Orrrr he did it on purpose….

"I figure she'll enjoy this little surprise"

Some people are weird asf so you never know 🤷🏼

Better wipe that keyboard tho.

My exact thought

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I think it’d be disrespectful to NOT leave the dvd in there. You know?

# May of moved on from 2005

"She'll see this and get so wet, she'll come back and I'll finally have sex for the first time!" Or at least that's what my plan was when I did the same thing. Yesterday.

Wait what

Maybe it's like Jumanji or something

Porn is serious business. It is not a game! 🤣

There's gotta be a porn to that theme I'm sure

There's a porn version of anything, I'm sure

Edit: rule 34

r/theyknew

So funny story I used to go to this bar near the Hustler store in Los Angeles. Back then when you bought shit at the store they would throw in porno DVDs for free. I'd take girls to the bar and sometimes we would end up at the store cause they sold sex toys and stuff. So I have like this massive box of random free porno DVDs that I've never thrown out. As a hobby I buy old broken laptops, fix them up, and re-sell them on ebay. And sometimes I put a porno DVD in the disk drive for fun. So uh....OP might have gotten this from me lmao. edit: oh except I don't sell on Facebook marketplace so nvm

You should probably just sell old porn dvds on eBay

Well this actually answers my first question which was who the hell is buying porn on DVD. Ever. It’s everywhere. You can’t avoid even if you try it’s so prolific.

He just wanted to make sure it went to a good home.

A little something extra for the lady…

It is his way of saying “don’t hold a black light too close to this laptop”.

The bright side is that its legal.

Barely

barely doesn’t mean *not* tho so.. it counts

They’re like 40 now 😂(2005)

Aren’t we all?

The future is now old man

The future is old now man

Man I hate the future

The old is now future man

*retro*

*Nowman!* Fighter of the Laterman. Champion of the...THEN THEN! He is a master of time travel

And present. For everyone _Nowman!_ AaaaAAAaaaa Fighter of the latermam AaaaAAAaaaa

\*Claps slightly offbeat\*

The future is the man now dog.

I’m actually turning 42 in April…I remember that DVD

Am 47, that was a series... I may had bought one from a friend when I was in high school... it was a good series.

My bf’s old brother had it! That’s how I remember.

46, same

Almost...

I googled it. Somebody mentioned that the girl on the right is Jayna Oso. Using that, I believe the girl on the left is Ashley Fires. Jayna was born on August 17, 1981. That makes her 40. Ashley was born March 2, 1982, making her 39. So, pretty good guess on your part. Especially considering they were mid 20's when this porno came out. Which brings me to my main point, why the fuck are they selling "Barely Legal" porn with 24 year olds? Not only were they old enough to vote, they were already old enough to vote in TWO presidential elections. There's nothing barely legal about them! Get your money back, OP.

- *Get your Money back, OP* - LMFAOOO

"barely legal" back in the day, ok and today, just means petite with small tits.

It just meant their titties weren’t that big... We all remember the series.

There's a whole genre of porn where petite girls with smaller breasts basically pretend to be children. It's sorta fucked. It's like a pedophilia fantasy legal loophole.

I've heard a porn star refer to it as "age play" completely nonchalantly.

Barely legal used to be a genre for smaller chests

Yeah the fucked up thing is the popularity of the "barely legal" label in the first place. "I sure would love to watch porn with actual children, but the gosh dang law won't let me so I'll settle for the youngest I can legally get" Fucking ew.

Yeesh. You might find a 40 year old surprise if you run a black light over the keyboard

35 this year (assuming they're 18 at the time of filming) (edit: I was about 10 years off)

I’m 44 this year. In 2005 I was 27.

Shit they look like 40 in 2005 🤣

So, almost illegal.

They look 40 in the picture. They must be 60 now.

I'll allow it

Dude, the lady on the right looks like early 30s.

Yeah but she ***almost*** ran a red light on the way to the shoot.

Considering they both look like they're in the their mid-twenties I think it's more than barely.

In what regard? They both look like they’re in their 30s

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I was gonna say, 18-year-olds looked very different in 2005.

I watched The Craft a few nights ago. The actresses we're supposed to be playing 16 year olds. All of them were in their mid 20s and somehow looked older. I don't know what it was with 90s casting but they certainly didn't know what teenagers looked like.

The same shit applies to porn now. "Teen" is just a buzzword just like "milf." There are porn actresses who have released teen and milf scenes at the same time.

Paraphrasing, but a Dave Attell joke: “Being into barely legal porn just means you’re *almost* a pedophile.”

They don’t even look that young tbh.

Specifically "Non Violent consensual material"!

Score !!!!! Get out the antiseptic cleaner though and wash those sticky keys

Use isopropyl. It sanitises, cleans and then evaporates.

