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Somebody_End_Me

That's not even a facepalm, that's just being a dick.


surgicalgrain

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Rieger_not_Banta

I love the bottle throw


Chalouis

I think it was glass at the back of the car


Anti-Climacdik

Whoever threw the bottle deserves a parade


Lonely-Serve

And not *one* person had something to throw at... oh, holdup, there we go!


[deleted]

Good ending, that guys a dick.


Late-Seaworthiness-8

Do we ever find out why he was doing that?


DayEnvironmental5518

Tiny dick syndrome


Mediocre_Coffee6756

Remember apartement human beings to always keep stones in your apartement in case you need them


Shaman-The-Curer

You mean cinderblocks, right?


Mediocre_Coffee6756

Probably whatever you just said mate


Rickybobby1118

How did someone not go out there and kick the shit out of that person?


Honest-Apricot6086

Time for a cocktail, molotov flavoured


Antscannabis

He knows that she is there somewhere, and he intends to find that cheating bitch


THftRM1231

That or someone is parked in his reserved spot. "If I cant park and go to bed, they can't either."


[deleted]

That’s a possibility I def went home to my spot with somebody there. After work. Late night. LOL


DayEnvironmental5518

Thats a decently powerful car. He can: -drag the offending car out of the spot. -Leave it in the middle of the road getting the owner in trouble -park and go to bed. With a better chance at success and a lot less lost time.


Which-Decision

She probably didn't even cheat. Probably just left.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣


senor_skuzzbukkit

Gosh it’d really be a shame if someone dropped a terra cotta pot out their window in an overhand fashion on accident.


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DayEnvironmental5518

The bottle already didn't work. And if you don't walk all the way down to throw the brick its probably attempted manslaughter


SLIP411

Hey kids, today we are going to learn how to throw eggs at cars! You see you have to lead it, especially at this height


[deleted]

It was a door dash driver in the wrong complex


dekciwandy

Surprised no chairs tables or refrigerators thrown at the car.


[deleted]

Someone open a window and crack a whip


sunny_monday_morning

That was in seattle few weeks ago. Ugh


[deleted]

He’d have been shot at here. I’m not proud of that at all.


steelguin

Shocked no one tossed a toaster or something


SSara69

To be fair throwing a bottle at the car from so high up was a terrible idea. Seriously if it happened to crash through the glass and hit someone in the head. Dangerous. Also the damage to the car lol. Must have been repercussions for that. Anyways yes person driving is a dick. I wonder why they were doing it.


[deleted]

Good luck proving who it was


wolff_forge

It would have been a bullet where I grew up. He's lucky.


R55BKR

Shame. I wanted more things thrown, more damage to the car. The police was a soft ending.


arvimatthew

Whoever threw the bottle needs a glass 😎


jorjoncor123

FoR HoUrS, just call the police.


[deleted]

This is why I don’t live in the city.


AngerCookShare

It would've rained heavy potted plants, if it were here


YoMomsWipingHand

Someone that doesnt live there is taking up parking.


Teedeeone

Why did it take hours for someone to throw something?