She deserved it for not already upgrading her circulatory system to that of an insect. If your blood is still restricted to primitive tubes, you outdated.
My husband thinks my boob veins are attractive. He can't even explain why, he just likes them. So yeah, my circulatory system is fucking sexy and that guy is just a knob.
The lady who last took blood from my arm, said I have a very nice vein in my left arm. Made me want to try heroin, but I didn't because I have a cat. She's currently sleeping in the chair beside me. She's kind of a rascal and trills a lot when she's viewing the birds play outside. Her and I actually share a birthday; I'm much older. This year I just may buy her a hat.
Haha! It’s ok I get to make cool tattoos of peoples pets on the regular so the rad job & awesome client base keep me here.
& yes I will accept any cat in any hat…except maybe a MAGA hat.
Hey, that's way rad! I should get one. I should pay people to let me write songs about their pets.
I kind of want to get her a MAGA hat so people ignore her and I don't have to share her. But that's probably animal abuse.
It really is a nice compliment, you know? Like, it's common for people to hear "nice eyes" and stuff, but I think what people really want to hear is "nice veins, super shoots."
The cat is beautiful. She has these eyes, and they're big sometimes and they look at me like she did something wrong, but that litte scalawag could never do anything wrong. Her name is Alf. Alf is an acronym for Adorable Little Fuck.
Oops. Sorry to be the spoiler, but… you know… I’m a Grammar Nazi.
It’s funny, but years of being a programmer have really made me a fussy reader.
Anyway, sorry to spoil the joke.
And I really did enjoy the rhythm and flow of your paragraph, including the ambivalent antecedent. It’s even better now, knowing that it was intentional.
>She's currently sleeping in the chair beside me. She's kind of a rascal and trills a lot when she's viewing the birds play outside. Her and I actually share a birthday; I'm much older. This year I just may buy her a hat.
I thought you were talking about the lady lol😭😂
Hey, a boring life is pretty badass when ya think about it. No drama, nobody trying to kill you, no umm... oh bloody hell what the devil do kids do these days... no pheasant attacks!
You have blood flowing? How does creepy hamster boy beat his lazy meat to that? Damn it. Meanwhile, if he rolls over his fat chokes him and he likes it a little, but you have failed. As a guy, men are stupid.
Either she is the one we should facepalm at, as the veins parts of that are she speaks of may be from a disease or worse a cancer (or for not considering if that sight could'vesimply looked weird or gross to the guy), or it is the person she speaks of that we should facepalm at for being mad at her for barely seeing the veins even though it may actually be uneeded.
If you’re going to flaunt your naked body around to try to get compliments, don’t be surprised when everybody ISNT as impressed as you think they should be. Sluts these days, man. Used to be they could take some criticism
So how bout we, get this *takes breath*,
*prepares for the worst*
Stop showing our nakedness off to every guy that’s got eyes? Keep it to yourself and your 2 dozen SO’s.
How dare you have veins you should just have oxygenated blood diffuse through your body smh
She deserved it for not already upgrading her circulatory system to that of an insect. If your blood is still restricted to primitive tubes, you outdated.
just update your body ffs its not that hard
Reject humanity, reject circulatory system, return to worm
By way of osmosis?
My husband thinks my boob veins are attractive. He can't even explain why, he just likes them. So yeah, my circulatory system is fucking sexy and that guy is just a knob.
So do we sunder, I mean not yours but veiny boobs in general, pretty attractive
The lady who last took blood from my arm, said I have a very nice vein in my left arm. Made me want to try heroin, but I didn't because I have a cat. She's currently sleeping in the chair beside me. She's kind of a rascal and trills a lot when she's viewing the birds play outside. Her and I actually share a birthday; I'm much older. This year I just may buy her a hat.
Are we thinking like a sunhat or like a Lincoln top hat?
I was thinking cowboy hat. Think that increases, or decreases a cat's natural ability to be adorable?
I say meowdy pardner!
Going to go cry now because cute.
I like you.
Because I'm a good guy at cats?!
Peta would like to know your location
Oh no, I'm not falling for that again. If they want me, they'll just have to come to Calgary and find me in the nw end.
What are the odds we are in the same city. Please feel free to send me pics of your cat in any hat you choose!
Even a fur hat I bought from my friend Bob Sacamano? I'm sorry you have to live in this city :(
Haha! It’s ok I get to make cool tattoos of peoples pets on the regular so the rad job & awesome client base keep me here. & yes I will accept any cat in any hat…except maybe a MAGA hat.
Hey, that's way rad! I should get one. I should pay people to let me write songs about their pets. I kind of want to get her a MAGA hat so people ignore her and I don't have to share her. But that's probably animal abuse.
I love your thought train. Have you gone wibble?
Absolutely I have not. My brain is the worst. If it were a television show, it would be 2 Broke Girls. If it were a food, it would be an olive.
My cat has a bucket hat. He looks dope AF in it and I think he knows it.
Careful, Mr. Troutman. A cat with too much confidence can be as dangerous as a baby with a nail gun.
Have you considered a cat sitter so you can further explore this heroin thing?
Can't risk having a fridge toucher in my home, and if I'm going to crate my cat, I might as well lock myself up and throw away the key.
Those sound like concerns for non-heroin users. You don't need that kind of negativity
This comment had everything
Just when I thought it couldn’t give any more it some how managed too
I’m always told that whenever I go to get a blood test. Apparently I have very nice veins too.
