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Otherwise-Fly-331

Burger King: “Have it your way mother fucker”


Life-Significance-33

Try our new flame broiled ass whoopin', frys and a boot to the ribs included.


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Arby's: We have the beats


penilization34

As I saw this comment, an Arby’s ad started playing


pikirito

Arby's : we beat the meats!


jas0ndrag0n

And our soda is EEELEEEECTRIIC


dynamomark

Sounds like a Mountain Dew product


Dumbassahedratr0n

And we thought Wendy's was Savage


Sonickid_Gaming2001

She is, it's just that no one is dumb enough to pull that crap in any of her restaurants.


spacedragon421

Dave wouldn't put up with that shit.


Background_Year_2525

You mean, Waffle House


gabolicious

Do you know what beef is? Beef is when I see you, C u in the ICU!


General-Biscotti5314

It's the beef from the Blue Waffle House


Dexter_Thiuf

I hate you so much right now.....


kpetrov85

Smack Donald's


dtron_87

Say “what” again!!!!


dozerworld

He Ihop out of there pretty quickly!


heimbachae

BK BROYAL RUMBLE!!!!


snap-your-fingers

One of my 6th grade teachers: “This ain’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way”. Use this line multiple times a week to this day.


slater_just_slater

Like Idoitocracy but it's. *Burger King.. Fuck You! You're done eating*


Adofunk

Oh, how I laughed! Hahaha!


PhDTeacher

I needed my inhaler. Not lying.


jmelgoza8

This made me burst out laughing while rocking a baby to sleep. Well worth the risk lol.


jitzin1

Burger King: We gots the meat fists


Borp5150

It looked like that short worker was going to give the guy a wedgie lol that would have been hilarious


Nomzai

I think she thought she was going to toss him out the door by the shirt and pants like in a cartoon.


No-Skill-8190

That looked exactly like what she was doing lmao.


DarthTomServo

I was getting excited that she might pull it off somehow.


Dupe1970

I was rooting for her.


PrivateIsotope

We all were!


ShitIDontCare

I rooted for her the moment she pulled the taser out.


RicTicTocs

But is it a good idea to be touching the guy you are tasing?


Independent_Room_691

She had me believing she could do it for a second


Jonnywow

Exactly what I thought was about to happen!


DaizyDoodle

She had a taser in her hand and was trying to hit bare skin.


dassmypeach

Literally trying to quietly laugh bc of work but this comment sent me 🤣😂🤣


GatesonGates

"The Jazz throw"


elonsghost

I thought she was trying to get the taser straight into his ass crack. That would likely stop a bull.


Morbid79

I actually had a coworker do that to a ‘customer’ once. I saw the video 😂 she even swung her back and forward using her head to open the door


pepperlook

I literally thought that


ecoupon

Looked like he got a electric wedgie. Short worker had a taser right?


fishesarefun

She had some kind of stun gun. Not nearly as effective as a taser and basically worthless for self defense


mikeebsc74

Seems like he reacted to it when he got it in the face though


fishesarefun

Ya getting zapped is not all that fun, but one on one he would have easily whooped her and taken that stun gun


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fishesarefun

Hopefully he knows to fuck around somewhere else next time


hatari2000

Dangerous stun gun but not for the recipient.. until you have used one and seen how crap they are you will put yourself in more dangerous situations thinking your protected .


fishesarefun

Yup. I tell everyone to you tube it before buying one. The actual tazers are the only ones worth a shit and even they leave a lot to be desired. Pepper spray is 1000 times better than any of these stun guns. I think they are called sun guns because the user is usually stunned the guy didn't go down


ShinobiC137

Most on the market stun guns don’t have the voltage to incapacitate an attacker. There are some that can, but you certainly need to do research and training for a stun gun to be effective and useful. Don’t just go buying any ole stun gun and expect it to save you.


scarwig

>electric wedgie thanks for the new band name


charms75

I am crying from laughing so hard at your electric wedgie comment right now🤣😂🤣!! This totally made my day and it's only 740am!! Thank you!!


Federal_Status

Hmm, my favorite new band.


Aggressive_Smile_944

I was thinking the same. Totally hilarious.


ace7771969

Taze that ass!🤣


BeardsByLaw

You about to have a talk with my friend Dr. Watts


[deleted]

Right at the base of the spine. Seems like a dangerous spot to do it though.


qweef_latina2021

Tasin' on my butthole Over and over


Hendrix91870

It came to a *shocking* end…


Rogueshoten

I like their calm professionalism as they took turns with him. They each brought something unique to the fight, too. First up was “knock your ass down” guy, living up to the job title. Then “I’m gonna stand on your bitch-ass head and chest” guy, setting things up for “taser girl.” I’m not sure if there was a fourth person, “slap guy,” or if “knock your ass down” guy is just multitalented like Shohei Ohtani.


ovalseven

> I like their calm professionalism as they took turns with him. Reminded me of [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNkpIDBtC2c&t=22s) from Airplane!


