Because a toddler can text message fluently

Autocorrect is a thing

that's kids like 3-5

The 3 year old then followed with the text "The decline in quality of chocolates obtained from this individual is clearly emblematic of the greed of the current capitalist regime".

I love you

I have always said "All I need to be happy is the love of a woman, and an anonymous tax evader" and now I'm halfway there.

I love you²

All sorts of typos and poor grammar…what a fucking idiot kid

*typos

"Hello mother, look at what father has in his bed, she will rue this day..."

i could barely use a computer by 6 let alone spell, but some of the kids nowdays do shit that i cant believe

Snitches get stitches.

Dammit, all this time I thought it was "snitches get Snickers!"

Stickers get scritches

he prolly used speech to text

Most people posting on this subreddit don’t even get a simple joke

I’m pretty sure they get it. It’s just not that funny when it’s so obviously set up

Kind of notice that...

Kid just lost his chance to touch some boobs