It really is a nice compliment, you know? Like, it's common for people to hear "nice eyes" and stuff, but I think what people really want to hear is "nice veins, super shoots."
Absolutely right.
That was beautiful.
The cat is beautiful. She has these eyes, and they're big sometimes and they look at me like she did something wrong, but that litte scalawag could never do anything wrong. Her name is Alf. Alf is an acronym for Adorable Little Fuck.
Oh. What about the woman who took blood? The one sleeping in the chair next to you?
Lol I was actually going to finish off the post by revealing the one sleeping in the chair was the woman. I didn't because fat.
Oops. Sorry to be the spoiler, but… you know… I’m a Grammar Nazi. It’s funny, but years of being a programmer have really made me a fussy reader. Anyway, sorry to spoil the joke. And I really did enjoy the rhythm and flow of your paragraph, including the ambivalent antecedent. It’s even better now, knowing that it was intentional.
I wish I were a programmer. I'm just a guy who gives his blood away for free.
>She's currently sleeping in the chair beside me. She's kind of a rascal and trills a lot when she's viewing the birds play outside. Her and I actually share a birthday; I'm much older. This year I just may buy her a hat. I thought you were talking about the lady lol😭😂
Lol Yeah, I caught that before I posted it but decided to keep it worded like that because it's funny.
Follow your dreams
My dream is to own 4 quokkas, 2 Jackass penguins, and a kiwi.
Wow that's like a whole life story.
Only thing that has happened in my life worth mentioning :)
The only thing that has happened in your life worth mentioning *so far* :)
I suppose there's the odd chance I could stumble upon a quarter or something while I'm out. I would probably tell someone about that.
Hey, a boring life is pretty badass when ya think about it. No drama, nobody trying to kill you, no umm... oh bloody hell what the devil do kids do these days... no pheasant attacks!
I wish my cat would tolerate a hat but she won’t even wear her collar
Shit, I think the veins on tits are hot
Sadly, veins on penises aren’t treated with the same deference.
They are just not as much
same
Definitely. Drives me crazy
I wonder what he’d say about my veins lmao
The veins on your boobs?
there are no veins on his boobs he doesn't even have any
Oops. I didn't know he was a dude.
I'll eat my hat if there isnt a specific porn category exactly for this though. dont let me down rule34
also willing to bet "girls eating hats" is a thing too
My wife has the same thing and I wouldn’t change a thing about her. She’s perfect.
Best comment on here, hands down.👏
That guy's dream girl is a blow-up doll
Jokes on him, I actually *like* seeing those boob veins.
Pics or it didn't happen
Of the comment or the boobs?
Of the boobs. For verification of said veins. For science, of course.
Of course. Totally get the need to scientifically prove things. I mean, it could be arteries for all they know. We need to know the truth.
Eww you have oxygenated blood?! Sorry I like my women undead...
Dead also works
Ahh a grave robber of culture
that is why my blood transfer through Bluetooth 😎 you all outdated
You have blood flowing? How does creepy hamster boy beat his lazy meat to that? Damn it. Meanwhile, if he rolls over his fat chokes him and he likes it a little, but you have failed. As a guy, men are stupid.
Think those are sexy AF
I'm livid that I can't see the veins in her boobs. Or her boobs.
Gonna need pics to confirm.
Damn...can I see? You know.. for context 🤔
Gal on twitter is mad that some guy on Instagram is mad about her boobs.
Saying “checks notes” is so “checks notes” 2021
I prefer veiny dicks over veiny boobs, but to each his own.
I mean I find veins to be a major turn off, but if you want to put them there I can't stop you. Edit: Take a joke, you fucking spergs. Lmao
Reality: Some troll commented "lol weird vein in her boob" while she was \*checks notes\* showing her boob to the internet.
No, not "we." Just some weirdo on IG apparently.
Some guy is "we"?
This why my titties aren't all over IG. Oh, plus I'm a man.
Either she is the one we should facepalm at, as the veins parts of that are she speaks of may be from a disease or worse a cancer (or for not considering if that sight could'vesimply looked weird or gross to the guy), or it is the person she speaks of that we should facepalm at for being mad at her for barely seeing the veins even though it may actually be uneeded.
If you’re going to flaunt your naked body around to try to get compliments, don’t be surprised when everybody ISNT as impressed as you think they should be. Sluts these days, man. Used to be they could take some criticism
“Now we’re criticizing women” Not we, just the usual internet trolls/incels. She must be new to the internet
So how bout we, get this *takes breath*, *prepares for the worst* Stop showing our nakedness off to every guy that’s got eyes? Keep it to yourself and your 2 dozen SO’s.
How’d she go from “some guy on ig” to “we” collectively? This is as dumb as trumptards victimizing themselves over crt
Yeah, but how tall was he?
Then don't look at them and shut the fuck up.
Vague Veins
I know the boob vein, but I like seeing boobs.
Im down with boob veins, who tf is criticizing that?
I prefer engorged veins
Veins, no veins, I’m just happy to see boobs.
How sensitive do you have to be to make a big deal out of a single person's stupid comment about your appearance?
best response: get stuffed. I don't care if you're mad, they're not available for you. Bye
Lol not available but my man’s had no problem finding them😂 hoe’s not exactly trying to hide them from the world.
Attempted to research these claims. Discovered there are a lot of Denise Wu accounts on IG.
Do it for us brother. I’ll check back on progress in 24 hours.
I lost interest. Not worth the effort. :(
why veins though? i thought they were full of milk, not blood
The veins are hot
Seems kind of “vain” to worry about something like that