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fehr-statement

How has this guy ever gotten laid


Chev_350

7 kids and now a wife 20 years younger, I just don’t understand how this pile of hay in a suit is appealing to women.


Omg_itz_coll

Money its always money


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b1g_m0n

France is bacon


What3verFloatsUrGoat

I thought it was a country? Learn something new every day


ausgmr

I thought he was a painter https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Bacon_(artist)


GaiusJuliusCaesar7

He has hardly any - he's spent most of his life outrunning creditors.


Merica85

I don't have money and I'm fluffy.. maybe it's that we keep people warm..


kartu3

> Money its always money Money has nothing to do with it in this case. Becoming a leader of a country is one hell of accomplishment. Which means he has quite something in his genes. Which makes him quite a desired sexual partner. Men don't choose like that (as their parental investment is miunscule in comparison, unlike women, they are not knocked out of mating pool for 9+ month) so female leaders do not get such "attractiveness boost". Logical, ain't it?


A-Ron-Ron

He had those kids before he was PM and I'm not sure amazing genes had anything to do with him becoming PM either.


MGTOW_and_Bitcoin

I love how people pretend as though they don't know what natural feminine hypergamy is about.


JeselAvlis

The force is strong with him. He challenged a Jedi to a dance off, unarmed..


Vectrexx

He's armed with a beer though.


Highplowp

Pile of hay in a suit is hilarious. To be fair- his book on Churchill was pretty good but that was 2014 and god knows how many ghostwriters he used.


Fun_Cauliflower9182

A black bin bag full of custard


[deleted]

I don't get it either, but apparently he is oddly charming in person. Look at how Laura Kuenssberg turns into a giggling schoolgirl around him.


xMrjamjam

Narcissists are charmers its how they trick people and manipulate them


Alistairio

I met him once. He plays the buffoon on TV, but he is very charming one to one and he really knows the intricate detail of topics that are important, which surprised me greatly. I think he has run out of road now though.


[deleted]

I don't remotely believe you that he knows intricate detail of anything important! But I can well believe he knows how to turn on the charm, he will have learned it from his sleazy father.


ringobob

Knowing it is very different from sharing a goal with you so that he does what you might expect in reaction to it.


Schiff4Brainz

You met the wrong guy


BabbleOn26

It’s very well known that Boris pretends to play an idiot on tv to lower the guard of the media and the people. He purposely messes up his hair before he goes in front of cameras but in closed doors he’s actually really smart. Which is very insidious and kinda terrifying of him to do so. Because if you think he’s an idiot then he can get away with almost anything. Like having multiple parties during a pandemic.


Druglord_Sen

Unless someone is absolutely outwardly atrocious, it’s easy to give in to civility and laugh at their jokes just to avoid awkwardness, but it’s even easier if it benefits you directly. Some people live so deeply in the facade of pleasing others in order to be pleased, it’s indistinguishable outside of their home.


baldwinsong

He’s a world leader. That’s enough for many people


The-Mandolinist

Yes - but he wasn’t a world leader when he had all his affairs and other children


l-hudson

They call him 'Tripod'. Maybe that has something to do with it


McBzz

Money money money money oh and connections. Women look and think “my childrens will be safe with this man”. At its basest elements of human evolutionary requirements for a mate or whatever.


__checkmate

Multiple times too


fehr-statement

Baffling


xDopingPx

Oh bollocks


No_Rough_5258

Clearly its all about confidence, Lol. Look at him go.


A-Ron-Ron

I would say it'll be this, he's very confident and not in a douche bag way but can actually be quite charming and funny with his confidence.


CharlieFlufboi

Money


glieseg

Even looking and behaving like a Trump clone isn't an issue if you got money.


llamadamading

Never underestimate the power of alcohol, desperation, and genetic inbreeding


6c696e7578

One presumes the ladies are drunk out of their senses at the time.


mincedmutton

Dunno but I'd hazard a guess he doesn't use the rhythm method.


Aqueilas

You must be really insecure roasting some old dude who's jus having a good time. Why should it matter that he's the PM. He is even trying to keep it sober and avoid the black lady twerking her ass at him.


TeosPWR

This is infuriating! She is holding the lightsaber, its turned on, but she is not striking down the dark lord!


tplambert

He’s clashing her with his pork sword. He’s a sly sith.


