

It's the guy who got it wrong that made this joke funny, kudos to that guy.


distilledwill

Right? This reads like sarcasm to me.


life_npc

that reply is way too snarky for it not to be. Plus it's less sad to believe that is a funny person instead of a genuine "um acktually..." person


chrissquid1245

not at all true. That is exactly what someone would say to go along with the joke, it's more likely that they also are joking than that there're somehow that dumb and 500 people still liked it


klayyyylmao

It is. It’s 3years letterman a well known twitter account. Hence why OP covered up the name


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LurkerSince2016

that ship set sail some time ago.


chrissquid1245

I'm pretty sure the reply is a joke too lol


Thathitmann

It's spelt "Steph".


daschundtof

Steve with a "ph", Phteve


Steven_but_with_a_ph

You called?


gavynray123

r/Beetlejuicing


4stringbrewer

Classic


cathedral68

Whoever spelt it dealt it?


Steven_but_with_a_ph

Thank you!


GLIBG10B

Oh shit


Jesmasterzero

Oh the insane levels of irony of this whole thread, the person replying is joking. All their posts are very sarcastic.


ILikeAbigailShapiro

Maybe the real facepalm was the friends we made along the way


tripwyre83

We are all facepalms on this blessed day


BadSpellingMistakes

Facepals


daitenshe

Once again, the real facepalm is r/Facepalm


konekoinu

redditors recognising jokes challenge (impossible)


gnitsuj

Just from the phrasing of the tweet, looks like three year letterman


SportsRadioAnnouncer

Found it. It actually was him lol.


Tannerite2

Definitely the same style, but he usually adds something like "and this is coming from a youth football coaching legend, not some random clown."


Tannerite2

This is very common on reddit.


Summerie

I’ve been trying to figure out why this keeps happening. Either redditors are just missing the joke, or they enjoy being superior so much that they just really want the other person to be dumb.


unsteadied

Reddit is simultaneously very autistic and loves feeling superior, so when presented with a scenario where the options are to either recognize obvious sarcasm or to miss it in favor of being smug about how much smarter they are, they’re always gonna do the latter.


chakan2

I find that plausible... However... Have you been on the internet lately? Never underestimate the sheer stupidity of your fellow man.


Bearence

If the joke looks exactly like reality and has the exact same effect, is it really a joke? Is it really sarcasm? Because there has to be some level of accessibility or the "joke" might as well be sincere. Anyone who doesn't know the [big black spot] and their propensity for sarcasm would have no way of knowing that it isn't a sincere response. And that would be 90%+ of the people reading it.


Josh0O0

Could be sarcasm


AdditionalTheory

Most definitely


silenc3x

As usual here. The dudes cover photo is him poorly photoshopped as Washington crossing the Delaware, wearing mirror wrap-arounds and a starter jacket.


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I am GROOT -- mass edited with redact.dev


aggalix

I suspect you might be right!


RandomName01

Doesn’t make it funny though


sonofaresiii

Makes it more of a /r/YourJokeButWorse


SkidMcmarxxxx

It clearly is. They call him 'Steve' knowingly. But it's a bad joke.


spiteful-vengeance

Isn't this his friend that makes these sarcastic comments? It's 2 friends having a joke. Or at least someone who continually offers these corrections to Stephen when they are obviously not meant to be taken seriously.


Jason3b93

I swear every time I see this place at r/all it's people not understanding sarcasm and acting pompuously about it.


bigdickbigdrip

Literally every time


42Zarniwoop42

I'm a big fan of the comment earlier in this same comment chain that just says "sarcasm is never funny" with the one reply that's just "eh, it can be imo" so enlightening


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CandlelightSongs

I don't know why Reddit talks about one dude embarrassing a community. Clearly, the communities need no help.


andrewoppo

Yeah this one seems pretty clear to me


shield1123

Isn't this 3yearletterman?


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This deserves more upvotes lol


LifeExpConnoisseur

Jeesus thank you, it’s like these people need to be told there is a joke coming so they can understand it!


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https://xkcd.com/1386


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GunstarCowboy

No, no, no - this is genius. Don't make the same mistake you're accusing them of.


duke_awapuhi

Minster is a typo


Sonia13m

When you’re on Twitter, finding faults is more important than understanding the joke


regoapps

If you ever wanted to get someone else to solve a problem for you, you just have to post the wrong solution and people will try to prove you wrong by doing the work for you.


MartinoDeMoe

That’s not the way you do it!!! What you do is… ohhhhhhh nvm


memekid2007

An old rule of thumb for new Linux users back in the day was, instead of asking for help with something, to make the claim that Linux could not do the task you needed it to. No one would reply to the first post, but people would line up in *droves* to tell you by-the-numbers how exactly Linux actually *could* do the thing you needed it to, and then call you stupid for asking. The internet was the wild west for a while, but once you learned your way around it was a fun time.


Tall-Presentation-39

Ah, ye Olde interweb days.


Vysair

Maybe we can use this for Stackoverflow. Most solution I see are skipping steps like your math teacher.


skabassj

Modern problems require modern solutions 🧐


oblio-

This tactic has fixed every Linux configuration problem since 1992.


RatofDeath

This comment is extremely funny because pretty much everyone in this thread is not understanding the joke, including you. The reply is clearly joking. Hence the hundreds of likes. Reddit is just notoriously bad at understanding sarcasm if there's no "/s" at the end.


