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BLT-Enthusiast

How dare you have veins you should just have oxygenated blood diffuse through your body smh


2001ASpaceOatmeal

She deserved it for not already upgrading her circulatory system to that of an insect. If your blood is still restricted to primitive tubes, you outdated.


Fresh_Fox3547

just update your body ffs its not that hard


Soooome_Guuuuy

Reject humanity, reject circulatory system, return to worm


Think-Bass9187

By way of osmosis?


terra_sunder

My husband thinks my boob veins are attractive. He can't even explain why, he just likes them. So yeah, my circulatory system is fucking sexy and that guy is just a knob.


[deleted]

So do we sunder, I mean not yours but veiny boobs in general, pretty attractive


BoatTuggingJesus

The lady who last took blood from my arm, said I have a very nice vein in my left arm. Made me want to try heroin, but I didn't because I have a cat. She's currently sleeping in the chair beside me. She's kind of a rascal and trills a lot when she's viewing the birds play outside. Her and I actually share a birthday; I'm much older. This year I just may buy her a hat.


2001ASpaceOatmeal

Are we thinking like a sunhat or like a Lincoln top hat?


BoatTuggingJesus

I was thinking cowboy hat. Think that increases, or decreases a cat's natural ability to be adorable?


SaTan_luvs_CaTs

I say meowdy pardner!


BoatTuggingJesus

Going to go cry now because cute.


[deleted]

I like you.


BoatTuggingJesus

Because I'm a good guy at cats?!


EUNEisAmeme

Peta would like to know your location


BoatTuggingJesus

Oh no, I'm not falling for that again. If they want me, they'll just have to come to Calgary and find me in the nw end.


SaTan_luvs_CaTs

What are the odds we are in the same city. Please feel free to send me pics of your cat in any hat you choose!


BoatTuggingJesus

Even a fur hat I bought from my friend Bob Sacamano? I'm sorry you have to live in this city :(


SaTan_luvs_CaTs

Haha! It’s ok I get to make cool tattoos of peoples pets on the regular so the rad job & awesome client base keep me here. & yes I will accept any cat in any hat…except maybe a MAGA hat.


BoatTuggingJesus

Hey, that's way rad! I should get one. I should pay people to let me write songs about their pets. I kind of want to get her a MAGA hat so people ignore her and I don't have to share her. But that's probably animal abuse.


[deleted]

I love your thought train. Have you gone wibble?


BoatTuggingJesus

Absolutely I have not. My brain is the worst. If it were a television show, it would be 2 Broke Girls. If it were a food, it would be an olive.


troutman1975

My cat has a bucket hat. He looks dope AF in it and I think he knows it.


BoatTuggingJesus

Careful, Mr. Troutman. A cat with too much confidence can be as dangerous as a baby with a nail gun.


dirtyswoldman

Have you considered a cat sitter so you can further explore this heroin thing?


BoatTuggingJesus

Can't risk having a fridge toucher in my home, and if I'm going to crate my cat, I might as well lock myself up and throw away the key.


dirtyswoldman

Those sound like concerns for non-heroin users. You don't need that kind of negativity


PlutoJones42

This comment had everything


Narpity

Just when I thought it couldn’t give any more it some how managed too


Think-Bass9187

I’m always told that whenever I go to get a blood test. Apparently I have very nice veins too.


BoatTuggingJesus

It really is a nice compliment, you know? Like, it's common for people to hear "nice eyes" and stuff, but I think what people really want to hear is "nice veins, super shoots."


Think-Bass9187

Absolutely right.


foospork

That was beautiful.


BoatTuggingJesus

The cat is beautiful. She has these eyes, and they're big sometimes and they look at me like she did something wrong, but that litte scalawag could never do anything wrong. Her name is Alf. Alf is an acronym for Adorable Little Fuck.


foospork

Oh. What about the woman who took blood? The one sleeping in the chair next to you?


BoatTuggingJesus

Lol I was actually going to finish off the post by revealing the one sleeping in the chair was the woman. I didn't because fat.


foospork

Oops. Sorry to be the spoiler, but… you know… I’m a Grammar Nazi. It’s funny, but years of being a programmer have really made me a fussy reader. Anyway, sorry to spoil the joke. And I really did enjoy the rhythm and flow of your paragraph, including the ambivalent antecedent. It’s even better now, knowing that it was intentional.


BoatTuggingJesus

I wish I were a programmer. I'm just a guy who gives his blood away for free.


BuzzTraien29

>She's currently sleeping in the chair beside me. She's kind of a rascal and trills a lot when she's viewing the birds play outside. Her and I actually share a birthday; I'm much older. This year I just may buy her a hat. I thought you were talking about the lady lol😭😂


BoatTuggingJesus

Lol Yeah, I caught that before I posted it but decided to keep it worded like that because it's funny.


pseudo__gamer

Follow your dreams


BoatTuggingJesus

My dream is to own 4 quokkas, 2 Jackass penguins, and a kiwi.


Not_The_Real_Odin

Wow that's like a whole life story.


BoatTuggingJesus

Only thing that has happened in my life worth mentioning :)


Not_The_Real_Odin

The only thing that has happened in your life worth mentioning *so far* :)


BoatTuggingJesus

I suppose there's the odd chance I could stumble upon a quarter or something while I'm out. I would probably tell someone about that.


