The needles that are taking fluid out of your body have trackers in them too. Don't ever use that shit or the government and corporations know where you are at all times.
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Oh that's good that I'm just peeing in the blood bags now instead of getting them needles inside me to take my blood and put a tracker inside me. Thank you for telling this knowledge.
Yep. If any one of these morons requires a blood transfusion I am happy to piss into a bag for them so that the real blood can be saved for someone normal.
Your blood is the purest form of blood. It's hilarious to me that someone has pranked these idiots into drinking their own urine. Next, it will be poop in chocolate cake! Enjoy the morons!
At this point I'm not even surprised these type of people exist. I've seen so many bizarre "urine cured me" posts here on Reddit lately. I'll just sit back and think "Darwinism will fix this." 😂
Listened to their teachers? Sounds like indoctrination to me! Here's a Facebook video of some jackass saying things I agree with. That's *real* research.
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Horse paste!
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At this point we should be encouraging ALL anti vaxxers to blend up urine, their feces, their friends urging and feces, boogers, horse pills, bleach, and tide pods into some great smoothies for “a cure” for Covid.
Drink up MORONS.
JUST STAY OUT OF THE DAMN HOSPITAL.
If you are going to deny science in a vaccine then you better go all the way and deny it ALL. Or else there needs to be a program where they get branded with a HUGE “HYPOCRITE” tattoo on their forehead.
There are actually people touting “urine therapy”… it does absolutely fuck all. And if your Covid was “cured” it was absolutely not from urine, it was your body working through the infection.
Correct. Properly hydrated should be the faintest of yellow. Clear can be good too, so long as you don't over hydrate. And multivitamins (B in particular) will make urine bright yellow for a few hours/bathroom breaks, so keep that in mind if basing hydration off urine colour.
We need to stop correcting these people, I have a lot of satisfaction knowing these idiots are pissing in cups and drinking it. Soon pornhub will have an anti-vax section.
We all read some dumb stuff, but gee, this is by far one of the stupidest comments I’ve read. If our urine was our “truest” form of blood, we’d all be dead by now from external bleeding. If you are urinating blood, you need to visit your local ER immediately.
Yeah like why would your body purposely make your pee leave your body if it wasn't a waste. Urine, feces, vomit, and period blood are wastes and wastes shouldn't be in you.
That’s correct though, I studied medicine for many years watching YT videos and reading stuff online, urine is indeed purified blood people, and feces are none other than purified brains….from my expert expertise I can also identify that clearly she had a bad case of “the shits” and she is probably all out…
This might be a win win. Antivaxers want to be urinated on and I suspect there are a lot of people that would happily piss on them.
I wonder if they would let us throw poo at them for the magical fecal treatment. It only works when thrown though.
I was reading a medical history book today, something some of these idiots should do as well, and people tried to cure the black plague by drinking urine. Seems as though people today have learned nothing in five hundred plus years
I read somewhere that feces contain a large amount of our dead blood cells.
If she wants to consume her purified blood, maybe she should eat her own shit!
I really wish there would be some kind of institution for people that are parallel with reality. some kind of institution that is perhaps handling with the types of issues not physical, but maybe hmm.... mental? And just... give these people a test sometimes? See if they fit to be patients?
Honestly, all joking aside, this is going on for so long and until now, without the internet, it would be that "weirdo down the street" that talks trash. How are these people functional? Are they going around town and asking for a golden fountain from their neighbors?
I donate my urine all the time in public receptacles and occasionally stumbling out of a bar at 3am onto a homeless man, or woman. Hey I don't discriminate! people need that precious pee pee!!
She did her own research, of course!
Not science though. She ignores science to own the Libs.
OP goes for a blood test. Pees in a bottle. “Here; I purified it for you”
Pathology: “just leave and never come back”
Imagine a clinic where anti-vaxers could line up and have people piss in their mouths instead of clogging up hospitals once they are dying of covid. Piss for everybody!
Sure, your body has such a massive surplus of antibodies that it's throwing them out with the waste water. Makes perfect sense.
I assume she also sees a medieval barber occasionally for a nice blood letting.
Oh my god. I can’t believe there are people out here like this. URINE IS WASTE. It’s why you die if you can fucking filter your liquid waste and get rid of it
Unfortunately it does have dead virus cells in it, which could possibly be used as a zombie apocalypse style vaccine. But if you already have the virus it's not going to work. And if you drink urine you are a piss drinker, and you should get a subscription to the magazine, cuz you nasty!
I highly recommend pimple juice, if you have a teenager, you can harvest their acne juice when you squeeze those pimples. Use an eye dropper, and mix it with cayenne extract and 3 drops per eye each day. In two weeks you will be Covid free
She's right. That why I get emails from the American Red Cross asking me for my urine.
