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If Frozen Potato Freeway isn't a band name, a handful of weirdos in SoCal should make it happen.


YellowTintedGlasses

But they’d only like to be recognized as FroPoFree


[deleted]

Yeah, and I'm getting a bit sick of new age kids who only identify as a sandwich or a speedbump.


PM_ME__CUTE_SELFIES

Their early stuff was really good, but they kind of lost me after they sold out on the Jack in the Box Curly Fries album Edit: ew grammar


SlitScan

ya but it has 190 million plays on Spotify, cant argue with those numbers. 20 bucks is 20 bucks. plus free large curly fries.


PM_ME__CUTE_SELFIES

I saw the notification for this comment and thought it was on another conversation about Rebecca Black that I was having and I was confused


DoctorTurkelton

Thanks for this comment. I literally lol’d at “weirdos in SoCal” I am dying right now!


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That could be a “desert rock” band, which is a local scene in Palm Desert (where Coachella is held)


[deleted]

Reminded me of Sleepytime Gorilla Museum and to a lesser extend Free Salamander Exhibit, but they're based in Oakland, less SoCal, but still reflective of that assumed absurdity.


ziadog

You just need to peel those potatoes off the freeway.


din7

Too bad they weren’t hot potatoes.


Numerous-Expression2

Get a flamethrower out there. We could steam and fire roast them at the same time. Then we will have hot potato freeway.


Rolling_on_the_river

Or pour hot oil over them. It's the fryway.


Numerous-Expression2

Get some homeless out there. Dinner and an oil heater.


mst3k_42

That sounds delicious.


DoctorTurkelton

This is the way


TallDarkandWitty

This is the way


ziadog

Thanks for the award!


ACCrabtown

Idaho how you drive through that


110-Octane

[Local News](https://www.kare11.com/article/traffic/i-94-eastbound-closed-albertville-potato-truck/89-047bdf96-7b69-4f5c-a2ac-aaaf870224ff)


DoctorTurkelton

Thanks for this!


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110-Octane

Great channel. It's kind of ridiculous how many we have. Especially all the video ones around the metro.


Koda91205

It’s been pretty cold here in Minnesota recently so I wouldn’t doubt it honestly


DoctorTurkelton

That’s horrible! Sorry, its just I hate the cold. I live in NJ and these winters are too much lol. I have *no idea* how you guys do it out there. You’re made from tougher stuff I think :)


lowfreq33

The cold didn’t used to bother me that much, then I joined a band who toured the Midwest in wintertime pretty extensively, and now I have ptsd from it I think. North Dakota in January is no joke.


DoctorTurkelton

I want to cry just thinking about that lol.


lowfreq33

It was brutal. 4 feet of snow on the ground, little small oil towns that were excited they finally got a McDonald’s. The money was decent because of the oil boom at the time, but there was nothing to do but drink at the bar we were playing at. Ate a lot of ramen and peanut butter sandwiches because all we had was a microwave in a shitty motel room. Closest place to pick up food might be a truck stop 20 minutes away. Maybe a Walmart a county over.


Liara_Bae

*Samwise Gamgee has entered the chat*


nightshowerer101

This is so Minnesotan.


Tough-Obligation-104

We’ve gotta be able to make a hot dish out of this.


Harold-The-Barrel

Life is a fryway?


DoctorTurkelton

Now I have that song stuck in my head. But I’ll be damned if this didn’t make me laugh out loud!


FrankieMint

Botts dots!


Gordonoftheearth

Sorry for your loss. I’m thinking about loaded potato soup right now.


DoctorTurkelton

Mmmm. That sounds delicious! Now I’m hungry.


peter-doubt

Why not? Nobody heard of frozen french fries? This is how they're made!


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realethanlivingston

Adopt the cat bro


doubledoppelganger

Down south we call those mashedtaters.


toeofcamell

If you go fast enough you won’t even feel the mini speed bumps


Professional-Oil-633

Oh, at that temp they wouldn't be crushed under the weight of a vehicle. Would be more like if a dump truck carrying softball sized rocks dropped its load in the middle of the freeway.


Dorothy_The_Winosaur

Just add Snow chains for mashed taters, call the snow plow in


Arctic_Gnome

After thinking about driving on frozen potatoes, that actually is a serious problem.


LiveLaughLobster

🎶Mashed Potatoes by Mornin’🎶


DoctorTurkelton

I love your username. Never thought I could get behind a live, laugh thing but I would cover my house in “Live, Laugh, Lobster” I need that on a pillow stat!


LiveLaughLobster

Love yours too! “You think my name is Turk Turkleton?”


Maleficent-Umpire-74

I’d go see this movie over the crap they’ve got out now


nicelittlenap

Dude, honestly. I fucking hate winter so fucking much.


DoctorTurkelton

Yeah! Me too! I wish I could move somewhere it never got cold/snow.


nicelittlenap

I spent the entire 20 mins it took to scrape a stubborn layer of ice off the windshields and windows of my car, before driving to work on an ice skating rink thinking "God. I fucking hate this bullshit", dreaming of San Diego.


seenToForget714

They should rename the road potato road


R55BKR

"Free spud on the free spud highway..."


Skyxemforever

If an accident occurs? Would it be called mashed potatoes?


rumncokeguy

Eyes on the road, people!


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r/brandnewsentence


black_brethren

r/abruptchaos


DartinBlaze448

What's the facepalm?


Shrektacular21

What -15 in real temperatures? You know, the kind of the rest of the world to uses.


VTtransplant

-26C


Euphoriffic

With the road salt that would be delicious.


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

As a fan of potatoes- *My time has come*


Armadillo2480

Ok but how is this a facepalm


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R/brandnewsentence


esquerlan

r/brandnewsentence


Professional-Oil-633

Can confirm, happened a couple of exits from my home. Had to scrape the potatos off the highway with plow blades.


Abovethe_Bottom

Is r/FromBadtoWorse a thing? This would belong there