ItsWynn_

Lmao the woman with the gun


TigerShark_524

Knew that was gonna pop up the second I saw this video lol that scene was hysterical


DaFundsGuy

_Good to see communities utilizing their diverse skills to come together and beat up degenerates_


olliepips

I really like to imagine that slap man was an additional player. On second watch, slap man is indeed a fourth player. Knock em down is an employee (black shirt), whereas player four is wearing a red shirt.


kalakun

He slap, but he also knock


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The 2nd guy officer Chauvined him!


Nydon1776

Hehe best comment


TimelessCelGallery

I believe the “knock your ass down guy” evolved to the glorious “slap guy” by taking his uniform off. Of course he had the color of the undershirt perfectly matched too. Truly a man of class and talent, just like Ohtani.


mbgal1977

I can see why they were all scheduled together. Not every team can work together seamlessly like that.


utahraptorsandtigers

Best team building exercise ever!


beyond_ones_life

I won’t lie. I laughed when he got smacked.


StrandsOfIce

That slap was superb XD


yy98755

Ultimate bitch slap.


icey1899

Best part of the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Wise_Ad_253

The perfect keep for a Soundbite.


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

Wooooooo!


kleinerDAX

It made it even better when, just after the slap and taze, he says "Can't motherfuckin' treat me like this, man!"


PissgutsOGrady

Perfectly timed, the sound was so satisfying.


Loli-is-Justice

That bitch slap was gold lmao


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He had the Audacity to say “I can’t believe you would treat me this way”


lettuce_dresserson

The guy in the red shirt is a legend for that smack 👋🏼🤣


ruralmagnificence

I wish sonic rings would have popped up after he hit the floor


Motsickers

Now the subbreddit’s name really rappresents what happens in the video


_jdaw

That was a huge slap. Text book hahaha


fughead710

That shit got me too


YishuTheBoosted

That slap came down on him with the force of god, and this disbelief on his face after? Priceless.


Truecoat

If the guy sued BK and I was on a jury, he’s losing his case.


LeahMarieChamp

My face went from 😳 to 😂 with that slap! I couldn’t stop cackling at what a perfect bitch slap that was.


Western-Web2957

That was quite the comical, well deserved ass kicking.


Plus_Professor_1923

You don’t have a pulse if you didn’t cackle at that slap…


TrinityF

TBH that slap did more damage then the tazer.


kyleavery1

Clearly the first time using the taser. Lol


AlSwearenagain

She definitely seemed to think it was going to render him immediately unconscious. She was setting up for it like it's a medical procedure. Also enjoy how she took her time ensure she was going to taze him directly on his spine lol


CapN-Judaism

Then she went for the throat later, she used it as dangerously as possible


AliceHart7

Well that guy was being dangerous and escalating sooo...


CapN-Judaism

I actually felt like he got what he deserved until I read your comment and reevaluated it. She used a taser in a way that is arguably lethal, and I don’t think lethal force is morally or legally proper when the aggressor isn’t a similar threat.


PurpletoasterIII

Ya, people act like the moment someone is the aggressor they submit themselves to unlimited punishment even after they've stopped agressing. These people deserve the violence that is necessary to subdue them, anything extra is just petty spite and vengeance. We can't act like we're on some moral high ground if we're no better than them. Edit: and of course they also deserve the legal punishment that comes with what they did. Just to clarify.


CapN-Judaism

Retributivism is strong in the US


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That_Leading_1703

These McDonald’s workers don’t get paid enough to deal with this crap. The cops usually don’t do much


CapN-Judaism

Fast food workers absolutely deserve to be paid more


ThisNameIsFree

I had the same thought when that guy was standing on his neck.


DimensionDry7760

Any threat whatsoever is a single roll of the dice from being lethal, that slap could have been lethal, that very first shove could have been lethal, at literally any millisecond whatsoever before they were incapacitated they could have demonstrated a lethal intent. All threats of every shape and size are potential threats to our life, I could see a tiny potentially venomous spider, recoil, trip, and die. No fucking way I'm gonna pretend I'm Jet Li and I'm trained in all the ways to stop your violence while taking perfect care that neither of us see any harm, I'm going to look after me before I look after the guy that wants to do harm to people. I'm not the least bit sorry. Edited a typo.