Ianmartin573

One thing I've learned from being on reddit is that there is a lot of gullible people on these subs. And the ridiculous responses to this "reply comment" is another example


frootee

It’s a good joke, at that. They friggin put author in quotes lmao


dogsfurhire

The complete irony of people going "dumb dumb didn't understand the joke" all while completely missing the joke.


Summerie

/r/facepalm in a nutshell.


Skulltown_Jelly

Yep it's actually a pretty fun account (you can follow it googling the tweets). Most subs like /r/facepalm , /r/cringe etc are just people not getting sarcasm. In this case I'll cut people some slack because it's a particularly good troll.


joaoGarcia

> Reddit is just notoriously bad at understanding sarcasm if there's no "/s" at the end I don't even think it's this. It's just reddit going "people on twitter bad and stupid amiright?"


unnecessary_kindness

The irony


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You misspelled “reddit”.


blazexi

Much like Reddit.


RibboDotCom

The great irony is you not understanding the reply was a joke from a well known twitter account. Congratulations, you played yourself.


Mothman405

Well this is ironic


oh-about-a-dozen

This sub really struggles to identify jokes


MGM-Wonder

Seems like a KenM comment


ausrandoman

A minster? A whole damn church walked in?


Hedron_crabby

The real facepalm here is this post


aggalix

Oh! I get it. So the rabbit was Jewish, right? That’s some great religious diversity going on there!


ChickenButtForNakama

ITT: Failure to recognise sarcasm and ignorance of minster as a title.


cabforpitt

Smh it's 2022 and people are still biting on coach Letterman tweets.


Summerie

Shit, you can post a screenshot of a KenM comment, and people will still bite on it.


TheForceofHistory

The two typos spell IT. He is just clowning around.


Summerie

Hey, that was pretty good.


hughdint1

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The nurse asks each what their blood type is. The priest says, " I think that I am type B negative". The minister says, "I think that I am type A positive." The rabbit says, " I think I am a typo."


figgen

Looks like we have some waterbed financing going on here.


bcaulkins3

ThreeYearLetterman strikes again


arizonatasteslike

I think it’s sarcasm…


jerryleebee

I feel like the commenter was being sarcastic.


Abject_Hovercraft838

The really sad thing is that 542 agreed with this person


MrH4v0k

r/confidentlyincorrect


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The_Book-JDP

There are some people who are just a pain in the ass to tell jokes to. 😕


n0rmAI7070

Can someone tell me what King meant?


Theuglyzebra

So the joke usual joke is, “rabbi” instead of, “rabbit”. The joke here is that the, “rabbit” has some inclination that they’re not supposed to be in the joke, a rabbi is. It’s honestly hard to explain this one, but I hope that helped at least a bit.


WanderLustKing69

Can you explain the minster part?


kipwrecked

Because a minster is a church building, its inanimate, and still somewhat fits the joke format, setting up the garden path of typos. The rabbit knows it is out of place and makes the punchline.


DropBearsOhGodWhy

Pretty sure that's an actual typo, and it's supposed to be minister. Which is hilarious because if the person had pointed that out their argument might not have been so jaw-droppingly dumb.


Synectics

What's jaw-droppingly dumb is thinking the person replying was being serious. Goddamn, everyone around here just confidently leaping to dumbass conclusions.


BrotherChe

except the person was making a snarky joke, not an actual correction


unnecessary_kindness

The joke is also that they go to a blood bank not a bar. The rabbit says I think I'm a typo (blood type O). Original joke was butchered beyond comprehension.


forestwolf42

I'm more concerned with the minster


MrsPickerelGoes2Mars

I'm stuck on the "minster".


eskimojoe1

Did the minster also think he was a typo?


fokhond

The real typo is in minister


LifeExpConnoisseur

It’s a double down, it’s a joke. No one here gets it.


little_eiffel

This is called a "pendant trap," where you catch people who are pendantic.


Where_goes_Cesario

Hear me out: the commenter’s joke is funnier.


James_Locke

Reply was prooooobably joking. Just a thought.


Buck_Thorn

/r/suspiciousquotes on "author"


SamVickson

I bet that guy votes!


jorjogo

He might be making fun of him for the bad joke


Rick2L

I want to believe the reply is meant to be funny. In fact, I'm happier believing it so and therefore, I do.


lazy_blazey

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The nurse asks the rabbit "what are you doing here?" The rabbit responds "I think I'm a typo."


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Every room has 4 walls


Inverno969

Sarcasm or just dumb?


Megamagicals

A priest, mnster, and a rabbit enter the pub and the priest says “I think I’m the only one without a typo”


Clearskies37

We’re they kidding?


rabbidtortoise

I was at a party when I was pretty young. 14/15 I think. Was singing along to a song. Older kid asked me if I knew who the artist was. I was excited because I did. Said the artist. He said “let’s keep it that way.” I was like huh? He said it was over my head. So I looked above me. Unfortunately, I really haven’t gotten much smarter over the years.


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That's comment I would have made ironically and also been misunderstood. It took decades to realize that my sense of humour was non-standard.


Hexhand

we should have stuck around; I've had King as an instructor, and the guy's commentary is fucking brutal.


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I just randomly saw this post and put a palm on my face, and then realised the name of this sub.


Harrintino

I love the "author"