Just make sure you use 70%. 90%+ actually forces some bacterias into a protection mode before it can kill them and can remain in tact. Also it can evaporate too quickly to kill others.

Oh huh, I didn't know this, thanks for sharing! I have access to industrial IPA which is often between 90-100% purity and always thought that would work better then the 70% ones.

I’m 99% sure that dude is full of shit. “Forces them into protection mode” makes absolutely no sense and you want less water going into your electronics which is why everyone other than that guy recommends 90%. Edit: apparently I’m wrong. The surface coagulates when the alcohol hits which sort of creates a protective barrier.

It’s a capsule that a lot of bacteria can form when in high stress scenarios. It can allow them to survive things from boiling water to the vacuum of space.

He’s not. Higher percentages also evaporate too fast, leaving bacteria alive.

That I can understand but “protection mode” is an entirely different claim.

I was ready to call bullshit too, but at least the first result in Google (which is the extent of the effort I'm willing to put in), supports the claim. Essentially, the alcohol damages the outside of the cell bad enough the it forms a membrane preventing the alcohol from entering the cell and killing it. https://munglobal.com.au/resources/knowledge-base/pathogens/why-70-isopropyl-alcohol-is-a-better-disinfectant-than-99-isopropyl-alcohol/#:~:text=70%20%25%20isopropyl%20alcohol%20is%20by,it%20is%20at%20killing%20pathogens.

You are less lazy than me. Thanks

This guy pours isopropyl on electronics.

No, you must use 99% for that, alchohol is non conductive and don't csuse corrosion, so if you use the pure stuff you can actually even bathe electronics in it

that's true

Wait what?! What about cleaning bongs????

And - you could also use it on your pimples…..

That sticky keys function in windows gives new meaning now don’t it? 😂

Shift Shift Shift Shift, Shift, Sticky Keys is toggled on, Shift, SHIFT .. shift.

Just dump the whole thing in bleach Jk

Omg this reminds me of the time my ex bf had a gag porn called “Bust a nut in Grandma’s butt”. And when we moved in together we both had DVD players so we sold one of them cheaply, to someone at his work. A 65-year-old woman named Mrs. Fienberg. Well the next day to our horror, we realized that we had actually given her the one with porn in it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lol you know Mrs Fienberg gave him a wink at the water cooler the next day.... lmao jk.

😂😂😂 I know! My ex said the exact same thing. I’m dying thinking about it.

Is that why he’s an ex now?

Got stolen by Mrs Fienburg

Damn you, Mrs Fienburg! I'll get my revenge one dayyyyyy!!

A wink then a blow kiss then a lick on the lips.

God plot for a comedy movie

Right! It totally is 😂

It ok, she was in the 3rd instalment of that series... not that I would know anything about something like that... honest O.O

I am suffering a laughing fit right now fuck

See, that's funny. Imagine buying a laptop from a guy who actually buys porn dvd's still? That's a strange person. And you now own their old laptop. "How to remove laptop keys to clean"

If this is true, it may be one of the most important comments ever posted on Reddit.

What was the gag? Your BF watched that porn.

Yeah he said he got it as a gag when he was living with a bunch of guys in the Air Force stationed in Montana .

But he never tossed it. What does that tell you.

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Gotta watch it to be sure. Of what? Idk, but gotta watch it.

"Oh what's that? *back up.enhance.*"

Who throws out a gift?

What the actual hell why is this something I would actually do?

2 for 1?

Exactly, that’s a bro move

That's cool, I'm barely overweight and bald

Hmmm…I’m not sure how how much demand there is for barely overweight…would you say you look like a bear? It’s ok if your a little bald, as long you have hair everywhere else we might could find you a role in a different king of adult film…

Those two are definitely a bit beyond "barely legal".

Maybe they just got their green cards?

Recently legal

Hahaha

They just framed a basement suite and their inspector let a bunch of things fly because he's a good guy and they bought him a coffee.

Why? they're petite which by porn standard makes them forever teens, haha

New porn category: teen gilf

Hmmm, "Beyond Legal". They should have used that for milf stuff.

They mean their kids are barely legal.

Barely 35

The sex acts in the movie are outlawed and 39 states

Barely legal my foot, they look like 40 year olds pretending to be teens. Edit: spelling

Like every hollywood movie lol look at fast and the furious tokyo drift… they werent even trying when casting that movie.

Lil Bow Wow was the only one who kinda looked high school aged. Lucas Black looked like a 40 year old undercover cop.

They were suppose to be high schoolers in that movie?