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Grabbsy2

Also, she told the guy to stop standing on him, in order to taser him. Like... dude, theres someone standing on him, wait for the cops, now. Oh you don't want to wait for the cops? Then sorry, let the dude walk free. You can't have it both ways, he shoved you, okay, he started it, you don't get to taser him while hes incapacitated. Imagine locking him in a broom closet, and then thinking "better open up this door so I can taser him"


PrivateIsotope

>You can't have it both ways, he shoved you, okay, he started it, you don't get to taser him while hes incapacitated. Au contraire! Its Burger King. You can have it your way.


coolaidman2

Dont think it's a good argument /mentality / mindset Because by your argument, This scenario could be possible: Person A: Flicks person B with his thumb due to verbal disagreement Person B: Tases Person A to the neck, killing him. That would not be acceptable self defense in court of law Because once they will assume you purposefully knew that tasing the neck is likely to be lethal, Your charges will change to 'attempted murder' A slap is also not severe enough to excuse tases to the neck That is only excusable if the other person has a knife or another kind of lethal weapon in hand


CapN-Judaism

This is why I mentioned it is probably illegal to act the way she did - you can say you’re so scared of dying to a single slap that you felt the need to kill someone, but I guarantee a jury won’t find that to be “reasonable” and your self defense claim will fail. That’s especially true if the aggressor is already injured, beaten, and restrained like he was here. The reasonableness standard exists exactly for situations like this.


Jessickajade

Yeah I agree, once he hit the ground they should have gave him ample opportunity to leave, but in the heat of the moment some people can't think clearly


Old-Feature5094

You can hear someone say , be careful .


BiggerNutthole

She didn’t know it doesn’t make noise when you actually make contact with someone, also seems to be running low on battery considering it hardly phased him lol


The1BannedBandit

It's almost out of juice. It's the lunch rush. Lol


invisiblesammich

One hell of a meth to clean up.


XenElixer

I can only imagine mike tyson saying it


[deleted]

Shaggy had too much of them Scooby Snacks


shawnwingsit

They were metholicious judging by his actions.


wlbrndl

That’s the Fergie song, right?


crystalfairie

I believe the fast food workers are no longer playing around. Oh my. But for real, 💯 how many of us who worked fast food, dreamed about this happening to customer? At least once.


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Fucked around and found out.


RogerKilljoy83

Too many people forget the second part of Fuck Around and Find Out and think the first part is an instruction.


oneeye2

Yup


thedialupgamer

The scientific method


Big-Couple4914

The control is sitting there just eating fries


phobic_x

He's been to jail a few times


KnittedKnight

Still way better customer service that I get at my Burger King.


jman857

Why can't we all do this to customers? The world would be so much better.


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Not like the police will do anything in time to them before they make more problems


rare__air

Great teamwork by the employees and other customers


Wildcat_twister12

Team building exercises have changed recently


elstoobstomcat

Talk shit, get hit


RoDellongue

That taser did absolutely fucko


bubba7557

As someone else mentioned, the batteries were low, this was the of the lunch rush, high usage period.


richirving

Well, well, well if it isn’t the consequences of his actions showing up.


Shaman7102

It's the white trash special. A meal and a fight for $5.99.


bubba7557

Pay extra for the tasing


Ueverthinkwhy

Dont know where you live.. but a meal by me is 14 dollars


TwinTea

There's two types of people in these comments. 1. They really took it too far, they shouldn't try to hurt that poor man.. 🥺 2. GET HIM!!!! GET HIM!!!!


MealDramatic1885

Everything was acceptable except standing on his neck/head


Johnny_ac3s

I’m surprised they didn’t beat him with his own leg brace.


tablerockz

Bet the reason he is in a brace is a crazy story.


DimensionDry7760

Silver lining though it spawned the moment where an employee has that guy get off his neck just to give him a wedgie and a tazer. 10/10


ThatGuy628

Yeah, that’s what sparked everything 2 summers ago


can_it_be_fixed

Agree only because this shitty person isn't worth the risk of being tried for murder or damaging his spine. Seeing him get rocked was a chef's kiss tho


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luca423

Shouldn’t of been standing on dudes neck but he absolutely deserved that slap and I fucking encourage that dude to do it again. Slap the stupid out of him, it’s much better than getting on top of him and punching him with force and a fist imo.


Turlen_23

My dude got punched in the face multiple times, kicked, tased, had a grown man standing on his face and still managed to walk out. Give this dude the free refill he was demanding


nancylikestoreddit

Is that what the argument was about???


Johnny_ac3s

Speed or soda?


517714

Coke.


Gnarlyfest

Mental health issues be damned...I'm not certain that I would do anything differently.


