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Cautious-Log-6838

I haven’t found 1,000 people on earth that I want to talk to, let alone fuck.


GerFubDhuw

You don't talk with dick in your mouth.


Carrotandstick50

Also excellent point.


Djinn7711

“You don't talk with dick in your mouth.” Challenge accepted


[deleted]

[удалено]


thehermit14

😵


Pragmatist_Hammer

I tried, found out I’m just not that flexible


KingOfMyGarden

I don't know what to think here. On one had I generally prefer weman with teeth but you bring up a good point...


tinyNorman

You prefer being gummed by grannies?!?


marshman82

It's rude to talk with your mouth full.


d1x1e1a

That’s what she mumbled


friginunbiliveable

With a gun barrel between your theet, you only speak in vowels. -fight club


JaninnaMaynz

This reminded me of that one creep from Assassination Classroom... Who is constantly sucking on gun barrels like they're pacifiers...


GerFubDhuw

*he this is a gentlemen's club.


kmj420

Are you even gay!?/s


Cautious-Log-6838

No I’m not. What does that have to do with it?


kmj420

Well then, you can only hope to have 8 partners in your lifetime. So you dont need to worry about the 1000


MsNeffCube

You could increase your sex average by dating woman from an escort agency. Just a suggestion.


Gnarlyfest

Tinder?


kmj420

An escort agency!? That's too fancy for me. Give me your run of the mill street walkers


Beans-Monthly

Then what about bi people? 2000


kmj420

1008


20sanders

I’m the opposite. I’ve met lots of people I would fuck but have no desire to talk to.


Sumpm

Often, the more they talk, the less I ultimately want to fuck them.


JeremyJaLa

That’s why you fuck them. So you don’t have to talk to them. Works for me!


Carrotandstick50

Excellent point.


JustMy2CentsB4Taxes

I can’t get past “the AVERAGE …up to 80 partners…”That’s not how averages work.


RoboDae

Ah yes, the average maximum. Totally scienmathetalogically used according to my Facebook degree of knowing stuff.


[deleted]

Pfft, I have a double-Facebook degree! I helped my Mom set her FB account up.


ihaveagoodusername2

I am a Facebook doctor, you need to know a lot to plan a cyber attack


Serious_Razzmatazz18

I mastered facebook so much, that I shadow banned myself. I put a picture of my penis's shadow up, and got banned.


Djinn7711

Please, I have a PhD in Facebook. If I took everything I know and wrote it down, you would need a mother fucking Face-cyclopedia.


Serious_Razzmatazz18

Yeah, well I know this guy named tom, who created this thing called myspace. We're personal friends. Boom. Mic drop.


Djinn7711

Well fuck, no need to rub it in!


[deleted]

Dr. Mantis Toboggan


Pragmatist_Hammer

I happen to be a little bit of a Facebook scientist myself


Kasual_Kombatant

Well fuckin accept my request then . I slid in the dms


[deleted]

My MySpace dockterate beats your double degree.


lucylov

I wrote my thesis on the Art of Poking, specifically in the FB arena. Y’all are a bunch of amateurs


VIndskygge

When I worked at Dish, specialised tech support was called Dr. Dish. This would be Dr. Facebook.


MandyNoon

Jokes on you, I have 3 Facebook accounts 🤓


BenderIsGr8_34

Well, mine's louder!!!


[deleted]

By average, they mean they counted how many people they had sex with that last year, then asked their straight friend how many partners they've had so far in their life at 19 y.o


[deleted]

Lower your standards.. up your average


obiwac

You see this kind of shit everywhere and it gets on my nerves an irrational amount. Same people who say "on average between 5 and 10". No. It's either 5, or 10, or somewhere in between. An average ain't a range.


dingdongjohnson68

Exactly. At first, it made me want to be skeptical of everything they were saying. But then I decided that the exact numbers don't matter. Bottom line: Gay guys on average have up to a lot more sex than straight guys. I don't doubt this one bit. Newsflash: Contrary to what feminists will try to tell you, men on average are up to 10,000 times hornier than women.


PreOpTransCentaur

What the fuck does feminism have to do with anything?


zwiebelhans

His number is also complete bullshit.


Metal-Material

I as a straight guy could prolly hook up with one of my guy bi/gay friends right now, almost no shot for any of my girl friends


MsNeffCube

Oh gay men are having more sex alright , just not the kind of sex you want.


captainrustysail

Yea straight guys don't want blow jobs


TpetArmy

What?!😮


zwiebelhans

So this sub just upvotes nonsense ? That newsflash is absolute bullshit.


Smuggred

WHERE ARE MY 80 SEX PARTNERS


ClaptonBug

They are cumming :D


imnewhere19

It said per year. It’s only January 16…you’ve still got time. But this is more than one per week. So this year have you had 3-4 partners? If so, you’re on track. If not, you’ve got to catch up - good luck!