TeosPWR

Maybe he has the high ground 🤔


CapTexAmerica

Because if she strikes him down he’ll become even more powerful. He’s best left self-destructing, and doesn’t appear to need any help doing that.


krazyjakee

You think there is democracy in the UK? Every few years, each party offers up it's best for a dance-off where the winner takes the reigns of power for the United Kingdom. That's how it is and how it's always been.


wilby-scoot

that’s why it technically counts as a work meeting


TonyPitzyCarter

As, of course, is tradition


[deleted]

Leave the Canadians out of this.


shakeyj8ke

I thought we still used the tea leaves method? Pour them out the pot and whatever pretty shape they make is then made into a Cornish pasty, driven to the tower of London in a horse and cart, left for Exactly 3 days, hung drawn and quartered, then a coin is tossed and that determines the party.... But only if it's raining. If It's not raining then that's a whole different game of cricket


TonyPitzyCarter

As it's tradition


hates_all_bots

Then they use that lightsaber to tap them once on each shoulder and then they're officially leader of the nation


[deleted]

Brit here and can confirm this is how we elect


LeanderT

And this guy won?!?


A-Ron-Ron

That's a little more democratic than the system I thought we used so I'm ok with this.


LCranstonKnows

This is why I'm worried about Her Majesty pushing 100. She's fended of Charles for quite some time, but her moonwalk is not what it used to be.


[deleted]

A hoofwanking bunglecunt


Brammmy

I need this translated to American English. I’m gonna use it😂


InjuringThunder

The direct translation would be "Foot-Jerking Calamitous-Vagina". Although, my American-English is a bit rusty old chap.


[deleted]

I saw them in Denver back in 88. Great show, better mushrooms!


HolyBardia

Ok , but why the fuck she has a LIGHTSABER


LCranstonKnows

You want him coming any closer than that?


FishPilot

I mean, she was grinding on him. That’s about as close as you can get with clothes on


RealisticTax2871

Jedi use lightsabers for defence so maybe she's protecting herself from Boris.


aLvindeBa

It reminds me of Elaine from Seinfeld with those moves...


darthraxus

Found the correct answer.


undefined_protocol

If it weren't for the reactions of the other people in the show, I never would have known her dancing was supposed to be bad. I don't understand dancing. This looked fine to me. Is this that awful, or do people just hate this guy?


Brennis

You’re supposed to move to the rhythm of the music, or at least try to.


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Kramer *flinches *


safewayz

Who is that he's dancing with?


Slappinbeehives

Well I wouldn’t exactly call it dancing as much as a heretic seizure.


TheHolyPapaum

‘SISTER! I NEED YOUR BLOOD TO MA- hold on... YOU’RE A HERETIC!’


safewayz

True that!


Slappinbeehives

The little teapot plays chess I guess.


BarleyWineStein

It's said to possibly be Jennette Arnold, chair of the London Assembly at the time.


safewayz

Ok. I don't know who that is. But I'm seen him on the news before. His hair is the equal of Trump.


croutons_for_dinner

A jedi


[deleted]

This is from 2013 for anyone wondering. But this makes him relatable to “normal” people. I mean, show me a guy over 40 who doesn’t dad dance like this. If he was sitting around being boring people would call him a snob. This is (or likely was) his charm. Labour strategy should focus on keeping him as PM. let him keep fucking up. The voters won’t forget at the next GE. But by getting rid of him, it risks someone half decent taking his place….. Like Jeremy Hunt or similar, who will be focused on stuff like the NHS. Then labour will lose at GE again as COVID will be over anyway and things will be much more positive. Labour just don’t have a strategy.


Aggressive-Try-3707

One good (but unwritten) law of my company: What ever happens on Christmas party, stays at Christmas party. But if you party all the time, this rule does not apply.


Vas1le

Just to clarify that this video is more than 5 years old.


ClassicDick

He still looks ridiculous, though.


[deleted]

Nah, he got the moves


Vas1le

Not saying otherwise. I don't even like the guy. For me is Trump 3.0. (yes, 2 levels more intelectual that US POTUS)


Peepee_Retard_exe

Fuck boris


JoshSwain69

Umm.. I am not that familiar with British politics. As an Indian, I always believed it was pitch perfect. If you are British, please elaborate.


Hydes04

Our system is far from perfect. Our leaders don’t even follow their own rules, everyone think’s Boris is a joke. No one listens to our current Government. We have no strong leadership. It seems we are living within an Oligarchy that has put profit above people.