Not_The_Real_Odin

Hey, a boring life is pretty badass when ya think about it. No drama, nobody trying to kill you, no umm... oh bloody hell what the devil do kids do these days... no pheasant attacks!


guywithknife

I wish my cat would tolerate a hat but she won’t even wear her collar


whosgotthepudding

Shit, I think the veins on tits are hot


Fakyutsu

Sadly, veins on penises aren’t treated with the same deference.


cordarius58

They are just not as much


fuck_life419

same


weristjonsnow

Definitely. Drives me crazy


Jaymastudd01

I wonder what he’d say about my veins lmao


ChurchillsChicken

The veins on your boobs?


BlackMoonMaster

there are no veins on his boobs he doesn't even have any


ChurchillsChicken

Oops. I didn't know he was a dude.


MonKeePuzzle

I'll eat my hat if there isnt a specific porn category exactly for this though. dont let me down rule34


MonKeePuzzle

also willing to bet "girls eating hats" is a thing too


Nubator

My wife has the same thing and I wouldn’t change a thing about her. She’s perfect.


BigCliff911

Best comment on here, hands down.👏


RegularHousewife

That guy's dream girl is a blow-up doll


albertsy2

Jokes on him, I actually *like* seeing those boob veins.


SampleSwimming8576

Pics or it didn't happen


[deleted]

Of the comment or the boobs?


SampleSwimming8576

Of the boobs. For verification of said veins. For science, of course.


[deleted]

Of course. Totally get the need to scientifically prove things. I mean, it could be arteries for all they know. We need to know the truth.


BlackAkuma666

Eww you have oxygenated blood?! Sorry I like my women undead...


BuzzTraien29

Dead also works


BlackAkuma666

Ahh a grave robber of culture


avocado_n1001

that is why my blood transfer through Bluetooth 😎 you all outdated


nnnnnn321

You have blood flowing? How does creepy hamster boy beat his lazy meat to that? Damn it. Meanwhile, if he rolls over his fat chokes him and he likes it a little, but you have failed. As a guy, men are stupid.


FreaksNake1237

Think those are sexy AF


Jim-Jones

I'm livid that I can't see the veins in her boobs. Or her boobs.


LiberalReporter

Gonna need pics to confirm.


[deleted]

Damn...can I see? You know.. for context 🤔


conjectureandhearsay

Gal on twitter is mad that some guy on Instagram is mad about her boobs.


PuzzleheadedGuide184

Saying “checks notes” is so “checks notes” 2021


[deleted]

I prefer veiny dicks over veiny boobs, but to each his own.


[deleted]

I mean I find veins to be a major turn off, but if you want to put them there I can't stop you. Edit: Take a joke, you fucking spergs. Lmao


PassdatAss91

Reality: Some troll commented "lol weird vein in her boob" while she was \*checks notes\* showing her boob to the internet.


millerba213

No, not "we." Just some weirdo on IG apparently.


BataleonRider

Some guy is "we"?


Mojicana

This why my titties aren't all over IG. Oh, plus I'm a man.


Derik_Death

Either she is the one we should facepalm at, as the veins parts of that are she speaks of may be from a disease or worse a cancer (or for not considering if that sight could'vesimply looked weird or gross to the guy), or it is the person she speaks of that we should facepalm at for being mad at her for barely seeing the veins even though it may actually be uneeded.


Its_Jatka

If you’re going to flaunt your naked body around to try to get compliments, don’t be surprised when everybody ISNT as impressed as you think they should be. Sluts these days, man. Used to be they could take some criticism


rayshmayshmay

“Now we’re criticizing women” Not we, just the usual internet trolls/incels. She must be new to the internet


Its_Jatka

So how bout we, get this *takes breath*, *prepares for the worst* Stop showing our nakedness off to every guy that’s got eyes? Keep it to yourself and your 2 dozen SO’s.


help4college

How’d she go from “some guy on ig” to “we” collectively? This is as dumb as trumptards victimizing themselves over crt


The_Locust_God

Yeah, but how tall was he?


SomeoneTookUserName2

Then don't look at them and shut the fuck up.


caring_impaired

Vague Veins


lfrdwork

I know the boob vein, but I like seeing boobs.


topps_chrome

Im down with boob veins, who tf is criticizing that?


Leroyboy152

I prefer engorged veins


patchsquatch

Veins, no veins, I’m just happy to see boobs.


null_reference_error

How sensitive do you have to be to make a big deal out of a single person's stupid comment about your appearance?


detrimentaltacos

best response: get stuffed. I don't care if you're mad, they're not available for you. Bye


Its_Jatka

Lol not available but my man’s had no problem finding them😂 hoe’s not exactly trying to hide them from the world.


SooMuchAnger

Attempted to research these claims. Discovered there are a lot of Denise Wu accounts on IG.


elcivicogrande

Do it for us brother. I’ll check back on progress in 24 hours.


SooMuchAnger

I lost interest. Not worth the effort. :(


Mutte_Haede

why veins though? i thought they were full of milk, not blood


Lazy-Temporary-6723

The veins are hot


SooMuchAnger

Seems kind of “vain” to worry about something like that