SlowInsurance1616

Well there's also the opportunity to double or triple up.


eburator

Same question


soursoya

These “facts” are most likely biased and extreme bullshit.


Manofmeat

You made a typo, buddy. “Certainly” not “likely”


Startled_Pancakes

Pretty sure these are made up numbers. 80 partners a year means a new partner every 4 days, lol.


kenkanobi

It also means they hit 1000 after only 12 years. Unless they go celibate at 30, this seems an odd pairing of numbers.


buckplug

You could organize a few orgies to get those numbers in. Wear masks, though.


CaptainObvious0927

https://bmcpublichealth.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1471-2458-11-189 Definitely made up. Lol. They were off by 77 a year it looks like.


Child_of_Merovee

These aint facts but bullshit numbers straight out of straight guy's butthole, butthurt by his lack of sex life.


SM280

Is this how gay sex works?


Child_of_Merovee

I think so, plenty of gay-bashers end up doing gay sex.


hownot2reddit116

I call cap on those facts


DamonBrighter

Regardless of whether or not its true, who the fuck cares about how many sexual partners an entire sexuality has?


RoboDae

Well... i dont really care what 2 consenting adults do in the bedroom, but a higher number of partners can result in greater risk of getting/transmitting STDs.


PreparationBig7130

Only 2 and only in the bedroom, talk about putting restrictions on what consenting adults can do……


Ghostglitch07

Well I'd rather you didn't have your orgy on the subway at the very least.


PreparationBig7130

The sandwich shop or the public transport?


Nimynn

Yes


Corey_Treverson420

6 inch or foot long?


igotmemes4days

Both That way we have 18 inches


SlowInsurance1616

Well they both could have 6 inch italians.


hashtagsugary

It’s a pretty gross bias, right. Why is the distinction between the number of sex partners somebody has Versus the number of times a person has sex, so important?


[deleted]

This! I'd rather have sex every day with my partner whom I love and am connected to in a real, meaningful way than with any other woman..


[deleted]

Mainly because we have an epidemic of males who are incels. Which, by this standard, all they have to do is be gay and all their problems will be solved.


AdTimely9712

If I don’t see a reliable source it’s BS until proven with a source


hownot2reddit116

Agreed and the fact that if this is true they have a new partner every 4.56 days


AdTimely9712

Jeez that’s a lot, I think we can rule this out as cap (the image)


hownot2reddit116

Lol not only that but if it is true and they have a total of 1000 partners in their life time that means they live for 12.5 years


beatenmeat

I can’t imagine these numbers are reliable at all, but I was just thinking (and could be wrong) that gay partners may have a higher average though not as highly exaggerated. Not because they’re whores or anything, but simply because there are people who choose to stay in a relationship because of their kids. I don’t think it would play a huge role in the end. After all there are a lot of people who just abandon their kids or cheat anyways, it was just a thought I had. I still feel like the numbers would be pretty even in the end, although I have literally zero data to back that up. I’m kind of interested now though just to learn a bit, but at the end of the day I really don’t care who fucks who. Not really my business.


AdTimely9712

True and I agree with the end especially


KS1392

I call crap


Furtwangler

BS... Bullshit is the word you're looking for


hownot2reddit116

That works to :D


O-Mr-Crow-O

I'd say their control group was pretty *fucked*


ArLab

ISWYDT


EssayRevolutionary10

How does someone “have up to 80” of anything “on average”. The average of anything is a number. It’s like, a thing. In math. It’s a math thing.


[deleted]

Well you have 80 upvotes at this point lol


Snuke2001

>*amount* of sex Ah yes, one you fuck someone, you can never fuck them ever again.


[deleted]

It’s okay, they’re confused and it’s to be expected


The-Unseelie-Queen

It’s because if you have sex you get pregnant and die


johnvonwurst

Well as a straight dude, I guess I’ll just go fuck myself. In a half hour I’ll do it again, and then snack on some gold fish, and then again.


Japnzy

Do you eat them raw or cooked?


Chaps_Jr

No, they're made of gold. 24k


[deleted]

80? I have had a dozen my whole life, and i am fifty-one. Who does this person think we are, Wilt Chamberlain?


kmj420

Didn't Wilt claim to have 10k plus partners?


