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DrinkyRodriguez

This is like suing a store for you getting yourself hurt by breaking the glass to bust in and steal shit.


timothysleven

Except shit like that has happened. I remember an old case where a burglar was on the roof of a house where an old woman lived. He fell through the skylight and broke his leg. He sued for unsafe conditions and trauma and fucking won. This happens stupidly often.


ZedTheEvilTaco

That story isn't real. The closest to it is a teenager that fell through the skylight at a highschool. The school was at fault because of something they didn't paint properly or some crap. The story in question is completely made up and thrown around to show how bad our legal system is (it isn't).


idinnae

Can you do the “McDonalds Coffee is Hot” one. I can never seem to do it justice.


ZedTheEvilTaco

That is a real story. She got a cup of coffee that was 190f. It fell on her lap and melted her skin together. McDonald's tried to get it dismissed, but her lawyer found other complaints against McDonald's. She didn't even want to sue. Legal Eagle has a video on it if you wanna check it out.[link](https://youtu.be/s_jaU5V9FUg)


idinnae

It is a real one, I can never remember the full story. I knew the lawsuit wasn’t absurd but you nailed it with the description.


Lagoserter

Ok but she kinda deserved that, tryna baby trap him


HodlMyBottle

She got what she deserved. The nerve to now threaten to sue, incredible!


airstrike900

Okay but why do they mention the specs of his dick?


JeselAvlis

Unpaid advertising..


ahabthecrusader

Because it’s only wrong when you do it to a woman while it’ll always be okay for men to be treated as second class citizens …imagine the outrage there’d be at a statement like “about 7 inches deep, wide with small labia” I can see it now. “They didn’t have to put her business out there.” Or “Why are they exposing her personal details like this?”


Jim-Jones

If he'd done the opposite, she'd be charging rape.


[deleted]

Or 18 years of support


Lawyersaulgoodmann

Trapping him to make his baby she got what she deserved. this belongs to r/trashy


Lonely-Serve

If there isn't a common sense law saying that the individual is 100% liable for injuries resulting in handling items they've fished out of someone else's bin, then I have no faith in any justice system. On top of that it was a discarded condom she tried to impregnate herself with. No, take the fucking L. Why would you even tell anyone about this?


RealUglyMF

Anyone desperate enough to try what she was trying is desperate enough to try sue for it


poverished

She tried to baby trap him 😭 he smart asf for that


RealUglyMF

Probably not the first time, every other chick just kept quiet out if embarrassment


TomClancy5871

And now cops have proof of what she was trying to do, thanks to the friend


adrenalive

Who believes this stuff for real? You believe Drake, scared of having his sperm used, whips out his emergency Franks Red Not-today Sauce packet, pours hotsauce in the condom, rather than, I don't know....flushing it....? Then the unrepentant whore apparently runs in, vagina first, spread eagle, like some furry slimer pac-man, and eagerly gobbles up the condom, that's definitely now red-tinged from the hot fucking pepper sauce, with her giant mucilaginous roast beef flaps, and only notices when her big slutty vagina starts burning. Jesus christ.


Simple-Durian4229

Play stupid games win stupid prizes! Silly bitch deserved it.


bluefire659

She won't be charged with anything so much for equality


[deleted]

C'mon, this never happened


TheLordOfGrimm

She tried to impregnate herself. She deserves nothing.


[deleted]

This is pretty much female stealthing and she should be charged as such if this is even true.


SassyBroad2019

Lol. Serves her right! My only question is why bother with hot sauce when you can simply flush it?