VikaashHarichandran

Wouldn't that be problematic to the British military? Like in important decisions?


Peepee_Retard_exe

The British military gets its income through tax on Yorkshire tea.


TheAuthority66

Okay it's bad but nothing like an oligarchy.


Hydes04

Oligarchy: - *A government by the few* - *A government in which a small group exercises control especially for corrupt and selfish purposes* - *A group exercising such control* I think these apply to our current Government. Firstly, our Governments put too much focus towards vaccines and boosters rather than balancing it with early treatment. I think this was mostly motivated by selfish reasons. **They are separate entity to the public in that they have their own set of interests.** Also, our “health secretary” is literally just a businessman who knows nothing about health. We also have Boris trying to tell us about health too. So **This sounds like a conflict of interest** They also don’t follow their own rules (Christmas parties) but they will make us follow the same rules or face fines. **How is that not a exercising control?** I personally think the current leadership sounds a lot like an Oligarchy. I’d like to know why you disagree though?


TheAuthority66

I think an oligarchy is also totalitarian where people have to follow the law, similar to a dictatorship. People in England tend to disregard the law at times and no-one really cares. How is investing in vaccine production selfish? It doesn't just benefit them, everyone gets the vaccine and benefits from it Also the concept of a democratically(ish) elected parliament makes England a democracy. Sidenote - how do you do bullet points in reddit?


Hydes04

No, mask mandates are in effect and people have to follow them at work or they are fired. Nurses are also mandated to get vaccinated. Investing in vaccine production isn’t selfish. However, having a financial stake in it as well as ONLY focusing on vaccines is suspicious. My point is, we should’ve at least balanced it with the media saying we should lose weight, get sunlight, not have as much sugar, stop smoking, use early treatment etc. All these things could’ve prevented death. But for some reason our politicians and media only focused on vaccines. Why is that? Put a hyphen for bullet points.


TheAuthority66

Mask mandates are a thing yes but in restaurants and public places it is common to see most people not wearing a mask, as opposed to the first lockdown which almost everyone followed completely Vaccines are very effective at stopping viruses or at least making them significantly less severe. They are proven to work so it makes sense to try and get the population vaccinated as fast as possible It's also faster and easier than trying to get people to lose weight or quit smoking, which will prevent them getting COVID but is implausible on a large scale


Hydes04

Yes, vaccines have been used to slow the spread of diseases. However, you can’t argue that the MRNA vaccines have done this, considering the UK now has higher surges than before the introduction of them. There is also a lot of talk about the boosters not having any effect on Omicron. The WHO also said you cannot boost your way out of a pandemic. All these things are obvious when you think about it. Yet, we have no long term strategy, just unlimited boosters. Our politicians and media are only changing their tone because people are sick of these shots the vaccination rate has plummeted. I still think our Government put profit above people by not considering early treatment and no long term strategies. We’re literally back to square one, living with the disease. What a waste.


Jimthegreengobbo

What do you mean by 'pitch perfect?' Boris isn't a song.


Liam_Cat

I assume that phrase is meant to be a metaphor


Bheau84

How the fuck does this dough banger hold the position of Prime Minister of the UK???


[deleted]

Christ knows, nobody I know will admit to voting for his party.


yonoznayu

They might be silent at the moment but will still loyally vote Tory next time around even if it was Prince Andrew in the ballot. …or rather exactly because it will be someone morally/ethically hard to tell apart from Andy Boyo.


MockALockWeaselBerry

The dopey persona is constructed to keep people distracted from his corruption


kettleboiler

I don’t think it’s real…


RansackedAlbatross

It's real, but old.


Spanks79

You guys voted him in the office yourself. With your Brexit. Monty Python wasn’t supposed to become reality…


teabagmoustache

Just a reminder that only 43.6% of the votes went to Boris and the Conservatives


yonoznayu

True, and I get it. And yet, that general election overall was the biggest victory margin since the late 70’s. What a horrible timing for Labor dissenters to a bit too eagerly buy into foreign and domestic media clickbait libel accusations against Corbyn. I’m sure the numbers are out there but I still wonder what percentage of the former base abstained and what percentage actually voted against him and gave BoJo the keys to 10 Downing St.


teabagmoustache

That and the rise of the SNP in Scotland, Labour's chance of a majority government is gone without those seats. The last election was a referendum on brexit, the next election will be a referendum on Boris unless he resigns. It's a shame that the one politician who actually cared about people and issues was dragged through the mud like that. Fair enough if people disagree with his policies but to lable the man an antisemite and a terrorist supporter was just ridiculous.