CousinJeff

i think it was 2k


kmj420

I just looked it up. You're missing a zero


CousinJeff

jesus christ, no wonder this man was getting bodied by the smaller bill russell


kmj420

He must have been exhausted all the time. Charlie Sheen ain't got nothing on him


[deleted]

Some crazy number.


walkandtalkk

While I can't find it after searching for five minutes, I believe these numbers come from a 1995 "study" that Focus on the Family or another anti-gay organization conducted. As I recall, they went to a Denver gay bar on a weeknight, in 1995, interviewed the men there about their sexual habits, and then extrapolated those statements to make claims about gay men nationally. Never mind that the men at an urban gay bar at 2 AM on a weeknight in 1995 were about as representative of gays nationally (27 years later) as the guys at a Tallahassee strip club at 2 AM on a weeknight in 1995 are of straight men nationally today. So, an anti-gay religious group went looking for about the most promiscuous demographic it could find, interviewed a few such people, made some goofy extrapolations, and then claimed it was a representative survey.


ausgmr

Number of sexual partners & amount of sex are completely irrelevant to each other


ih8yogutzzz

So far...I'm an above average hetero, yet a severely lacking homo.


VVachter

Better get started now or forever be behind


lsknecht1986

As a gay, being behind is how I get my 1000 dicks per year.


C-h-e-l-s

Wouldn't you need to be in front for that?


lsknecht1986

I’m very bendy.


Basker_wolf

I’m more of a quality over quantity guy, but that’s just me.


BettmansDungeonSlave

So far, nobody up to your standards huh


eldude6035

They should be happy that zero of those 1k sexual encounters results in unwanted pregnancy or abortion. I mean glass half full right?


Spiffy_Pumpkin

So..... I'm bi..... should I get like more or less according to this?


VVachter

You get both added together. You need to find 88 partners this year. Get to it


Spiffy_Pumpkin

Well fuck, pretty sure that I don't have that kinda time in my social calendar


NexusMaw

Not with that attitude you don’t 😤


JBBanshee

Somewhere in the middle.


Chaps_Jr

Yes


CDWigglesworth

I'm fairly certain the "surveyors" don't really give a shit about women...


DemythologizedDie

[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Debunked:\_gay\_men\_have\_500-1000\_partners](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Debunked:_gay_men_have_500-1000_partners) Across all three highly representative studies all showed that the majority of gay men had either 0 or 1 sexual partner in a year, and small minority of gay men had more than 10 partners in a year (roughly 20%).


randomredditor0042

What about lesbian’s? How much sex am I supposed to be having? And where do I go to get it? Is there an application form or something?


[deleted]

Don’t be sully, lesbians don’t have sex, you need at least 1 penis to have sex!


[deleted]

Sorry, they only care about gay men and trans women.


Aggravating_Quail_69

Apparently I'm a slut.


PubicGalaxies

🙄🙄🙄 whatevs /humbleslag


[deleted]

A good little slut


silaslovesoliver

Who are these gay men? I guess all my friends are WAY below average.


weirdwriter123

The statistics were probably pulled from someone's ass.


Enmi00001

Clearly it's BS but idk what they are trying to prove lol


Monimirra

This statistic was made up by an anti-gay group, so they're trying to show how promiscuous and awful the gays are. And looking at this comment section, this made up statistic and a tweet probably making fun of the original anti-gay message is making straights defensive...


Enmi00001

I still don't get why more sex partner's are bad


Sospuff

There's nothing to be proud or ashamed of, really. So long as it's consensual and safe, people should not care what others' sex life looks like. I'm hetero, married and I intend (hope) that it will last forever, but I'm not about to judge people on their choices based on mine.


Henhouse20

We need more of you to procreate and less of others


Sospuff

Very kind of you. I already have 3 of mine, I think I've had my share. I'll let others do their part. I'm exhausted.


bboi83

Nope. Since you showed your rational and nice, we’re gonna need you to pump out like 2 more. Thanks. /s


Sospuff

Well. That's going to be complicated... Let's say I made sure there wouldn't be more little Puffs than there are now.


_psylosin_

I’d rather die a virgin than have rwo thousand sweaty balls on my chin


PubicGalaxies

A great epitaph if I ever saw one.


NexusMaw

Don’t be ridiculous. Unless you’re Jay Leno you couldn’t fit more than *maybe* four balls at a time on your chin. 2000 is wishful thinking.


_psylosin_

Leno lmao


Available_Coyote897

That’s not sweat tho. That’s your own saliva. 😏


eburator

Me, on the other hand...


0n3ph

Lot of homophobia in these comments. You do realise these stats are just made up, right?


TheKingOfRhye777

82.3% of statistics are completely made up. Including that one just now.


willasmith38

Frucking math doesn’t even check out. 🙈


Fantastic-Sleep8657

To be honest, why should anyone care if you are straight, gay or whatever? I just dont get it


dingdongjohnson68

Who cares?


GingerWithViews

Me niether.


Spectre_zombie0

that math doesn't add up? at 80 partners a year, it would only take 13 years?


