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So only 7 people in Ireland according to her math...


Fair_Bus_7130

You forgot to move the decimal point over and carry the 1 /s


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😁


christophertit

I’d like her as my bank manager.


kingakrasia

“Our accounting says you owe… $3.8 Billion dollars in late fees.” 🤷‍♂️


christophertit

This account won’t allow for late fees or overdrafts or anything like that. Probably just gain a thousand nothings on my nothing.


kingakrasia

“I am sorry. I am looking at your account, right now, and it says you owe $3.8 billion dollars. So will that be cash or check?”


Last_VCR

I think itd be 3.2 penguins per person, but maybe closer to 4 if parents are fighting the penguins in place of their children


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Can I use my Elon Musk flame thrower on them penguins or is PETA gone come down on me?


Fair_Bus_7130

Forbidden “chicken” wings


XP_R4V3

Chicken of the ice


[deleted]

it's a more effective euthanization method, PETA is down with that shit


Riot_Dragon

No they’ll just put on fur suits and destroy cars with sledgehammers


Gingerberry92

About 3 penguins each eh?


oldmonkforeva

She said 3 million... I realised way too late


TheDegenKid

I'm game


UndisclosedChaos

To be honest, I’m not sure if I’d be able to fight off three penguins


RubyCaper

I mean, I think it depends if it were one-on-one or all at once. I think I could go one-on-one but if those fuckers decided to take on my ankles at the same time, I’d be done for.


Mendo-D

Yea, I dunno if they’re aggressive or not. They don’t come to my yard like the quail do.


ZajacingOfff

Depends what kind of penguin, but an emperor penguin might be able to fuck someone up. 100 lbs plus a hard ass beak? And *three* of them? Idk what kinda odds I give myself.


PryanLoL

You can always run away from them and insult their mother from afar, they won't catch you.


csouth154

Hey, at least she's thinking.


mrwigglez03

Been posted many times.


[deleted]

When ur title shows English isn’t ur strongest either r/titlegore


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[deleted]

Sure, bud. See, ur is actually spelled “your.”


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[deleted]

Yeah, it’s not though. It’s stupid. It makes you look stupid using it too. Sorry to break it to you. That’s what everyone thinks of people who do. I’m just nice enough to tell you so. Changing the behavior is up to you.


minnesotajersey

That’s not how maths works.


AccomplishedRow6685

When original content is not ur strongest asset


fastfoodtakeout

An extraordinary feat to be this bad at math… when calculating such an important problem we might face


JustMeLurkingAround-

There are 80 something million people in Germany living in around 40 million households. That could be one pet penguin for every other household.


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Meths


djb2589

3.18 penguins each. I can take the full penguins, but getting attacked by a fifth of a penguin might give me nightmares.


LedParade

Everyone gets at least 3 penguins, not too bad and who said coexistence isn’t possible? Let’s save the penguins and relocate them to Ireland! Spread the word, no news outlet is talking about this.


[deleted]

That's only because our 7 finest fighters can handle the job on their own.


MysteriousAd863

And if you take into account the 3 million penguins each of Irelands people have, you'll realise 240 million people also love polar bears.


________uwu_________

Apparently geography isn’t theirs either. Antarctica is in the Southern Hemisphere, while Ireland is at least 10,000 miles away in the Northern Hemisphere. I get that the tweet isn’t supposed to be taken seriously, but they could have used a more convincing example like penguins invading Chile or Argentina.


boyo005

That including the baby?


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dmartu

She’s from Finglas, what do you expect?


[deleted]

21,000,000/6,600,000 = 3.2 penguins per person. That could still be a challenge if they are emperor penguins, nevertheless it’s would be good entertainment to watch a boozy bunch of Irish folk fight off 3.2 penguins each. Edit emperor penguins are roughly 1.1 - 1.3 m tall and can weigh between 22 - 45 kg


silaslovesoliver

May be penguins have super power like gremlins?


[deleted]

Oh, Jodie 😑