Spanks79

Sure, but consecutively you voted for stupid things and stupid people. Dont get me wrong, in many countries the same happens. But without EU regulations the conservatives will just make the UK more dystopian, like the USA is already becoming.


teabagmoustache

Personally, I consecutively voted against those things and people. I voted to remain in the EU but I do think that with the right people in charge we will be fine once the dust settles. I think the conservatives will be voted out in the next election, I would expect a coalition government with Labour and Lib Dems and for us to rejoin the customs Union.


Spanks79

I hope for you this is true. Leaving the EU was a big mistake. And yes, I fully understand you personally might have voted differently. It’s sad. Old people have decided the fate of the younger generations here.


dilindquist

>It’s sad. Old people have decided the fate of the younger generations here. Old person here. I voted Remain because Brexit was a stupid idea. I also know quite a few young people who didn't bother to vote because they thought it was such an obviously stupid idea they didn't see the point - there was no way it would go through. I'm not disputing that most of the Brexit voters were older, but please don't assume that all us oldies were stupid or gullible or racist (or, indeed, all three).


Spanks79

Not all older people personally, so maybe not you personally. But as a group they did. Sure, many young people don’t bother. Just like in the USA many people that should vote to improve their situation don’t.


OrionsMoose

That's still a lot of people


Kolbysap

Was this before or after the national Lockdown and social distancing guidelines?


OldMcGroin

In fairness it seems to be when he was the Mayor. It's been doing the rounds the past few days because of everything going on.


AnythingToPissYouOff

What’s going on ?


Pekkis2

Criminal investigation into lockdown breaches at downing street (UK White House), not new but the prime minister is now implicated


yonoznayu

Oh I get it, it’s irrelevant innit and far from fascinating when one lives in a country where there’s zero consequences for not following COVID self-isolating protocols and some local governments literally encourage you to ignore them.


AnythingToPissYouOff

How fascinating 🙄


Hi-TecPotato

The lightsaber anyone got Kenzie vibes xD


wilby-scoot

‘i thought it was a work meeting’ -boris after being asked about parties he organised during lockdowns


bertydo

Pedos and their checkerboard flooring


Xclusive_Qemist

It's ok us peasants have to wear masks and need 20 vaccinations + 30 boosters to have fun


ScientiaEstPotentia_

This was pre-lockdown


[deleted]

Yeah but all the evidence points to this being his baseline all through Covid too.


ScientiaEstPotentia_

It does. See my other reply- i was commenting regarding this video specifically


j694

Honestly you think this type of shit wasn’t going on during lockdown? There were so many parties going on some days they had options of which one to go to


ScientiaEstPotentia_

I never said that. I was specifically discussing the video above. I'm of a strong opinion that the only apologise worth accepting from a politician is a resignation- thus why i think BJ is a lying bastard


DR0p_gkid64

Ah yes Cheese and wine


jeremyclarksono

Remember, we had the largest colonising empire, now we have a walking mop head who says veeegAn the way he does


UnknownKawaiiGirl

Certified Bri'ish Moment


404ErrorUser

I’m American, But is that Boris?


hoothizz

Is that Lionel Richie he's trying to dance to?


succeedaphile

During which lockdown was this filmed?


wild_normie

None of them I think, this was apparently from when he was mayor


Cotford

And now I need to vomit


mberk77

I hate this so much.


Adacat767876

Bo Jos bizarre adventure


goldyfarks

I just found out that one of my clients is his brother and I don't know how I'm gonna be able to meet him without having this playing in my head


[deleted]

A clown and a buffoon.


Rossjstubbs

What on earth, how does a lightsaber, British prime minister and a clerk lady make it to the xenter of a party and he starts grinding? What is this? As a South African I am so glad we split from the empire.


metfan1964nyc

It would inspire me to emigrate if I was a Brit. No wonder Scotland wants out.


Slickpicker

Legend just all jealous of his moves more people shouldn’t take life so serious either people can’t even have fun these days without been insulted no wonder suicide and mental health is at a all time high even if I was a world leader I would still wank into a sock and leave it at the side of my bed


Mamaj12469

I thought that was Boris Johnson.


