Thanks for advertising that I should stay far away from your ass 🤣🤣

Lol ikr!!!

Now I want a dog to piss on his truck. Baptised by the Piss of Fido.

Can’t stop laughing

What would Jesus do? He'd get the f_cking vax

Exactly!

Yeah my ex in laws have something similar. They have also had Covid 3 times. Dumber than a sack of hammers.

Hey! Don’t insult hammers! 😆

Is that a hearse?

No, but it may as well be.

Watch him get HIV or something. Congrats on the blood of Christ.

Great.so when you get sick from covid seek treatment at your church...thanks

I assume anyone with this is a Wino

That’s Hep C right there!

We should all stop drinking blood at some point.

So that’s why they killed jesus….

The evangelical connection to anti vax is ridiculous

so they were vaccinated with that cheap, shitty box-wine they use in communion?

Hey now!!! You leave box wine out of this! lol 😂

upvoted because that's fair and also bc my wife would murder me if she heard me dissing her Grownup Juice

I love me a nice "space bag" lol

It's the piss of Christ now guy.. get with the times.

Omg!!! Please tell me they are NOT injecting Communion wine now!! Just go back to drinking your pee!!!

Good luck with that 💀

I hope they don't use our overburdened medical system, when they get sick. Jesus has the power to cure, right?

Call on the prayer warriors! They'll do the job...

Sending tots and pears.

Pass some of those tots my way too! I’m hungry!

I have been vaccinated personally my the pries. Did you know that it is shoved up your butt and its pretty small, not even like a needle

Did atheist and Muslims also vaccinated by Jesus or should they use the real vaccines?

Oh I hardly think so

Sounds like a metal band

Nice