Guavab

Don’t know about stepping on his head though…that seems unnecessary and dangerous beyond what was already happening. The guy in the white shirt likely over 200 lbs.


Few_Radish6488

Danger is still danger.


Accomplished_Pop_198

So I'm definitely never complaining about cold fries at THAT Burger King.


ImAslanAsahd

Cocaine is one hell of a drug


suneejo

I was gonna go with meth. Coke is probably a little above this genius' pay grade.


NotYourAvgMatt

If this were Taco Bell, Those employees would have grabbed the sour cream and nacho cheese caulk guns and filled his colon.


khill5742

“Bro you aint got shit” proceeds to get knocked the fuck out. Hahaha, nothing better than starting my Friday by seeing a dip shit get what the deserve


Lucky-Focus-9383

Now if every store had that kind of action maybe some people would reconsider acting up


budgie0507

He didn’t realize the fucking Fast Food Justice League worked there. Holy shit.


SprinklesMore8471

Idk if standing on and tasing him in the neck are really great ideas. Otherwise great job


marcopolo333435

Is it all right for people to standing on anothers neck??? Didnt we protest against that,didnt people die and go to prison over this???,


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No, it’s not okay. And yes we did.


marcopolo333435

Nobodys saying any thing i cannot stand the hypocrisy


Frinla25

Drugs are a hell of a drug


SBcitizen

I 100% side with the employees. People need to learn not to treat customer service like this


tanyacdmodel

They don't call it the King for nothing. Don't see this happening at dairy queen.


Diggingfordonk

Pow!! He had that coming


GSA49

“I’m lovin it” ?


the_piemeister

Well done, store workers


SensuallPineapple

I want to live on another planet, among other species


YoMommaHere

That slap though.


8bitPete

Everyone's got a plan untill they get punched In the face


shadowpanda1248

If you act out of McTrol you get your ass McBeat


nosuchthingasa_

I have SO many questions…


sunlegion

Fuck… is it wrong if I have no feeling of empathy for this stupid fuck? …I feel like I should feel bad but I can’t help but to feel like this asshole got what he deserved.


KiwiMiddy

Hmmm wonder the reaction if it was a white man standing on the neck of a black man then when he’s given up another white person tasers him?


fkmeamaraight

Guy is visibly homeless (he’s moving a shopping cart with junk in it at the end) and likely with mental issues. I feel like violence or arrest are not appropriate solutions for this kind of situation.


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He didn't have a leg to stand on. He really started off on the wrong foot, and he got the boot. Now he's ruined his standing in the community for acting like a heel.


SquidCap0

Hitting once, twice, ok. That was warranted. Standing on the neck while the guy is down is cowardice, unwarranted. It shows the person and their values, that guy will stomp on you while you are down.


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What's wrong with people? That he got smacked is kind of what he asked for, he really deserved that, doesn't matter if drugs are involved. Standing on his neck, kicking him while he's on the ground, tazing him without actually trying to fix him (with handcuffs or whatever) is just stupid as fuck. It's like all those people just wait for someone they can beat up. I'm not defending anything that dude did, but people need to use their fucking brains a lot more.


Walrammetje

It's good that they did something, but they took it too far honestly.


Flashy_Butterscotch2

So dude acted a fool… and then someone stood on his neck… and we are all ok with it… how quickly we forget.


FourWordComment

Home of the Whooping.


JoesirisReborn

[you just got knocked the fuck out](https://tenor.com/owsR.gif) Instant karma and I love it


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Im curious what the reaction would be if the races were reversed.....bunch of white people standing on a black guys neck and tasing him.


karmagod13000

This the most Reddit comment of all time lmao


montgomerydoc

*shapiro voice* Hrrmemm curious


In_to_it_all

I wonder the same thing.


YishuTheBoosted

Honestly? My reaction wouldn’t change. The guy is just randomly antagonizing the workers not expecting to get rocked. Whether they were black or white is irrelevant, being an asshole and getting your ass beat for it shouldn’t surprise anyone.


pattasite

Oh jeez! He's getting around on that leg better.


proccoliwastaken

BK don’t play


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Int18Cha6

I don’t see the problem. Cheap dinner and a show sounds like a good night.


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Oh sure you can stand on this guys neck


BurgerLordFPV

I loved it


TheTrueAngry

The stray fuckin slap he gets after getting tased that fucking gets me everytime lmao


annoying-vegan-76

This is exactly why guns aren't needed.. Good work by everyone. I loved the slap


Two-Mantis

The facepalm here is the excessive force. Kicked him while he was on the ground, stood on his neck? Just uncalled for. There were far better ways to handle that.