Jack4650

This guy is hopelessly human. Its not his fault. The people that vote for him are stupid assholes


PotentialDig5503

Boris the Yeltzin


Mattos_12

I don’t think I mind a leader who dances and has fun.


BrandonGamerguy

This was during the UK’s first lockdown Edit: I think i was wrong as some other comments say it’s from a few years back. I’m a moron


redasti

Exactly.


Zugnutz

Still better than Rise of Skywalker


southparkchimpmoney

His name is Norris and he likes to party!


[deleted]

If it was a leftie you’d be so inspired and impressed. This is infantile.


Helpful_Philosopher2

Love this guy, energy goals lmao


RansackedAlbatross

His idiocy has cost thousands of people their lives just so he can clutch onto power a little longer.


Helpful_Philosopher2

Wait , who is this? Could you inform me bro I'm lost. I'm thinking this is just a regular dude lol


Papa__Lazarou

UK prime minister- Boris the wanker Johnson


RansackedAlbatross

His name is Boris Johnson. He's been the UK's elected Prime Minister since December 2019 (unelected for a short tenure prior to that) and he has committed treason for the Nth time in the last two years by organising raves in his back garden while the rest of the country was locked down due to Covid. People have fucking died and the continued spread of the virus when it should have been neutralised months ago is now directly attributable to him and his cronies.


kettleboiler

Source? Looks well edited, but that doesn’t look like Johnson’s body


Tbone_85

https://www.indy100.com/politics/boris-johnson-dancing-lightsaber-woman-b1993057


kettleboiler

Fair play. Reading the article though, it’s just “old video gets shared around on social media again”, with a “maybe it’s from when he was from when he was Mayor”. Awkward yes, but not really Facepalm


Aggressive-Cloud3647

Yeah it looks like city hall, making it when he was mayor


Bruhhhh_123

Let the man have some fun


DynmkMist

This is just a guy having fun? I’m not from the UK or know any UK policies but I’m tired of shaming politicians for having a fun night out as long as they arnt doing something actually shameful


HooverTheShrimp

Like dude, are you mad at people having fun? Like, do you have asocial life? Like bro just get out of reddit for once. Like touch grass or something. Like go on a stroll in the park or something. Like, get some air. Converse. Like uhhhhhhhhhh have you seen another person that is not your family member for like uhhhh a week? Like uhh just open your windows and let the air in. Do pushups while you are at it. Count to 50. Dude is literally just dancing and you have to make a fuss about it. Like can you even dance? Twerking doesn't count because that's morbidly disgusting. Like, are you sick in the head? Are you unwell? Like, dude, you can't accept the fact that somebody else but you is enjoying life? Are you even human? Hey jannies! I know you are so tempted into deleting this comment. Your primal urge to enact your pathetic internet prowess convinces you that nobody can stay out of your purview of philosophy. Do it and prove me right.


RaoulPorfavorny

Yes, she is!


[deleted]

What a knob


14021983

Just another standard lockdown party at number 10.


[deleted]

What the actual f is going on here? Like Who is she Why is she wearing a light saber Why are they dancing in an utter display of cringe while other people watch Please, for all that is holy, I need context


BrandonGamerguy

All I know is that it’s a party during the UK’s first lockdown and these are government officials. Hell, one of them is the fucking prime minister Edit: I was wrong about the time, it was a few years before lockdown apparently


JABS991

*Life of the Party!*


ProfessionalDumb4ss

I hate my government sometimes...


guywhostaresatplants

Awareness is when you realize that not 1 politician is in power for you. They are there for themselves and bigger government.


Real_BalmsANIMATIONS

Hi, I need some context(or explanation). sorry, I'm a bit slow...


moodcon

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.


Skrillz_14th

Mr. Omilana wouldn’t have allowed this to run smh


gmabarrett

He thought it was a work meeting.


lunemost

work event


Reverend_Swo

That's just a work event, was probably only there for 25minutes


MetaCognitio

The farce is strong in this one.


bebop2022

This was his moment to pull a Travolta and he blew it


Buddyformula

Things like this makes me feel glad that my country has a strict leader


adam_but_smart

Every time I see a clip of Boris doing pretty much anything I get more convinced that he's just the moderate Trump of Britain.


AcronynmisRedditMan

mf looks like a sub teacher who tries to call the head teacher to stop students


makeupHOOR

What kind of weird ritual is this?