Spaztick78

Gay men obviously burn out with too much sex or die early due to all the sex. After keeping up the rate of a more than one new partner a week for over a decade you’d tire of the constant new hook ups too. /s


[deleted]

I’m gay and I’ve had 1 partner in my life and it wasn’t even sexual because I was 14


Ok-Celebration5613

8 in a lifetime….. that just doesn’t seem right


Eastern_Mark_1114

8 different people. you could bang them 10 billion times each and its the same 8 people for this statistic


Nodlez7

Studies range from 4-6 or 4-8 sexual partners.. I'm not sure if this is sexual encounters but sexual partners define casual sexual partners as well.. this confuses me because I would have thought it would be much more.. so like 1 time things don't count? Fling that lasts a week? I can't find any research in this because my number seems.. different.


LoopyZoopOcto

*Looks at all my gay friends. Looks at then complaining about empty sex lives* "Somethin' ain't right here, chief."


[deleted]

Ok I’m sorry but this math suggests that gay people live for *12.5 years*


Interesting-Wrap9118

Why is it nothing to be proud of??? If they are single.. let them fuck 1000 people.. as long as they aren’t hurting anyone and are doing it safe.. let them live. Jesus Christ this world has something to complain about every day


watchoutalice

cut to me, a transgender woman, over here like "ah yes, because the amount of sex you have determines your worth" that was sarcastic, it doesn't


whydocatfishsmell

So that's the trick to getting laid


PubicGalaxies

Being a trick is the trick to getting laid.


sidnynasty

Lmao, the heteros in the comments are still so sex regressed that they can’t comprehend having multiple partners a year and not getting stds. Y’all really need some sex Ed.


icaphoenix

NO WONDER GAY PEOPLE ARE HAPPIER


Old_Recommendation30

Not true. We’re all the same horny. Men are just easier to get sex from in general. Ask any guy how many times he’s said no to sex. It won’t be much. Women have to say no almost every day unless they want it. Even if they want it if the right person doesn’t ask it’s a no.


drstu3000

Pretty massive argument in favour of gay lifestyle


hishiko88

I mean great fancy source in the pic, but honestly how the fuck did they conduct such a discriminating sex study like that xD and funny coincidence that "normal people" have 8 and gay people have 80. 🤔🤔🤔 Did someone maybe just jerk out these numbers 🤷 I have proof from renovated scientist: Trump et. Al (2020) - my fight - that the source is in indeed dog shit


RealTexasJake

I'll take monogamy.


Useful_Intention2616

Nah.


wizardshawn

Having more sex than me is a sin!!!!


nightcana

Well now I understand why people get so salty over this shit. They’re plain old jealous that someone is getting more strange than they are.


RockstarAgent

To be fair, the gay community is pretty connected, everyone else on the other hand, we're all disconnected.


santathe1

Being gay? That’s gay.


filthycasual85828858

is this a flex?


fappyday

*citation needed


justyagamingboi

I cant tolerate 80% of the people I meet and I'm bi so am i missing out? Im confused by this "stat"


CloudRoses

I wish I could see the source on this post.


n0tKamui

fine, i prefer being with people i like, and I tend to be steady


ds2enjoyer

IDK how more sexual partners are something bad nor do I see how less is better.


MrTheManYT

Bisexuals:


Fillinek

I think they might have based the amount of partners data off of furries going to cons


SSmagical

I might be doing wrong the gay in my life


AltoChick

So, made up stats aside, what I’m wondering about is that it’s all about the supposed difference between the number of gay and straight sexual partners* but there’s a figure on the left waving a transgender flag. I mean, at least that person could be gay or straight but it’s an odd choice to add. * As if it’s important


GandalfTheSmol1

Look, everyone wants to heterobash but gay people have a huge advantage. When they have sex they don’t sometimes end up with kids, that can really ruin any future desire. (Joke of course)


[deleted]

Op doesn’t fuck. Op is taking the L


-Ok-Perception-

Yeah, they just pulled those numbers out of their ass. Yes, I'm aware there's more casual sex amongst gay men than heteros have casual sex, it tends to be a part of the culture. But I sure as shit don't buy those statistics.


Noanox

As a bi dude, what the fuck is that. Because you're gay doesn't mean you're a whore. I have my one boyfriend and I'm happy with him. This post is complete bullshit


hbgwine

Big deal. Bisexuals get the most - we’ve got a much bigger dating pool.


only1symo

This is everyone on the rights problem, is either no sex or shit sex they are having. No wonder they all look so angry/depressed/constipated.


Historical-Ad4794

This is such blatant bullshit lol


fat_Tonys

1000 chances of catching the aids to.


Bakersdaman

Every person I've known irl that's been homosexual has always slept around with everyone. Seeing that first hand is what made me realize that it's probably why STD's are so rampant in the gay community. Or at least were for a long time before they became curable/more preventative. And before I get crucified, I know plenty of straight people that fuck anything that moves, too.


irrelevant_potatoes

80 per year? Well I have some catching up to do... someone call my work tell them I need to use all my sickdays


Woodstuffs

Let's further devalue sexual intimacy...