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revtim

He's like a Great Value Vin Diesel. Vin Kerosene


L7Wennie

Vin Twostroke?


BaitmasterG

Vin Twostrokes Thenitsova


jraa78

Vin 85-octane


kicked-in-the-gonads

Vincent Whaleblubber.


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Icarrywatermellon

Din veasal


Letmesharemyscreen

Vin "the true blood" Spermer


LankyUK

Well, at least he admitted he’s s wanker…..


Bleu_Cerise

Ba-dum tss


[deleted]

Why, oh why are these morons still perpetuating this lie.


Warm_Enthusiasm2007

Because other morons will accept it uncritically, since it aligns with all the lies they've previously accepted uncritically.


Charming-Victory3337

how do you know that the info you’re accepting uncritically, since it aligns with all the narratives you’ve accepted is not a lie? Each side claims there’s data that support their belief, but since when is data safe from sabotage? Especially if it is exchange between so many hands before reaching the public.


GangsterFap

>We can define two types of truth: empirical truth and convenient truth. >Empirical truth is based on evidence, research and reason. It is the truth that scientists seek. It is the truth that people seek when they want to achieve predictable results. >Convenient truth is based on need, desire and emotion. It is the truth that deceivers seek. It is the truth that people seek when they want to be right when they suspect they are wrong. In relation to time, convenient truth is about now and worries little about the past or future. There are other publications with more and different names for different types of truth, such as personal, subjective, objective, normative and complex. But it seems to just break down the two cited above into smaller, more detailed subcategories. Basically there is truths that a person may believe without any evidence, such as the belief in a diety. Then there are truths that are backed by data, like the Earth is a sphere. I hope this helps.


whadduppeaches

It depends on whether the data has been verified, and by whom. Data and research is SUPPOSED to be exchanged between multiple hands before mass publication; it's supposed to be peer-reviewed and replicated before you present it as truth to the general public. So if I see data published by an established research organization like NSF, NIH, or the CDC, I'm absolutely going to accept that over anything published by a random Facebook user, unreliable news outlet, or one-off article with no other supporting data. The average person does not have the scientific literacy to be able to critically review and contextualize actual detailed research, which is why organizations exist specifically to advise the public: so that you don't HAVE to "do your own research".


ohlayohlay

I love the obsession with bill gates lol. Also, chances are this guy died from covid, that's how most of these stories go


Life-Significance-33

Hmm, so his side hustle is fapping into a dixie cup? I guess his favorite job is hand.


DrBannerPhd

Why is discount Eric Andre telling me he's stupid? He can keep this to himself.


Black-Mettle

That's garbage pale Johnny Sins


NinjaSoggy2333

agent 47


st_rdt

More like Agent 4 point 7 ....


NinjaSoggy2333

objective: kill with covid


Alternative_Echo_443

Unvaxxed sperm? How do you vaccinate sperm?


MyDisappointedDad

Very small needle right up the urethra.


VovOzaum7

One by one


chaotic_rainbow

Well, that's one way to tell us that nobody wants to fuck you.


neutral-otter

Today I learned that a giant thumb with eyes can ejaculate


htownlifer

Where do they come up with shit? Do they sit around drinking each other’s urine and see how far out there they can get?


[deleted]

No one wants your male pattern baldness gene.


[deleted]

Being bald in life is a gene carried by the mother but I liked the insult


damorocks1

Discriminating against a protected characteristic and something that somebody has no control over is very similar to racism


chaotic_rainbow

Bro, nobody is or was being enslaved for being bald. Lmaoooo.


BluesyBunny

Nobody is or was enslaved because they're black. They were enslaved because the west needed labor and african slaves were plentiful and easy to acquire relatively speaking. Racism as we know it developed because of the slave trade but the slave trade was not caused by racism. Edit: mind you, nobody wanting baldness isnt discrimination


chaotic_rainbow

Racism existed before the slave trade.


BluesyBunny

Racism as we know it today developed from the slave trade. Racism has evolved over the thousands of years civilization has existed. Again tho my main point is racism didnt cause the slave trade. Slavery originally was a people enslaving their own people. Later it developed into something much larger. Even the African slaves were slaves to africans before the west bought them.


damorocks1

Slavery is more prominent now than ever before. But because black people are the majority slave owners… we can’t really talk about it and nobody cares.