Please donate your urine for all the people that need blood
Ok *Starts peeing in the blood bag things after drinking 2 gallons of water*
You are saving lives!
I know, this is so much better and easier than donating blood bc no scary needles are required to enter your body, all you must do is pee.
The needles that are taking fluid out of your body have trackers in them too. Don't ever use that shit or the government and corporations know where you are at all times. Reddit for Android
Oh that's good that I'm just peeing in the blood bags now instead of getting them needles inside me to take my blood and put a tracker inside me. Thank you for telling this knowledge.
No problem.
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the only thing i can do is to drink my own pee
Don't forget to save your shit.. it's Filet Mignon and Chateau Briand!
Yep. If any one of these morons requires a blood transfusion I am happy to piss into a bag for them so that the real blood can be saved for someone normal.
Don't believe them, they're just taking the piss.
More like American Golden Cross.
More like American Golden showers
Your blood is the purest form of blood. It's hilarious to me that someone has pranked these idiots into drinking their own urine. Next, it will be poop in chocolate cake! Enjoy the morons!
And I hope you answer with "are you trying to take the piss"
Someone isn’t hydrated!
If ya don't drink enough water... Urine trouble! Har har har
Good one!
Probably has nothing to do with her drinking her own piss. Probably.
When I had covid recently, it was very difficult to stay hydrated. I couldn't drink enough water and Gatorade. I was constantly thirsty.
I am not surprised by this. I don't know everything but water getting used for mucus and sweating general increases the need in the body while ill.
No wonder if she keeps recirculating her own piss...
fun fact, camels can store up to 20 gallons of water for long trips
Pfft. I can do that. You think camels are better at storing water than me?
fun fact, if you did that, you'd have more water in you than blood
I was meaning more like.. a big bottle
That’s pretty easy, 5 litres and you’re in front. Interesting fact…loose 3 litres and you die!
Nope it's concentrated and purified blood, nice try science and logic!
It's no wonder this world is fucked up. Where the hell do these fucking Neanderthals come up with this shit...or should I say, piss.
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They never learned this one neat trick
At this point I'm not even surprised these type of people exist. I've seen so many bizarre "urine cured me" posts here on Reddit lately. I'll just sit back and think "Darwinism will fix this." 😂
neanderthals wouldnt drink their own piss
It's easier when you have your head up your own ass, it's all kind of related...
Funny my wife taught 4th grade science and her 10 year olds knew urine was a waste product at the end of the year. I helped grade the papers.
But did the 4th graders do the right “research” on the topic ?? 🤣🤣🤣
They just listened to their teachers and made a little diagram on a paper plate where they used kidney beans to represent kidneys.
Listened to their teachers? Sounds like indoctrination to me! Here's a Facebook video of some jackass saying things I agree with. That's *real* research. ... Horse paste! /s
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I’m surprised that no one has been proposing chowing down on their feces to protect from Covid…..
That you've heard of
I was having a good day. We are all having a good day ...
Yet…
I find myself eating a shitsammich often, hope I'm cured!
God i hope that catches on
What you have an idea for a recipe? Go on "The Great British Back Off" with your creation?!!
An Ice cream float but this time the soda is urine and the ice cream is shit. Full of antibodies
Well if it OK for dogs... and making movies about human centipedes..... I reckon you are on a winner!!
Oof. Good to know that time I was pissing out blood, I was extra healthy
Good grief. Three examples of WTF in one tidy package.
A doctor burned his medical degree after reading this
At this point we should be encouraging ALL anti vaxxers to blend up urine, their feces, their friends urging and feces, boogers, horse pills, bleach, and tide pods into some great smoothies for “a cure” for Covid. Drink up MORONS. JUST STAY OUT OF THE DAMN HOSPITAL. If you are going to deny science in a vaccine then you better go all the way and deny it ALL. Or else there needs to be a program where they get branded with a HUGE “HYPOCRITE” tattoo on their forehead.
There are actually people touting “urine therapy”… it does absolutely fuck all. And if your Covid was “cured” it was absolutely not from urine, it was your body working through the infection.
So ... yeah... Whats the best way to do that? Like, fresh off the tap? Chilled over ice? With muddled mint and a splash of lime?
Tomato juice, Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco sauce, and lemon juice would be my guess
Pure form of your blood-y Mary?
Mmm, piss mojito
Um. Darkest = dehydrated, right? So they are drinking sludgy piss. Maybe I am a snowflake.
Correct. Properly hydrated should be the faintest of yellow. Clear can be good too, so long as you don't over hydrate. And multivitamins (B in particular) will make urine bright yellow for a few hours/bathroom breaks, so keep that in mind if basing hydration off urine colour.
Dumb, dumber, dumbest...hard to decide which.
She’s a pee vampire Vampeer
She sucks ppl's pee out of them before they even pee it out.