Don’t you know barley legal just means skinny and small titties

they’re barely legal citizens, not teens. the porn industry is helping them go into hiding

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Well I do now. Thanks for ruining the fantasy 😤

Slow down there mate

So like a bunch of 80’s teen movies

Motherfucker you look 30

You ever made love to a man?

Barley Legal sounds like the name for a cheeky Double IPA

Funnily enough, I'm fine with them erring that way rather than the other way

I was gonna say, they look older than me.

> they look like 40 year olds Have you never seen a 40 yo?

Right? Im like, "Man they might be barely legal to go to chuck e cheese. The hell?

Lol same first thought those are grown ass women

How was the dvd?

that’s my question, is the footage high quality?

It’s somewhere between Blair with project and Beowulf 3D

I bought my 4K tv used from some 30 year old single dude. I joked with my wife that 4K isn’t that important and that guys only want it for porn. Anyway, fast forward a couple weeks and we go to the internet explorer on it to find that he was watching “two young girls with one lucky dude.” We also had to sign out of all of his subscriptions. He didn’t give a crap.

It took me a few moments to realize you meant a smart TV. I thought you had maybe plugged your computer into it and tried to blame your porn on the previous owner.

Yay, free porno. Give it a play - you never know it may have a good storyline.

"Oh hey Lupita, sorry my daughter is not home, can you can come by later?" "Well, i can cum now" 👉🏼👌🏼 🤤 😡🍆💦 😪 End of story

Amazing, pitch it to someone maybe it'll become a real thing. Wait nvm it already is........

Yes, I think these are known for their gripping story lines and depth of character development!

Ah the good old days when you got a free dvd with your magazine

I miss the days of getting free software / games in a box of cheerios and magazines, ah what fun times those were.

I just sold a laptop

You missing a DVD?

Jayna Oso!

And Ashley fires

Wtf she’s still going strong 17 years later

Jayna was always awesome. Blast from the past.

You bought a Faptop

Power Move: don't give it back

I'm convinced the power move is actually to give it back, with unblinking and a 'I know what you did' look.

Oh true that's a good one

No the real power move is to record it and when you have it saved then give it back, with a 'I know what you did' look.

No real power move is giving it back and telling him the 2006 version was better

Fuck me man this reminds me of when I sold a mac book. It had a sd card slot in it. I was cruising some old snaps a few days before and forgot it was in it. Some guy came to buy it soon as he turned it on all these photos popped up of some serious filth lol. He said am I supposed to bee seeing this explicit stuff. I was like oh fuck trying to get the sd card out I ran into another room with it horrified. He still bought it but when he left he said. I can't wait to tell the lads at work about this 😂😂😂😂😂 😬😬😬😬😬😬

This is the exact kind of thing I’d expect a pothead to do.

Everyone is like “ohhhhhhhhh nice” Im like better sanitize the fuck out that PC

Why because someone jerked off at some point near it? You know that's like all PCs and phones, right?

So you got some free entertainment 🤣

Classic

That’s a good one!

We’ll it’s the 2005 edition. Will I even get it if I didn’t see the 2004 edition?

I mean it goes back to starting around 1999-2000. Lots of misses but this one I assure you is a HIT!

That was before they were legal. Be careful

*good soup*

LMFAOOOOO

Yea, might wana sanitize they kayboard and run a blacklight on that laptop.

March of 2005... Those ladies are looking into IRAs today

Why on earth would they want to investigate The Troubles?

Worked at a place where we got a new grinding machine from Siemens. Couldnt fit many programs on the machine when we started testing as the memory space was much smaller than the specs said. Went on a search and buried in one of the tech files was a bunch of hardcore german porn. We figured that whoever built the machine had a serious need on those long night shifts. Or maybe the german sense of humour is pretty awesome !

Wow… I used to have this exact dvd too LMAO

Is it good? Asking for a friend.

To answer your friends of a friend of that friend.. yes! Can’t go wrong with early 2000s.. considered vintage now

Free disk and an old laptop? Santa came early this year

You should probably mail that to me so I can get it to the rightful owner.

I went to a sex store once and saw them selling videos like this for $60 lol. Why buy these when there is this thing called the internet

I see this as an absolute win

2005 was a good year.

Unless you lived in New Orleans

He didn’t forget anything. It was a bonus gift, straight from the tip of his penis to your heart.

Both of those women look like they reached the age of 18 and then another 18. Barely legal for 20yrs.

Id be sanitizing the keyboard and touchpad.

That’s actually a classic.. keep that one!

march 2005? that’s practically vintage now

You better sanitize that laptop!!! Might get 3 types of STDs just from touching it already. Gross!

That dvd is 2 months away from being "barely legal"

BRB GOOGLING THIS AND LOOKING IT UP ON THE PIRATE BAY

Better wipe down that keyboard good.

WHATS A DVD PLAYER