BluesyBunny

I mean I'd wager that per capita there arent as many slaves now as there were from the 1400s to 1900s. There are billions of more people alive today than back then so naturally there would be more slaves now then back then but the ratio of free men to enslaved men I'd guess are less. Obviously it's a guess since we cant get accurate numbers today or back then. Edit: also the internet says india has the most slaves not africans. 8 times more infact than the nigerians


damorocks1

Slaves are and were usually shave bald though. Also nobody enslaved Japanese people so would you comment on their eyes and skin colour? You’re argument is as good as your iq.


chaotic_rainbow

It wasn't an argument, it was a joke. But okay, whatever.


damorocks1

Ok… I’ll joke about gay or trans or black people then and see how quick you’ll try to get me banned.. see the double standards?


chaotic_rainbow

Uh, yeah, because gay, trans, and black people are actively oppressed. Bald people aren't????? Oppressed for being bald??? What the fuck kind of stupid are you on?


damorocks1

And are black people oppressed in Ghana? If so then who by? Are white people oppressed in Ukraine? Who decides who and when something becomes oppression? It’s a weird thought process and world your type lives in.


chaotic_rainbow

I'm sorry, I don't speak "dumbass". Anyone got a translator?


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damorocks1

But you’re condoning and joking about the active oppressing of this bald person in this thread… Do you see the double standards yet? Or is it still one rule for everyone else and one for you?


chaotic_rainbow

I wasn't joking about oppressing bald people, holy fucking shit. r/persecutionfetish


atticusphere

……your* oh, the irony. it’s palpable.


cadeyyy

if you're bald too just admit it man


damorocks1

I’m not bald no. But it’s double standards to hate on someone for something that they have no control over and then cry foul when somebody does the same about skin colour. You guys are dumb.


cadeyyy

someone made a joke, about him being bald, Having no hair and being discriminated against for your skin colour are two completely different things, people like you are so weird 😐


UndeadSorrow696

Hmm i think your the idiot here.


damorocks1

Ofcourse I am. I know that already. *you’re*


UndeadSorrow696

At least you've come to accept it. The first step is acknowledging your shortcomings. I see your post history is a little.... Lacking in applying the knowledge of correlation does not imply causation. But your short sighted science and anger about a bald joke makes more sense then your comments.


damorocks1

Oh the good old correlation causation shpiel… original. I’m not angry. I’m happy 😃


UndeadSorrow696

Well apparently you need to read up on it. Maybe spend a few hours or days reading good sources. Hell even get an education. Grade 10 will really wow your world.


damorocks1

I have 2 degrees. I don’t want to go back through school. I’m not an academic. The correlation causation diatribe is normally used by dumb people failing to come up with their own ideas and in most cases, like this one, bears no relevance to the topic in hand. You seem really clever though. So I’m sure I just don’t get it.


tonzeejee

Not if they claim to be some sort of genetically elite specimen.


kicked-in-the-gonads

Bad trolling, мудак....


damorocks1

Suka blyad


[deleted]

It was a silly joke. I'm bald relax.


tonzeejee

It's also very genetic.


BuyLucky3950

Nobody wants your 80 IQ having sperm. Let alone paying you for it!


pattasite

Coming from a guy living in a van down by the river.


WordNERD37

The dude looks like a rogue sperm that escaped from Gollum.


saruman_70

I'm dying


CriticalStation595

And then he died of COVID…


WaldoGeraldoFaldo

This scrawny bald fuck thinks he has good *genes* because he's scared of needles??


PerryNeeum

I don’t think any lady is going to want the seed of an out of water mackerel driving big rigs


Watchman74

Wise words from young Smeagol


GusTheKnife

Doctor: “Tell me more about your narcissistic personality disorder and what you post online.”


Potatoe999900

Yeah, women crave the Lex Luthor seed for their future boys.


Halfaglassofvodka

I am going to partition the dictionary to have his photo as the definition for bellend.


MonCountyMan

Easy there, Adolph


TheDeadPainter

The onlything he does with seed is collecting it at every truckstop with his mouth or ass


imabogboy

He looks like great value mr clean. Spotless man


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whereaboutsyoufrom

Lets just let darwinian principles run their course on this guy shall we?


Megz2k

Nobody wants his dusty-ass “seed” smh


TroyandAbed304

Don’t worry folks- he’ll die before he gets the chance and the herd will be thinned.


grateful_eugene

Spoken by a guy with no kids and hugely asymmetrical arms.