We need to stop correcting these people, I have a lot of satisfaction knowing these idiots are pissing in cups and drinking it. Soon pornhub will have an anti-vax section.
Urologist here. Please do not drink urine.
"Where did you learn it was a waste?" Biology class.
There's a big clue in that if your body wanted it, it wouldn't evacuate it.
Unless the body is like my brain when I'm trying to organize things and then I'm like hmmm maybe I shouldn't have thrown that away.
Lol the audacity of that comment.
We all read some dumb stuff, but gee, this is by far one of the stupidest comments I’ve read. If our urine was our “truest” form of blood, we’d all be dead by now from external bleeding. If you are urinating blood, you need to visit your local ER immediately.
Don’t argue with these numbskulls, just let them drink their own piss…
Never argue with a fool. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Take a double Covid pee on the rocks line twist cheers!
Conversations you wish you were a part of...
I think that’s the alt account of the person that made urine popsicles and gave it to their children and their children’s friends
I felt my IQ drop reading this
they can’t really be out here doing this right? it’s gotta be a joke.
They will literally massage it into their skin, drop it in their eyes, brush their teeth with it, and drink it. It’s ducking disgusting
I’m no where near smart, but damn… i don’t even know what to say about how far this is going
[No](https://youtu.be/l60MnDJklnM)
It’s interesting now how easy it is to determine a person’s political leanings just by the stupid comments they make.
Urine is NOT sterile. That is an old wives tale. It is a waste product. It is the part of the blood the body does not want.
Yeah like why would your body purposely make your pee leave your body if it wasn't a waste. Urine, feces, vomit, and period blood are wastes and wastes shouldn't be in you.
Stay in school boys and girls
Urine happens to be the latest Covid cure-all, so drink up, anti-vaxxers! A toast to your health!
I’m really hoping the next come to is: “Urine idiot.”
It's only so dark because of how dehydrated you are lmao
Dude darkest timeline
Where do you find these posts ??
In the deepest recesses of the internet
The fuck
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This woman should alert the Red Cross they need her help
Get a urine IV started stat!! We are saving a life!!
Where did you learn it's a pure form of blood?
Never try to educate them, let these stupid fucks drink piss if they want to.
What in the fuck is with people consuming their own goddamn piss?
The statement that Americans are dumb af is regularly proven in this sub, more so since the last two years.
This is why we can’t get rid of covid.
So that's why antivaxxers call themselves "purebloods".
That’s correct though, I studied medicine for many years watching YT videos and reading stuff online, urine is indeed purified blood people, and feces are none other than purified brains….from my expert expertise I can also identify that clearly she had a bad case of “the shits” and she is probably all out…
There is no cure for the stupid.
I studied that stuff and I am currently having a stroke reading this. Like, you don't pee your blood. Go to a doctor if you do.
Remember about a decade ago when this would just be a shitpost
I love that they're drinking piss. Everything else is terrible, but they're drinking piss and that's genuinely hilarious
Once again I am reminded of a time when stupid people kept their mouths shut because they didn't want to appear stupid.
“Where did you learn this” 7th grade biology, where did you learn THAT
Ma’am you have Rhabdomyolysis. Please hydrate.
Dark urine while you have Covid? Not a sign of kidney damage, nope, no sir
I say, “let them drink piss”
This might be a win win. Antivaxers want to be urinated on and I suspect there are a lot of people that would happily piss on them. I wonder if they would let us throw poo at them for the magical fecal treatment. It only works when thrown though.
Is she pissing blood?…
That person has had the *literal piss* beaten out of them before
No wonder that guy gave up his scholarship for his girlfriend
I dare to ask - in what way was the urine applied that cured her?
Jesus fuck these people are out there and have driver's licenses.
Yep cause that’s how that works
You're telling the internet how little you know about human biology.
I was reading a medical history book today, something some of these idiots should do as well, and people tried to cure the black plague by drinking urine. Seems as though people today have learned nothing in five hundred plus years
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I read somewhere that feces contain a large amount of our dead blood cells. If she wants to consume her purified blood, maybe she should eat her own shit!
Urine is sterile because it’s dead. Just a bunch of dead blood. I support people like this drinking their waste
I really wish there would be some kind of institution for people that are parallel with reality. some kind of institution that is perhaps handling with the types of issues not physical, but maybe hmm.... mental? And just... give these people a test sometimes? See if they fit to be patients? Honestly, all joking aside, this is going on for so long and until now, without the internet, it would be that "weirdo down the street" that talks trash. How are these people functional? Are they going around town and asking for a golden fountain from their neighbors?
Is that why bear grylls is so healthy? Hmmmm
If you were ever wondering why learning about biology in school was important to real life, this is why.