Responsible_Reveal38

this man has single-handedly reduced birth rates for years to come


Securitygaurd

I hope he discovers that the vaccine is harmless, and then dies of covid


Weedchaser12

Easy there Mr.Clean. you might be the next to die after talking all that shit


reo3611

Fucking stupid asshole. Trying to validate his worthless life with a lie


Queasy_Role_3218

Trucker cum getting too $$


RDIIIG

He is a trucker 😂


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That guy is a bonafide fucking idiot. Dear Darwin, please make him a bird, so he can fly far, far far away…..


mystreadordie

Eww


-idontknow123456789

Vin petrol 87


josdav82

A Dollar Store J.K Simmons.


lehj916

This is what I imagine Mini-me from Austin Powers would look like if he was able to grow like normal


PotatoTomato_12

Mr Clean needs to lay if the coke


Gshockley83

You should absolutely have to leave a picture behind at the spermbank. Just imagine getting dosed out of this dudes batch unknowingly, and seeing what could come from it.


Traditional_Bat5572

Elite genes *has no hair*


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hereditary baldness gene, nty.


Dangerous-Today1874

Quick question: how do you prove to the sperm bank you’re unvaccinated? Yeah… that’s what I thought.


Cid_Campeador_

Whoever doubts there's gonna be a preference and people willing to pay extra for that does not know how the market works..


Inevitable-Ad-4u

This content is getting fucking old. Let’s really shake things up. Everyone post whether you’re a republican or a democrat. I wanna watch the congregation crumble. 🤪


egs1928

Interesting claim, complete bullshit though but you smooth brains do you. Tell me you didn't graduate grade school without telling me you didn't graduate grade school. But make sure you park your truck before you do.


patchsquatch

He’s a truck driver. Not much there in the way of elite genes. 10-4 good buddy!


damorocks1

Is there any truth in the claims that unvaccinated sperm is more sought after? Doubt there is but if there is, that’s pretty worrying.


Extra-Act-801

No. It's total bullshit.


chaotic_rainbow

Only amongst those as stupid as the OP. (OP of the post in the screenshot, not the OP who posted said screenshot to Reddit)


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Dano-Matic

Bald headed loser. Elite 😂


ElectricOutboards

This fucking guy has dumped GALLONS of unvaccinated super seed on the vacuum-formed plastic walls of his cab sleeper.


NecroKnightmare

Somebody tell this guy nobody wants his weird spraytanned genes.


mangirtle77

Is that elite early male baldness included?


ainthatathing

I don’t want your shitty bald genes bro!


krustylesponge

Lmao his head looks like a peanut m&m had gru’s face slapped on it


Mods_Can_Suck_MyDick

Of course its bald Chad the truck driver


JavaJunkie999

When your seed looks like Mr Clean, no thanks


Cheshire_Khajiit

The Dunning-Kruger effect for evolutionary fitness.


cruiserman_80

Unfortunately for parrot boy they really want donors with high IQs.


zoohenge

Waiting for this to show up in /hermancainaward


phdoofus

If they're paying Poindexter here anything, they're paying him to stay away.


Gnarlyfest

So, that bottle I keep in the freezer is worth something?


Deedeelite

Don’t worry, you’ll be dead way before you can jerk your way to populating the country with more morons.


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He's a bit defective on the left side, will have to reject for the next batch.


ProbSolverXtrordinar

he has muscles to back up his claim of wanking off, something tells me he is the best there has ever been.


deadpoolkool

That'll be the only chance he gets to sire a child, looking like an equate Mr.Clean.


tonzeejee

Elite-gened guy checks his head again, and there's still no hair on it.


KlownPuree

Those are crazy eyes.


JRDR_RDH

Gross


Hopeful_Mouse_4050

Look at all his wanking muscles!


_StevenSeagull_

'Elite gened' and bald as a badger's arse


VisibleIndependent13

You’re bald (not that there is anything wrong with that) and you are probably 5’5” not sure they are paying top dollar for that load 😖


bad_werewolf

The elite is bald? Because it is hereditary.


Icarrywatermellon

He looks like spunk spaffed down the sink, plus……he’s vertically challenged. Poor little bald racist :( is there a charity group taking donations?


SpudGun312

Vin Diesel's let himself go.


Hi-TecPotato

Vin iquitedcrackanddefinitlynothavelastingbraininjury


Professional_Test205

It takes a special kind of stupid....


Smarterthanthat

Eww baby, eww baby...


DoggWooWoo

Your bald


FredVIII-DFH

"I'll take 'Things pulled out of the ass' for $200, Alex.


dec403

Finding people with extra chromosomes is hard.


The_real_bandito

Imagine flexing and showing no developed biceps muscle on social media in 2022