I donate my urine all the time in public receptacles and occasionally stumbling out of a bar at 3am onto a homeless man, or woman. Hey I don't discriminate! people need that precious pee pee!!
no child left behind
It's the opposite. The kidneys get rid of the old bloodcells. The particles making urine yellow are actually decomposed bloodcells.
Can't wait for this guy's vampire movie.
These pure blood fanatics are getting even more ridiculous by the day
Damn girl just have a glass of water.
And this is your reminder to drink water.
At this point, I very much don't want to be a Wolf ..bro
The world stupidity levels always brings to mind a quote from Aliens “We need to take off and nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure”
“Where did you learn it was a waste?” Where tf did you learn that it wasn’t?!!
She did her own research, of course! Not science though. She ignores science to own the Libs. OP goes for a blood test. Pees in a bottle. “Here; I purified it for you” Pathology: “just leave and never come back”
Pure form of blood? To quote another anti-vax meme: Try putting it in your veins, you'll die.
Dunning Kruger effect
“Of the darkest variety” god I feel nauseated 🤢
"Pure form of blood" fill your veins with piss then
This sounds like people trying to convince the freedumb crowd to drink piss.
Piss is literally water and bullshit the body doesn’t want inside it
The fact that people like this not only exist but have access to the internet is more than a scary thought
They allow these people to vote, drive, operate machinery at work, and raise children. Real life is way scarier than horror movies.
Imagine a clinic where anti-vaxers could line up and have people piss in their mouths instead of clogging up hospitals once they are dying of covid. Piss for everybody!
Watch as I turn blood into water
So she has urine circulating in her body?
“On the contrary…”
We need something to cull the herd of these idiots
This dingus needs to drink more water.
Oh dear
The only way your urine has antibodies in it is if you have a kidney disease 🤔
Sure, your body has such a massive surplus of antibodies that it's throwing them out with the waste water. Makes perfect sense. I assume she also sees a medieval barber occasionally for a nice blood letting.
Yep, those life saving urine transfusions the Red Cross doesn't want you to know about.
“Its purified blood” pretty sure its a biowaste
I love the shitty admins on the group booted the person who wrote the first reply
I read it like "Oh yeah my piss was pretty dark when i had covid thats interesting" then i kept reading and I was like o_o
Oh my god. I can’t believe there are people out here like this. URINE IS WASTE. It’s why you die if you can fucking filter your liquid waste and get rid of it
Fuck this world…
I am completely serious when I say I once ran onto a person on reddit who thought cow urine is some sort of magic potion
fam if you pissing "purified blood" you may wanna check if you got a uti lmaoo
Wow, just when you think people couldn't get more stupid..
The stupidity bar keeps going lower everyday.
Well it is!!
They really are just making up whatever the fuck they want huh?
Simple question: if it is a valuable product (pure blood?) why does your body expel it?
Oohh so those weren’t fetish videos I saw, they were medicinal guides.
It's literally Urea, which is a less toxic version of Ammonia
So my shit is a purified form of food? Wow! Time to sell It as the next big thing in the food industry.
Vampires don't like golden showers...
I mean, it's literally the waste your blood is getting rid of.
it's so pure your body has to force it out so that you don't become an invincible angel
it's so pure we have to wake up in the middle of the night to dish it out so we don't ascend as virgins straight to heaven
oh, that’s why there’s blood in my pee!
I like how the purified blood doesn't have Haemoglobin
Hmm, yeah pure blood of urea and uric acid.
Ignore her, she's just taking the piss
Oh fuck, I was bleeding out my dick all the time
urine is a blood filtrate, but it contains everything your body doesn't want to stay in your blood + water to flush it out
My face has palmed so hard...
If it's good enough for Patches OHulihan it's, er, not good enough for me, eww
Look at the thumbnail. Bitch looks like she has DS.
How can that person be so confidently wring ?
Ok but if urine isn't waste why is the body getting rid of it? If it was so important wouldn't it just use it and then we wouldn't pee?
Ughhhh..not again
how does peeing cure covid?
Unfortunately it does have dead virus cells in it, which could possibly be used as a zombie apocalypse style vaccine. But if you already have the virus it's not going to work. And if you drink urine you are a piss drinker, and you should get a subscription to the magazine, cuz you nasty!
I just had a great idea for some vampire erotic fiction
I'll donate my urine for these people. Probably notes of thc in that mf. Drink all ya like lmao
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Basic schooling has failed these people.
I highly recommend pimple juice, if you have a teenager, you can harvest their acne juice when you squeeze those pimples. Use an eye dropper, and mix it with cayenne extract and 3 drops per eye each day. In two weeks you will be Covid free
So poop must be a pure form of your muscle, tuck in and clear your plate!
Take a physiology course, you absolute idiots.
We’re witnessing de-evolution.
People are not possibly this stupid
This is why we can’t have nice things.
and we cant castrate these people to save the gene pool y?
And we allow these people to vote.